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THE BEN STILLER SHOW
1990 TV Series


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  • Alcohol
    • Hilltech Nonalcoholic Moonshine
      • "All the kick and none of the sick." Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Amusement Park Attractions
    • The Born on the Fourth of July Bumper Chairs
      • Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. It's 90 solid seconds of clanking metal and bitter regret. You need to ride this one a number of times to fully feel the frustration and anguish of the Vietnam vet. (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Little Wall Street
      • Attraction at Oliver Stoneland, where you have to avoid the falling stockbrokers. (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Main Street 1964
      • Attraction at Oliver Stoneland, where the American dream died just after Kennedy did. (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride
      • Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. Inspired by the hit film The Doors, Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride is a feverishly psychotic maze, an enhanced trip through depression, self-delusion and crazed ego-mania. (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Platunes
      • Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. A rabble-rousing salute to a war we've never stopped fighting, as performed by The Combat Rollers. And with show-stopping numbers like Viet-Wow, who's gonna protest? (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Talk Radio Town
      • Attraction at Oliver Stoneland. Where you and your family can broadcast your very own radio show - and get killed afterwards. (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
  • Amusement Parks
    • Late 60s Land
      • Attraction at Oliver Stoneland, where the atmosphere's bitter and discontented but the salad bar is all-you-can-eat (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Oliver Stoneland
      • A magical place where the objective is not to escape but to confront. Featuring Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride, Talk Radio Town The Platunes musical, Main Street 1964, Little Wall Street, The Born on the Fourth of July Bumper Chairs, Late 60s Land and The Hall of Conspiracies (episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
  • Appliances and Housewares
    • Mohican Master 2000
      • How Daniel Day Lewis got into shape for the film Last of the Mohicans (Episode Flea)
  • Audio Recordings-Music
    • The Pig Latin Lover Sings More Songs of Love
      • Music album by Tito Gallegos, the Pig Latin Lover (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • The Pig Latin Lover Sings the Songs of Love
      • Music album by Tito Gallegos, the Pig Latin Lover (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • Awards
    • Golden Jug Award
      • Award given out by the Young Hillbillies Millionaires Club, featured on TV news show American Profiles (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Banks
    • Nisa
      • The Ben Stiller version of Visa, shown at the end of the Tito Gallegos infomercial (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • Bars and Night Clubs
    • Club Panties
      • Nightclub from The Grungies TV show skit (Episode Rob Morrow)
    • Frolic Room
      • Bar where Bruce Springsteen appears, plays an impromptu show, and then sticks around to help cleanup and give patrons haircuts. Featured on the TV show Legends of Springsteen. (episode 3 James Doohan)
    • Smith & Porter's Ale House
      • Bar where Bruce Springsteen appears to help Abraham Lincoln write his most famous speech. Featured on the TV show Legends of Springsteen. (episode 3 James Doohan)
  • Board Games
    • Kreepee Board
      • Toy for kids, Ben Stiller Show version of the Ouija board. "Doomed souls wander the earth unfit for heaven or hell and they're waiting to talk to you!" (Episode ZooTV at Night)
  • Boarding Schools-Boys
    • Van Jackson Preparatory
      • School in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Books-Biography
    • The Book of Pooter
      • The book that tells the story of T.J. O'Pootertoot, the member of the Donner party that discovered that human flesh made the ultimate fun food and founded the restaurant T.J. O'Pootertoot's. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Books-Magic
    • Magic
      • Book seen in the music video for Metallica's song The Father/Son Switching Song, from the soundtrack for the Father/Son switching film The Boy Who Magically Switched Places With His Dad - apparently the book that spurred the father/son switching (Episode At The Beach)
  • Books-Other
    • Mel Roy's Modern Guitar Method Grade 1
      • Guide to playing guitar, from the Melrose Heights sketch (episode Bobcat Goldthwaite)
  • Breakfast Cereal
    • Grady's Oats
      • Instant oatmeal product from multiple episodes (Episodes Rob Morrow, A Few Good Scouts)
    • Lucky Clovers
      • The Ben Stiller Show version of Lucky Charms breakfast cereal. Product endorsement featuring U2. The fake commercial parody recreates music video for One. "Magically Nutritious" (Pilot episode)
  • Butcher Shops
    • Dave's Meat Co. (Episode Flea)
      • Butcher from Die Hard 12 skit.
