- Oscar: You should put butter on it.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 2 episode The Injury - deleted scene)
- David Wallace: This is huge.
Dwight: That's what she said.
(Season 5 episode Golden Ticket)
- Jim: No thanks, I'm good.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)
- Michael: Oscar is my queen. That's easy, give me a hard one. ...That's what he said. (Season 7 episode WUPHF.com)
- Michael: Ten years, you'll figure it out.
Jim: Well I don't think I'll be here in ten years, but...
Michael: That's what I said. That's what she said!
Jim: That's what who says?
Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.
(Season 4 episode Survivor Man)
- Michael: And up comes the toolbar... That's what she said. (Season 4 episode Money)
- Holly: Don't make it harder than it needs to be.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 5 episode Employee Transfer)
- Michael: This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest. ...That's what she said. (Season 7 episode Goodbye, Michael)
- Michael: I need two men on this.... That's what she said. (Season 3 episode Product Recall)
- Angela: You already did me.
Michael: That's what she said.
- Michael: Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? ...That's what he said. (Season 5 episode Stress Relief)
- David Brent: Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said. (Season 7 episode The Seminar)
- Pam: My mother's coming.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)
- Michael: Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily.
Everybody: That's what she said.
(Season 3 episode Beach Games - deleted scene)
- Jim: You really think you can go all day long?
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)
- Jan: Why is this so hard?... That's what she said. (Season 3 episode Cocktails)
- Jim: Wow, that is really hard.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)
- Michael (conducting his PowerPoint presentation): And the best way to start is to hit Start, and up comes the tool bar. ...That's what she said. (Season 4 episode Money)
- Dwight: Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 4 episode Did I Stutter?)
- Lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 4 episode The Deposition)
- Dwight: The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth. ...That's what she said. (Season 7 episode Costume Contest)
- Jan: Well, you are hardly my first!
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 4 episode Dinner Party)
- Jim: Put it away.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 6 episode The Delivery)
- Michael: Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!
Oscar: That's what he said.
(Season 6 episode Body Language)
- Michael: Come again? ...That's what she said. (Season 4 episode The Deposition)
- Michael: I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.
(Season 4 episode Survivor Man)
- Michael: They taste so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That's what she said.
(Season 3 episode Initiation - deleted scene)
- Jim: Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)
- Jim: Instead you screwed me.
Michael: That's what...
Jim: No.
(Season 6 episode The Meeting)
- Michael (after waitress whispers in his ear): That's what she said. (Season 3 episode A Benihana Christmas)
- Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean, it was like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room. (Season 9 episode Suit Warehouse)
- Doctor: Does the skin look red and swollen?
Dwight: That's what she said.
(Season 2 episode The Injury)
- Michael: Can you make that straighter? ...That's what she said. (Season 4 episode Dunder Mifflin Infinity)
- Clark: There's no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.
Creed: That's what she said.
(Season 9 episode Here Comes Treble)
- Holly: They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up.
Michael: That's what she… A lot of places are like that.
(Season 4 episode Goodbye, Toby)
- Michael: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That's what she said.
(Season 3 episode Traveling Salesmen)
- Dwight: Michael, I can't believe you came.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 9 episode Finale)
- Michael: It squeaks when you bang it. ...That's what she said. (Season 5 episode Crime Aid)
- Dwight: Get out of my nook!
Pam: That's what she said! That's what she said!
(Season 5 episode Customer Survey)
- Michael (watching Dwight eat grapes): That's what she said. (Season 2 episode Dwight's Speech)
- Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. ...That's what she said. (Season 7 episode PDA)
- Michael: That's what I said. ...That's what she said." (Season 4 episode Survivor Man)
- Michael: Get it up. That's what... That's what she said. (Season 6 episode Whistleblower)
- Jim: It's going to be tight.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 5 episode Weight Loss - deleted scene)
- Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 6 episode New Leads)
- Michael: Put this matter to bed. ...That's what she said. (Season 3 episode Gay Witch Hunt)
- Gabe: Michael, you're making this harder than it has to be.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 7 episode Viewing Party)
- Jan: Let's just blow this party off.
Michael: That's what she said.
(Season 3 episode Cocktails)
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