NIGHT COURT TV Series 1984. Created by Reinhold Weege. Starring Harry Anderson, Karen Austin, John Larroquette, Paula Kelly, Richard Moll, Selma Diamond, Ellen Foley, Charles Robinson, Markie Post, Florence Halop and Marsha Warfield. | |||
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1 | Adult Film Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies | ||||||||
Adult Film Awards A defendant is an adult film star that received a "Moanie" for Best Performance by an Actress in a Non Speaking Role at the Adult Film Awards at the Riverside Theater. | |||||||||||
2 | Al Craven | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Al Craven Al Craven: Everybody's got something to hide, lady. That's what makes this country great. | |||||||||||
3 | Art's name for the furnace. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Art's name for the furnace.
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4 | Best Performance by an Actress in a Non ... | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Best Performance by an Actress in a Non Speaking Role A defendant is an adult film star that received a "Moanie" for Best Performance by an Actress in a Non Speaking Role at the Adult Film Awards at the Riverside Theater. | |||||||||||
5 | Billie's apartment number. | Trivia | Questions | ||||||||
Billie's apartment number.
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6 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Christine, You're a lily pad in a pond full of sludge. | |||||||||||
7 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Let's put a lid on this assiduousness. | |||||||||||
8 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: You know the old saying, "Spare the Uzi, spoil the child." | |||||||||||
9 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Sir, I'm afraid they're gonna start flinging the wienies around! | |||||||||||
10 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Move, or I will invent the human pretzel. | |||||||||||
11 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Out with the old, in with the new. Get sick and die, we'll replace you too. | |||||||||||
12 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Death is just nature's way of telling you you're not alive anymore. | |||||||||||
13 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: You'll get your Mercedes when I get some ladies. | |||||||||||
14 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: All right, let's hustle up some honeys! | |||||||||||
15 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Wow, this is even keener than the club in Star Wars! | |||||||||||
16 | Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon Bull Shannon: Look out ladies, there's a bull on the loose! | |||||||||||
17 | Bull Shannon & Dan's Surprise Birthday P... | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon & Dan's Surprise Birthday Party Stripper Bull Shannon: They call me Bull. Dan's surprise birthday party stripper: That's what they all say. | |||||||||||
18 | Bull Shannon, Kryptonian & Roz Russell | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Bull Shannon, Kryptonian & Roz Russell Bull Shannon (as Jor-el): Son, your mother and I love you very much.It breaks our hearts to think of being away from you. But it's no longer safe here. The time has come when, for your own good, we must send you away. I know you're frightened, but we're sending you to a safer place. Things are much better where you're going. You'll grow up safer, healthier, even stronger. Goodbye, my son. Kryptonian: Jor-el, you were right. Krypton is doomed. Roz Russell: I think a filament burned out in there. You were telling us the story of Superman. Bull Shannon: Wait, what about the time I got bitten by a radioactive spider? | |||||||||||
19 | Bull's alligator's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Bull's alligator's name.
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20 | Bull's cousin's name - lawyer, investmen... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Bull's cousin's name - lawyer, investment advisor, dashing man about town and sexual daredevil.
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21 | Bull's dead puppy's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Bull's dead puppy's name.
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22 | Bull's mother's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Bull's mother's name.
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23 | Bull's mother's pet owl's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Bull's mother's pet owl's name.
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24 | Bull's python's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Bull's python's name.
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25 | Bull's real name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Bull's real name.
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26 | Christine Sullivan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Christine Sullivan Christine Sullivan: Sir, I think my tendons are beginning to snap. | |||||||||||
27 | Christine's cat's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Christine's cat's name.
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28 | Christine's neighbor's cat's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Christine's neighbor's cat's name.
