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THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series
  • Ralph Wiggum: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me! (Season 8 episode Grade School Confidential)

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  • Amusement Park Attractions
    • The Astonishing Rubber Check
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)
    • Baboon County, USA
      • Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield. (Season 8 episode In Marge We Trust)
    • Bark Paark
      • Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield. (Season 8 episode In Marge We Trust)
    • The Beeramid
      • Attraction at Duff Gardens. 22 immigrant laborers died during its construction. (Season 4 episode Selma's Choice)
    • Beerquarium
      • Aquarium filled with beer, attraction at Duff Gardens. (Season 4 episode Selma's Choice)
    • Behold Frostillicus: The Frozen Man
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. Actually Springfield Retirement Castle resident Jasper Beardly. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)
    • Blood Bath
      • Theme park attraction listed on the "Rides Not Operating Today" sign when the Simpsons arrive at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Head Basher, Blood Bath, Mangler, Nurse's Station. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Bungee Jump Against Racism
      • Hullaballooza music festival attraction. (Season 7 episode Homerpalooza)
    • The Can of Mystery
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)
    • Captain Dodge-em's Bumper Cars
      • Ride at Paradise Pier in Springfield. (Season 17 episode Marge's Son Poisoning)
    • Caricatures By Aikman
      • Booth in the Super Bowl parking lot. (Season 10 episode Sunday Cruddy Sunday)
    • Catch a Pass From Dan Marino
      • Booth in the Super Bowl parking lot. (Season 10 episode Sunday Cruddy Sunday)
    • Cube Country
      • Neighborhood in Blocko Land, the amusement park made entirely of Blocko brand assembly fun blocks. (Season 12 episode Hungry, Hungry Homer)
    • Double Helix
      • A DNA shaped slide, attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)
    • Duff's Designated Drivers Rockin' Fun Zone
      • Holding pen for designated drivers at the Duff Days beer festival. (Season 11 episode Pygmoelion)
    • Earthquake Simulator
      • Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)
    • Efcot Center
      • Efcot Center, parody of Disney World's Epcot Center, is presented by Eastern Airlines. "Eastern Airlines presents The World of Tomorrow” (Season 14 Special Edna)
    • Elephant Cage
      • Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield. (Season 8 episode In Marge We Trust)
    • The Eliminator
      • Physical challenge at Rommelwood, Bart and Lisa's new military school, required to pass the academic year. A 150-foot hand-over-hand crawl across a 60-gauge hemp-jute line with a blister factor of 12. The rope is suspended a full 40 feet over a solid British acre of old-growth Connecticut Valley thorn bushes. "Gentlemen, welcome to Flavor Country." (Season 8 episode The Secret World of Lisa Simpson)
    • The Emu Experience
      • Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield. (Season 8 episode In Marge We Trust)
    • The Enormous Pendulum
      • Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)
    • Enron's Ride of Broken Dreams.
      • Ride at Efcot Center, parody of Disney World's Epcot Center. (Season 14 Special Edna)
    • Explosion Land
      • Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • The Fermentarium
      • Attraction at Duff Gardens that Lisa falls in. (Season 4 episode Selma's Choice)
    • Fort Adventure
      • Attraction at Homer's amusement park called Homerland in his daydream, a fort made out of old mattresses. (Season 5 episode Bart's Inner Child)
    • The Future Sphere
      • Attraction at the Efcot Center amusement park. "What people in 1965 imagined life would be like in 1987” (Season 14 Special Edna)
    • Geek Show
      • Freak show attraction at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival. (Season 9 episode Bart Carny)
    • The Greatest Show On Dirt
      • The Simpsons visit the Springfield Botanical Gardens in time to witness the blooming of the Sumatran Century Flower. "Our stamens are a pistil!" (Season 14 episode Moe Baby Blues)
    • H2Whoa!
