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| BREAKING BAD UNIVERSE Breaking Bad, El Camino and Better Call Saul... bitch! | ||
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| List Features: BBB | TIMELINE | MAP | OTHER | THEMES |
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| 1 | Badger  | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Badger Badger: Dude, you are historically retarded. Nazi zombies don't wanna eat you just because they're craving the protein. They do it because - They do it because they hate Americans, man. | |||||||||||
| 2 | Badger & Saul Goodman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Badger & Saul Goodman Badger: You're gonna get me off, right? Saul Goodman: What do I look like - your high school girlfriend five fingers, no waiting? | |||||||||||
| 3 | Badger & Skinny Pete  | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Badger & Skinny Pete Badger: Dude, you are tripping. I'm not dead. I'm on the starship Enterprise macking on Yeoman Rand while the Andorian with the disruptor is back on Talos IV, or whatever. Skinny Pete: What do you think all those sparkles and shit are? Transporters are breaking you apart, man, down to your molecules and bones. They're making a copy. That dude who comes out on the other side? He's not you. He's a color Xerox. Badger: So you're telling me every time Kirk went into the transporter, he was killing himself? So, over the whole series, there's like 147 Kirks? Skinny Pete: At least, dude. Yo, why do you think McCoy never likes to beam nowhere? Because he's a doctor, bitch. Look it up, it's science. | |||||||||||
| 4 | Badger's Star Trek Script: Badger & Skin... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Badger's Star Trek Script: Badger & Skinny Pete Part 2. Badger: Finally, it's down to just three - Kirk, Spock and Chekov. Okay, Spock always wins these things. Skinny Pete: How is Spock gonna beat Kirk, yo? Spock's like a toothbrush. Look at Kirk. He's got room to spare. Badger: Spock has total Vulcan control over his digestion. You wanna hear this or not? Skinny Pete: Yeah, yeah, go. Badger: Okay, Finally, Kirk, he can't take it anymore, he yorks. | |||||||||||
| 5 | Badger's Star Trek Script: Badger & Skin... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Badger's Star Trek Script: Badger & Skinny Pete Part 3. Badger: Now it's just down to Chekov and Spock. But Chekov, you see, he's got a whole fat stack of quatloos riding on this, and he has figured out a way to win. He's got Scotty back in the transporter room locked in on Chekov's stomach. Every time Chekov eats a pie, Scotty beams it right out of him. Skinny Pete: Where's he sending them, the toilet? Badger: Space. There's blueberries just floating out there, frozen, because, it's in space. And Chekov is just shoveling them into his mouth, and Spock's like, "I can't believe this Russian is defeating me." Meanwhile, Scotty's on the transporter room, fiddling with levers, when Lieutenant Uhura comes in. And she's got, you know, her big points, and Scotty's fingers are all sweaty. Chekov screams! He sprays blood out of his mouth - Scotty beamed his guts into space! | |||||||||||
| 6 | Badger's Star Trek Script: Badger & Skin... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Badger's Star Trek Script: Badger & Skinny Pete Part 1. Badger: I ever tell you about my Star Trek script? Skinny Pete: Star Trek script? Badger: Yeah. I gotta write it down, is all. The Enterprise is five parsecs out of Rigel XII. Nothing's going on, Neutral zone is quiet. The crew is bored, so they put on a pie-eating contest. The whole crew's in the galley. They're eating tulaberry pies. Skinny Pete: Tulaberry? Badger: Tulaberries, from Gamme Quadrant, yo. Skinny Pete: That's Voyager, dude. Badger: Okay, blueberries, then. They're eating blueberry pies... Skinny Pete: Better. Badger: ...as fast as the replicator can churn them out. | |||||||||||
| 7 | Colorado Kings | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Criminals | Gangs | |||||||
Colorado Kings Jimmy sells pay as you go phones to members of a local biker gang. | |||||||||||
| 8 | Daydream Harvest | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Matter | Colors | |||||||
Daydream Harvest Color that Jimmy paints on the wall in is new office: "Oh, hey, what do you think? It's Etude in Blue over Daydream Harvest. I wanted it to look like morning over the Sandias." | |||||||||||
| 9 | Declan & Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Declan & Walter White Declan: Who the hell are you? Walter White: You know.You all know exactly who I am. Say my name. Declan: Do what? I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are. Walter White: Yeah, you do. I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring. Declan: Bullshit. Cartel got Fring. Walter White: Are you sure? That's right. Now, say my name. Declan: You're Heisenberg. Walter White: You're goddamn right. | |||||||||||
| 10 | EHS | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |||||||
EHS Also known as Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity. Condition that Jimmy's brother Chuck claims to experience, describing it as "an acute allergy to electromagnetism." While based on a condition that real people claim to experience, EHS has no scientific basis and is not a recognized medical diagnosis. | |||||||||||
