Fiction Empire

Nightlife

Bars

Dive Bar
Bar from opening scene where Mr. Parker and Harold Longbaugh get into a fight.

Nacia Madre Hotel

Travel

Hotels

Nacia Madre Hotel
Parker and Longbaugh take Robin to the Nacio Madre Motel in Salsipuedes, Mexico.

Painter Allen M.D.

Healthcare

Obstetrics

Painter Allen M.D.
Robin's gynecologist.

Southern Star Cryo

Healthcare

Medical Services

Southern Star Cryo
Sperm bank. SSC Reproductive Reception.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

Salsipuedes, Mexico

Map

Urban Areas

Cities

Salsipuedes, Mexico
Parker and Longbaugh take Robin to the Nacio Madre Motel in Salsipuedes, Mexico.

Ziff Lane

Map

Transit Routes

Lanes

Ziff Lane
Address of Painter Allen M.D., Robin's gynecologist.

OTHER

Abner

Abner
Abner: If it's not too much trouble, I'd kind of like to be alone.

Joe Sarno

Joe Sarno
Joe Sarno: The only thing you can guess about a broken down old man is that he is a survivor.

Joe Sarno

Joe Sarno
Joe Sarno: Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice.

Joe Sarno

Joe Sarno
Joe Sarno: Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adaptor on it.

Joe Sarno

Joe Sarno
Joe Sarno: The only thing you can guess about a broken down old man is that he is a survivor.

Joe Sarno

Joe Sarno
Joe Sarno: I promise you a day of reckoning that you won't live long enough to never forget.

Longbaugh

Longbaugh
Longbaugh: There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

Longbaugh

Longbaugh
Longbaugh: If we die, we die alone.

Longbaugh

Longbaugh
Longbaugh: A heart is the only thing that has value. If you have one, throw it away.

Longbaugh

Longbaugh
Longbaugh: Don't get smart with me, Doc. Superman never gets the girl.

Longbaugh

Longbaugh
Longbaugh: If I wanna hit her, I hit. If I wanna miss her, I miss.

Parker

Parker
Parker: A plan is just a list of things that aren't going to happen.

Parker

Parker
Parker: A pint of your blood is worth twelve bucks. A shot of cum, three grand.

Parker

Parker
Parker: There is a natural order. The way things are meant to be. An order that says that the good guys always win. That you die when it's your time, or you have it coming. That the ending is always happy, if only for someone else. Now at some point it became clear to us that our path had been chosen and we had nothing to offer the world. Our options narrowing down to petty crime or minimum wage. So, we stepped off the path, and went looking for the fortune that we knew was looking for us. Once off the path you do what you can to eat and to keep moving. You don't blow your ghost of a chance with nickel and dime. No possessions, no comforts. Need is the ultimate monkey. A pint of your blood can fetch you fifty bucks. A shot of cum, three grand. You keep your life simple and you can literally self sustain.

Parker

Parker
Parker: Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?

Parker

Parker
Parker: We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...

Parker

Parker
Parker: Need is the ultimate monkey.

Parker

Parker
Parker: Then I heard him praying, now I lay me down to sleep I pray to the lord my soul to keep... and you know something it stayed with me .it bothered me. Of all the people I'd done it too, and that had to be the one I felt and to this day I can't go to sleep unless I say that prayer.

Raving Bitch

Raving Bitch
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!

Raving Bitch

Raving Bitch
Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!

Raving Bitch

Raving Bitch
Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...

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