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  • Alcohol
    • Laigh Old Scotch Whiskey
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Whiskey that Britta recommends. It’s aged eight years, smoky, from Scotland. A little pricey, but worth. She drinks it when she’s got a reason to celebrate. (Season 6 episode Advanced Safety Feature)
  • Animals/Creatures
    • Sky Mosquitoes
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Hank Hickey: Stay your blade, Joseph Gordon. Sky spiders are as frightened of us as we are of them. Plus they eat all the sky mosquitoes. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Sky Spiders
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Abed: The four of you hear an ominous screeching. Moving upward into view, three huge, white arachnids with eagle wings. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Time-o-saurs
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Abed: Temporal mutation. In English, Doc. Simply put Mr. President, in 12 hours these dinosaurs will become time-o-saurs. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
  • Apartment and Condos
    • South Seas
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Chang plays Miyagi in a local production of The Karate Kid, featuring Daniel’s new apartment complex South Seas. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
  • Awards
    • Best Math Student
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Star Mitzvah Award that Howie Schwartz wins at his bar mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Cleanest Room
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Star Mitzvah Award that Howie Schwartz wins at his bar mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Coolest Skateboard Trick
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Star Mitzvah Award that Howie Schwartz wins at his bar mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Howie Schwartz's Star Mitzvah Awards
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Awards given out at Howie Schwartz's Bar Mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Most Handsome Young Man
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Star Mitzvah Award that Howie Schwartz wins at his bar mitzvah, where the study group is working off Abed's celebrity impersonator debt. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
  • Banks
    • Boogatron Multifinancial
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Bank on Overdrawn notice on Buzz Hickey's bulletin board. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
  • Basketball Teams
    • Cabalerros
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Basketball team. Dean Pelton: We've searched every crevice of this place, and the only treasures we've found are this CB radio, these basketball cards with white people on them, and this little rocket launcher from some action figure. (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
  • Books-Instructional
    • Air Conditioning Repair Manual
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • The guiding scriptures of the Air Conditioning Repair School, which foretells that a messianic figure will arrive, a being capable of not only fixing air conditioners but also the men who fix air conditioners. Robert Laybourne at one time believed himself to be the chosen one but later realized it was Troy Barnes. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • How to Wear a Hat
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Book that Kevin/Chang reads. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
  • Buildings and Landmarks
    • Black Tower
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Abed: Let's begin. A blood-orange sunrise crests the peaks of rage mountain, as the eight of you arrive at the troubled realm of Galindor. Ahead to the north, a bridged ravine. Beyond that, a mysterious black tower where, rumor has it, an evil necromancer dwells. Your goal: Reach to the top of the tower and destroy the necromancer, freeing the realm from his evil magic. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Chamber of Grief
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Abed: You're still at the entrance to the chamber of grief. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Gomez Hall
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Building on Greendale campus, behind Britta and Troy when they're making wishes at the fountain. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Greendale County Courthouse
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • One of the connections in Abed’s Crazy Quilt of Destiny is an article from the Greendale Communist Worker newspaper titled PUNKY PROTESTORS PERVERT PROGRESS, featuring a photograph of Britta and her anarchist collective An-Her-Chists in front of the Greendale County Courthouse. As it turns out, Jeff is also in the photo - he was the lawyer that got their case thrown out. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Hill Hall
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Building on the Greendale Community College map that the dean of City College studies, while Change watches him from the vent. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • Turek Hall
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Building on the Greendale Community College map that the dean of City College studies, while Change watches him from the vent. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
  • Cities and Towns - Joke
    • Crazy Town
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Pierce: I mean, he's certainly the craziest one of us, but, you know, we're all kind of Crazy Town banana pants. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Hijinks City
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Troy: You think two dates is crazy? Planning a dance is hijinks city, population hijinks. (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
    • Sleepytown
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Dean Pelton: Troy and Abed, off to Dreamland, catching the train to Sleepytown, and when they wake up the Dean'll be here staring at you! Sweet deans. (Season 3 episode Basic Lupine Urology)
    • Tinkle Town
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Young Shirley taunts young Jeff playing football, ultimately causing Jeff to wet his pants: I just beat this kid on the way to Tinkle Town. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
  • Classes
    • Advanced Advanced Decomp
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Advanced Breath Holding
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Advanced Claims Denial
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Class available at Greendale Community College that Annie mentions. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Antics 101
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Class offered at the Greendale Community College on Abed TV. For women only! (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Baby Talk
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Basic Grifting
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • When a clever clever con man, Professor DeSalvo, uses his class to cheat the study group, they enlist Jeff to get revenge. The situation goes awry as Britta and Dean Pelton get involved in Jeff and Professor DeSalvo's scamming competition. (Season 6 episode Grifting 101)
    • Can I Fry That?
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Unusual class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Class 101
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Fundamentals of Law
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Jeff returns to Greendale as a teacher. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Half-pipes and Hash Pipes
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Dean Pelton: So, Archie, have you heard about our Half-pipes and Hash Pipes class, taught by professor Shaun White? (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
    • The History of Ice Cream
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • When someone hacks Greendale's registration records and overbooks the History of Ice Cream class, Dean Pelton comes up with a contest called the Hunger Deans. Dean Pelton: There are 35 tests of strength and agility. The winner of each one of these contests will be awarded a red rubber ball. No ball, no ice cream. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • History of Something
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Instagram for Besties
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Intro to Italian Wines
      • New record added 4/26/2022
      • Class Jeff takes, along with Pierce and Chang. (Season 2 episode Competitive Wine Tasting)
    • Intro to Senselessness
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Introduction to Basics
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • The Joy of Pork
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Class offered at the Greendale Community College on Abed TV - seen on flier on the wall. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Ladders
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Class available at Greendale Community College. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
      • When the class is actually shown, near the end of the episode, the name written on the board beneath the professor's name is "The Anatomy of Ladders". (Season 6 episode Ladders)
      • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Learning!
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Magic Wand
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Math 1-2-3
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Nicholas Cage: Good Or Bad?
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • New course at Greendale from dramatic professor Sean Garrity. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
    • Opinions
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Abed: My final film school class is just called Opinions. Professor Taylor is scheduled to teach, but I have a rebuttal. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • P.E.E.
