WILL & GRACE
TV Series 1998. Created by David Kohan and Max Mutchnick. Starring Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Megan Mullally, Sean Hayes, Shelley Morrison, Gary Grubbs and Michael Angarano.
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1Air B-on-BBBBComputersMobile Apps

Air B-on-B
Social media app for gay guys that Jack mentions during the revival preview, the BnB for "Boy on Boy".

2Antiques on the Road BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Antiques on the Road
Stand-in for Antiques Roadshow. Jack and Grace, who are fans of the British show Antiques on the Road, go on set pretending to have an antique teapot for appraisal so Grace could do a funny impression on TV.

3Camp Yes I CanBBBYouth ServicesYouth Camps

Camp Yes I Can


4Casting Call Weekly BBBPeriodicalsNewspapers

Casting Call Weekly
Newspaper that Jack mentions when Karen asks him what's with all the man-candy in the hallway: Oh! They're actors who answered an ad I placed in Casting Call Weekly. I'm auditioning.

5Channel 9 BBBCinemaTV Stations

Channel 9
Matt tells Will he has a meeting next week for an on-air position at Channel 9.

6Circus o gayBBBAmusementCircuses

Circus o gay


7Cute Guys in their Underpants BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Cute Guys in their Underpants
A play.

8The Dead Snootches BBBMusicMusicians

The Dead Snootches
Joke Grace makes.

9Duset and StineBBBLegal AidLaw Firms

Duset and Stine
Law firm Will worked for. Will quit because Grace was dating Duset and it got awkward.

10Forbidden Fort from Cushions BBBLiteratureBooks

Forbidden Fort from Cushions
The title of one of Jack's stories.

11French Woods BBBYouth ServicesYouth Camps

French Woods
One of the best theater camps upstate, according to Jack.

12Girls Club of Greater New York BBBYouth ServicesYouth Programs

Girls Club of Greater New York
Jack and Karen find Stan's will, discovering that a third of his money is going to charities, including the Girls Club of Greater New York.

13The Grace Adler Comfort Kit BBBGoodsMiscellaneous Products

The Grace Adler Comfort Kit
Grace: "Wait a minute, what's wrong? Wine, tissues, charcoal facial masks. All we need is a box of doughnuts and it's the Grace Adler comfort kit."

14Grace Adler DesignsBBBServicesInterior Design

Grace Adler Designs
Interior design.

15Helena Bond Interior DesignBBBServicesInterior Design

Helena Bond Interior Design


16Homo with a Pie BBBLiteratureBooks

Homo with a Pie
The name of Will's future memoir. Will: "I found all the letters that we wrote to each other in college. You know, I actually I meant to organize those for the archives for when I was going to write my memoir." Grace: "Oh, right, right, and it had that weird title." Will: "Weird title? Homo with a Pie is a great title, and when I get around to writing it it's really gonna delve into the complexities of the gay experience in America, and at the end there'll be recipes. You know, for for pie."

17How to Become a Good Piano Player in Jus... BBBCinemaMovies

How to Become a Good Piano Player in Just 4 or 5 Days
Joke Will makes when Grace tells him she can't believe what a good piano player he's become in just four or five days: Well, I have you to thank for that video, "How to Become a Good Piano Player in Just Four or Five Days."

18Jack 2000 BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Jack 2000
Jack's one-man play.

19Jack 2001BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Jack 2001
Jack's new one-man play. "Reach into your anus... and beyond."

20Jack's Edible Bike ShortsBBBApparelClothing Products

Jack's Edible Bike Shorts


21Just JackBBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Just Jack
Jack: I am now. Me, a piano and a spotlight. I'm calling it "Just Jack".

22Karen Walker Presents Gaybraham Twinkin' BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Karen Walker Presents Gaybraham Twinkin'
Jack latest theatrical production, centered around a gay Abraham Lincoln.

23Law and Order LGBTQ BBBTelevisionTV Shows

Law and Order LGBTQ
Joke Will makes.

