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JOEY 2004 TV Series
  • Bobbie Morganstern: Michael, oh, I thought that was you. Well, aren't you a sexy little fancy man? Well, Joey didn't tell me you'd be here. You know, if he had, I wouldn't have brought Data.
    Brent Spiner: Look, Bobbie, come on. You're my agent. You know I don't like that. I was just telling him I don't want to talk about Data.
    Bobbie: You listen to me, Mr. Roboto. Michael is a fan, and if he wants you to be Data, then you be Data. If he wants you to be R2-D2, then I want to hear blippedy-blop-squark. Now, I'm going to give you boys a chance to talk. And one day, you'll return the favor. Hard.
    (Season 1 episode Joey and the Premiere)

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    • Alex Garrett & Gina Tribbiani
      • Alex Garrett: I think I'm getting a little delirious. I saw Chewbacca walking through the courtyard.
        Gina Tribbiani: That was Michael, honey. He's going to a convention.
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Spying)
      • Alex Garrett: I can't believe I'm gonna see Celine. It's like seeing the Beatles!
        Gina Tribbiani: Yeah, except she's like a bony-chested French-Canadian you want to punch in the face.
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Road Trip)
    • Bobbie Morganstern
      • Bobbie Morganstern: Look I'm a straight shooter but I'll tell you something else about me: I am the best! There is nothing that I wouldn't do for you. I would throw on a meat skirt and wrestle a lion! I would pull off my own ears and eat them! (Pilot episode)
    • Bobbie Morganstern & Brent Spiner
      • Bobbie Morganstern: Michael, oh, I thought that was you. Well, aren't you a sexy little fancy man? Well, Joey didn't tell me you'd be here. You know, if he had, I wouldn't have brought Data.
        Brent Spiner: Look, Bobbie, come on. You're my agent. You know I don't like that. I was just telling him I don't want to talk about Data.
        Bobbie: You listen to me, Mr. Roboto. Michael is a fan, and if he wants you to be Data, then you be Data. If he wants you to be R2-D2, then I want to hear blippedy-blop-squark. Now, I'm going to give you boys a chance to talk. And one day, you'll return the favor. Hard.
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Premiere)
    • Joey
      • Joey: You rarely hear the argument FOR teen pregnancy. (Pilot episode)
      • Joey: The lawyer logic isn't gonna work with me, all right? Or any other kind of logic, for that matter. (Season 1 episode Joey and the Student)
    • Michael Tribbiani & Brent Spiner
      • Michael: She was like a Deltan and a Betazoid all rolled into one.
        Brent Spiner: You got that right, brother.
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Premiere)
      • Michael Tribbiani: I felt like the way that the show explored the nature of the android, it really said a lot about what it means to be human.
        Brent Spiner: You know, I never thought of it that way. I was too busy hitting on Klingon extras- which, let me tell you, is risky business. Till that makeup comes off, you don't know what you're getting.
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Premiere)
      • Michael Tribbiani: Look, if, you don't want to talk about Star Trek... Brent Spiner: No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. She's right. Sit down. Please, just what do you want to know? Michael Tribbiani: Seriously? Well, uh, I've always wondered about your evil twin brother Lore.
        Michael Tribbiani: When you, I mean, when he, when Lore... God, I've practiced this in front of a mirror so many times....
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Premiere)
      • Michael Tribbiani: Lieutenant Commander Data, Sir, sensors indicate we are go for party.
        Brent Spiner: One day. Just one day without this, that's all I ask.
        Michael Tribbiani: Look, I'm sorry. I just I had to come and talk to you, because your character helped me get through a very awkward period in my life. Starting when I was 14 and ending well, hopefully sometime in the next couple years, but can I just ask you a few questions?
        Brent Spiner: Look, look, look, you you seem like a nice guy. You can ask me about any of the plays or films I've been in. I'd be happy to talk to you about art, music, literature, I'd just, I'd rather not talk about Star Trek.
        Michael Tribbiani: Oh. So, what were the Ferengi like?
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Premiere)
    • Michael Tribbiani & Joey Tribbiani
      • Michael Tribbiani: Oh, my God.
        Joey Tribbiani: What?
        Michael Tribbiani: It's Brent Spiner.
        Joey Tribbiani: Who?
        Michael Tribbiani: He played Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's, like, my favorite show of all time! Oh, my God, I got to go talk to him.
        Joey Tribbiani: No, you have to go talk to the girl.
        Michael Tribbiani: What should I do? I mean, should I get him a drink or should I compliment him, or...?
        Joey Tribbiani: I don't know how to pick up Brent Spiner!
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Premiere)
      • Michael Tribbiani: Seth and I were waiting in line for the opening of the new Star Wars movie, right? Seth got into a fight lost our place.
        Joey Tribbiani: That kid got into a fight?
        Michael Tribbiani: Yeah. Another person in line also dressed like Princess Leia, and he, like, considers that his thing.
        (Season 1 episode Joey and the Moving In)

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