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Physical Education Education - class that Shirley and Troy take at Greendale. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
    • Premenopausal Postfeminist Experiential Marketing
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Class that Britta is taking. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Principles of Intermediate
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Reading?
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Rotary Phone Maintenance
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Dean Pelton: Back in 1968, Leonard got an "A" in Rotary Phone Maintenance. Since then, he's been taking every other class pass/fail to keep a perfect G.P.A. (Season 4 episode Basic Human Anatomy)
    • Simplified Chinese
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Skull Fragment Collection
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Annie: I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness were all full. (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Studyology
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • Theoretical Phys Ed
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Class option on the Fall 2010 Schedule Night School schedule. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • TV Appreciation
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Class that Abed teaches in one of the pitches for Season 7. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • VCR Repair
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • When Is It Okay to Shake a Baby?
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Frankie: Okay, so, I took an informal survey to get a sense of how Greendale is perceived. And three themes emerged: weird, passionate and gross. Now, you want to hang on to that grouping. In marketing, it's what we call the Good Belushi. If I had a magic wand, I would use it to make sure Greendale never had to grow up. I would also probably use it to cut the Magic Wand class that I noticed is actually offered here, as well as VCR Repair, a class called Ladders, and When is it Okay to Shake a Baby? In terms of hierarchy, I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say, I'm in charge, and that person is me. That's my decision. That doesn't mean that we don't work together, but all communication and decisions will go through me. I'll send out an email later to set up our next meeting. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
  • Coffee Shops
    • Hot & Brown
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Coffee shop in Greendale Mall. Coffee Jeff drinks since there's no coffee shop at Greendale anymore. Jeff: Hot 'n' Brown's coffee really wakes me up to the fact that its coffee sucks. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts) Advertised in the GCC Gazette Journal Mirror newspaper. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
  • Communication Devices
    • Totorola
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Britt's knock-off phone. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
  • Competitions
    • All Valley Karate Championships
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Chang plays Miyagi in a local production of The Karate Kid, featuring the famous All Valley Karate Championships, taking place December 19 at State University. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
  • Computers
    • Raquel
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Computer genius, anti-deodorant activist, and millionaire Russell Borchert's computer, a machine that can process feelings. (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
  • Condiments
    • Señor Kevin's Siete Layer Dip
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Dip that Abed brings to Shirley's Thanksgiving. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
  • Conditions and Diseases
    • Accusational Opposition Disorder
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Britta: For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something.
        Jeff: Don't you do way too much of that already?
        Britta: Accusational opposition disorder.
        (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
  • Counselors, Psychiatrists and Therapists
    • Dr. B. Wexler
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • One of the connections in Abed’s Crazy Quilt of Destiny is Smallwood Labs, an animal testing laboratory where Britta tries to liberate animals and Abed visits psychiatrist Dr. B. Wexler where Annie steals his prescription pad. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
  • Dance Contests
    • Dance Contest
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Jeff discovers that he'd had a locker all this time, and it's full of fliers for dances at Greendale, including the Halloween Dance, the Post-Halloween dance, the Dance Contest and the Contest Dance. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
  • Dances
    • Contest Dance
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Jeff discovers that he'd had a locker all this time, and it's full of fliers for dances at Greendale, including the Halloween Dance, the Post-Halloween dance, the Dance Contest and the Contest Dance. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Dance Pants
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Abed: I’ve run the simulations, Annie. I don't get married, I don't invent a billion dollar website that helps people have sx. I don't make in into Sundance, Slamdance or Dance Pants. Troy invents Dance Pants in 2019. Don't tell him, he needs to stumble onto it. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
    • Fancy Future Dance
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Exclusive dance, reserved for those with 5 MeowMeowBeenz. (Season 5 episode App Development and Condiments)
    • Greendale Alumni Dance
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Jeff books Natalie is Freezing for the Greendale Alumni Dance. (Season 6 episode Advanced Safety Feature)
    • Halloween Dance
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Jeff discovers that he'd had a locker all this time, and it's full of fliers for dances at Greendale, including the Halloween Dance, the Post-Halloween dance, the Dance Contest and the Contest Dance. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Halloween Scare-tacular Dance
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Greendale dance on Halloween. Trick or Dean! (Season 3 episode Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps)
    • Post-Halloween Dance
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Jeff discovers that he'd had a locker all this time, and it's full of fliers for dances at Greendale, including the Halloween Dance, the Post-Halloween dance, the Dance Contest and the Contest Dance. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
    • Spring Fling Dance
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Dance at Greendale. Mentioned. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
  • Dates
    • December 7, 1941
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Apparently, Leonard was at the attack on Pearl Harbor, at least in Jeff's imagination.
        Scunch: I’m the tech billionaire that bought this dump and cuts your paycheck.
        Leonard: If you can call that a paycheck. I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor. There were hundreds of them. The sky was black with smoke bomb.
        (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • October 8, 1943
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Pierce Hawthorne born. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • November 4, 1987
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Caroline Decker born, the Texas driver license that Britta gets for Annie so that she can get into the bar and drink with the study group for Troy's birthday party. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • June 30, 1989
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Troy: Mr. Hawthorne's panic room, one of the 27 stops on the guided tour I had to memorize before moving into Hawthorne manor. Impenetrable titanium carbonate door, hackerproof keycode access panel, and impressive video telecom screen with remote. Maximum occupancy one, with female companion. Purchased June 30, 1989. It took me forever to remember that date.
        Abed: June 30, 1989. Theatrical release of Do the Right Thing.
        (Season 4 episode Paranormal Parentage)
    • December 3, 1989
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Troy Barnes born. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • August 12, 1992
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Date that Buzz Hickey marries his ex-wife. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • December 20, 1995
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Date that Buzz Hickey divorces his ex-wife. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • May 9, 1996
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Date that Buzz Hickey's wife signed their alimony agreement. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • May 13, 1996
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Date that Buzz Hickey's wife signed their alimony agreement. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • February 3, 2009
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Weight gain” / Treatment: "exercise adjustment”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • October 15, 2009
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Troy & Abed make a deal.
        Troy: I am mad at you.
        Abed: You said you weren't. We never lie.
        Troy: I know.
        Abed: We made a deal. October 15th, 2009. Friends don't lie to each other.
        Troy: I know! I lied. Because you don't like people who tell you what to do, and I don't want to be one of those people.