  • Cafes and Delis
    • Cafe Luna
      • Trendy restaurant on Melrose Avenue where Ben and the cast eat lunch. (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Van Jonson's Cafe
      • Cafe in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Candy
    • Yummy Gummy Auto Parts
      • Auto part shaped chewy candy with a burst of real fruit juice. (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • Cities and Towns - Joke
    • Hoffaville
      • City that Charles Manson mentions (Episode Dennis Miller)
  • Clocks and Watches
    • Satanex
      • Hell-themed clock on the wall in shock jock radio DJ Damien Faustman's sound room (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • Clothing Stores
    • Ed's Clownwear
      • Clothing store for clowns. TV commercial campaign slogan: "What fits? By Dru Peee" (Episode Dennis Miller)
    • Ik Hoy Van Joy Footwear
      • Clog store Mr. Jannick was looking for in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Communications Companies
    • Mid Ohio Valley Telephone and Communications
      • Ohio telephone company that answers Mr. Jannick's call for help in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Currency
    • Pooter Points
      • Customer loyalty program at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Dating, Escort and Sex Services
    • Ladies of Hume
      • Media company from Skank TV show skit. "Escorts provided by Ladies of Hume" (Episode Flea)
  • Electronics
    • Whittle Quick
      • Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Electronics Stores
    • Van Jimmy Audio
      • Electronics store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Entertainment for Hire
    • The Caboose-Niks
      • Improv group - the first comedy improv group, according to Bob Odenkirk, saying it (comedy) all started with trains (episode Colin Quinn)
    • The Combat Rollers
      • Skating troupe that stars in the musical Platunes at Oliver Stoneland. They are true professionals. They're cynical, angry, fed up, and great skaters. (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
  • Film Production Companies
    • Oscarcraving Productions
      • Film production company behind the A Few Good Men parody movie A Few Good Scouts (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Porque Pig Production
      • TV production company that produces the Pig Latin Lover's TV variety special (Episode Dennis Miller)
    • S.Y.S.T. Productions Inc.
      • Production company from Skank TV show skit… Shut Your Stinking' Trap! (Episode Flea)
  • Grocery Stores
    • Shempkin's Market
      • Where evil cop from Jake Steel Marionette Cop TV show spots the two thieves he shoots - and sends to Hell (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Van Jo Food and Liquer
      • Grocery store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
    • Van Jumbo Food Stores
      • Grocery store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Hardware Stores
    • Seymour's Hardware Store
      • Hardware store from Andy Dick bomb skit (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Van Jury Garden Supplies
      • Garden supply store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Healthcare-Other
    • Van Jack's Toe Replacement
      • Medical service in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • High Schools
    • Melrose Heights School
      • High school from the Melrose Heights sketch (episode Bobcat Goldthwaite)
  • Home Furnishing Products
    • Wilson Garden Hoe
      • Fake commercial parody for a hose product available at the Home Shop: "What sexy is" (Pilot episode)
    • Wilson Garden Hose
      • Fake commercial parody for a hose product available at the Home Shop: "What sexy is" (Pilot episode)
    • Wilson Post Hole Digger
      • Fake commercial parody for a hose product available at the Home Shop: "What sexy is" (episode 3 James Doohan) (episode 3 James Doohan)
  • Home Furnishing Stores
    • The Home Shop
      • Home furnishing store mentioned in fake commercial parodies for Wilson garden products. (Pilot episode)
  • Hospitals-Mental Health
    • The Let Go Clinic
      • Tony Bobbins mental health clinic in Fresno, CA (Episode Flea)
  • Insurance Services
    • Pan America Insurance Company
      • Company that offers life insurance - and dragon insurance - to Grateful Dead fans (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
  • Islands
    • Pig Latin Island
      • Location of The Pig Latin Lover's TV variety special (Episode Dennis Miller)
  • Lodging - Other
    • Pig Latin Plaza
      • Hotel where guests of the Pig Latin Lover's TV variety special stay on Pig Latin Island (Episode Dennis Miller)
  • Menu Items
    • Adam West Cajun Bites
      • Menu item at Cafe Luna, a trendy restaurant on Melrose Avenue where Ben and the cast eat lunch (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • The Angry Mexican
      • Menu item at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Atomic Liver Crisps
      • Menu item at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Chicago-style Alaska Mini-bites
      • Menu item at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. "With an order of Chicago-style Alaska mini-bites, you're entitled to a free hour of karaoke." (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Colorado Bean Strips