      • Ride at water theme park Mt. Splashtown. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness)
    • Habitat For Huge Manatees
      • Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield. (Season 8 episode In Marge We Trust)
    • Halo Toss
      • Game at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser. "Three throws for a buck" (Season 17 episode Bart Has Two Mommies)
    • Hammock Land
      • Theme park attraction on Parents' Island, the adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Haunted Cash Machine
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. Dispenses images of dead presidents. (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)
    • Head Basher
      • Theme park attraction listed on the "Rides Not Operating Today" sign when the Simpsons arrive at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Head Basher, Blood Bath, Mangler, Nurse's Station. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Holy Roller-coaster
      • Ride at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser. (Season 17 episode Bart Has Two Mommies)
    • Itchy's Mine Field
      • Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land, presented by Laramie Cigarettes. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Jimbo's Spookhouse
      • Attraction at the Springfield Elementary School Carnival. Actually just Jimbo and his fellow bullies, waiting to steal your money.(Season 4 Lisa the Beauty Queen)
    • King David's Wild Ride
      • Ride at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died. (Season 12 episode I'm Goin' to Praiseland)
    • Knock Over The Fuzzy Guy
      • Carny game at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival. (Season 9 episode Bart Carny)
    • Krustyland House Of Knives
      • Attraction that Krusty mentions at press conference: "I contend the tourists were decapitated before they entered the Krustyland House of Knives."
    • La Saignee
      • Theme park attraction listed on the "Manèges hors d'usage" sign at Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land ("Rides Not Operating Today" at regular Itchy & Scratchy Land). Full list: Le Pulverisatuer, La Saignee, Le massacreur, Poste des Infirmidres. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Le Massacreur
      • Theme park attraction listed on the "Manèges hors d'usage" sign at Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land ("Rides Not Operating Today" at regular Itchy & Scratchy Land). Full list: Le Pulverisatuer, La Saignee, Le massacreur, Poste des Infirmidres. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Le Pulverisatuer
      • Theme park attraction listed on the "Manèges hors d'usage" sign at Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land ("Rides Not Operating Today" at regular Itchy & Scratchy Land). Full list: Le Pulverisatuer, La Saignee, Le massacreur, Poste des Infirmidres. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Little Bo Peep's Petting Zoo
      • Attraction at the Storytown Village amusement park. (Season 7 episode Lisa the Vegetarian)
    • Log Ride
      • Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Macro-scope
      • Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)
    • Mangler
      • Theme park attraction listed on the "Rides Not Operating Today" sign when the Simpsons arrive at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Head Basher, Blood Bath, Mangler, Nurse's Station. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Mr. Troy's Wild Ride
      • Joke Troy makes to Selma when trying to convince her that their sham marriage is better than any traditional marriage. (Season 7 episode A Fish Called Selma)
    • Mt. Verticool
      • Climbing wall at Ruffintumble's Fun Zone, the indoor amusement center where Marge takes Rod and Todd Flanders. (Season 17 episode Bart Has Two Mommies)
    • Muckville USA
      • Attraction at Homer's amusement park called Homerland in his daydream, a muddy pit. (Season 5 episode Bart's Inner Child)
    • The Nauseator
      • Theme park attraction at the Nauseator heard over P.A.: "Mop-and-Bucket man to the exit of the Nauseator." (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Octo Sapiens
      • New zoo exhibit featuring Apu and Manjula's octuplets. "From the collection of Apu and Manjula" (Season 11 episode Eight Misbehavin')
    • The Offensive Baseball Cap
      • Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. "Do you dare read it?" (Season 9 episode Lisa the Simpson)
    • Onward Paintball Soldiers
      • Attraction at the Protestant Youth Festival, where Marge takes Bart to the Protestant Youth Festival sway him away from converting to Catholicism. (Season 16 episode The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star)
    • Pageant Of The Transmundane