        (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • September 6, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • When the study group finds a pregnancy test in Shirley's bag, she admits that she reconnected with husband on Labor Day. But according to Abed's menstrual cycle chart, she would have conceived the week before, closer to Halloween… Chang! (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 3, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Shirley described as "Quiet subdued somber" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 4, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Shirley described as "Argumentative bitchy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 6, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Shirley described as "Happy fun joy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 7, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Annie described as "Moody, sad" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 8, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Annie described as "Cry" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 9, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Annie described as "Whine" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 10, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Annie described as "Happy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 11, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Annie described as "Fun" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 12, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Britta described as "Gassy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 13, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Britta described as "Clumsy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 14, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Britta described as "Sweaty" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 15, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Britta described as "Moody" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 16, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Britta described as "Mean" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 18, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Britta described as "Serene " on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 19, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Britta described as "Stormy" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 20, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Shirley described as "Mean" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 21, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Shirley described as "Bloated" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 22, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Shirley described as "Sweaty" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • October 23, 2010
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Shirley described as "Sad" on Abed's menstrual cycle chart. Aware that he has trouble reading people and says the wrong things sometimes, Abed notices fluctuating patterns and starts graphing them, inadvertently documenting the female study group members' menstrual cycles. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
    • November 4, 2010
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Broken legs” / Treatment: "Set, casts; pain meds”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • November 15, 2010
      • New record added 4/20/2022
      • Projected date for Britta's next menstrual cycle, according to Abed's Robocop display screen and targeting system. (Season 2 episode Aerodynamics of Gender)
    • November 25, 2010
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • After accidentally scraping Dean Pelton's car and telling him he'd pay him back in acting, drama professor Sean Garrity agrees to crash Dean Pelton's Thanksgiving family dinner and accuse him of stealing his girlfriend. (Season 2 episode Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design)
    • December 3, 2010
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • The study group celebrates Troy's birthday the day before his actual birthday, which he believes is his 20th because everyone is 10 for two years because fifth grade is really hard for everyone, but it's actually his 21st. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • December 4, 2010
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Troy turns 21. He waits until he is officially 21 before heading to the bar to order a drink. But, when he get's there, he looks around, sees that his friends that have been drinking are miserable, and changes his mind. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • December 8, 2010
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Abed: My mom's Polish. She loves Christmas. Every year, she visits on the same day. December 9th. Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Together. Every year.
        Troy: But Abed, today is December 9th. It's the last day of classes.
        Abed: Yeah, that can't be right. She comes every year. Today must be December 8th. Because she comes every year.
        (Season 2 episode Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas)
    • December 9, 2010
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Abed: My mom's Polish. She loves Christmas. Every year, she visits on the same day. December 9th. Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Together. Every year.
        Troy: But Abed, today is December 9th. It's the last day of classes.
        Abed: Yeah, that can't be right. She comes every year. Today must be December 8th. Because she comes every year.
        (Season 2 episode Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas)
    • February 14, 2011
      • New record added 4/25/2022
      • Valentine's Day. Jeff blows off the Valentine's Day dance to watch the Liverpool F.C. game. Chang invites himself over along with an entire party full of people. (Season 2 episode Early 21st Century Romanticism)
    • February 15, 2011
      • New record added 4/26/2022
      • After taking too many pain pills, Pierce passes out in the park and wakes up in the hospital, where he pretends to be dying so that he can bequeath a series of cryptic and sometimes mean-spirited gifts to his study partners. Abed decides to shoot a documentary film of the situation. (Season 2 episode Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking)
    • February 21, 2011
      • New record added 4/25/2022
      • Dildopolis closed for Presidents' Day. Just kidding. Dildopolis never closes. (Season 2 episode Celebrity Pharmacology)
    • March 1, 2011
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Stress-induced incontinence” / Treatment: "Meds”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • March 17, 2011
      • New record added 4/28/2022
      • Following the study group's St. Patrick's Day adventure, Abed catches Jeff and Britta in therir underwear. (Season 2 episode Paradigms of Human Memory)
    • July 15, 2011
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Headaches” / Treatment: "Ophthalmologist referral”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • October 21, 2011
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Date of item on Pierce's official medical records form. Diagnosis: "Sleep disturbances” / Treatment: "Rest, meditation”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • October 31, 2011
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • The study group tells spooky stories instead of going to the Halloween Scare-tacular Dance. (Season 3 episode Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps)
    • November 1, 2011
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Dean Pelton: Don't forget to come by our Halloween Scare-tacular Dance, starting in the cafeteria at 9:30. Also, I had the lights rigged to flicker for Halloween!
        Jeff: It's been happening all week.
        Dean Pelton: Halloween week!
        Jeff: So the lights will work on November 1st?
        Dean Pelton: All Saint's day... Month!
        (Season 3 episode Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps)
    • March 20, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Day 1 of the war between Abed's United Forts of Pillowtown and Troy's Legit Republic of Blanketsburg rages on. Date of Shirley's text message to her husband. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • March 21, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Day 2 of the war between Abed's United Forts of Pillowtown and Troy's Legit Republic of Blanketsburg rages on. Date of Jeff's text message summoning Troy and Abed to a secret summit meeting. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • March 22, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Day 3 of the war between Abed's United Forts of Pillowtown and Troy's Legit Republic of Blanketsburg rages on. Just after dawn, the end of the war begins. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 1, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Date of items on Pierce's official medical records form, injuries suffered during the Battle of Big Bulletin Board. Item #1 - Diagnosis: "Small laceration above eye” / Treatment: "sutured”. Item #2 - Diagnosis: "Middle finger sprain” / Treatment: "Cold pack”. Item #3- Diagnosis: "Erectile Dysfunction” / Treatment: "Medication, rest”. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 19, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 20, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 21, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 22, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • April 23, 2012
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Flier on a bulletin board: "Mark your calendars because it's Dean Appreciation Week.” (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
    • May 17, 2012
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Leonard reviews Let's Potato Chips on his video channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • October 31, 2012
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Pierce accidentally locks himself in his panic room, and the study group goes to rescue him on their way to Vickie's Halloween party. (Season 4 episode Paranormal Parentage)
    • November 22, 2012
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Thanksgiving Day. Dean Pelton hosts Greendale's Annual Thanks-Living Pot Luck Dinner and Britta joins Jeff meeting his father while the rest of the study group hangs out with Shirley’s family. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • February 7, 2013
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Jeff responds to one of Chang's emails ranking Annie and Britta.
