THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK Film 1987. Written by Michael Cristofer. Directed by George Miller. Starring Jack Nicholson, Cher, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer and Veronica Cartwright. | |||
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1 | The Eastwick Word | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers | |
The Eastwick Word Sukie is a columnist for the local newspaper in Eastwick. | |||||
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2 | Eastwick | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | |
Eastwick City in Rhode Island where Alexandra, Jane and Sukie live. | |||||
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3 | Alexandra Medford | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Alexandra Medford Alexandra Medford: I think, no, I am positive, that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. | |||||
4 | Daryl Van Horne | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Daryl Van Horne Daryl Van Horne: Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself. afraid of men. and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on. | |||||
5 | Daryl Van Horne | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Daryl Van Horne Daryl Van Horne: I see men running around trying to put their dicks into everything, trying to make something happen. but it's women who are the source. the only power. Nature, birth, rebirth. Cliche? Cliche. sure. but true. | |||||
6 | Daryl Van Horne | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Daryl Van Horne Daryl Van Horne: I see men, sixty, seventy years old breaking their balls to stay fit! What for? When I die, I want to be sick, not healthy. | |||||
7 | Daryl Van Horne | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Daryl Van Horne Daryl Van Horne: I always like a little pussy after lunch. | |||||
8 | Sukie Ridgemont | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Sukie Ridgemont Sukie Ridgemont: What scares me isn't how short life is, no, it's the pain, all the pain. I don't understand why there has to be any pain. | |||||
9 | Sukie Ridgemont | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Sukie Ridgemont Sukie Ridgemont: Cheers. |
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