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- Stephen Wright: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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- Airlines
- Air Bizarre
- Airline Steven mentions on I Have a Pony. You can get a combination one way round trip ticket - Leave any Monday they bring you back the previous Friday. That way you still have the weekend.
- Artwork
- Two Blindfolded Dental Hygienists Trying to Make a Circle on an Etch a Sketch
- A fake painting by Salvador Dali Steven mentions on I have a pony.
- Schools-Other
- Calcium Anthropology
- The study of milkmen - from I Have a Pony.
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- Stephen Wright: We had a quicksand box in our backyard. I was an only child. Eventually.
- Stephen Wright: I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
- Stephen Wright: I took a lie detector test the other day. No I didn't.
- Stephen Wright: There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Stephen Wright: I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
- Stephen Wright: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Stephen Wright: Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
- Stephen Wright: A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
- Stephen Wright: When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?
- Stephen Wright: I was reading the dictionary the other day. I thought it was a poem about everything.
- Stephen Wright: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Stephen Wright: I didn't sleep well. I made several mistakes.
- Stephen Wright: I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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