        Elroy: Oh, you guys are so suave. You're such gentlemen. You and Chang have a daily email chain ranking Annie and Britta one and two.
        Jeff: By which you mean, Chang emails me rankings every day and I don't respond.
        Britta: Except for February 7th, 2013 - Chang, Britta is one, Annie is two. Jeff - ha, yeah.
        Annie: Jeff, gross. And Britta, way to instantly memorize the exact date of your big victory.
        (Season 6 episode Basic Email Security)
    • June 13, 2013
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Date on a diagram of an Ass Crack Bandit incident, one of the many documents and newspaper clippings that open the episode, revealed to be part of Annie's scrapbook from a year earlier, before the Ass Crack Bandit's mysterious disappearance. (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
    • January 10, 2014
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Jeff helps Duncan score a date with Britta, and Abed has a Hickey encounter on his way to the movie theater. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
    • November 27, 2014
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Buzz and his son Hank bet on the Dungeons and Dragons game - if Hank kills the necromancer before Buzz does, Buzz can't go to Christmas or Thanksgiving at Aunt Rachel's. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • December 18, 2014
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Date of Greendale Times newspaper headline: “Yes, I’m on the School Board,” says Gay Dean. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
    • December 19, 2014
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Chang plays Miyagi in a local production of The Karate Kid, featuring the famous All Valley Karate Championships, taking place December 19 at State University. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
    • December 25, 2014
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Buzz and his son Hank bet on the Dungeons and Dragons game - if Hank kills the necromancer before Buzz does, Buzz can't go to Christmas or Thanksgiving at Aunt Rachel's. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
  • Doctors
    • Dr. Collins
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Annie’s doctor that she mentions when she tries to fake being sick to get out of Shirley’s Thanksgiving. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • Dr. Schroeder
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • When Jeff fakes being sick to get out of helping Annie move, Britta calls him while he shops for clothes. Acting like he's at the hospital, he tells a nurse that his primary care physician is Dr. Schroeder. Then the employee helping him fakes a P.A. announcement calling Dr. Tarpenian to Radiology. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Dr. Tarpenian
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • When Jeff fakes being sick to get out of helping Annie move, Britta calls him while he shops for clothes. Acting like he's at the hospital, he tells a nurse that his primary care physician is Dr. Schroeder. Then the employee helping him fakes a P.A. announcement calling Dr. Tarpenian to Radiology. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Dr. Zizmor
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Britta's veterinarian that's performing eye surgery on her geriatric cat Daniel. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
  • Food
    • Necropolis Pizza
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Leonard reviews Necropolis Pizza on his video channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
  • Food Companies
    • Sullivan's Trout Farm
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Jeff: The postman found Kevin here. He said he was soaking wet and smelled like fish. I know it's not a lot to go on.
        Annie: Um, it's almost too much to go on. Look, Sullivan's trout farm is just 1/4 mile away. Who do you think you're dealing with, Winger?
        (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
  • Forests
    • Forest of Frustrations
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Forest visible on Abed's map of Galindor. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
  • Fraternities and Sororities
    • Zeta Phi Tau
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Fraternity advertised on bulletin board. The best frat in town. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
  • Furniture Stores
    • Sofas
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Sofa store where Britta’s parents bought her new sleeper sofa without her knowledge. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
  • Games
    • Blazer Tag
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Game Tory and Abed play - laser tag, with sport coats. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
    • Puerto Rican-chess
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • When the study group is talking about Yahtzee - Pierce Hawthorne: Call it whatever you want... it's still Puerto Rican Chess. (Season 3 episode Remedial Chaos Theory)
  • Holidays
    • Jew Friday
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Pierce’s nickname for Black Friday. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • Tummy Tuesdays
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Annie: At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped out of my belly button.
        Britta: That's only on Tummy Tuesdays! (Season 5 episode Repilot)
  • Industrial Companies
    • Hawthorne Industries
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • When Pierce's father died, he was fired from Hawthorne Industries, so he's now on a mission to start his own business, focusing on Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
  • Institutes
    • Vertrees Culinary Institute
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • At the study group’s Christmas party, Shirley is gifted a book called The Brownie Bible, presented by the Vertrees Culinary Institute, referencing assistant art director John B. Vertrees. (Season 4 episode Intro to Knots)
  • Laboratories
    • Smallwood Labs
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • One of the connections in Abed’s Crazy Quilt of Destiny is Smallwood Labs, an animal testing laboratory where Britta tries to liberate animals and Abed visits psychiatrist Dr. B. Wexler where Annie steals his prescription pad. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
  • Magazines-Other
    • Tomorrow's Bride
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Magazine Shirley reads, preparing for her second marriage to Andre. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
  • Meat
    • Kolb Family Food Classic Ham
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods Kentucky Scrapple
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods Latin Cheddar Blast
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods Pork Loin Bacon
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods Sliced Ham
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kolb Family Foods: Polish Style Kielbasa
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Kold Family Foods Dinner Ham
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Kolb Family Foods product. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
  • Menu Items
    • BLT Just for Me
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Cheese, Cheese and Only Cheese
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Ham and Cheese Pretty Please
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Roast Beef Super Club
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
    • Top Notch-O's
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Nachos menu item that Jeff orders for Dean Pelton when Dean Pelton blackmails him into having lunch with him after catching him at the mall faking sick to get out of helping Annie move. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Veggie Snack Wraps
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Menu item on the new Super Saver Menu at Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
  • Methods, Procedures and Techniques
    • The Fat Dog
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Dance Chang introduces at the Fat Dog for Midterms dance: There's a brand-new dance, based on an old phrase, it’s called the fat dog, and it will amaze, you've heard this expression your entire life, it's not made up, it's not made up. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • Lindbergh Lean
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Dance performed at Shirley's second marriage to Andre. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
  • Military Bases
    • Fort Abed
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Abed's pillow fort. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
  • Mixed Drinks
    • Annie’s Root Beer Float
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Anus Burner
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Britta’s Bomb
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Irish Dumpster
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Jeff’s Sour Hi-Ball
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • The Too-Cool-to-Care-tini
      • New record added 4/25/2022
      • Joke Jeff makes about Britta's drink - vodka neat with four olives. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • Tuxedo #6
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley’s Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
  • Movies
    • La Dernier Film a Rome
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Movie poster on the wall in dramatic professor Sean Garrity's classroom. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
  • Movies-Fake Reboots and Sequels
    • Rambo II: First Blood, Part III
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • What Rambo III should have been called, according to Abed. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
  • Movies-Parody
    • Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Joke Jeff makes about the Raiders of the Lost Ark boulder run diorama in his and Troy's new apartment. (Season 3 episode Remedial Chaos Theory)
  • Movies-Porn
    • Chang Does Greendale
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Abed: This is pornography?
