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  • Sheriff Dave: I'm here to help. I'm just like Batman. I'm a helper.


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  • Books-Fiction
    • Keel Them All
      • Clint's first novel.
  • Books-Instructional
    • How to Have a Normal Conversation
      • Book Doug reads in the teachers' lounge.
  • Cities and Towns - U.S.
    • Danville, Illinois
      • No description available
    • Fort Chicken, Illinois
      • No description available
  • Elementary Schools
    • The Fort Chicken Elementary School
      • Don't eat the chicken nuggets if you haven't gone through puberty.
  • Farms
    • Happy Poultry Farms
      • Makers of pre-cooked chicken tenders, regular and buffalo style.
  • Sports Teams-Other
    • Fort Chicken Elementary School Fighting Roosters
      • Elementary school mascot.
  • Vehicles-Nautical
    • The Anna Marie
      • The haunted schooner from Clint's first novel.
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  • Sheriff Dave: I'm here to help. I'm just like Batman. I'm a helper.

  • Clint: It's a horror novel. It's about a guy who buys a boat, but the boat turns out to be possessed.
    Wade: Like Christine.
    Clint: I'm sorry?
    Wade: Christine. Stephen King. Guy buys a car and it's possessed.
    Clint: But this is about a boat.

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  • Trivia
    • What does a student write in the dirt on Clint's car's rear window?
    •  Suck Clint
       CUNT
       Eat a cock

      • When Clint writes his name on the chalkboard, what do they students think his name is?
      •  Cant
         Cunt
         Cont


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