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1 | Chips | BBB | Food Products | Chips and Crackers |
| Chips Ziggy's sitting in his easy chair watching TV, saying, 'A lot of folks ask me if I suffer from laziness. I always tell them 'NO' I enjoy laziness.' And there's a bag of Chips brand potato chips on the floor.
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2 | Harry Potter and the Next Sequel | BBB | Literature | Books |
| Harry Potter and the Next Sequel Book in a bookstore window. Ziggy says, "... Somehow I get the feeling they're rushing these things into print!"
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3 | Sushi Cook Book | BBB | Literature | Cookbooks |
| Sushi Cook Book
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4 | P.A. | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| P.A. P.A.: Will the owner of a car with license plate number ZGY-621 please move it? It's making our parking lot look tacky!
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5 | Ziggy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ziggy Ziggy: I finally figured out why I never have any money. I'm always squandering it paying bills!
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6 | Ziggy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ziggy Ziggy: A lot of folks ask me if I suffer from laziness. I always tell them, "No." I enjoy laziness.
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7 | Ziggy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ziggy Ziggy: I went on a 14-day diet and all I lost was two weeks.
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8 | Ziggy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ziggy Ziggy: Today is a gift. That is why it's called "the present".
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9 | Ziggy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ziggy Ziggy: The best angle to approach life's challenges is always the Try-angle!
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