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29 | CIa Agent & KGB Agent | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
CIa Agent & KGB Agent CIA Agent: Your mother wears combat boots. KGB Agent: Only during field maneuvers. | |||||||||||
30 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: How about we go back to my place and continue the slurping? | |||||||||||
31 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Me Tarzan, you lucky. | |||||||||||
32 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Being nice to people who can help you is one thing. Being nice to everybody is sick. | |||||||||||
33 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Has anyone told you what a cute vaccination scar you have? | |||||||||||
34 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: I think I swallowed my eyes. | |||||||||||
35 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: I think all this talk of the death of premarital sec is premature don't you? | |||||||||||
36 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: You're beautiful when you're spunky. | |||||||||||
37 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Not tonight, I have rabies. | |||||||||||
38 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: The address is on the key. Knock twice, and ask for... mercy. | |||||||||||
39 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: She's in a sexual trance - I need ice! | |||||||||||
40 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Your honor, the Empire recommends we beam the earthling aboard the slave colony at Terra Bellevue (followed by Dan's imitation of Darth Vader breathing). | |||||||||||
41 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: I want your planet of origin, and I want it now. | |||||||||||
42 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Hi there. I couldn't help but sense you from across the room. See, I mean I have this innate instinct when it comes to noticing intelligent women, and I was wondering if you would like to come with me to a party at the mayor's house. | |||||||||||
43 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: How about after work you come over to my place and we can browse through my Ansel Adams prints? | |||||||||||
44 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Hold onto your Dixie cups - the south will rise again! | |||||||||||
45 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: I've just decided I want to donate one of my vital organs. How's ten o'clock for you? | |||||||||||
46 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: We're gonna make one hell of a chalk outline. | |||||||||||
47 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding (spotting the next defendant, who happens to be extremely overweight): Sweet Jabba the Hut! | |||||||||||
48 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Your squish is my command. | |||||||||||
49 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: The Dannymobile is ready to roll. | |||||||||||
50 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Hi, I'm shy. And I know that this may seem forward, but I was wondering if maybe sometime you would like to go out with me. I work til eleven, but if that's inconvenient, I can resign now. Do you live near here? If not, I can move. | |||||||||||
51 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Hi Happy, I'm horny. | |||||||||||
52 | Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding Dan Fielding: Hey babe, wanna play with my Lincoln Log? | |||||||||||
53 | Dan Fielding & Billie Young | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding & Billie Young Dan Fielding: Nice to meet you. Billie Young: My pleasure. Dan Fielding: That could be arranged. | |||||||||||
54 | Dan Fielding & Roz Russell | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dan Fielding & Roz Russell Dan Fielding: I am off to Easy Street Roz Russell: More like Sleazy Street. | |||||||||||
55 | Dan's actual first name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Dan's actual first name.
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56 | Dan's nickname when he was young, accord... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Dan's nickname when he was young, according to Madame Rochelle, the psychic known as the Affordable Exorcist.
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57 | Dan's nom de plume name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Dan's nom de plume name.
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58 | The Delaware Project | Plans | Projects | ||||||||
The Delaware Project Dan goes up against billionaire Jordan King by buying up swampland that King intends to use for his next development initiative The New Jersey Project. When Dan demands too much money, King decides to go with The Delaware Project instead, leaving Dan with worthless swamp land. | |||||||||||
59 | Dog's name that save's Harry from the fi... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Dog's name that save's Harry from the fire, and bites Dan.
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60 | Donna Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Donna Fielding Donna Fielding: Hey sailor, wanna do the hornpipe? | |||||||||||
61 | Dr. Charles Melnick | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dr. Charles Melnick Dr. Charles Melnick: You can't get good psychological therapy at Kmart, fella. | |||||||||||
62 | Dr. Judith Malloy | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dr. Judith Malloy Dr. Judith Malloy: Oh Dan, make me scream like a banshee! | |||||||||||
63 | Dr. Lawrence Osborne | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Dr. Lawrence Osborne Dr. Lawrence Osborne: All right, come on, people, that's enough reality for one day. | |||||||||||
64 | Early Seasons | Themes | Flatliners 2 | ||||||||
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65 | Fiesta Soup | Recipes | Food Recipes | ||||||||