| 11 | Environmental Consciousness Award | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Environmental Consciousness Award Award in Jesse's little brother Jacob's room. | |||||||||||
| 12 | Etude in Blue | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Matter | Colors | |||||||
Etude in Blue Color that Jimmy paints on the wall in is new office: "Oh, hey, what do you think? It's Etude in Blue over Daydream Harvest. I wanted it to look like morning over the Sandias." | |||||||||||
| 13 | Female Pa Announcer at Albuquerque Airpo...  | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Female Pa Announcer at Albuquerque Airport Female PA Announcer at Albuquerque Airport: "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking." Airplane! reference.  | |||||||||||
| 14 | Freddy | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Freddy Freddy: Hey man. That was some Jedi mind shit right there. | |||||||||||
| 15 | Gene Takavic | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gene Takavic Gene Takavic: Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. | |||||||||||
| 16 | Gustavo Fring | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Gustavo Fring Gustavo Fring: Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always cooking. | |||||||||||
| 17 | Hamlindigo Blue | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Matter | Colors | |||||||
Hamlindigo Blue Trademark-branded identifying color of the HHM tri-rectangle logo graphic. | |||||||||||
| 18 | Hank Schrader | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hank Schrader Hank Schrader: This is not a rock, this is a mineral, for, like, the 10th time. Blue corundum, to be precise. | |||||||||||
| 19 | Hank Schrader | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hank Schrader Hank Schrader: My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself. | |||||||||||
| 20 | Hank Schrader | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hank Schrader Hank Schrader: Chick's got an ass like an onion. Makes you wanna cry. | |||||||||||
| 21 | Hank Schrader | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hank Schrader Hank Schrader: First off, Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise, okay? "Looks like it" does not equal "taste like it". Secondly, every time it's like they gotta slather an entire jar. | |||||||||||
| 22 | Hank Schrader & Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Hank Schrader & Walter White Hank Schrader: Whoa, whoa, no heavy lifting. I got it. Walter White: It's okay. Hank Schrader: I got it. Jesus. What do you got in there, cinderblocks? Walter White: Half a million in cash. Hank Schrader: That's the spirit. | |||||||||||
| 23 | Huell Babineaux | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Huell Babineaux Huell Babineaux: It was an act of God. Aint no accounting for no act of God. | |||||||||||
| 24 | Janet & Bobby | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Janet & Bobby Janet: KDK-12, come in. KDK-12. Bobby: KDK-12. Janet: Hey, Bobby, need you to look in on Mrs. Peyketewa. Bobby: She all right? Janet: Her daughter called from California. She hasn't heard from her in a while, kind of worried. Bobby: Will do.  | |||||||||||
| 25 | Jesse Pinkman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jesse Pinkman Jesse Pinkman: Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas. | |||||||||||
| 26 | Jesse Pinkman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jesse Pinkman Jesse Pinkman: It's just basic chemistry, yo. | |||||||||||
| 27 | Jesse Pinkman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jesse Pinkman Jesse Pinkman: But seriously, what was the deal with Gus? That Terminator shit. Walking right into the bullets. What the hell was he doing? | |||||||||||
| 28 | Jesse Pinkman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jesse Pinkman Jesse Pinkman (answering machine message): Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing. | |||||||||||
| 29 | Jesse Pinkman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jesse Pinkman Jesse Pinkman: Hey tell your douchebag brother-in-law to head towards the light. | |||||||||||
| 30 | Jesse Pinkman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jesse Pinkman Jesse Pinkman: I'm the guy your boss brought here to show you how it's done. And if this is how you run your lab, no wonder. You're lucky he hasn't fired your ass. Now, if you don't want that to happen, I suggest you stop whining like a little bitch, and do what I say. | |||||||||||
| 31 | Jesse Pinkman, Badger & Skinny Pete | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jesse Pinkman, Badger & Skinny Pete Jesse Pinkman: What's the point of being an outlaw when you have responsibilities? Badger: Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star. Skinny Pete: True that. Two of them bitches. | |||||||||||
| 32 | Jesse's new identity Mr. Driscoll's moth... | EL CAMINO: A BREAKING BAD MOVIE 2019 Film | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Jesse's new identity Mr. Driscoll's mother's maiden name.
