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  • Oscar: You should put butter on it.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 2 episode The Injury - deleted scene)

  • David Wallace: This is huge.
    Dwight: That's what she said.
    (Season 5 episode Golden Ticket)

  • Jim: No thanks, I'm good.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)

  • Michael: Oscar is my queen. That's easy, give me a hard one. ...That's what he said. (Season 7 episode WUPHF.com)

  • Michael: Ten years, you'll figure it out.
    Jim: Well I don't think I'll be here in ten years, but...
    Michael: That's what I said. That's what she said!
    Jim: That's what who says?
    Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
    Jim: That's what she said.
    (Season 4 episode Survivor Man)

  • Michael: And up comes the toolbar... That's what she said. (Season 4 episode Money)

  • Holly: Don't make it harder than it needs to be.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 5 episode Employee Transfer)

  • Michael: This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest. ...That's what she said. (Season 7 episode Goodbye, Michael)

  • Michael: I need two men on this.... That's what she said. (Season 3 episode Product Recall)

  • Angela: You already did me.
    Michael: That's what she said.

  • Michael: Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? ...That's what he said. (Season 5 episode Stress Relief)

  • David Brent: Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said. (Season 7 episode The Seminar)

  • Pam: My mother's coming.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)

  • Michael: Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily.
    Everybody: That's what she said.
    (Season 3 episode Beach Games - deleted scene)

  • Jim: You really think you can go all day long?
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)

  • Jan: Why is this so hard?... That's what she said. (Season 3 episode Cocktails)

  • Jim: Wow, that is really hard.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)

  • Michael (conducting his PowerPoint presentation): And the best way to start is to hit Start, and up comes the tool bar. ...That's what she said. (Season 4 episode Money)

  • Dwight: Force it in as deep as you can.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 4 episode Did I Stutter?)

  • Lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 4 episode The Deposition)

  • Dwight: The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth. ...That's what she said. (Season 7 episode Costume Contest)

  • Jan: Well, you are hardly my first!
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 4 episode Dinner Party)

  • Jim: Put it away.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 6 episode The Delivery)

  • Michael: Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!
    Oscar: That's what he said.
    (Season 6 episode Body Language)

  • Michael: Come again? ...That's what she said. (Season 4 episode The Deposition)

  • Michael: I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
    Jim: That's what she said.
    (Season 4 episode Survivor Man)

  • Michael: They taste so good in my mouth.
    Stanley: That's what she said.
    (Season 3 episode Initiation - deleted scene)

  • Jim: Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 2 episode Sexual Harassment)

  • Jim: Instead you screwed me.
    Michael: That's what...
    Jim: No.
    (Season 6 episode The Meeting)

  • Michael (after waitress whispers in his ear): That's what she said. (Season 3 episode A Benihana Christmas)

  • Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean, it was like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room. (Season 9 episode Suit Warehouse)

  • Doctor: Does the skin look red and swollen?
    Dwight: That's what she said.
    (Season 2 episode The Injury)

  • Michael: Can you make that straighter? ...That's what she said. (Season 4 episode Dunder Mifflin Infinity)

  • Clark: There's no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.
    Creed: That's what she said.
    (Season 9 episode Here Comes Treble)

  • Holly: They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up.
    Michael: That's what she… A lot of places are like that.
    (Season 4 episode Goodbye, Toby)

  • Michael: I want you to think about it long and hard.
    Dwight: That's what she said.
    (Season 3 episode Traveling Salesmen)

  • Dwight: Michael, I can't believe you came.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 9 episode Finale)

  • Michael: It squeaks when you bang it. ...That's what she said. (Season 5 episode Crime Aid)

  • Dwight: Get out of my nook!
    Pam: That's what she said! That's what she said!
    (Season 5 episode Customer Survey)

  • Michael (watching Dwight eat grapes): That's what she said. (Season 2 episode Dwight's Speech)

  • Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. ...That's what she said. (Season 7 episode PDA)

  • Michael: That's what I said. ...That's what she said." (Season 4 episode Survivor Man)

  • Michael: Get it up. That's what... That's what she said. (Season 6 episode Whistleblower)

  • Jim: It's going to be tight.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 5 episode Weight Loss - deleted scene)

  • Darryl: You need to get back on top.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 6 episode New Leads)

  • Michael: Put this matter to bed. ...That's what she said. (Season 3 episode Gay Witch Hunt)

  • Gabe: Michael, you're making this harder than it has to be.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 7 episode Viewing Party)

  • Jan: Let's just blow this party off.
    Michael: That's what she said.
    (Season 3 episode Cocktails)

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