      • Menu item at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Deep Fried Pooterballs
      • "Pooterballs are made out of people!" Menu item at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. "Pooter meat with a taste that's oddly familiar." (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Deep-friend Curly Ribs
      • Menu item at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Gary Coleman Gazpacho
      • Menu item at Cafe Luna, a trendy restaurant on Melrose Avenue where Ben and the cast eat lunch (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Giggling Scoundrel
      • Menu item at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Ice-T Iced Tea
      • Menu item at Cafe Luna, a trendy restaurant on Melrose Avenue where Ben and the cast eat lunch (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Red Hot Rancheroos
      • Menu item at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Tofu Burger with Date Nut Bread
      • Menu item Casey Kasem mentions when forced to dress up as a waiter (episode Colin Quinn)
    • Tyne Daly Veggie Bob
      • Menu item at Cafe Luna, a trendy restaurant on Melrose Avenue where Ben and the cast eat lunch (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Vegetarian Surprise
      • Menu item Casey Kasem mentions when forced to dress up as a waiter (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Mixed Drinks
    • A Miserable Whore
      • Mixed drink at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. Served with or without salt around the rim. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Pooting Shots
      • Alcoholic beverage served at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. Served with or without milk. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Sex in a Hamper
      • Mixed drink at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. Served with or without milk. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Movies
    • Advantage Agassi
      • Cable TV action movie starring Andre Agassi. Sponsored by ESPN and the World Tennis Organization (episode 2 Bobcat Goldthwaite)
    • Cape Munster
      • Movie - The Munsters meets Cape Fear with Ben Stiller as the Robert Deniro version of Eddie Munster (Pilot episode)
    • Henry the Wicked
      • TV show/movie on PBS, continually interrupted by the KFSB Pledge-A-Thon, which advertises the lack of interruptions on the channel (Episode At The Beach)
    • Of Buildings and Women
      • Un film de Bob Odenkirk (Episode Rob Morrow)
  • Movies-Fake Reboots and Sequels
    • Die Hard 12: Die Hungry
      • Die Hard sequel starring Bruce Willis (Episode Flea)
  • Movies-Horror
    • Woody Allen's Bride of Frankenstein
      • Movie (Episode Garry Shandling)
  • Movies-Parody
    • A Few Good Scouts
      • A Few Good Men parody movie featuring the Youth Scouts of America, the Ben Stiller show version of the Boy Scouts (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Three Men and an Old Man
      • New movie, sequel to Three Man and a Baby and Three Men and a Little Lady (Episode Dennis Miller)
  • Movies-Science Fiction
    • The Boy Who Magically Switched Places with His Dad
      • Father/Son switching film starring Pauly Shore, featuring a new song by Metallica called The Father/Son Switching Song (Episode At The Beach)
  • Moving, Delivery, Shipping and Storage
    • Van Job Transportation
      • Transportation service in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Museum Exhibits
    • The Hall of Conspiracies
      • Museum exhibit at Oliver Stoneland, where every hour on the hour Oliver Stone exposes the fabrications of the government through the use of animatronic robots. (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
  • Musicians
    • Goo Girls
      • All female band from The Grungies TV show skit (Episode Rob Morrow)
    • The Grungies (Band)
      • Grunge band, stars of Monkees-like TV show. (Episode Rob Morrow)
    • Iceman
      • Rapper featured on Ben Stiller's Music News show due to the controversy over his new song about his next door neighbor called "Kill Doug Szathky" (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Jewish Fly Guys
      • Dancing boy band from Stiller's Wheel of Filler skit (Episode Rob Morrow)
    • Me2
      • U2's manager Mr. Kincaid's suggestion for U2 to change their band name, because Bono made the band all about him. (Pilot episode)
    • Tito Gallegos
      • Singer, also known as The Pig Latin Lover, a Spanish musician who sings classic staples in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Vanilla Heat
      • Back-up singer band trying to get work in Hollywood (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Natural Areas
    • The Fertile Pastures of Assertiveness
      • Natural area mentioned during Relaxation Tape No. 6 skit (Episode At The Beach)
    • The Ocean Front of for Advanced Relaxation
      • Natural area mentioned during Relaxation Tape No. 6 skit (Episode At The Beach)
    • The Sandy Shore of Creativity
      • Natural area mentioned during Relaxation Tape No. 6 skit (Episode At The Beach)
    • Valley of the Hand-Held
      • Joke Dennis Miller makes about where he and Ben are having lunch (Episode Dennis Miller)
    • The Volcano of Dynamic Energy
      • Natural area mentioned during Relaxation Tape No. 6 skit (Episode At The Beach)
  • Pamphlets
    • Robots: Nothing to Be Afraid Of!