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| 33 | Jimmy McGill | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jimmy McGill Jimmy McGill: Here's Johnny! | |||||||||||
| 34 | Jimmy McGill | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jimmy McGill Jimmy McGill: It's all good, man. | |||||||||||
| 35 | Jimmy McGill | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jimmy McGill Jimmy McGill: Brenda, looking good. Nice 'do. Where's Lord Vader? | |||||||||||
| 36 | Jimmy McGill | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jimmy McGill Jimmy McGill: It's all good, man. | |||||||||||
| 37 | Jimmy McGill | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Jimmy McGill Jimmy McGill: Who leaves two cub scouts in a double parked car with the engine running? | |||||||||||
| 38 | Jiu Ryo Ki Kung-Fu | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Miscellaneous | Combat Strategies | |||||||
Jiu Ryo Ki Kung-Fu Jesse's fighting style, mentioned on his mySHOUT page that Skyler finds after star-69ing the phone number from the suspicious "AT&T telemarketing call" that Walt answered while they were eating, which was actually from Jesse, and then running a phone trace through Finder SPYder search engine. | |||||||||||
| 39 | Kathy Deutsch | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Kathy Deutsch Kathy Deutsch: This is Kathy Deutsch, I'm the manager of Lancaster's in Omaha. And you guys just delivered something that we did not order. Your guy brought a giant wooden crate onto my loading dock, seems to be some kind of spraying system. The invoice number is 1-9-6-8-AE35. | |||||||||||
| 40 | Lalo | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Lalo Lalo: I told you. Be nice. | |||||||||||
| 41 | Mike | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mike Mike: Whatever happens next is not going to go down the way you think it is. | |||||||||||
| 42 | Mike | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mike Mike: If you were gonna die, you'd be dead already. | |||||||||||
| 43 | Mike Ehrmantraut | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mike Ehrmantraut Mike Ehrmantraut: Don't make me beat you until your legs don't work. | |||||||||||
| 44 | Mike Ehrmantraut | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Mike Ehrmantraut Mike Ehrmantraut: You know, Walter, sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back. | |||||||||||
| 45 | Most Distinguished Mathlete | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Most Distinguished Mathlete Award in Jesse's little brother Jacob's room, from L.C. Byrd Magnet School. | |||||||||||
| 46 | New Drug for Los Pollos Hermanos | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Polls | Polls | |||||||
New Drug for Los Pollos Hermanos Without Walter White's legendary blue meth, Los Pollos Hermanos needs a new drug to distribute. You pick.
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| 47 | Number of the Wayfarer flight that colli... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Trivia | Questions | |||||||
Number of the Wayfarer flight that collides with a chartered plane over Walt's house?
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| 48 | Operation Kingbreaker | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Plans | Operations | |||||||
Operation Kingbreaker FBI task force that Jimmy makes up when Tuco threatens his life in the desert. | |||||||||||
| 49 | Operation TBD | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Plans | Operations | |||||||
Operation TBD Hank's new investigation into missing drug dealers Krazy-8 and his cousin Emilio, which he plans to call Operation Icebreaker, until Gomez reminds him that Icebreaker is a breath mint, joking about the name being Operation Breath Mint. | |||||||||||
| 50 | Platinum Award | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Recognition | Awards | |||||||
Platinum Award Award presented to Madrigal employee Lydia Rodarte-Quayle, on display in her office, in recognition of Outstanding Leadership in Business. | |||||||||||
| 51 | Rhapsody in Blond | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Matter | Colors | |||||||
Rhapsody in Blond Hair color that Jimmy mentions to the ladies at the salon. | |||||||||||
| 52 | Sassafras Glow | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Matter | Colors | |||||||
Sassafras Glow Hair color that Jimmy mentions to the ladies at the salon. | |||||||||||
| 53 | Saul Goodman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Saul Goodman Saul Goodman: Don't drink and drive. But if you do, call me. | |||||||||||
| 54 | Saul Goodman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Saul Goodman Saul Goodman: Believe me, there's no honor among thieves, except for us. | |||||||||||
| 55 | Saul Goodman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Saul Goodman Saul Goodman: You ever actually play lazer tag? You know, it's good cardio. Plus, you get to shoot at kids. | |||||||||||
| 56 | Saul Goodman | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Saul Goodman Saul Goodman: Yo Adrian, Rocky called, he wants his face back! | |||||||||||
| 57 | Saul Goodman & Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Saul Goodman & Walter White Saul Goodman: Did you not plan for this contingency? Walter White: No. Saul Goodman: Well, next time, plan for it, would you? The starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button, I'm just saying. | |||||||||||
| 58 | Skyler White & Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Skyler White & Walter White Skyler White: Happy birthday. Walter White: Oh. Look at that. Skyler White: That is veggie bacon. Believe it or not. Zero cholesterol, and you won't even taste the difference.  | |||||||||||
| 59 | Sponsor | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Themes | Billboard | |||||||
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| 60 | Sponsor | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Themes | Billboard | |||||||
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| 61 | Strawberry Fields Forever | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Matter | Colors | |||||||
Strawberry Fields Forever Hair color that Jimmy mentions to the ladies at the salon. | |||||||||||
| 62 | Time on Hank's dashboard clock when he r... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Trivia | Questions | |||||||
Time on Hank's dashboard clock when he receives a phone call telling him that two men are on their way to kill him, and that he has one minute.
