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HOT SHOTS! 1991 Film
  • Topper Harley: I could never find time for love. It's too heavy. It's an anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I got the sky, the smell of jet exhaust, my bike.

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  • Bars and Night Clubs
    • The Strafing Run New record added 9/11/2021
      • Bar where Ramada sings.
  • Conditions and Diseases
    • Paternal Conflict Syndrome New record added 9/11/2021
      • Topper suffers from PCS - Paternal Conflict Syndrome.
    • Walleye Vision New record added 9/11/2021
      • Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they’ve got to go in through the rectum.
  • Electronics
    • Mrs. Halver Radar Jammer New record added 9/11/2021
      • Tupper and his fellow pilots fly the Oscar EW5894 Phallus, a Navy tactical fighter bomber, featuring a Mrs. Halver series 3800 radar jamming device.
  • Manufacturing Companies
    • Military Glass Co. New record added 9/11/2021
      • Truck on the naval base.
  • Medicine
    • Maxihydroclorosporin New record added 9/11/2021
      • Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they’ve got to go in through the rectum.
  • Methods, Procedures and Techniques
    • Attack Formation Delta Niner New record added 9/11/2021
      • Topper and his crew engage the enemy using Attack formation Delta Niner.
    • Multioptipupiloptomy New record added 9/11/2021
      • Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they’ve got to go in through the rectum.
  • Military Bases
    • Dudley Naval Air Station New record added 9/11/2021
      • Topper returns to Dudley Naval Air Station because they need him for Operation Sleepy Weasel.
  • Neighborhoods
    • Falafel Heights New record added 9/11/2021
      • Topper’s assignment is to knock out the nuclear weapons plant at Falafel Heights.
  • Operations
    • Operation Sleepy Weasel New record added 9/11/2021
      • Topper returns to Dudley Naval Air Station because they need him for Operation Sleepy Weasel.
  • Quotes
    • Admiral Benson New record added 9/11/2021
      • Admiral Benson: God, I love a good funeral.
      • Admiral Benson: My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
    • Ramada Thompson New record added 9/11/2021
      • Ramada Thompson: What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
      • Ramada Thompson: I’m a virgin. I’m just not very good at it.
      • Ramada Thompson: And by the way, I can go all night like a lumberjack.
    • Topper Harley New record added 9/11/2021
      • Topper Harley: I could never find time for love. It's too heavy. It's an anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I got the sky, the smell of jet exhaust, my bike.
      • Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
      • Topper Harley: Sayonara Saddam.
      • Topper Harley: I learned this one from Paula Abdul.
      • Topper Harley: I was really impressed with the way you handled that stallion. You know, when I saw you dig your heels into his sides, tighten up the reigns and break his spirit, I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life.
      • Topper Harley: I’ve fallen for you like a blind roofer.
      • Topper Harley: You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?
      • Topper Harley: My heart has fallen down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.
  • Sporting Events
    • WBA WBC WPA RSVP Heavyweight Championship of the World New record added 9/11/2021
      • Boxing match featuring two of Don King’s clients.
  • Trivia
    • Tupper reads the Swimsuit Edition of what magazine? New record added 9/11/2021
    • Vehicle Manufacturing Companies
      • Rockman Aviation New record added 9/11/2021
        • Company that wants to sell a new aircraft to the Navy.
    • Vehicles-Nautical
      • S.S. Essess New record added 9/11/2021
        • The shot of the S.S. Essess aircraft carrier back lit by the rising sun is stock footage of the U.S.S. Nimitz from the movie The Final Countdown.

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