Fiesta Soup Harry tries out a new product called Senor 's Freeze-Dried Enchiladas, but it doesn't really work out. He tells Billie he's invented Fiesta Soup. | |||||||||||
66 | Florence | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Florence Florence (seeing Dan in a wheelchair): So that's why they call him Dr. Strangelove. | |||||||||||
67 | Florence | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Florence Florence: Ever do it to Twisted Sister? Talk is cheap, Bernie. | |||||||||||
68 | Florence | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Florence Florence: Honey, you just came this close to consciousness. | |||||||||||
69 | The Harpoon Man of the Year | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
The Harpoon Man of the Year Contest featured in The Harpoon, the Ed Koch Community College humor magazine. | |||||||||||
70 | Harry Anderson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Anderson Harry Anderson: All right, Mr. Sulu - Warp 9. | |||||||||||
71 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: This could go either way, unless... no, I guess it's got to go either way. | |||||||||||
72 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: Fish can't talk to you, Leonard. | |||||||||||
73 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: Hi ladies, I'm Harry - but aren't we all? | |||||||||||
74 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: I don't know nothing about birthin' no babies. | |||||||||||
75 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: Let's cut out the formality - what can I do to make you fall hopelessly in love with me? | |||||||||||
76 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: My mom always said I was special. | |||||||||||
77 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: The court will remand the defendant to the custody of Bellevue. Bull, beam him up. | |||||||||||
78 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: Vaya con queso, mi compadre. | |||||||||||
79 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: You've met the Marx brothers... Groucho, Chico, Cujo. | |||||||||||
80 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: Well, here's another fact - you're a big Weiner. | |||||||||||
81 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: You held up an International House of Pancakes? How waffle! | |||||||||||
82 | Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone Harry Stone: Was Filet of Law Text on the cafeteria menu this evening? | |||||||||||
83 | Harry Stone & Bull Shannon | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone & Bull Shannon Harry Stone: Well, I guess the next step is obvious. Bull Shannon: Right. We kill him. Then we rip his face off. Then we put it back on upside down. Harry Stone: You subscribe to Drawn and Quarterly, don't you? | |||||||||||
84 | Harry Stone & Christine Sullivan | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone & Christine Sullivan Harry Stone: Defense? Christine Sullivan: My clients plead innocent, your honor. Harry Stone: What grounds? Christine Sullivan: Well, they claim to be victims of... a mind meld. Harry Stone: A mind meld? Oh, come on, get real, guys! Star Trek is a TV show, for criminy's sakes. I'm gonna fine you each thirty bucks and I suggest you stop living with your parents. | |||||||||||
85 | Harry Stone & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone & Dan Fielding Harry Stone: Love is strange, huh? Dan Fielding: Yeah, if you know what you're doing. | |||||||||||
86 | Harry Stone & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone & Dan Fielding Harry Stone: What do we have here, a little friction 'twixt the old Trekkies and the new? Dan Fielding: Yes, Sir, they were involved in a brawl that broke out at their convention during a seminar on the role of androids in Starfleet command vehicles... Don't you guys ever just get loaded and hire a stripper? | |||||||||||
87 | Harry Stone & Eddie Simms | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone & Eddie Simms Harry Stone: Hi. I'm Judge Stone. And you're? Eddie Simms: Batman. This is my old lady, Wonder Woman. | |||||||||||
88 | Harry Stone, Christine Sullivan & Dan Fi... | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone, Christine Sullivan & Dan Fielding Harry Stone: I'd like to grant a continuance pending a psychiatric evaluation. Christine Sullivan: Agreed. Dan Fielding: Ready to beam him aboard, Sir. | |||||||||||
89 | Harry Stone, Mac, New Trekkie, Old Trekk... | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Harry Stone, Mac, New Trekkie, Old Trekkie & Bull Shannon Harry Stone: What's up, Mac? Mac: A little case of disturbing the peace at a Star Trek convention, Sir. New Trekkie: Admit it, the old Enterprise was a piece of junk! Old Trekkie: Oh yeah? How would you like a Vulcan death grip? Bull Shannon: How do you like the bailiff Bull grip? | |||||||||||
90 | Harry's adult film star date's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Harry's adult film star date's name.
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91 | Harry's bat's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Harry's bat's name.
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92 | Harry's first pet cocker spaniel's name? | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Harry's first pet cocker spaniel's name?
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93 | Harry's mother's maiden name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Harry's mother's maiden name.
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94 | Harry's stuffed armadillo's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Harry's stuffed armadillo's name.
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95 | Initial of Dan's middle name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Initial of Dan's middle name.