24Miss Fire Island BBBEventsBeauty Pageants

Miss Fire Island
Joke Karen makes to Jack: Knock it off, Miss Fire Island. I'm reminiscing. Look at all of these. Stan has been so good to me, honey. Oh, and all of the sweet memories they bring back. Hmm. On my knees in Belize. Oh! On my back in Iraq. Oh! Oh! And then there was that time in Nantucket! Ha ha ha! Oh... Good times. Well, good jewels, anyway. Ha ha ha!

25Miss Pregnant Teen America BBBEventsBeauty Pageants

Miss Pregnant Teen America
Jack: Thank you! And I promise... As this year's Miss Pregnant Teen America... To represent all pregnant teens... Whether they be man, woman, black or white.

26Music Box BBBEntertainmentTheaters

Music Box
Theater that Grace visits while on a date with Ian to see Seussical The Musical.

27NiceJewishChiropractors.comBBBHealthcareMedical Companies

NiceJewishChiropractors.com


28No Sex in the City BBBTelevisionTV Shows

No Sex in the City
Joke Will makes when Grace tells him she doesn't understand how he could be in a relationship where he can't be himself: Yeah, well, being me hasn't gotten me a whole lot of action lately. Or maybe you haven't been following my story line on "No Sex in the City."

29President ClownBBBTelevisionTV Shows

President Clown


30Psychic Sue BBBServicesPsychic Services

Psychic Sue
Will reluctantly decides to use a birthday gift certificate from Grace to consult a psychic about his future and encounters an absent-minded fortune teller whose frighteningly personal predictions leave him reeling.

31The Rug Barn BBBHome FurnishingHome Furnishing Stores

The Rug Barn
Grace: Well, you should see what happens when you mention my name at The Rug Barn. You get a glass of cold mint tea and a rough kiss from a guy named Misha.

32Spielman Gallery BBBArtsArt Galleries

Spielman Gallery
An Art Gallery.

33Stage Door BBBYouth ServicesYouth Camps

Stage Door
One of the best theater camps upstate, according to Jack.

34Straighten Arrow BBBYouth ServicesYouth Camps

Straighten Arrow
Gay conversion therapy camp where Jack's son is taking his son.

35Subway TushBBBGoodsMiscellaneous Products

Subway Tush
The butts meow.

36Suckingham Palace BBBNightlifeStrip Clubs

Suckingham Palace
British-themed strip club, named after Buckingham Palace.

37Taco TimeBBBDiningMexican Fast Food

Taco Time
Mexican fast food restaurant.

38To Weep and to Willow: A Harli-Queen Rom... BBBLiteratureBooks

To Weep and to Willow: A Harli-Queen Romance
The title of one of Jack's stories.

39United Community of Psychic People BBBOrganizationsProfessional Organizations

United Community of Psychic People
Jack becomes a psychic and joins a psychic community. Jack: "So, after taking a short online course and proving that I'm not a robot, the good folks at The United Community of Psychic People, or UCPP, have welcomed - Oh, my God. UCPP! I just got that."

40Walker Inc.BBBCorporationsCompanies

Walker Inc.
The multi-billion dollar company owned by Stanley Walker and by association, his wife Karen Walker.

41Watch Will BBBEntertainmentTheater Productions

Watch Will
Will's version of Jack's one-man play Just Jack when he imitates Jack in an attempt to sleep with Matt Bomer's character.

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42GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: You need to find a better hobby than outing robots!

43GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Look, I've been playing with myself and I feel much more confident.

44GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Ok. Let's do this quickly while Jack's still playing on the escalator. How about a juicer for Jack's birthday?

45GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: You're gay, you've got the kinky built in!

46Grace OtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Okie dokie, artichokie!

47GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: My love for you is like this scar - ugly, but permanent.

48GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Just FYI. The first 3 letters in assistant spell ass, so please, get off yours.

49Grace OtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone and I'm in a room full of pigs and I'm the pretty one, but everyone thinks that I'm the ugly one because they're all pigs!

