Home | SOURCES | Bogus Business Bureau | Fictitious Timeline | Themes Parks and RecreationAll Sources Exact order  PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series Real dates. Fictional events. 40 Fictional business and products... and more 766 96 4 Trivia According to Ron Swanson, the three most useless jobs in the world are, in order: (Season 6 episode Gin It Up!)  President, Vice President and Speaker of the House  Police, Police and Police  Lawyer, Congressman and Doctor Ron claims to have seen three movies in his life. What are they? (Season 5 episode Emergency Response)  Lethal Weapon 1, Lethal Weapon 2 and Lethal Weapon 3  Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton and Herbie Fully Loaded  Platoon, Death Wish and White Chicks According to Ron Swanson, what are his primary forms of exercise? (Season 5 episode Animal Control)  Lovemaking and woodworking  Living and dying  Grilling steaks According to Ron Swanson, what are his allergies? (Season 5 episode Animal Control)  Dennis Feinstein  Fruit and bananas  Cowardice, weak-willed men and hazelnuts The Fiction Empire / FictionEmpire.com Concept & Design by MADASIAM Productions © 1999. All Rights Reserved.