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96 | Junior Woodchuck of the Year Award | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Junior Woodchuck of the Year Award Mel shows Harry his Junior Woodchuck of the Year award. | |||||||||||
97 | Kitty | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Kitty Kitty: I'd rather sit on your lap and suck out your fillings. | |||||||||||
98 | Kitty | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Kitty Kitty: Oh, was I being a bad kitty? I should be disciplined. | |||||||||||
99 | Kumok | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Kumok Kumok: You are business end of reindeer. | |||||||||||
100 | Lana Wagner | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lana Wagner Lana Wagner: Never say to a judge, "You can't do that." | |||||||||||
101 | Lana Wagner | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lana Wagner Lana Wagner: Never say to a judge, "That's crazy." | |||||||||||
102 | Lana Wagner | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Lana Wagner Lana Wagner: Harry, how could you take pudding from a hooker? | |||||||||||
103 | Later Seasons | Themes | Flatliners 2 | ||||||||
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104 | London Bridge Cake | Recipes | Food Recipes | ||||||||
London Bridge Cake Christine serves London Bridge cake at her royal wedding party to celebrate the 6th anniversary of Prince Charles and Princess Diana. | |||||||||||
105 | Mac Robinson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mac Robinson Mac Robinson: I want those evil spirits put back in my TV! | |||||||||||
106 | Mac Robinson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mac Robinson Mac Robinson: Was she mad? Picture what would happen if someone were to give Darth Vader a noogie. | |||||||||||
107 | Mac Robinson & Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mac Robinson & Harry Stone Mac Robinson: In case you forgot, I work in this building. Harry Stone: Sure, just like Clark works at the Daily Planet. | |||||||||||
108 | Mac Robinson & Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mac Robinson & Harry Stone Mac Robinson: Oh, Harry, getting older isn't all bad. My grandfather used to say, people like wine, get better with age. Harry Stone: I'm older than Spider-Man. Mac Robinson: Well, what about Superman? Harry Stone: He's still in his thirties. Mac Robinson: Well, you're younger than those people that found him. Harry Stone: The Kents? That old farm couple? That's supposed to make me feel better? | |||||||||||
109 | Mac writes a story about his dog. He mad... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Mac writes a story about his dog. He made it all up, but what was the dog's name?
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110 | Mac's replacement's name after he quits. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Mac's replacement's name after he quits.
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111 | Miriam Brody & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Miriam Brody & Dan Fielding Miriam Brody: Ever fool around at work? Dan Fielding: No. I mean, that is, not with another person. | |||||||||||
112 | Monty Potter | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Monty Potter Monty Potter: Hey honey, if I wanted your help, I'd drop my drawers. | |||||||||||
113 | Mr. Froufrou | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mr. Froufrou Mr. Froufrou: Check me later and I'll show you why all the world loves a clown. | |||||||||||
114 | Mr. Froufrou | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mr. Froufrou Mr. Froufrou: I haven't worn underwear since the late sixties. | |||||||||||
115 | Mrs. Daley's cat's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Mrs. Daley's cat's name.
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116 | Mrs. MacNulty | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mrs. MacNulty Mrs. MacNulty: Ravage me now, you prancing pony! | |||||||||||
117 | Mrs. Smith | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Mrs. Smith Mrs. Smith: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. | |||||||||||
118 | The New Jersey Project | Plans | Projects | ||||||||
The New Jersey Project Dan goes up against billionaire Jordan King by buying up swampland that King intends to use for his next development initiative The New Jersey Project. When Dan demands too much money, King decides to go with The Delaware Project instead, leaving Dan with worthless swamp land. | |||||||||||
119 | New judge Mike Watson's gun's name. | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
New judge Mike Watson's gun's name.
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120 | New Trekkie, Harry Stone & Old Trekkie | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
New Trekkie, Harry Stone & Old Trekkie New Trekkie: You have no authority over us. Harry Stone: I beg your pardon? New Trekkie: We are governed by the laws of the Federation. Harry Stone: Is that so? Okay, that's contempt, chuck-o. One day in the county jail. New Trekkie: That's what you think. Beam. Us. Up. (New Trekkies get beamed up) Old Trekkie: Oh, big deal. Can they do this? (demonstrates Vulcan hand gesture). | |||||||||||
121 | Nickname that Christine's new boyfriend ... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
Nickname that Christine's new boyfriend gives her.
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122 | Old Trekkie, New Trekkie & Harry Stone | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Old Trekkie, New Trekkie & Harry Stone Old Trekkie: Captain Kirk would never have allowed androids on the bridge. Rules are rules. New Trekkie: Oh yeah? He didn't seem to have any trouble breaking the Prime Directive any time he felt like it. Old Trekkie: Go suck on a tribble! New Trekkie: Go sit on a phaser! Harry Stone: None of that language in my courtroom. | |||||||||||
123 | Operation Sunscreen | Plans | Operations | ||||||||
Operation Sunscreen Dan is called up for National Guard duty - he thinks he's going to be sent into a war zone, so he fakes an injury. He was actually going to be sent to the island of Cabo San Cabo for Operation Sunscreen, a weekend with a hot superior officer. But when she finds out he was trying to get out of service, she sends him to Alaska instead. | |||||||||||
124 | Oscar's pet poodle's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
Oscar's pet poodle's name.
