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MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS 1969 TV Series
  • Bank Robber: Good morning, I am a bank robber. Please don't panic, just hand over all the money. (Sketch: The Bank Robber / Lingerie)

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  • Quotes
    • Announcer & Harry
      • Announcer: And Harry, what are your hobbies outside summarizing?
        Harry: Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.
        (The All-England 'Summarize Proust Competition')
    • Arthur Mee
      • Arthur Mee: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants tonight succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork. So, I'm going to give the award to the girl with the biggest tits. (The All-England Summarize Proust Competition)
    • Bank Robber
      • Bank Robber: Good morning, I am a bank robber. Please don't panic, just hand over all the money. (Sketch: The Bank Robber / Lingerie)
    • Customer
      • Customer: This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It is expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot. It is a stiff. This is an ex-parrot!
    • Mungo The Cook
      • Mungo the Cook: You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honorable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss! Oh. it makes me mad. Mad! Stark, stirring. Mad!
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