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THE CAMPAIGN 2012 Film
  • Cam Brady: Hey, Camo, what's going on? Hey, uh, l just wanna let you know that l'm running for class president.
    Cam Brady Jr.: Good for you. Come on in, have a seat. So what are the issues you're gonna run on? Figure that out yet?
    Cam Brady Jr.: No, no, that's boring. Nobody really cares about that. But l did spread a rumor that my opponent, Tommy Monahan, may or may not have a vagina.
    Cam Brady: That could work, yeah.

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  • Quotes
    • Cam Brady
      • Cam Brady: You know what the difference between your mama and a washing machine is? When l dump a load in a machine, machine doesn't follow me around for three weeks.
      • Cam Brady: None of that was my fault. l was powerless. l was plied with copious amounts of Red Bull, Jell-O shots and Goldschlager. Remember Dr. Jenkins, he thought l had Crohn's disease. There were flakes of 24-karat gold in my stool for about a month. I crapped gold.
    • Cam Brady & Cam Brady Jr.
      • Cam Brady: Hey, Camo, what's going on? Hey, uh, l just wanna let you know that l'm running for class president.
        Cam Brady Jr.: Good for you. Come on in, have a seat. So what are the issues you're gonna run on? Figure that out yet?
        Cam Brady Jr.: No, no, that's boring. Nobody really cares about that. But l did spread a rumor that my opponent, Tommy Monahan, may or may not have a vagina.
        Cam Brady: That could work, yeah.
    • Clay Huggins
      • Clay Huggins: l went to the petting zoo and l let the goat lick my penis.
      • Clay Huggins: l go to the mall and hide in a stairwell and take photos up women's skirts. l have a whole book of cooter shots under my bed.
      • Clay Huggins: l shaved the dog and glued the hair to my nut sac so l'd look like a grown man.
    • Dylan Huggins
      • Dylan Huggins: I had a beer with the old biker man at the end of the street and he let me touch his old lady's titty.
    • Dylan Huggins & Marty Huggins
      • Dylan Huggins: One time l put a firefly in my butthole.
        Marty Huggins: Why?
        Dylan Huggins: To make my farts glow.
    • Marty Huggins
      • Marty Huggins: Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because l wore Crocs to Mom's funeral, like l've told you a thousand times, l'm sorry. Mom would've wanted it that way. She was casual.
      • Marty Huggins: Might wanna decide whether you're gonna buy toilet paper or aftershave. Because your face is like a butt.
      • Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you, friend, but your balloon's getting ready to pop. And that balloon's full of your own butt toots.
    • Mitch
      • Mitch: That's Marty Huggins. You know, back in fourth grade, they used to call him Tickle Shits, because all you had to do was tickle him and he'd shit his pants.
    • Mitzi Huggins
      • Mitzi Huggins: l touch myself to Drew Carey on The Price ls Right.
    • Raymond Huggins
      • Raymond Huggins: Your brother Tripp is a bull's-eye. But you look like Richard Simmons just crapped out a goddamn hobbit.

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