        Chang: Doy.
        Abed: You're the only actor.
        Change: So?
        Abed: What kind of lens is this?
        Change: Who cares?
        Abed: You might be a genius. Why did you do this?
        Change: What parent is going to let their kid go to a school if a porn got shot there?
        Abed: But you shot in front of a plaster wall that could be anywhere. And you're wearing your Greendale T-shirt.
        Chang: Okay genius, but the title is Chang does Greendale, oh wait.
        (Season 6 episode Basic Crisis Room Decorum)
  • Movies-Science Fiction
    • Kickpuncher (reboot)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Abed’s plans to crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed like classic Kickpuncher fall apart when he accidentally gets foam on Buzz Hickey’s duck drawings. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
    • Reverse Godzilla
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Britta reminds Abed that he once made Leonard take off his clothes and filled the living room with lizards, which he did for his movie Reverse Godzilla. (Season 6 episode Laws of Robotics & Party Rights)
  • Museum Exhibits
    • The Room Full of Mannequins Dressed as Custodians
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • During the underground paintball game, Jeff and Dean Pelton chase Custodian Lapari into the Museum of Custodial Arts, featuring exhibits The Hall of Perfectly Clean Surfaces and the Room Full of Mannequins Dressed as Custodians. (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
  • Natural Areas
    • Dark Tooth Canyon
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • You know, I think about Lisa, sitting in that hole in Darktooth canyon with little Framrok and Griknog rolling about on the wolf pelts. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Sawdust Canyon
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Joke Jeff makes during the underground paintball game when he and Dean Pelton chase Custodian Lapari into the Museum of Custodial Arts: Must be a mock jousting bridge over Sawdust Canyon. (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
  • Newspapers
    • Greendale Communist Worker
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • One of the connections in Abed’s Crazy Quilt of Destiny is an article from the Greendale Communist Worker newspaper titled PUNKY PROTESTORS PERVERT PROGRESS, featuring a photograph of Britta and her anarchist collective An-Her-Chists in front of the Greendale County Courthouse. As it turns out, Jeff is also in the photo - he was the lawyer that got their case thrown out. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Las Noticias Hispanicas De Greendale
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Newspaper at the Ass Crack Bandit press conference. Raul Lopez: Raul Lopez, Las Noticias Hispanicas De Greendale. Will this affect soccer? (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
  • Planets
    • Greendalia
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Planet from Troy and Abed's puppet show on their blanket fort wall. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Planet Christmas
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Planet from the study group's glee club song: "We are !”Planet Christmas when we sing. (Season 3 episode Regional Holiday Music)
  • Professional Organizations
    • Atlantis Guild
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Abed recognizes one of the annoying German bullies from the video game SpawnCraft. Abed: Doktor Blitz, knight of the Atlantis Guild, wielder of the four-pronged trident on SpawnCraft? (Season 4 episode Alternative History of the German Invasion)
  • Publishing Companies
    • Boogatron Publishing
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Company name on Rejected notice on Buzz Hickey's bulletin board. (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
  • Quotes
    • Abed
      • New record added 4/23/2022
      • Abed: You know I have trouble reading people and I say the wrong things sometimes, and I noticed it was happening more often with you three than it was with the others. And then I noticed fluctuating patterns and started graphing them. And by the time I realized what I was actually measuring, it had started to yield really positive results for every body, so I kept doing it. (Season 2 episode Cooperative Calligraphy)
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Abed: I was looking for you. We discovered you're the reason we all went to Greendale. You linked all of our stories. Like how the Cosmic Cube assembled the Avengers. That, and the 4-billion-dollar deal with Disney. Turns out you were always one of us. So I came to see if you wanted to get some frozen yogurt. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Abed: All this time, I wondered what it was that brought our group together. But I forgot one thing all heroes need. They need an enemy. Batman has the Joker, the Justice League has the Legion of Doom, and this study group... has me. I'm the supervillain. Why didn't I see it before? I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everybody else. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Abed: When characters feel like the show they're on is ending, their instinct is to spin off into something safer, in Jeff and Britta's case, something that would last six episodes and have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten, starring them and an equally W.A.S.P.-y brunette couple with a title like Better with My Worse Half or Awfully Wedded or Tying the Not, but "knot" is spelt without a K, or #CouplePeopleProblems, and every episode, you get to decide… (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Abed: Don't get cocky, kid. (Season 3 episode Advanced Gay)
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Abed: I wanted to make a prequel and I ruined everything. I guess it could happen to anyone. I should probably write George Lucas a note of apology. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Abed: You see, on the surface we seem like just a group of people from diverse backgrounds who have become unlikely friends. But according to my research, our paths have crossed many times. We were destined to meet. Like a team of superheroes. This is our origin story. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Abed: Take this seriously. Stay on furniture. No books, no bags. The dead can't talk. No coming back as a lava monster. Oh, and because the non-awesome often need incentive to do awesome stuff, the final survivor will win my near mint condition number one issue of Space Clone, valued by the comics authority at $50,000. (Season 5 episode Geothermal Escapism)
    • Abed & Chang
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Abed & Chang Abed: Everyone should have the same chance, don't you think... Chang?
        Change: It's not Chang. It's Kevin. How long have you known?
        Abed: Known what? Only you know who you really are. Also, you may have experimental monkey fever.
        (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Abed & Evil Abed
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Abed: My God. This is so cool.
        Evil Abed: I know. You have no idea how long I've been waiting to talk to you about it. Kind of a Superman III meets that Star Trek episode meets season three of The Cape.
        Abed: The Cape was cancelled.
        Evil Abed: Not here. They retooled it for cable, and it's awesome. Want to see it?
        Abed: Desperately.