      • Pamphlet from Melrose Heights sketch in which the gang thought their friend Vaughn was a robot (episode Colin Quinn)
    • The Truth About Robots
      • Pamphlet from Melrose Heights sketch in which the gang thought their friend Vaughn was a robot (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Party Planning Services
    • Phone-A-Balloon
      • Party supply business spokesperson job Hollywood agent Michael Pheret proposes to Alex Karras (Episode Garry Shandling)
  • Personal Care Products
    • Beard-o-matic
      • Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Blue & White Dandruff Shampoo
      • Product from mock dandruff shampoo commercial. Caution: Use of this product may result in decreased sense of humor. Manufacturer is not responsible for loss of friends. (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Pick-o-matic 2000
      • "Fully automatic solar powered foot picker." Product in development by Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • T.J.'s Moustache Wax
      • Grooming product available for a million "Pooter points" at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Pet Stores
    • Van Jerseys Puppies
      • Pet store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Poetry
    • Coyote
      • Poem by Colin Quinn: "Coyote. Desert Slattern. Stuffed full of blood. Dogs, vomit. Coyote, I love thee." (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Professional Organizations
    • National Water Association
      • (Episode At the Beach)
    • The World Tennis Organization
      • Organization sponsoring the cable TV movie Advantage Agassi starring tennis star Andre Agassi (episode 2 Bobcat Goldthwaite)
    • The Young Hillbillies Millionaires Club
      • Organization that gives the Golden Jug Award to Billy Bob Hoyt, CEO of Hilltech Industries, a hillbilly company featured on TV news show American Profiles (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Radio Programs
    • Damien Faustman
      • Shock jock radio DJ from Twilight Zone anthology TV show spoof Low Budget Tales of Clichéd Horror. "He's mad as hell!" (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • Radio Stations
    • WDVL
      • Damien Faustman's radio station from the Twilight Zone anthology TV show spoof Low Budget Tales of Clichéd Horror. "666 on your Radio Dial" (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • Recipes
    • Brain Stew
      • Dish that Charles Manson threatens to make (Episode Dennis Miller)
  • Record Companies
    • Arrivederci Records
      • Tito Gallegos' record company (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Blind Jam Records
      • Record company where back-up singer band Vanilla Heat attempt to audition (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Grushow Records
      • Record company for the soundtrack of the Father/Son switching film The Boy Who Magically Switched Places With His Dad, which features a song by Metallica called The Father/Son Switching Song (Episode At The Beach)
    • Pretentious Artist Records
      • Record company from The Grungies TV show skit (Episode Rob Morrow)
  • Restaurants-Other
    • T.J. O' Pootertoot's
      • Restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party - the pioneers who were forced to resort to cannibalism after being snowed in. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Saloons
    • Cowboy Palace Saloon
      • No description available
  • Schools-Other
    • O'Pootertoot's Spirit Camp
      • Where employees are sent for conditioning at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
  • Services-Other
    • The Chuckletime Gigglers
      • Media company from Skank TV show skit. "Canned laughter provided by The Chuckletime Gigglers" (Episode Flea)
  • Songs
    • Ack-May E-thay Ife-Knay
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Mack the Knife sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Atisfaction-Say
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Ayla-Lay
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Layla by Derek & the Dominos sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Esterday-Yay
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Yesterday by The Beatles sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Ew-Nay Ork-Yay, Ew-Nay Ork-Yay
      • Tito Gallegos' version of New York New York sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • The Father/Son Switching Song
      • Song by Metallica on the soundtrack for the Father/Son switching film The Boy Who Magically Switched Places With His Dad (Episode At The Beach)
    • Ild-Way Hing-Tay
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Wild Thing by The Troggs sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Illie-Bay Ean-Jay
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • La Oman-Way
      • Tito Gallegos' version of LA Woman by The Doors sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Leanor-Way Igby-Ray
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Mr. Ojangles-Bay
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Mr. Bojangles by Bob Dylan sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Oxanne-Ray
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Roxanne by The Police sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Unaround-Ray Ue-Say
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Runaround Sue by Dion sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Urfin'-Say USA
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Surfin' USA by The Beach Boys sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Urple-Pay Aze-Hay
      • Tito Gallegos' version of Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Viet-Wow
      • Song featured in the musical Platunes at Oliver Stoneland. They are true professionals. They're cynical, angry, fed up, and great skaters (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Y-May Ay-Way
      • Tito Gallegos' version of My Way sung in Pig Latin (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • Sporting Goods Stores
    • Van Joe's Bait and Tackle
      • Fishing store in the Cincinnati area that comes up in the operator's search results for a clog store in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
  • Talent Agencies
    • Michael Pheret Talent Agency
      • Sleazy Hollywood talent agent for Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold's agent, and Garry Shandling, from multiple episodes.
