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ALADDIN 1992 Animated Film
  • Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

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  • Genie of the Lamp: It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!

  • Genie of the Lamp: Aw, Al, I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything!

  • Genie of the Lamp: Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.

  • Genie of the Lamp : Yo rug-man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel!

  • Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
    Iago: Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

  • Genie of the Lamp: Enough about you, Casanova! Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes - pick a feature!

  • Genie of the Lamp: It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig, phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space.

  • Genie of the Lamp: Rule Number Three - I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, and I don't like doing it!

  • Genie of the Lamp: Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?

  • Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

  • Jafar: You're speechless, I see! A fine quality in a wife!

  • Guard: He's got a sword!
    Razoul: You idiots - we've ALL got swords!

  • Genie of the Lamp: Okay, Sparky, here's the deal: You wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it?

  • Iago: Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!

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