        (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Abed & Jessica
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Abed: So you've never seen any of the Star Wars movies?
        Jessica: We were taught popular films were the work of the devil.
        Abed: Well, if you're talking about the Phantom Menace, you were taught right.
        (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
    • Abed & Shirley’s Kids
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Abed: Hey, what movie you guys gonna see?
        Shirley’s kids: The Phantom Menace. It's kind of old.
        Abed: And why do you wanna see it?
        Shirley’s kids: Because we like Star Wars.
        Abed: Okay, if you like Star Wars, why do you wanna murder it and urinate on its grave? The prequels are terrible. I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca, at some point, go, "Hey, Yoda, I know that guy"?
        Shirley’s kids: He has double light sabers.
        Abed: That's stupid. You're both stupid.
        Shirley’s kids: Well, why are you here to see the movie?
        Abed: I’m not. I go wherever it plays to warn people. You've been warned.
        (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Abed & Troy
      • New record added 4/24/2022
      • Abed: My mom's Polish. She loves Christmas. Every year, she visits on the same day. December 9th. Every year, we sit and watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Together. Every year.
        Troy: But Abed, today is December 9th. It's the last day of classes.
        Abed: Yeah, that can't be right. She comes every year. Today must be December 8th. Because she comes every year.
        (Season 2 episode Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas)
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Abed: It's cool that Andre and Shirley are getting married again. There's a whole generation of viewers that didn't get to see the original.
        Troy: Let's hope it's more of a Bale than a Kilmer situation.
        (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
    • Alan Connor
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Alan Connor: Scout’s honor, Sinead O’Connor. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • Annie
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Annie: Futurza. They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals. They invented fibromyalgia and the cure for fibromyalgia. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Annie: I'd be depressed right now if these samples from work weren't giving me a new outlook on life. If you're interested in learning more, ask your doctor if Joyvatrex is right for you. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
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      • Annie: Well I want to live in the same home for more than a year, order wine without feeling nervous, have a resume full of crazy mistakes instead of crazy lies. I want stories and wisdom, perspective. I wanna have so much behind me I'm not a slave to what's in front of me, especially these flavorless unremarkable Marvel movie. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Annie: Relaxabrex doesn't make you give up on your dreams. That's a side effect. (Season 5 episode Repilot)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Annie: They can advertise things without you knowing? Is that legal? It sounds like brain Windexing. (Season 6 episode Advanced Safety Feature)
    • Annie & Britta
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Annie: You're just in time for Jeff's closing statements.
        Britta: Who cares? Everything is terrible.
        Annie: Oh, no. Have you been watching Dance Moms again?
        Britta: I'm thinking of dyeing my hair.
        (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Annie: At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped out of my belly button.
        Britta: That's only on Tummy Tuesdays!
        (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Annie, Abed & Pierce
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Annie: Abed, Shirley is our friend, and we're guests in her home. We need a plan that won't hurt her feelings, or damage her property.
        Abed: Definitely don't look behind that poster, then.
        Pierce: I could pretend to have a stroke. Do a gibberish foreign language. What if I did a gibberish foreign language like Star Wars? You'd like that, I bet. Dick.
        (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
    • Britta
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Britta: Without anxiety to keep your vanity in check, you are vulnerable to a syndrome called hyper-narcissosis. Okay, look. This apple is your ego. Imagine it expanding to the point of critical mass, taking over your whole personality, making you an uncontrollable monster. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Britta: Corporate America has destroyed love. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Britta: How long does peyote last? I’m just asking for a friend. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Britta: Look, I know some things have gotten too simple and other things have gotten too complicated, but we still have a legacy and a job in this country. We're the colony so high maintenance the British gave up. We're so obnoxious the French sent us a statue. Nobody tells us to shut up. And yes, I know that our wealth is no longer distributed, and yes, our democracy has been hijacked and turned into a puppet show about two fake parties that are controlled by a cartel of monopolies, and yes, if our votes had any real power they'd be illegal. (Season 6 episode Basic Email Security)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Britta: Yeah, well, if I wanted the Government in my uterus, id fill it with oil and hispanic voters. (Season 5 episode Cooperative Polygraphy)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Britta: Who’s there, bitch? Floor! Floor! (Season 5 episode Analysis of Geothermal Escapism)
      • New record added 4/28/2022
      • Britta: No probl-o, Rob Lowe. (Season 2 episode Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts)
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Britta: You're monsters! You're Hitlers! You're racist pedophiles! You're the opposites of Batman! (Season 3 episode Origins of Vampire Mythology)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Britta: Here’s the deal, Jessica Biel. (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Britta & Abed
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Britta: So you're saying we're all connected like the classic French film trilogy Bleu, Blanc, Rouge?
        Abed: No, like something more accessible. Like Unbreakable.
        (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Britta & Jeff
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Britta: For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something.
        Jeff: Don't you do way too much of that already?
        Britta: Accusational opposition disorder.
        (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Britta: For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something.
        Jeff: Don't you do way too much of that already?
        Britta: Accusational opposition disorder.
        (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Britta & Troy
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Britta: I wish to end all wars.
        Troy: That's another rule. No wishes containing the word “all.” Guaranteed ironic consequences.
        Britta: I don't think anyone's gonna miss wars.
        Troy: Star Wars, Thumb Wars, wow, Storage Wars!
