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INVISIBLE MONSTERS 1999 Literature
  • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me a new start.

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    • Brandy
      • Brandy: Don't anybody panic. I can get us back into the states, but I''m going to need a condom and a breath mint.
      • Brandy: Relax. Whatever you're thinking, a million other folks are thinking. Whatever you do, they're doing, and none of you is responsible. All of you is a cooperative effort.
      • Brandy: He's really, really cute, but I think this one's going to be brain damaged.
      • Brandy: Don't tell me you've never watched our Christian Healing Network!
      • Brandy: Sometimes the best way to deal with shit is to not hold yourself as such a precious little prize.
      • Brandy: Ellis, I forbid you to have a fit.
      • Brandy: Don't worry. Other people will fill in the blanks.
      • Brandy: The world is your cradle and your trap.
      • Brandy: It helps to know you're not any more responsible for how you look than a car is. You're a product just as much. A product of a product of a product. The people who design cars, they're products. Your parents are products. Their parents were products. Your teachers, products. The minister in your church, another product.
      • Brandy: There isn't any real you in you.
      • Brandy: It's just such a big commitment, being a girl, you know. Forever.
      • Brandy: This is Miss Scotia's half-brother, Ellis Island.
      • Brandy: It's so safe and peaceful here. Nothing very bad could ever happen to you here. Not like at school. Or at home.
      • Brandy: Let's guess how long it takes him to find a week's supply of girl juice soaking into his ass.
      • Brandy: May I introduce Miss Kay MacIsaac, personal secretary to the Princess Brandy Alexander.
      • Who you are moment to moment is just a story.
      • Brandy: And this. This. This. And this. This is the Princess Brandy Alexander.
      • Brandy: Cute, but he's just peed his pants.
      • Brandy: May I introduce Signore Alfa Romeo, professional male consort to the Princess Brandy Alexander.
      • Brandy: Anything you can do is boring and old and perfectly okay.
      • Brandy: Not a word. You talk and in Seattle I'll change you in to Harvey Wallbanger.
      • Brandy: Give us a hand, somebody. These are just the royal hormones. My clothes I need are in the other room.
      • Brandy: Daisy, honey, don't point a gun at the people who I love.
      • Brandy: Oh my shit. Oh my shit.
    • Daisy & Evie
      • Daisy: Why is it dogs lick themselves?
        Evie: Just because they can. They're not like people.
    • Daisy & Her Parents
      • Daisy's father: In your brother's name we bought you a membership in P.F.L.A.G.
        Daisy: Pee-flag?
        Daisy's Mother: Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays.
    • Daisy St. Patience
      • Daisy St. Patience (on postcard from the future): Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I have ever known.
      • Daisy St. Patience: The word love tastes like earwax when I think it about Manus and Evie.
      • Daisy St. Patience: Like it's any wonder I don't recognize my old mutilated brother.
      • Daisy St. Patience: Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth.
      • Daisy St. Patience: Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.
      • Daisy St. Patience (on postcard from the future): The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
      • Daisy St. Patience: The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another kind of power. Money, for example. Or a gun.
      • Daisy St. Patience: Birds. Birds ate me face.
      • Daisy St. Patience: Completely and totally, permanently and without hope, forever and ever I love Brandy Alexander. And that's enough.
      • Daisy St. Patience (on postcard from the future): When we don't know who to hate we hate ourselves.
      • Daisy St. Patience: I can't talk. All I can eat are liquids. Nobody will look at me. I'm invisible.
      • Daisy St. Patience: I'm living the life I love, I tell myself, and loving the life I live.
    • Daisy's Father
      • Daisy's Father: A study, a telephone survey of heterosexuals in urban areas with a high incidence of HIV infection showed that thirty-five percent of people are uncomfortable buying their own condoms.
      • Daisy's Father: I think 'fletching' is the word your mother meant. It means to slice the turkey into very thin strips.
    • Daisy's Mother
      • Daisy's Mother: You do know to put the condom on as soon as the penis is erect, don't you?
      • Daisy's Mother: Drugs we could deal with. Teen-age pregnancy we could deal with.
      • Daisy's Mother: Instead of buying you a big present, we made a donation in your name to the World AIDS Research Fund.
    • Ellis
      • Ellis: Don't leave me too long, miss. If I don't get enough of my pills, I'll have one of my fits.
    • Evie & Daisy
      • Evie: I'm on my way to a shoot. Any chance you have any agency vouchers you can lend me?
        Daisy (writing on pad of paper): Is that my sweater you're wearing
        Evie:Yeah, but I knew you wouldn't mind.
        Daisy (writing on pad of paper): But it's a size 6. And you're a size 9.
        Evie: Listen, my call is for two o'clock. Why don't I stop by some time when you're in a better mood? I'm so sorry things had to go this way. It wasn't all of it anybody's fault.
    • Gon Rhea
      • Gon Rhea: The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
    • Gwen WorksAsHooker
      • Gwen WorksAsHooker: To protect themselves, most girls on the street break off a little bit of razor blade and glue it under their fingernail. Girls paint the razor nail so it looks like a regular fingernail. When they go to jail, or when they're not attractive anymore, some girls use the razor nail to slash their wrists.
    • Katty Kathy
      • Katty Kathy: Don't touch my hair!
      • Katty Kathy: I think it would be good for our relationship if we dated other people.
      • Katty Kathy: Is that what you're going to wear?
      • Katty Kathy: Kiss, Kiss.
      • Katty Kathy: That dress is fine, I mean, if that's really how you want to look.
      • Katty Kathy: Your heart is my pinata.
    • Manus
      • Manus: I'll do anything! Just, please, don't let me burn to death or shoot me.
      • Manus: The point is whoever buts your ears off is the one you'll hate for the rest of your life.
    • Photographer
      • Photographer: Honey, could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth?
    • Photographer In Daisy's Head
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Just give me my first opportunity.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me peace.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me peace and happiness, a loving relationship, and a perfect home.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me another chance.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me pity.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me attention.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me a break.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me brutal honesty.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me denial.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me a new start.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me release.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me control.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me adoration.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me romance.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me courage.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me amazement.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me sympathy.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me denial.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me terror.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me wisdom.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me anger.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me detached existentialist ennui.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me understanding.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me beauty.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me lust, baby.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me tolerance.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me vengeance.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me malice.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me wonder, baby.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me patience.
      • Photographer in Daisy's head: Give me total and complete justified retribution.
    • Seth
      • Seth: My point is that maybe TV makes you God. And it could be that all we are is God's television.
      • Seth (on postcard from the future): We are all self-composing.
      • Seth (on postcard from the future): Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
      • Seth (on postcard from the future): You have to keep recycling yourself.
      • Seth (on postcard from the future): On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer dryer pair.
      • Seth (on a postcard from the future): Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.
      • Seth: Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
      • Seth: I love how you could just be visiting from the distant future via the 1960s.
    • Sofonda, Kitty & Vivienne
      • Sofonda: Moisturizer!
        Kitty: Moisturizer.
        Sofonda: Concealer!
        Vivienne: Concealer.
        Sofonda: Foundation! Eyebrow Pencil!
        Kitty: Eyebrow Pencil.
        Sofonda: Blot me! Eyeliner! STAT! Base Color! Lid Color! Contour Color! Lash Curler! Mascara!
        Kitty: Exquisite.
        Sofonda: We're not out of the woods yet. Lip Liner! Lip Gloss! We've got a bleeder!
        Kitty: Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme.
        Vivienne: Total quality girl.
        Sofonda: Forever and ever, and that's enough.

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