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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
1 | Burgerama ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
| Burgerama Lelaina's mother tells her to go work at Burgerama.
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2 | Coffee Shop ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
| Coffee Shop Generic coffeehouse.
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3 | Food Mart ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
| Food Mart Site of the My Sharona scene.
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4 | Good Morning Grant! ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Television | TV-Talk Shows |
| Good Morning Grant! Morning talk show where Lelaina works.
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5 | Hey, Thats My Bike ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Music | Musicians-Misc |
| Hey, Thats My Bike Troy's band.
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6 | In Your Face TV ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations |
| In Your Face TV TV station where Michael works. It's like MTV but with an edge.
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7 | Lonestar Free Clinic ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Healthcare | Medical Services |
| Lonestar Free Clinic Vicki Miner: The free clinic AIDS test - the rite of passage for our generation.
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8 | Mommy, Why Do I Hate Myself?: Self-estee... ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Literature | Books-Psychology |
| Mommy, Why Do I Hate Myself?: Self-esteem for Parent and Child Book by Libby Cumba, author that appears on the Good Morning Grant! talk show.
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9 | Muscle Cars and Beautiful Women ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Cinema | Adult Films |
| Muscle Cars and Beautiful Women One of the movies at Rock's pirating operation.
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10 | Psychic Discovery Network ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Services | Psychic Services |
| Psychic Discovery Network Phone line that Lelaina calls after seeing an ad on TV.
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11 | Reality Bites ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Television | TV-Reality |
| Reality Bites The name In Your Face TV gives to Lelaina's documentary when they turn it into a reality show.
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12 | Royalton Hotel | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
| Royalton Hotel Hotel where Michael stays, which Lelaina calls.
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13 | Wedgie: The World of Hip Couture ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Television | TV Shows-misc |
| Wedgie: The World of Hip Couture TV show that Lelaina watches on In Your Face TV.
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14 | Why Barbie Is Bad ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Documentary |
| Why Barbie Is Bad Joke Troy makes about Lelaina's first film documentary.
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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
15 | May 1, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| May 1, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #55.
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16 | May 17, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| May 17, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #56, named Billy.
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17 | May 25, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| May 25, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #57, named Ricky.
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18 | June 3, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| June 3, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #58, named Ben.
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19 | June 27, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| June 27, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #59, named Hal.
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20 | July 4, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| July 4, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #60, named Alan.
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21 | July 15, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| July 15, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #61, named Ethan.
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22 | August 1, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| August 1, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #62, named Jon.
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23 | August 12, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| August 12, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #63, named Mike.
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24 | August 29, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| August 29, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #64, named Clay.
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25 | September 14, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| September 14, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #65, named Chad.
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26 | September 26, 1994 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| September 26, 1994 Vicki Miner sleeps with guy #66, named Rick.
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27 | November 16 ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Dates | No Year | Events |
| November 16 Lelaine and Troy maybe kind of almost hooked up, depending on who you ask. Lelaina Pierce: And you wonder why we never got involved. Troy Dyer: Three words - November 16, 199- Lelaina Pierce: Oh, totally drunk and out of my mind. Troy Dyer: It would have been a poetic experience if I weren't such a gentleman, which I am. Lelaina Pierce: Just let it go, Dyer. Surrender the fantasy.
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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
28 | Loserville, U.S.A. | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
| Loserville, U.S.A. From Lelaina's insult to Troy: "You're on the inside track to Loserville, U.S.A."
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OTHER |
29 | Andy Dick's video tape pirate character'... ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
| Andy Dick's video tape pirate character's name.
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30 | Girl's name that gives Troy her number w... ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
| Girl's name that gives Troy her number when he's leaving her place and he drops on the ground?
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31 | Lelaina Pierce | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce Lelaina Pierce: Life is a random lottery of tragedies and narrow escapes.
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32 | Lelaina Pierce ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce Lelaina Pierce: Well, I know this sounds cornball, but I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives.
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33 | Lelaina Pierce ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce Lelaina Pierce: You suffer from the philosopher groupie syndrome. You're this guy with, like, 1 180 IQ, ten units away from a degree in philosophy, and you always fall for these dumb groupie types.
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34 | Lelaina Pierce | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce Lelaina Pierce: Melrose Place is a really good show.
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35 | Lelaina Pierce & Rock ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce & Rock Lelaina Pierce: Oh, oh is this like a, is this like a pirate operation? Rock: Do I look like a pirate to you?
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36 | Lelaina Pierce & Troy Dyer ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Lelaina Pierce & Troy Dyer Lelaina Pierce: And you wonder why we never got involved. Troy Dyer: Three words - November 16, 199- Lelaina Pierce: Oh, totally drunk and out of my mind. Troy Dyer: It would have been a poetic experience if I weren't such a gentleman, which I am. Lelaina Pierce: Just let it go, Dyer. Surrender the fantasy.
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37 | Michael Grates ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Grates Michael Grates: Hey, what is your glitch, huh?
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38 | Michael Grates & Troy Dyer ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Grates & Troy Dyer Michael Grates: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you. Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.
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39 | Michael Grates & Troy Dyer ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Michael Grates & Troy Dyer Michael Grates: You know what you are, man? You know what you remind me of? You're like that guy with the hat and the bells and the little, you know... Troy Dyer: The court jester. Michael Grates: Yeah, right. Where everything's so easy to laugh at from a safe distance back in Clever-Clever Land. You know what happens to him? They find his skull in a grave and they go, "Oh, I knew him, and he was funny." And the guy, the court jester, dies all by himself.
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40 | Philosopher Groupie Syndrome ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
| Philosopher Groupie Syndrome Lelaina Pierce: You suffer from the philosopher groupie syndrome. You're this guy with, like, 1 180 IQ, ten units away from a degree in philosophy, and you always fall for these dumb groupie types.
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41 | Troy Dyer ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: This girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
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42 | Troy Dyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: I'm bursting with fruit flavor.
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43 | Troy Dyer ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: I say nobody can eat fifty eggs.
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44 | Troy Dyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: There's no point to any of this. It's all just a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details, you know, a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good. The sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain. The moment your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back and I smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt.
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45 | Troy Dyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the 'I just got laid' variety.
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46 | Troy Dyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.
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47 | Troy Dyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.
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48 | Troy Dyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?
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49 | Troy Dyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Troy Dyer Troy Dyer: You're a pathological optimist.
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50 | Troy's ex-girlfriend's name - Renee Zell... ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
| Troy's ex-girlfriend's name - Renee Zellweger's first credited film role.
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51 | Untitled ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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52 | Vicki Miner ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_list.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vicki Miner Vicki Miner: I'm Superman. I can fly.
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53 | Vickie Miner ![](https://www.markdemaria.com/imageFiction/record_image.png) | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vickie Miner Vickie Miner: My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student-loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy. Been after my ass for years.
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54 | Vickie Miner | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vickie Miner Vickie Miner: Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
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55 | Vickie Miner | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vickie Miner Vickie Miner: Sometimes I get that not-so-fresh feeling.
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56 | Vickie Miner | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vickie Miner Vickie Miner: The free clinic AIDS test - the rite of passage for our generation.
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57 | Vickie Miner & Troy Dyer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Vickie Miner & Troy Dyer Vickie Miner: Don't Bogart that can, man. Troy Dyer: Are you retarded? Vickie Miner: No, I'm rhyming. It's not easy. Sure I make it look easy.
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