        (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Buzz Hickey
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Buzz Hickey: Get outta here. Place is a zoo. The trick is, you gotta show the other baboons you got a bigger, redder ass. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Buzz Hickey: I'm a monster? I was in the storm drain lair of the Black River Ripper. I have seen human heads used for things other than heads, so best not be calling me a monster. (Season 5 episode Introduction to Teaching)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Buzz Hickey: If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you twice. (Season 5 episode Basic Story)
    • Chang
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Chang: Thank you, everyone, for joining in my celebration. As many of you know, I ate my twin sister in utero. So on my birthday, I try to remember I'm a winner. This one's for you, Connie. And a-one, a-two, a Chang, Chang, Chang-four. (Season 3 episode The First Chang Dynasty)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Chang: Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne. (Season 3 episode The First Chang Dynasty)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Chang: It's a prescription throne. I have back mumps. Don't look it up. It's rare. (Season 3 episode The First Chang Dynasty)
    • Change (as Chief Starr)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Change (as Chief Starr): Who am I? What's my motivation? Why am I doing or saying anything that I am saying or doing, I need more, I need more than what I'm getting. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • City College commercial
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • City College commercial: You work hard to earn your degree, and your school should work hard to make that degree valuable. So, why is Greendale Community College giving degrees to dogs? In 2001, a Staffordshire terrier mix named Ruffles took up residence on Greendale's campus. By 2008, Ruffles had earned a Bachelor's Degree. Not a two year degree, a four year degree. Where will you get your degree? If the answer is Greendale, prepare to get boned. Paid for by City College, license 264392. (Season 6 episode Basic Crisis Room Decorum)
    • Dean Pelton
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Dean Pelton: Troy and Abed, off to Dreamland, catching the train to Sleepytown, and when they wake up the Dean'll be here staring at you! Sweet deans. (Season 3 episode Basic Lupine Urology)
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Dean Pelton: Release the whores. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Dean Pelton: Quick announcement for two of Greendale's finest. Payday is postponed until next week, so this is my freestyle rap apology: Well, I'm a peanut bar, and I'm here to say, your checks will arrive on another day. Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another stuffed shirt with another white collar. Criminals, Wall Street, takin' the pie, and all the black man gets is a plate of white lies. Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em, rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em, Barack Obama is scared of me! 'Cause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free! Let me clear my throat, ah-ha, ah-ha... I don't know what that was, I don't. I don't know what that was. (Season 5 episode VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing)
    • Dean Pelton & Jeff
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Dean Pelton: A cleaner Greendale is like a healthier cigarette. We're tobacco.
        Jeff: No, we are not tobacco. We are Robert Downey Jr. He was so high he was crawling into people's windows. Now he's Iron Man. We self destruct like this because we'd rather be heroes than villains than just kind of sucky people, that need to work a lot at getting less sucky.
        (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Dean Pelton: Don't forget to come by our Halloween Scare-tacular Dance, starting in the cafeteria at 9:30. Also, I had the lights rigged to flicker for Halloween!
        Jeff: It's been happening all week.
        Dean Pelton: Halloween week!
        Jeff: So the lights will work on November 1st?
        Dean Pelton: All Saint's day... Month!
        (Season 3 episode Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps)
    • Devin's Wife
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Devin's wife: Devin, you pick up that phone right now and you call these people and you tell 'em you want this part. These VCR games is where everything is headed. Can't you see that? You just became the Luke Skywalker of the new Star Wars. We've gotta move. (Season 5 episode VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing)
    • Dildopolis P.A.
      • New record added 4/25/2022
      • Dildopolis P.A.: It's 2 a.m., time for Dildopolis' Night Own deals. Please be advised, we will be closed for Presidents' Day. Just kidding. Dildopolis never closes. At Dildopolis, your privacy is our top concern. All store purchases will show up on your credit card as ABC Dildos, Incorporated. (Season 2 episode Celebrity Pharmacology)
    • Dr. Heidi
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Dr. Heidi: Well, there is a place called Greendale, and you all spent three years there, but it was not a community college. These memories that you people have been sharing are a shared psychosis. You were patients there together, you were released together, and I am alarmed to see that you are now relapsing together. Search your mind for the real memories. Try to look past the trauma you've been blocking out. You all came to this community college after your lives had fractured. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Elroy
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Elroy: Oh, now that's the way to handle meatballs. And look at you. Working that asparagus. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Elroy: My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people. It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the 90s, this face, this voice, they're either gonna help you or hold you back. So, you tap the gas, because well, why tap the brake? I learned the cheat code. White people like encouragement. It really doesn't matter what for. I never felt like a sellout. I never laugh at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue. The thing is, and this will sound racist, white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other. So, the day you start telling them, hey, just do what you're doing! You feel like a superhero. But, what's the danger? Why'd I stop? You know, same as anything else that makes you feel good. If you don't put a lid on it. There's no lid. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Elroy: All right! Now there's a man who knows his meatballs. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Elroy: Now, that's a container for liquid. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Elroy: You bet your sweet ass I saw Lawnmower Man. I consulted on it. Took Brigitte Nielsen to the premiere. We were building worlds within worlds. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
    • Elroy & Abed
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Elroy: So, let's crap out this piece of crap.
        Abed: That attitude concerns me.
        (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Frankie
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Frankie: Are you - I don't know how to… I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now. Because all of the questions I have right now are rhetorical and they end with the word idiot. Do you know what a rhetorical… no, of course you don't know what that is, you're an idiot. I'm sorry, I am so sorry. But you're so stupid. You have no idea. And you're the only one who has no idea, because guess why? Don't answer that, you'll get it wrong. So dumb. You're just a dumb little man who tries to destroy this school every minute. I am sorry. I'm so sorry. (Season 6 episode Advanced Safety Feature)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Frankie: Oh God no, I never hope. Hope is pouting in advance. Hope is faith's richer, bitchier sister. Hope is the deformed addict bound incest monster offspring of entitlement and fear. My life results tripled the year I gave up hope and every game on my phone that had anything to do with farming. What's true will be true, Annie. Our job is to deal with that truth. (Season 6 episode Basic Crisis Room Decorum)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Frankie: Shut up, Leonard. You are… You are old. And you deserve less, because of your age. I don't, I don't actually believe that. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to… and everybody here is a… is a fart, a living fart from the butt of a lesser god! (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Gobi Nadir & Abed
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Gobi Nadir: Just walk over there right now and apologize to the theater manager.
        Abed: Midichlorians. Midichlorians!
        Gobi Nadir: Fine. Then you're not going to film school!
        (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Howie Schwartz
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Howie Schwartz: I love you, dad! I knew you'd invite the Hulk! (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Jeff
      • New record added 4/29/2022
      • Jeff: I have a developmental disorder. Star Wars, Star Wars, cool cool cool. (Season 3 episode Competitive Ecology)
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Jeff: Hot 'n' Brown's coffee really wakes me up to the fact that its coffee sucks. (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Jeff: If I have to start drinking in the men's room, the score in my head has to change from Trent Reznor to Johnny Cash doing Trent Reznor. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Jeff: I'll go see if I can get the school's money back. You keep White Morpheus inside the Matrix. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Jeff: Oh, great! Gilbert! Oh, great! Evil Jedi lightning Gilbert! (Season 3 episode Digital Estate Planning)
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Jeff: I'm so confident now, I can pull things off I never dreamed possible. Look. Aviators. Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways. (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Jeff: I don't wanna be fine. I wanna be 25 and heading out into the world. I wanna fall asleep on a beach and be able to walk the next day, or stay up all night on accident. I wanna wear a t-shirt without looking like I forgot to get dressed. I want to be terrified of AIDS, I want to have an opinion about those, boring ass Marvel movies. And I want those opinions to be of any concern to the people making them. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
    • Jeff & Abed
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Jeff: I don't care what tricks or nonsense you have in your scrapbook, Martha Stewart, but there's no way you're gonna get me to believe there's some outside force controlling my destiny.
