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AIRPLANE! 1980 Film

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  • Airlines
    • Air Israel
      • No description available
    • Trans American Airlines
      • Elaine was a stewardess for Trans American Airlines.
  • Magazines-Adult
    • Dominant Females
      • Magazine in the "WHACKING MATERIAL" section of the airport gift shop.
    • Modern Sperm
      • Magazine in the "WHACKING MATERIAL" section of the airport gift shop.
  • Magazines-Other
    • Nun's Life
      • First there's a shot of a nun reading Boy's Life, then cut to a shot of a boy reading a magazine called Nun's Life.
  • Radio Stations
    • WZAZ
      • Chicago, Illinois. Where Disco lives forever!
  • Religious Organizations
    • Church of Religious Consciousness
      • The Hare Krishna look alikes, both in the airport passing out flyers and on the plane...
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  • Male PA announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

    Female PA announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. There is no stopping in the red zone.

    Male PA announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

    Female PA announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for unloading.

    Male PA announcer: Look Betty - don't start up with your white zone shit again! There is just no stopping in a white zone!

    Female PA announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!

    Male PA announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely. Therapeutically, there is no danger involved.


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