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| THE PRINCESS BRIDE Film 1987. Written by William Goldman. Directed by Rob Reiner. Starring Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Christopher Guest, Wallace Shawn, Andre the Giant, Fred Savage, Robin Wright, Peter Falk, Peter Cook, Mel Smith, Carol Kane and Billy Crystal. | |||
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| 1 | Buttercup | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Buttercup Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Buttercup & Westley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Buttercup & Westley Buttercup: We'll never survive! Westley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has. | |||||||||||
| 3 | Count Rugen | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Count Rugen Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. And really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you, so let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so. be honest. How do you feel? | |||||||||||
| 4 | Fezzik & Vizzini  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Fezzik & Vizzini Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone! Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war! It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition. Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word 'think' escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!   | |||||||||||
| 5 | Inigo Montoya | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Inigo Montoya Inigo Montoya: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. | |||||||||||
| 6 | Inigo Montoya | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Inigo Montoya Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using. | |||||||||||
| 7 | Inigo Montoya | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Inigo Montoya Inigo Montoya: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now. | |||||||||||
| 8 | Inigo Montoya  | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Inigo Montoya Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.  | |||||||||||
| 9 | Inigo Montoya & Westley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Inigo Montoya & Westley Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.   | |||||||||||
| 10 | Inigo Montoya & Westley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Inigo Montoya & Westley Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could speed things up? Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do. Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only only waiting around to kill you. Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship. | |||||||||||
| 11 | Miracle Max | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Miracle Max Miracle Max: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.  | |||||||||||
| 12 | Miracle Max | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Miracle Max Miracle Max: True love is the greatest thing in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.  | |||||||||||
| 13 | Miracle Max & Valerie | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Miracle Max & Valerie Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' the castle! Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.  | |||||||||||
| 14 | Miracle Max & Valerie | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Miracle Max & Valerie Miracle Max: Get back, witch! Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more!  | |||||||||||
| 15 | MLT | Recipes | Sandwich Recipes | ||||||||
MLT Mutton, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.  | |||||||||||
| 16 | Prince Humperdinck & Westley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Prince Humperdinck & Westley Prince Humperdinck: Surrender! Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. | |||||||||||
| 17 | R.O.U.S. | Living Things | Animals | ||||||||
R.O.U.S. One of the three terrors of the Fire Swamp: 1. the flame spurt, 2. the lightning sand, and 3. the R.O.U.S.'s - Rodents Of Unusual Size.  | |||||||||||
| 18 | Untitled | Themes | Solo | ||||||||
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| 19 | Vizzini | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Vizzini Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less famous is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"  | |||||||||||
| 20 | Vizzini | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Vizzini Vizzini: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!  | |||||||||||
| 21 | Vizzini | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Vizzini Vizzini: Inconceivable!  | |||||||||||
| 22 | Westley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Westley Westley: Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something. | |||||||||||
| 23 | Westley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Westley Westley: We are men of action, lies do not become us. | |||||||||||
| 24 | Westley | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Westley Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. | |||||||||||
| 25 | Westley & Buttercup | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Westley & Buttercup Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you. Buttercup: But how can you be sure? Westley: This is true love. You think this happens every day? | |||||||||||
| 26 | Westley & Buttercup | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Westley & Buttercup Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: But you died. Westley: Even death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a little while. | |||||||||||
| 27 | Westley, Yellin & Inigo Montoya | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Westley, Yellin & Inigo Montoya Westley: Give us the gate key. Yellin: I have no gate key. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off. Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.  | |||||||||||
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