    • Mike Gorman
      • Hollywood talent agent for Actor/Dancer Leslie Chapman (Episode ZooTV at Night)
  • Theater Productions
    • Tom Cruise: Dress Casual
      • One-man show featuring Tom Cruise at the Long Beach Civic Center (episode Bobcat Goldthwaite)
  • Thoroughfares-Other
    • Belvoir Place
      • East Cincinnati address of payphone Mr. Jannick uses to call for help in the Information 411 sketch (episode Colin Quinn)
    • Springer
      • Street where rapper Iceman and his next door neighbor Doug Szathky live, as featured on the show Ben Stiller's Music News (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • Toy Stores
    • Happy Children's Toys
      • Sponsor of Ask Manson segment (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
  • TV News
    • America's Most Suspicious
      • TV crime show kind of like America's Most Wanted, but for suspicious people. Hosted by Danny Bonnaducci. (Episode Dennis Miller)
    • Legends of Springsteen
      • TV show featuring amazing appearances of Bruce Springsteen throughout history (episode 3 James Doohan)
  • TV Shows
    • 30 Second Conspiracy Theory
      • Short TV show that brings together a lot of wacky conspiracy theories (Episode ZooTV at Night)
    • B Minus Time Traveler
      • Science fiction TV show featuring a girl that didn't really paying attention during history class fumbling her way through various famous events in history. (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Cops in Salem, Mass
      • Cops TV show spoof that takes place during the Salem Witch Trials (episode 2 Bobcat Goldthwaite)
    • The Defiant Ones
      • TV show Hollywood agent Michael Pheret proposes, starring Alex Karras and Emmanuel Lewis (Episode Garry Shandling)
    • The Grungies (TV Show)
      • 
The Monkees mashed up with the Seattle grunge music scene bands like Nirvana, Alice in Chains and Soundgarden. Brought to you by Grady's Oats. (Episode Rob Morrow)
    • Jake Steel Marionette Cop
      • TV show about a cop puppet (Episode Sarah Jessica Parker)
    • Melrose Heights 9021024026
      • Fictional TV show, combination of Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place and The Heights (episode Bobcat Goldthwaite episode Colin Quinn)
    • The Odd Couple
      • TV show Hollywood agent Michael Pheret proposes, starring Alex Karras and Manute Bol (Episode Garry Shandling)
    • Otto the Anti-cupid
      • TV show about Cupid's younger brother Otto growing up in Cupid's shadow. Otto, embittered and enraged, dedicated his life to forcing people to fall in love with the wrong person. (Episode ZooTV at Night)
    • The Quest for Space
      • Documentary TV show about the space race. Chapter Seven: Forgotten Heroes features the story of models sent into space. (episode 3 James Doohan)
    • Roundtable
      • Politics TV show (Episode At the Beach)
    • Skank
      • TV show. Fox's newest comedy smash. Family sitcom where the father is a crass sock puppet with the catchphrase, "Shut your stinking' trap!" from multiple episodes.