      • Also known as the Hullabalooza freak-show, which Homer joins, getting hit in the stomach with cannonballs as The Man with the Iron Stomach, also known as The man who embodies everything about rock and roll, except the music. (Season 7 episode Homerpalooza)
    • Panda-monium
      • Exhibit at the Zoo in Springfield, where Mr. Burns makes Homer dress up as a panda. (Season 11 episode Homer vs. Dignity)
    • The Paralyzer
      • Ride at the Springfield Elementary School Carnival. (Season 4 Lisa the Beauty Queen)
    • Parents' Island
      • The adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land, featuring dancing, bowling, fashionable shops, over 100 bars and saloons and a world-class chemical-dependency center. Also, TV Town, Hammock Land and Recipe-related Bumper Cars. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • The Prairie Dog Experience
      • Exhibit at the zoo - currently closed. (Season 11 episode Eight Misbehavin')
    • Recipe-related Bumper Cars
      • Theme park attraction on Parents' Island, the adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Rectangle Land
      • Neighborhood in Blocko Land, the amusement park made entirely of Blocko brand assembly fun blocks. (Season 12 episode Hungry, Hungry Homer)
    • Rock-A-Bye Riptide
      • Kiddie pool at water theme park Mt. Splashtown. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness)
    • Rockin' Ark
      • Rollercoaster ride at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died. (Season 12 episode I'm Goin' to Praiseland)
    • The Screamatorium of Dr. Frightmarestein
      • Attraction at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival. (Season 9 episode Bart Carny)
    • Searing Gas Pain Land
      • Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • See What You'd Look Like in Hell
      • Attraction at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser - a mirror that shows you in Hell. (Season 17 episode Bart Has Two Mommies)
    • Sex Education Pavilion
      • Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)
    • Solomon's Temple
      • Attraction at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died. (Season 12 episode I'm Goin' to Praiseland)
    • Squaresville
      • Neighborhood in Blocko Land, the amusement park made entirely of Blocko brand assembly fun blocks. (Season 12 episode Hungry, Hungry Homer)
    • Take a Leak with NFL Greats
      • Booth in the Super Bowl parking lot. (Season 10 episode Sunday Cruddy Sunday)
    • The Three Little Pigs
      • Attraction at the Storytown Village amusement park. (Season 7 episode Lisa the Vegetarian)
    • Tipsy-Whirl
      • Ride at the Duff Days beer festival, for kids to see what's like to get drunk. (Season 11 episode Pygmoelion)
    • Toddlerville Trolley
      • Attraction at the Storytown Village amusement park. (Season 7 episode Lisa the Vegetarian)
    • Tooth Chipper
      • Rollercoaster at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival. (Season 9 episode Bart Carny)
    • Torture Land
      • Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Trampoline World
      • Attraction at Homer's amusement park called Homerland in his daydream, a single trampoline. (Season 5 episode Bart's Inner Child)
    • Tunnel of Abstinence
      • Ride at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser. (Season 17 episode Bart Has Two Mommies)
    • TV Town
      • Theme park attraction on Parents' Island, the adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • Unnecessary Surgery Land
      • Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land. (Season 6 episode Itchy & Scratchy Land)
    • The Visible Computer
      • Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)
    • Volcano Bungee Jump
      • Service featured in Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. $5. (Season 8 episode The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show)
    • The Washing Machine
      • Ride at Duff Gardens. (Season 4 episode Selma's Choice)
    • Wavewalker
      • Ride at water theme park Mt. Splashtown. (Season 2 episode Brush With Greatness)
    • Whack a Satan
      • Game at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died. (Season 12 episode I'm Goin' to Praiseland)
    • Whack-A-Moses
      • Game at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser. (Season 17 episode Bart Has Two Mommies)
    • Whiplash
      • Rollercoaster ride at Duff Gardens. (Season 4 episode Selma's Choice)
    • Wonders of The Gulf Coast
      • Exhibit at the Springfield Aquarium. (Season 14 episode Brake My Wife, Please)
    • Yard Work Simulator
      • Virtual reality attraction at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival. (Season 9 episode Bart Carny)
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