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  • Steve Lift: If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, I'll turn you into glue!

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    • Anderson
      • Anderson: This is telemarketing. We're not mapping the fucking human genome here. I don't care if you have experience for this. I'll hire damn near anyone.
    • Detroit
      • Detroit: And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits.
      • Detroit: Welcome friends! Gather around. Forma. Semi-circle. Tonight, we will have a transformative experience. In those containers, there are broken cell phones, used bullet casings, and water balloons filled with sheep's blood. Cellphones can only work with the mineral Coltan, which is found in Africa's Congo. The profit involved in this has created hardship and wars. I will stand here. If you feel so moved, you may throw the items in the containers at me. While I'm standing here, I will be reciting excerpts from the timeless Motown-produced movie entitled, The Last Dragon. I'll recite those lines Angela says to Eddie Arcadian as she leaves him.
      • Detroit: Don't listen to what I say. Listen to what I want.
    • Elevator
      • Elevator: Welcome, Cassius Green. I hope you have not masturbated today. We need you sharp and ready to go.
    • Salvador
      • Salvador: We talked about this man, you kinda black, you Lionel Richie black.
    • Squeeze
      • Squeeze: Don't be the leaf that floats down the river. Be the stone that splits the stream.
    • Steve Lift
      • Steve Lift: If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, I'll turn you into glue!
      • Steve Lift: If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, I will turn you all into glue!
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