  • TV Shows-Anthology
    • Bad Twist Ending Theater
      • TV show (Episode Garry Shandling)
    • Low Budget Tales of Clichéd Horror
      • Twilight Zone anthology show spoof featuring the story of shock jock radio DJ (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • TV Shows-Children
    • Andy Dick's Political Children's Theater
      • TV show hosted by Andy Dick (Episode At The Beach)
    • Counting with Bruce Springsteen
      • Kids TV show (Episode Rob Morrow)
  • TV Shows-Documentary
    • American Profiles
      • TV news show featuring segment on Hilltech Industries, a high tech hillbilly company and CEO Billy Bob Hoyt (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • John O'Donohue's Cop Stories
      • TV show. "True Tales of New York's Finest" (Episode Garry Shandling)
  • TV Shows-Entertainment News
    • Ben Stiller's Music News with Tabitha Soren
      • Music-themed news TV show featuring the story of rapper Iceman and his new song about his next door neighbor called "Kill Doug Szathky" (episode On Melrose Avenue) Separate segment features story on back-up singer band trying to get work in Hollywood (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Headslammers Ball
      • Ben Stiller Show version of MTV show Headbangers Ball, featuring an interview with Metallica regarding their song on the soundtrack for the Father/Son switching film The Boy Who Magically Switched Places With His Dad, which is called The Father/Son Switching Song (Episode At The Beach)
  • TV Shows-Exercise
    • Club Fredrick: Work It on Out 2-3-4
      • Exercise TV show (Episode Garry Shandling)
  • TV Shows-Game Shows
    • Amish Studs
      • Amish-themed TV dating show (episode 3 James Doohan)
  • TV Shows-Reality TV
    • Cooking with Sherman Helmsley
      • TV cooking show featuring Sherman "The Jeffersons" Helmsley (Episode ZooTV at Night)
    • Cops in Ancient Egypt
      • Cops TV show spoof that takes place during Moses' attempt to part the Red Sea (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
    • Hair Styling with Bruce Springsteen
      • TV show (Episode Garry Shandling)
    • Information 411
      • Reality TV show hosted by Adam West. "True stories from the over 5 million people a day who call the nation's directory assistance searching for phone numbers, addresses and area codes. People who, for whatever reason, can't look it up themselves." (episode Colin Quinn)
  • TV Shows-Specials
    • KFSB Pledge-A-Thon
      • TV show on PBS soliciting donations, continually interrupting the TV show/movie Henry the Wicked, while at the same time advertising the lack of interruptions on the channel (Episode At The Beach)
    • The Last Stand of Yakov Smirnoff
      • TV comedy special featuring Yakov Smirnoff after the break-up of the Soviet Union (Pilot episode)
    • The Pig Latin Lover's Ariety-Vay Ectacular-Spay
      • The Pig Latin Lover's TV variety special (Episode Dennis Miller)
    • U2: The Early Years
      • Rockumentary detailing U2's early years featuring Ben Stiller as Bono (Pilot episode)
  • TV Shows-Talk Shows
    • ZooTV Late at Night
      • Talk show featuring Bono and U2 (Episode ZooTV at Night)
  • TV Shows-Variety
    • Melrose in Living Colour
      • New version of the TV sketch comedy show that Ben mentions, this one taking place on Melrose Avenue (episode 4 On Melrose Avenue)
  • TV Stations
    • Channel Pi
      • TV station in Minnesota, joke Dennis Miller makes about the viewers of the Ben Stiller Show (Episode Dennis Miller)
    • KFSB
      • Local PBS affiliate hosting a Pledge-A-Thon soliciting donations, continually interrupting the TV show/movie Henry the Wicked, while at the same time advertising the lack of interruptions on the channel (Episode At The Beach)
  • Videos
    • Jazzercise with Wolves
      • The step aerobic system by Kevin Costner (Episode Flea)
    • Laugh About Washington
      • A full hour of wit from comedian/commentator/political satirist Mark Russell - Video given away for donations made to the KFSB Pledge-A-Thon (Episode At The Beach)
    • Relaxation Tape No. 2
      • Relaxation video featuring Andy Dick's giant head in the sky.
    • Relaxation Tape No. 6
      • Relaxation video featuring Andy Dick's and Ben Stiller's giant heads in the sky (Episode At The Beach)
  • Youth Programs
    • Youth Scouts of America
      • Ben Stiller show version of Boy Scouts featured in the A Few Good Men parody movie A Few Good Scouts (Episode A Few Good Scouts)

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