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IDIOCRACY 2006 Film
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  • Amusement Park Attractions
    • Future Town
      • Theme park exhibit seen at the beginning of the movie when narrator is talking about humanity's future doesn't turn out quite like we imagined.
    • The Time Masheen
      • "Educational" ride at Costco, which Joe thinks is going to be a real time machine that will take him back to the past.
  • Appliances and Housewares
    • The FloorMaster
      • Stupid future Roomba that doesn't work very well - seen ramming itself into a wall at the hospital, repeating: "Your room is now clean"
  • Banks
    • Uhmerican Exxxpress
      • Stupid future version of American Express. "Don't Leave Home"
  • Beverages
    • Brawndo
      • Sports drink. "The Thirst Mutilator." It's got electrolytes!
      • The thirst mutilator!
      • It's got what plants crave!
      • It's got electrolytes!
    • Calualcape
      • Beverage advertised in the stupid future.
    • Nas-Tea
      • Stupid future version of Nestea. Slogan: "It's good"
    • Virilade
      • Advertised, but not clear exactly... with all of the erection medication seen in the movie, presumably a sports drink mixed with boner pills.
  • Beverages-Beer
    • MAC 50
      • The beer can that starts the garbage avalanche that awakens Joe and Rita from their slumber.
  • Cleaning Products
    • Kween
      • Cleaning product in the stupid future.
  • Clothing Stores
    • Panti-Centre
      • Clothing store in the stupid future.
  • Coffee Shops
    • ST < A > RBUCKS COF < F > EE
      • "Exotic coffee for men" Stupid future version of Starbucks - now they serve more than coffee, they serve handjobs... "Latte: $2,000. Extra Foam: 500,000,000"
  • Communications Companies
    • AOL-Time Warner-Taco Bell-U.S. Government Long-Distance Service
      • Rita uses a public payphone to try to call Upgrayedd.
  • Computers and Software
    • IPPA
      • Identity Processing Program of America, used to give Joe his tattoo. "Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle."
  • Corporations
    • Bem Co
      • Company in the stupid future.
    • Cornholio Enterprises
      • Manufacturer of Tarrlytons cigarettes, a nod to Beavis & Butt-Head, also created by Mike Judge.

    • Mondo
      • Corporation in the stupid future. "So big it's bad"
  • Currency
    • Ten XXXTra Large bill
      • Bill stupid future guy gives Rita as advance payment for her services. "That's What I'm Talkin' About!"
  • Dating, Escort and Sex Services
    • Upgrayedd
      • Pimp. Spells his name with two D's for a double dose of his pimping.
  • Doctors
    • Dr. Altschuler
      • After case study Clevon impales his crotch on an iron gate attempting to jump from a lake into a swimming pool on a Jet ski, Doctors Krinski and Altschuler managed to help him regain full reproductive function, with the help of recent advances in stem cell research.
    • Dr. Krinski
      • After case study Clevon impales his crotch on an iron gate attempting to jump from a lake into a swimming pool on a Jet ski, Doctors Krinski and Altschuler managed to help him regain full reproductive function, with the help of recent advances in stem cell research.
    • Dr. Lexus
      • Joe's doctor at St. God's Memorial Hospital, played by Justin Long.
    • Dr. Shafty
      • Doctor at St. God's Memorial Hospital.
  • Electronics-Audio and Video
    • Smartspeek
      • The machine Joe speaks into at the hospital. Made by Omnibro.
  • Fairs, Festivals and Parades
    • Montego Smooth Jazz Festival
      • There's a poster on the bedroom wall when Joe's girlfriend is fucking her boss when he doesn't return from his army experiment in a deleted scene.
  • Fast Food-Burgers
    • Butt:Fuckers
      • Real life chain restaurant Fuddruckers (with the slogan "World's Greatest Hamburgers"), evolves over time as mankind becomes stupider at a frightening rate. First to Futtbuckers (same slogan), then Buttruckers ("World's Most Kickass Hamburgers"), and finally Butt:Fuckers (no slogan).
