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  • Duke Silver: So, come see me, come talk to me, come love with me, and maybe we can walk through fire together. (Season 2 episode Practice Date)

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  • Trivia
    • According to Ron Swanson, the three most useless jobs in the world are, in order: (Season 6 episode Gin It Up!)
    •  Police, Police and Police
       Lawyer, Congressman and Doctor
       President, Vice President and Speaker of the House
      • According to Ron Swanson, what are his allergies? (Season 5 episode Animal Control)
      •  Fruit and bananas
         Cowardice, weak-willed men and hazelnuts
         Dennis Feinstein
        • According to Ron Swanson, what are his primary forms of exercise? (Season 5 episode Animal Control)
        •  Grilling steaks
           Lovemaking and woodworking
           Living and dying
          • Ron claims to have seen three movies in his life. What are they? (Season 5 episode Emergency Response)
          •  Platoon, Death Wish and White Chicks
             Lethal Weapon 1, Lethal Weapon 2 and Lethal Weapon 3
             Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton and Herbie Fully Loaded

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