STRANGE WILDERNESS Film 2008. Written by Peter Gaulke, Fred Wolf. Directed by Fred Wolf. Starring Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill, Kevin Heffernan, Ashley Scott, Peter Dante, Harry Hamlin, Robert Patrick, Joe Don Baker, Justin Long, Jeff Garlin, Ernest Borgnine. | |||
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1 | Cooker | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Cooker Cooker: I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird. | |||||||||||
2 | Gus Hayden | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gus Hayden Gus Hayden: I want you all to understand that when we head into the Coconga Wilderness, we'll be going into a bad, dark place where death is about as routine as a change of pants. | |||||||||||
3 | Gus Hayden | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Gus Hayden Gus Hayden: They tied me to a post and did to me what they do to all white men. They cut my scrotum with a sharp stick and then they ran away. My testicles unraveled out onto the ground. I scooped up my testicles from out of the dirt, rolled them up, shoved them back into my sack, and then sewed it shut myself. | |||||||||||
4 | Junior | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Junior Junior: I smoked some weed the other night, and I think this shit was laced, because I went out right away and got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look while I was sleeping that people would think I was awake. | |||||||||||
5 | Junior | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Junior Junior: Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It's kind of hard. | |||||||||||
6 | Peter Gaulke | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Peter Gaulke Peter Gaulke: No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough. | |||||||||||
7 | Peter Gaulke | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Peter Gaulke Peter Gaulke: Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population. | |||||||||||
8 | Peter Gaulke | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Peter Gaulke Peter Gaulke: Those balls are sensational. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch. | |||||||||||
9 | Peter Gaulke | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Peter Gaulke Peter Gaulke: Sharks are only found in two places on Earth: the northern and southern hemispheres. | |||||||||||
10 | Peter Gaulke | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Peter Gaulke Peter Gaulke: These birds are saying howdy to the zebra. Actually, they're not saying howdy. They're eating the shit out of him. | |||||||||||
11 | Peter Gaulke | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Peter Gaulke Peter Gaulke: Hey, why are you all up in my waist, man? You feeling froggy? Huh? Why don't you take a leap? | |||||||||||
12 | The turkey's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
The turkey's name.
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13 | Untitled | Themes | Color Out of Space | ||||||||
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14 | Whitaker | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Whitaker Whitaker: Uh, guys, I don't wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilarating. See, I have so much to live for right now. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, have kids, dance with them in the moonlight and everything. I want to do it all, you know? | |||||||||||
15 | Whitaker | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Whitaker Whitaker: Alright, so go with me here. If Dick is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating Dick? |
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