TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION Film 2001. Written by John Whelpley. Directed by Brent Maddock. Starring Michael Gross, Shawn Christian, Susan Chuang and Ariana Richards. | |||||
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1 | Agent Frank Statler | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Agent Frank Statler Agent Frank Statler: I am the granted authority to insure adherence to Section 1472-B of the Endangered Species Act, which guards the welfare of large-class desert reptilians. I'm enforcing an immediate ban on hunting of graboids in Perfection Valley. | |||||||||||
2 | Ass Blaster | Living Things | Animals | ||||||||
Ass Blaster | |||||||||||
3 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: Need I remind you Jack? They are not your friends, they are government agents. Over! | |||||||||||
4 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: Is your head up your ass for the warmth? | |||||||||||
5 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: I think if I had an inner voice, it'd be tellin' me to tell you to get lost. | |||||||||||
6 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: And that's why we're at the top of the food chain! | |||||||||||
7 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: What kind of supreme being would condone such irony? | |||||||||||
8 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise 'self defense'. | |||||||||||
9 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: I'm a masterpiece of self destruction. | |||||||||||
10 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: You guys do what you do best: Find something simple and complicate it. | |||||||||||
11 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: Not to worry, our perimeter is completely Graboid proof. | |||||||||||
12 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: I prefer we keep this to ourselves. | |||||||||||
13 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: A lifetime of preparation, and I end up a refugee? | |||||||||||
14 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: First rule of engagement: know your enemy. Second rule: know where to engage him. | |||||||||||
15 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: We hunt them down. We wipe them out. We'll go at dawn. | |||||||||||
16 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: The things is, as long as one of these reptilians is still alive, this whole area is deemed protected, you know, pursuant to section 1472-B of the Endangered Species Act. In other words, no houses, no condos, and no ranchettes. | |||||||||||
17 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: These bastards are smart, and the harder you come at them, the smarter they get. | |||||||||||
18 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer Burt Gummer: Houston, we have a problem. | |||||||||||
19 | Burt Gummer, Mindy & Miguel | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Burt Gummer, Mindy & Miguel Burt Gummer: They're moving slowly down from the north, just like last time, from Jasmer quadrangle straight down the valley into Calypso quadrangle. Mindy: Huh? Miguel: I think he means Cactus Flats. Mindy: Why can't he just say it? | |||||||||||
20 | Graboid | Living Things | Animals | ||||||||
Graboid The government designates the graboids in Perfection as an endangered species. | |||||||||||
21 | Jack Sawyer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jack Sawyer Jack Sawyer: I've been listening to my inner voice, and it's tellin' me that you and I are destined to work together. What do ya think? | |||||||||||
22 | Jack Sawyer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jack Sawyer Jack Sawyer: Well, ma'am, time is the eternal river. I suggest we not swim upstream. | |||||||||||
23 | Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer Jack Sawyer: Burt, what happens if this thing eats your food? Burt Gummer: Assblaster Blitzkrieg. | |||||||||||
24 | Jodi Chang | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jodi Chang Jodi Chang: Hey, in retail, if you're not three steps ahead, you're one step behind. | |||||||||||
25 | Jodi Chang | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jodi Chang Jodi Chang: Oh, you guys definitely need to be supervised. | |||||||||||
26 | Jodi Chang | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jodi Chang Jodi Chang: Ha! Ass blaster! Blast your own damn ass! | |||||||||||
27 | Jodi Chang | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jodi Chang Jodi Chang: And they light there own farts, but how does this help us? | |||||||||||
28 | Jodi Chang & Jack Sawyer | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Jodi Chang & Jack Sawyer Jodi Chang: All I'm saying is we discovered them, right? So, we should name 'em. Let me think... Okay - blast-offers, or... butt-launchers, that's better, huh? Oh, oh, ass blasters! How's that? Jack Sawyer: Sounds like a porno film. | |||||||||||
29 | Melvin Plug | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Melvin Plug Melvin Plug: God, man, kill it! Blow it up! What are you waiting for, Burt? | |||||||||||
30 | Mindy Sterngood | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mindy Sterngood Mindy Sterngood: I totally hate my life! | |||||||||||
31 | Shrieker | Living Things | Animals | ||||||||
Shrieker | |||||||||||
32 | Untitled | Themes | 3-D | ||||||||
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33 | Untitled | Themes | Flatliners 2 | ||||||||
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