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125 | Pumpkin Pizza | Recipes | Food Recipes | ||||||||
Pumpkin Pizza Dish Quon Le serves at the Halloween party. | |||||||||||
126 | Pussycat Theater Patron of the Year | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Pussycat Theater Patron of the Year Harry joke. When Dan buys a new suit, Harry asks him what the occasion is, was he named Patron of the Year at the Pussycat Theater? | |||||||||||
127 | Quon Le Robinson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Quon Le Robinson Quon Le Robinson: I feel the tortured souls of my ancestors crying out in agony! | |||||||||||
128 | Quon Li Robinson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Quon Li Robinson Quon Li Robinson: My family would like to know if this a good time to slay themselves. | |||||||||||
129 | Quon Li Robinson | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Quon Li Robinson Quon Li Robinson: My family says they are going to kill themselves. | |||||||||||
130 | Rack of Spam | Recipes | Food Recipes | ||||||||
Rack of Spam Dish Bull learned to cook for his mother. | |||||||||||
131 | Roberta | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roberta Roberta: Give me a hundred bucks and I'll make your teeth sweat. | |||||||||||
132 | Roz Russell | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Roz Russell Roz Russell: Nothing says lovin' like someone in the oven. | |||||||||||
133 | Santa Clause | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Santa Clause Santa Clause: If I don't make it, tell Frosty goodbye. Just kidding. Get a doctor. | |||||||||||
134 | Sascha Minkoff & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Sascha Minkoff & Dan Fielding Sascha Minkoff: You are a brute. I love brutes. Dan Fielding: Fine, wait here, I'll see if Jabba the Hutt's available. | |||||||||||
135 | Scoliosis-itis | Medical Conditions | Diseases | ||||||||
Scoliosis-itis Joke Christine makes, trying to come up with a real sounding disease. | |||||||||||
136 | Selma Hacker | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Selma Hacker Selma Hacker: Get as rough as you want boys, I'm numb. | |||||||||||
137 | Selma Hacker | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Selma Hacker Selma Hacker: Well, rope my feet and call me doggie. | |||||||||||
138 | Sickle and Skull | Criminals | Gangs | ||||||||
Sickle and Skull Flo's Motorcycle gang. | |||||||||||
139 | Society of Goodfellows Man of the Month | Recognition | Awards | ||||||||
Society of Goodfellows Man of the Month Harry is honored as the Man of the Month by the Society of Goodfellows. | |||||||||||
140 | Tatiana & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Tatiana & Dan Fielding Tatiana: I'm Tatiana, princess of Kepua. Dan Fielding: Hi, I'm Dan. King of hanky panky. | |||||||||||
141 | Tortoise Nervosa | Medical Conditions | Conditions | ||||||||
Tortoise Nervosa Condition of a defendant that... moves... very... slowly. | |||||||||||
142 | Tracy | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Tracy Tracy: I get to carry the Consti-pi-tution. | |||||||||||
143 | Untitled | Themes | Dark Shadows | ||||||||
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144 | Up with People | Criminals | Criminal Organizations | ||||||||
Up with People Militant splinter faction. The hostage negotiators were tied up with rope and held hostage by the militant splinter faction known as Up With People. | |||||||||||
145 | Wendell & Dan Fielding | Quotes | Quotes | ||||||||
Wendell & Dan Fielding Wendell: I always heard money couldn't buy happiness. Dan Fielding: That's sick, Wendell. | |||||||||||
146 | What does Bull name Mac's Thanksgiving t... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
What does Bull name Mac's Thanksgiving turkey?
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147 | What does Bull name the monkey? | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
What does Bull name the monkey?
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148 | What is the name of Bull's baby's teddy ... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
What is the name of Bull's baby's teddy bear?
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149 | What is the name of Bull's baby's? | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
What is the name of Bull's baby's?
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150 | What is the name of the hurricane? | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
What is the name of the hurricane?
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151 | What were the bribery sting cops' names? | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
What were the bribery sting cops' names?
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152 | What's the name of the new court stenogr... | Trivia | Name Game | ||||||||
What's the name of the new court stenographer?
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153 | When Mac inherits a lot of money from hi... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals | ||||||||
When Mac inherits a lot of money from his grandfather, he buys very expensive caviar for Christine, made from two specific fish. What are their names?
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154 | Who does Christine dream about? | Trivia | Questions | ||||||||
Who does Christine dream about?
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155 | Yefgotrod | Living Things | Animals | ||||||||
Yefgotrod Animal. Mr. Slotnick, who claims to be from Saturn, proclaims himself fit as a yefgotrod following the blackout. |
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