50Grace OtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: God, I hate 12 year olds with power.

51GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: And I was at Bloomingdale's this morning waiting on line to buy wrinkle cream, and this Jennifer-Love-Michelle-Sarah-Felicity looking thing bumps into me and says, "Excuse me, ma'am."

52GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: It's, "You look hot", or, "You turn me on", not "One look at you proves I'm a queer"!

53Grace OtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: Wow, is it me, or are you hot in here?

54Grace OtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: What's cookin', Good Lookin'?

55Grace OtherQuotesQuotes

Grace
Grace: You people should be studied. I feel like a Jewish Jane Goodall and you're Goyim in the Mist!

56Grace & JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace & Jack
Grace: No, no, no, no, no. That he would tell me. It has to be something worse. God, what is he keeping from me? Oh, my god. It's drugs. It's drugs. He's doing drugs. Without me. Not that I do drugs, but I'd like to be asked.
Jack: You know what else he wouldn't tell either of us? If he's sick. He needs a kidney! Oh, my god. He needs a kidney. Not that I would give him a kidney, but I'd like to be asked.

57Grace & KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace & Karen
Grace: I want to marry 'the one'.
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to 'the two' and 'the three'?

58Grace & KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace & Karen
Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay.
Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless?

59Grace & WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace & Will
Grace: You know what my Aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now?
Will: "Why the hell did my parents name me Pescha"?

60Grace & WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Grace & Will
Grace: Ok, here's the Thanksgiving menu so far: apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart, and ice-cream roll. What am I missing? Cake! We need cake.
Will: Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that?

61Grace's Dad OtherQuotesQuotes

Grace's Dad
Grace's Dad: You look like a hooker in that tube top.

62JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: You're my new best friend, call me every five minutes!

63JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: I stand corrected. Yet, as I sit, you become a liar again!

64JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Tsk Tsk Tsk. Will, have you totally forgotten how to speak our language? "Running late" is gay for "I'm blowing you off."

65JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Sounds like somebody needs a back rub on her front.

66JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Rosario? A marriage is about compromise and compassion, okay? Maybe you could, oh, I don't know, pick one?

67JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you my ass.

68JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: It's time to put the 'sex' back in 'homosexual', Will!

69JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: I can't go to jail, Will. I'll never pull off the jumpsuit. I have no waist.

70JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Heard that! I am metaphorically curled up in the fetal position and you continue to kick me about the ear, nose, and throat?

71JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: God can hear you right through the building, and she's not happy.

72JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Women - can't live with them. End of sentence.

73Jack OtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: My bologna has a first name!

74Jack OtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Ride that trash garbageman! You're so dirty! You're so dirty! You're so dirty!

75Jack & GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack & Grace
Jack: You do like gay porn, don't you?
Grace: Who doesn't?

76Jack & KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack & Karen
Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Just Jack! Touch me in the mornin'.
Karen: Honey, I'm busy. Touch yourself.

77Jack & KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack & Karen
Jack: Karen?
Karen: Can't talk- feelin' something.

78Jack & WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack & Will
Jack: What do you think of my glasses? What do they say?
Will: They say, 'Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.'
Jack: And guys don't make passes at guys with fat asses. I think they make me look smart.

79Jack & WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack & Will
Jack: Okay, FYI, folks, most people that meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.

80Jack & WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Jack & Will
Jack: My god, what if we got trapped in here? Who'd we eat first?
Will: Well, Karen's out, because there's nothing natural or digestable on her body.

81Jack has worked as a sales associate at ...OtherTriviaQuestions

Jack has worked as a sales associate at what trendy clothing store?
Banana Republic
The Gap
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82KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: I think you're missing the silver lining here. When you're old and in diapers, a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting.

83KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

84KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Because I'm a lady, assface.

85KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Oh, cripes, honey let me give it to you in a nutshell: your boyfriend.

86KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Oh Minnie Driver, who ever told you you could pull off a leather jumpsuit?

87KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: I'm a little emotionally drained right now, so I'm just gonna go home and cry myself to sleep.

88KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Hello Starshine!

89KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: He had a turkey in the limo - he's sleeping it off!

90KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Grab a bottle, hunker down and pray for daylight!

91KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a killer rack. Good morning!

92Karen OtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: You know honey, you've still got your looks - where are you hiding them?

93Karen OtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: Why you're as simple as that blouse you're wearing.

94Karen OtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: She's gone to Mexico for cosmetic surgery so many times I bet if you slapped the back of her head, prizes would fall out.

95Karen OtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: You're hair's already such a disaster the Red Cross won't give it coffee.

96Karen OtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: I've got a fake laugh with your name written all over it!

97Karen OtherQuotesQuotes

Karen
Karen: It's national Scrub Your Toilet day, and I think you should get home and start celebrating!

98Karen & GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen & Grace
Karen: Oh, Grace, I am your assistant. Now, I may not be a whiz at the...
Grace: Computer.
Karen: Or know how to work the...
Grace: Fax.
Karen: But, honey, I do know how to get where I need to be. Now hand me the...
Grace: Phone.

99Karen & JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen & Jack
Karen: You know CPR?
Jack: Oh, yeah. I had to do it on my father when I told him I was gay. Only I think it just confused him even more.

100Karen & JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen & Jack
Karen: Hey Poodle!
Jack: Who's your daddy?
Karen: You are.

101Karen & JackOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen & Jack
Karen: Grace caught him red handed!
Jack: He was by himself?

102Karen & RosarioOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen & Rosario
Karen: Where are my slippers?
Rosario: Have you looked up your ass, you drunken fool?

103Karen & RosarioOtherQuotesQuotes

Karen & Rosario
Karen: Come on, honey. Sit-o down-o. Try not to talk-o.
Rosario: You hear how she talks to me? I speak English, okay?

104RosarioOtherQuotesQuotes

Rosario
Rosario: Quit busting my hump, lady!

105Rosario & KarenOtherQuotesQuotes

Rosario & Karen
Rosario: You want the truth?
Karen: Not if it's long.

106SamOtherQuotesQuotes

Sam
Sam: The last time I saw you, you were this big. but you were on a hill and I was far away.

107Untitled OtherThemesMouth of Madness


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108Val BassettOtherQuotesQuotes

Val Bassett
Val Bassett: I want to officially thank you for coming into my life. You're my world now.

109WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: I hate us so hard right now.

110Will OtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: Have you been gargling with bong water?

111WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: Grace, go to bed. You obviously have had a very busy day of crazy.

112Will OtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: Enjoy your hot dog because you ain't gettin' none of mine.

113Will OtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British!

114WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: You are so Markie Post in every single Lifetime movie.

115WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: Or maybe it's because he sees the potential for a good long term relationship with me, instead of a good hour and a half with you.

116WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: Jack, she's just doing her job... I think that's the first time I used the words "Jack" and "job" in the same sentence without "needs to get a" in between.

117WillOtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: In this house, a queen beats a straight every time!

118Will OtherQuotesQuotes

Will
Will: He's real charming. Like finding a band-aid in your burrito is charming.

119Will & GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Will & Grace
Will: Grace, we're going to a cabin in the woods. I'm almost certain you're not gonna need a sequined purse.
Grace: Okay. Do you need it?

120Will & GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Will & Grace
Will: Ow!
Grace: What?
Will: Could we talk about your toenails?
Grace: I'm sorry. I'll cut them.
Will: Don't you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators?

121Will & GraceOtherQuotesQuotes

Will & Grace
Will: Ok. This is the last one. I still don't know why you didn't just hire moving guys.
Grace: I think we did fine on your own.
Will: I know, but moving guys are hot.
Grace: Ahem, Firemen are hot. You want me to set something on fire?










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