- Arenas, Fields and Stadiums
- Milford Stadium
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- Football stadium in Milford, Texas.
- Dates
- October 1, 1987
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- Subject Adam born, original intended recipient of The Antarian Federation's Suit of Power.
- Doctors
- Dr. Flanagan
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- Doctor called to the O.R. when the guys go to get their "physicals".
- Dr. Marquis
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- Doctor called to the psychiatric ward when the guys go to get their "physicals".
- Government-Agencies
- D.E.T.I.A.
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- The Defense Extraterrestrial Intelligence Agency. U.S. government agency in charge of Project Perseus, the project designed to prepare a champion to defend Earth using The Antarian Federation's Suit of Power.
- Government-Federations
- The Antarian Federation
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- Alien civilization that sends the Suit of Power to Earth.
- High Schools
- Ruby Lake High School
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- Milford High School rival.
- Lakes
- Ruby Lake
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- Lake near Milford, Texas where Hagan breaks up a teeage party.
- Planets
- Record
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- Woody: Greetings to you, gross alien, whose planet I don't know the name of. We are Earthlings, from planet Earth.
Hagan: Woody, you're talking to a recording.
Woody: Oh, right. Greetings recording, from the planet Record.
- Programs and Projects
- Project Perseus
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- U.S. military project to prepare a champion to defend Earth using The Antarian Federation's Suit of Power.
- Quotes
- Deputy Hagan, Franksen & Soldiers
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- Deputy Hagan: All right, I need to see some IDs now.
Soldier: Or what - you gonna hit us with one of those lightsabers?
Franksen: Hey, we're not the droids you're looking for.
Soldier: Shut up, Franksen.
Deputy Hagan: All right, that's it. Everybody out of the vehicle.
Soldier: Peace out, Boba Fett.
Soldier: Live long and prosper, baby!
Deputy Hagan: It's not even the right movie, moron.
- Herman
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- Herman: My balls just went numb.
- Mindy
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- Mindy: What a dick.
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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- Neil deGrasse Tyson: My calculations show that, scientifically, we're screwed.
- Woody & Hagan
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- Woody: Greetings to you, gross alien, whose planet I don't know the name of. We are Earthlings, from planet Earth.
Hagan: Woody, you're talking to a recording.
Woody: Oh, right. Greetings recording, from the planet Record.
- Worg
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- Worg: We are Worg. We are your destruction.
- Zach
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- Zach: You like it rough, huh? Too rough! Too rough!
- Tactical Clothing Products
- Suit of Power
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- The Antarian Federation sends the Suit of Power to Earth for its champion, including the Particle Acceleration Gauntlet, Repulsor Defensive Gauntlet, Positronic Helmet and Quantum Boots.
- Toy Products
- Mama Gigante
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- Herman and Woody's firework that brings down The Antarian Federation's craft carrying the Suit of Power.
- Trivia
- Herman's old high school football nickname.
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- TV News
- KPRQ 4
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- Local news in Milford, Texas.
- National News with Ron Oliveira
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- TV news program reporting on Lazer Team.
- TV Stations
- BNL
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- TV news network, named for music band Barenaked Ladies, with band members appearing in various segments.
- Videos
- Big Aerial Crash and Explosion in Milford, TX
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- Internet video.
- Crazy UFO Explosion in Milford, Texas
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- Internet video.
- The Government Is LYING TO YOU Pt 35
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- Internet video.
- LAZER TEAM CAR CHASE
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- Internet video.
- Real Life UFO - Milford, TX
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- Internet video.
- UFO Bitches! Check It Out. WE'RE LAZER TEAM!
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- Video that Zach posts online.
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