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| 63 | Tuco Salamanca | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Tuco Salamanca Tuco Salamanca: Sometimes you gotta rob to keep your riches. | |||||||||||
| 64 | Tuco Salamanca | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Tuco Salamanca Tuco Salamanca: This kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape. | |||||||||||
| 65 | Untitled | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Themes | 3-D | |||||||
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| 66 | Untitled | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Themes | Beast 2 | |||||||
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| 67 | Untitled | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Themes | Starfighter | |||||||
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| 68 | Untitled | EL CAMINO: A BREAKING BAD MOVIE 2019 Film | Themes | Starfighter | |||||||
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| 69 | Untitled | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Themes | Shield, The | |||||||
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| 70 | Untitled | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Themes | Gray Eagle | |||||||
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| 71 | Untitled | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Themes | Dark Shadows | |||||||
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| 72 | Untitled | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Themes | Mouth of Madness | |||||||
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| 73 | Untitled | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Themes | Flatliners 2 | |||||||
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| 74 | Untitled | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Themes | Sin City | |||||||
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| 75 | Walt & Jesse | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Themes | Pleasantville | |||||||
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| 76 | Walt & Jesse | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Themes | 3-D | |||||||
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| 77 | Walt and Skyler's new baby daughter Holl... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Trivia | Numbers Game | |||||||
Walt and Skyler's new baby daughter Holly weighs how much when she's born?
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| 78 | Walt decides he needs how much money to ... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Trivia | Numbers Game | |||||||
Walt decides he needs how much money to support his family after he's gone?
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| 79 | Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Walter White Walter White: I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks. | |||||||||||
| 80 | Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Walter White Walter White: Run. | |||||||||||
| 81 | Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Walter White Walter White: I said fuck you. And your eyebrows. Wipe down this! | |||||||||||
| 82 | Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Walter White Walter White: Well, guess what, every life comes with a death sentence. | |||||||||||
| 83 | Walter White | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Walter White Walter White: Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book. | |||||||||||
| 84 | Walter White & Mike Ehrmantraut | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Walter White & Mike Ehrmantraut Walter White: I'm going to need some assurance. Mike Ehrmantraut: I assure you I can kill you from way over here if it makes you feel any better. | |||||||||||
| 85 | Walter White Jr, Skyler White & Walter W... | BREAKING BAD 2008 TV Series | Quotes | Quotes | |||||||
Walter White Jr, Skyler White & Walter White Walter White Jr: What the hell is this? Skyler White: Hey. Walter White: It's veggie bacon. We're watching our cholesterol, I guess. Walter White Jr: Not me. I want real bacon. Not this fake crap. Skyler White: Too bad. Eat it. Walter White Jr: This smells like Band-Aids. Skyler White: Eat it. | |||||||||||
| 86 | Walter White's middle name. | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
Walter White's middle name.
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| 87 | What affliction does Jimmy's brother Chu... | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Trivia | Questions | |||||||
What affliction does Jimmy's brother Chuck claim to experience?
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| 88 | What is Jimmy's middle name? | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Trivia | Name Game | |||||||
What is Jimmy's middle name?
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