    • Buttruckers
      • Real life chain restaurant Fuddruckers (with the slogan "World's Greatest Hamburgers"), evolves over time as mankind becomes stupider at a frightening rate. First to Futtbuckers (same slogan), then Buttruckers ("World's Most Kickass Hamburgers"), and finally Butt:Fuckers (no slogan).
    • Futtbuckers
      • Real life chain restaurant Fuddruckers (with the slogan "World's Greatest Hamburgers"), evolves over time as mankind becomes stupider at a frightening rate. First to Futtbuckers (same slogan), then Buttruckers ("World's Most Kickass Hamburgers"), and finally Butt:Fuckers (no slogan). Wurrld's Most Kickass Hamburgers!
    • Jack Inuh Box
      • Stupid future version of Jack in the Box.
    • Whatburger?
      • Stupid future version of Whataburger.
  • Fast Food-Chicken
    • L Pollo Borracho
      • Chicken-themed fast food restaurant featuring "Adult" Chicken.
  • Financial Services
    • H&R Block
      • It may have the same name as the current company, but this isn't the same place. This one offers the "Adult" Tax Return, and their slogan is: "Home of the Gentleman's Rebate"
    • Your Ass Is Mine Bail Bonds
      • Bail bond service in the future.
  • Food
    • Bawamba Bar
      • Food product in the stupid future. "When God is hungry he reaches for a Bawamba bar"
      • Bawamba Bar: The Hunger Rapist
      • Threateningly Delicious!
      • We'll tear your hunger a new one!
    • Flaturin
      • Food product in the stupid future. "Hand-To-Mouth Goodness"
    • Flotilla
      • Food product advertised in the stupid future.
  • Food Companies
    • Brawndo, Inc.
      • Company that makes energy drink Brawndo, that the stupid future uses to water their crops.
  • Government Entities and Agencies/Bureaus/Councils
    • The Extreme Court
      • Court where Joe is tried - and sentenced - in the stupid future.
    • House Of Representin'
      • Government body in the stupid future.
  • Hardware Stores
    • Home Deep-Oh
      • Stupid future version of Home Depot, now, like most everything else, a sex service. "Dig deep."
  • Historical Events
    • The Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505
      • Event that leads to Joe and Rita being awakened in the future.
  • Hospitals
    • St. God's Memorial Hospital
      • Hospital where Joe goes for help when he wakes up in the future, and meets Dr. Lexus.
  • Insurance Services
    • ACNE Insurance
      • Idiocracy version of ACME.
  • Legal Services
    • Frito Pendejo
      • Dax Shepherd's character - Luke Wilson's lawyer who got his law degree at Costco.
  • Magazines-Adult
    • Hot Naked Chicks & World Report
      • #1 News & Chicks Magazine. Featuring: "Chicks, Sex, Naked, World, Sex, Hot, Report, Chicks"
  • Magazines-Other
    • Manndo
      • Magazine in the stupid future.
  • Medical Devices
    • H.H.E. Hibernation Pods
      • Device the military uses to freeze Joe and Rita.
  • Medicine
    • Blakdix
      • Boner pills in the stupid future.
    • Bonerax
      • Boner pills in the stupid future.
    • Rettsin
      • Company name on Joe's shirt - appears to be a pharmaceutical product.
    • Ronaise
      • Medicine product advertised in the stupid future.
    • Vivilux
      • Medicine product advertised in the stupid future.
  • Menu Items
    • Adult Chicken
      • Menu item option at L Pollo Borracho.
    • Bucket Of Wings With Full Release
      • Menu item option at L Pollo Borracho.
    • Extra Big-ass Fries
      • Menu item at stupid future Carl's Jr.
    • Extra Big-ass Taco
      • Menu item at stupid future Carl's Jr. "Now with more molecules"
  • Menu Items-Drinks
    • Full Body Latte
      • It's not a latte, but it's one of the menu items listed on the stupid future Starbucks menu.
    • Gentleman's Lattes
      • It's not a latte, but it's one of the menu items listed on the stupid future Starbucks menu.
    • Hot Latte
      • It's not a latte, but it's one of the menu items listed on the stupid future Starbucks menu.
  • Movie Theaters
    • Starplex
      • Movie theater playing Ass, the number one movie in the country.

  • Movies
    • Ass
      • Number one movie in the country, playing at the Starplex theater.

  • Moving, Delivery, Shipping and Storage
    • FedExxx
      • New name of shipping service Federal Express in the stupid future.
  • Museums
    • The Museum Of Fart
      • Cut from final version of movie, seen on DVD bonus features.
  • Neighborhoods
    • Ward 8
      • Neighborhood in the city where Joe wakes up in the stupid future.
  • Newspapers
    • The Washington Ledger
      • Headlines: "Army Officer Busted In Attempted Prostitution Ring!" and "Upgrayedd receives "Double Dose" of Incarceration".
  • Pizza Parlors
    • Pizzaz Pizza
      • There's a door hanger for Pizzaz pizza on Joe's fridge in a deleted scene.
  • Prisons
    • House Of Particular Individuals
      • Prison Joe escapes from by lying and simply telling the guard that he's not going to prison today, he's supposed to be getting out, and the guard calls him a dumbass and tells him he's in the wrong line.
  • Programs and Projects
    • The Human Hibernation Project
      • Military project to freeze Joe and Rita for one year, that ends up lasting hundreds of years... "One of the Army's most ambitious experiments, and one of its most secretive."
  • Restaurants-Other
    • T.J. O' Handjobs
      • One of the many restaurants that also offer sex services in the stupid future.
    • T.J. Swan's
      • Joe tells his girlfriend that he'll take her to T.J. Swan's when he gets back from the army experiment in a deleted scene.
  • Schools-Other
    • Costco Law School
      • Law school where Joe's lawyer Frito got his law degree.
  • Sports Associations
    • Ultimate Smackdown
      • Wrestling federation where President Camacho got famous.
  • Technology Companies
    • Generul Electronics
      • Stupid future version of General Electronics.
    • Intelli
      • Technology company in the stupid future.
    • Omnibro
      • Computer.cash register brand in the stupid future - seen at hospital and prison.
  • Thoroughfares-Boulevards
    • Brawndo Boulevard
      • Address of the Brawndo Corporation.
  • Thoroughfares-Lanes
    • Fishers Lane
      • Address of Brawndo corporation building. Formerly the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Food and Drug Administration.
  • Tobacco Products
    • Tarrlytons Cigarettes
      • Tobacco product in the ridiculously stupid future.

      • "If you don't smoke Tarrlytons... Fuck you!"
      • "Warning: The Surgeon General Has One Lung And A Voicebox But he Could Still Kick Your Sorry Ass."
      • Manufactured by Cornholio Enterprises, a nod to Beavis & Butt-Head, also created by Mike Judge.
      • The Surgeon General appears in this ad courtesy of the Federal Government.
  • TV Shows
    • Sweet Bang Tube
      • TV show on the Masturbation Network in the stupid future.
  • TV Shows-Reality TV
    • Monday Night Rehabilitation
      • Reality show and punishment that Joe is sentenced to for not solving the world's problems, where he is attacked by monster trucks.
    • Ow! My Balls
      • TV show in the stupid future starring Hormel Chavez.
  • TV Stations-News
    • Violence Network News
      • TV network in the stupid future.
  • TV Stations-Theme
    • Masturbation Network
      • TV network in the stupid future. "Keepin' America fappin' for 300 years"
  • Vehicle Manufacturing Companies
    • Fjord
      • Stupid future version of Ford - apparently purchased by a Norwegian company.
  • Vehicles-Cars and Trucks
    • Ass Blaster
      • Monster truck from the Monday Night Rehabilitation scene.
    • Ass Dozer
      • Monster truck from the Monday Night Rehabilitation scene. The giant dick on the front rams into the wall as it's making it's entrance and it gets buried in concrete.
    • Dildozer
      • Monster truck from the Monday Night Rehabilitation scene.
  • Websites
    • Beer Online
      • Website used to order beer. "12 a Day Keep Doc Away"
    • Oogle My Google
      • Stupid future version of Google - now a porn site.
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