        Abed: And I think you used that particular phrasing because I know you've seen Star Wars.
        Jeff: Everybody's seen Star Wars.
        Abed: Yes, but you first saw it when it was re-released in 1982 at the Greendale Palladium at 4:15 in the afternoon. And it was the best time you ever had with your father.
        (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Jeff & Annie
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Jeff: I'm really having trouble coming up with a toast.
        Annie: I find that hard to believe, Jeff. You once convinced Troy that turtlenecks were made of turtles' necks.
        Jeff: It's true, my superpower is that I can assume any position that suits my purpose. In that example... Keeping turtlenecks as an option for myself, down the road. But I do have a kryptonite. It's so obvious to me that marriage is dumb, I can't even pretend to get behind it.
        (Season 3 episode Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts)
    • Jeff & Britta
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Jeff: I can't stop thinking this school might be in trouble because of this bridge-collapsing guy.
        Britta: He's the one making bad bridges. That's like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies.
        (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Jeff & Dean Pelton
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Jeff: Please tell me you're breaking into that condo.
        Dean Pelton: No, I bought it. Now we'll be like almost roomies. Oh, good, you got wine. I've got friends with benefits. No subtext.
        (Season 4 episode History 101)
    • Jeff & We Mei
      • New record added 4/26/2022
      • Jeff: Lingering scent, full body, perfect nose.
        We Mei: Very nice wine.
        Jeff: I was talking about you. Jeff Winger.
        (Season 2 episode Competitive Wine Tasting)
    • Jeff, Abed & Troy
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Jeff: Abed, it's amazing. I mean, yes, 2008 was the height of the slightly sour frozen yogurt craze, but... that still doesn't explain it. Maybe we really were all meant to be together. I'm not sure I understand it, but maybe we don't have to. What I do know is that the ways our paths crossed, even when they were bad, all led us to this point.
        Abed: And I wouldn't have it any other way. So what you're saying is that we're all each other's Uncle Ben's murder.
        Troy: And we're all Spider-Men.
        Jeff: Yeah. Let's say I'm saying that.
        (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Kat
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Kat: Super duper, Mr. Cooper. (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
    • Koogler
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Koogler: I guess I have what you might call an aversion to education. (Season 5 episode App Development and Condiments)
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Koogler: Gentlemen... Assume the party. (Season 5 episode App Development and Condiments)
    • Leonard
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Leonard: School's out, bitches. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Leonard: Hello, everybody. I'm Leonard. And I'm here today to review Let's Potato Chips. $1.79 at Kroger's. Ah, can't get this sucker open... Ah, there we are. Now, I've already had some of these, but let's see. Mmmm! Crispy. Mmmm… Salty, not too greasy. That one's shaped like a duck. Well, I guess that's definitely a buy. That's it. Let's Potato Chips are good, and they're a buy. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • Leonard (as Dracula)
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Leonard (as Dracula): I feel the force. What? I don't feel the force. I'm not allowed to. What do I feel? I feel Dracula force. I feel Dracula signals. (Season 6 episode Intro to Recycled Cinema)
    • Magnitude
      • New record added 4/25/2022
      • Magnitude: Yo, yo, yo, pop pop! (Season 2 episode Early 21st Century Romanticism)
    • Officer Cackowski
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Officer Cackowski: How's everything otherwise? Stoked for Avengers? Avengers? Avengers? Avengers? I hear Marvel got really hands on this time, they really pinned in Joss Whedon creatively, so how can that go wrong? Okay, see ya. (Season 6 episode Basic Email Security)
    • Pierce
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Pierce: I mean, he's certainly the craziest one of us, but, you know, we're all kind of Crazy Town banana pants. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Pierce: Sounds like this has been a game-changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last second, I made an adjustment. Okay, I didn't really avoid sitting on them. I sat right on them. Hurt like hell. I saw eagles. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Pierce: Easy-peezy George and Wheezy. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
      • New record added 4/26/2022
      • Pierce: Hey, Vicki. Vicki, look at me. I'm going to crush you. I'm gonna eat your brains, Vicki. I'm gonna slurp them right out of that melon you call a head. (Season 2 episode Intro to Political Science)
    • Pierce Hologram
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Pierce hologram: Continue on this path, and you might miss your last chance to see the Pierce Hawthorne Museum of Gender Sensitivity and Sexual Potency on the central quad. The museum and this hologram were donated in compliance with a court order I'm not allowed to discuss. Let's just say some women can't take a compliment. What I am allowed to discuss is Greendale, and ill say this... Don't turn your back on it. Take it from a man with no legal right to be there. You're in a special place. A crappy place, sure, but only because it gives crappy people a chance to sort themselves out. Did I sound gay at the end? Do you want to do another take? (Season 5 episode Repilot)
    • Shirley
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Shirley: I just beat this kid on the way to Tinkle Town. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Shirley: And Andre's going as Han Solo. The boys are stormtroopers and little baby Ben is an Ewok. (Season 4 episode Paranormal Parentage)
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Shirley: Those people up there, they may be rude, they may be pushy, they may have come to some wrongheaded conclusions about Batman and Robin. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Shirley: Yeah, he's just unique, like a snowflake who gets bent out of shape when you mix up Star Wars and Space Treks. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Shirley & Abed
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Shirley: These aren't plot holes, Abed. This is my life.
        Abed: But this kind of connection only makes our origin story more compelling. Like how awesome it is when Uncle Ben is murdered in Spider-Man.
        (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
    • Todd
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Todd: We are here to witness the union of Garrett and Stacy in the eyes of, well in the eyes of whatever power you choose. Personally, I find the notion of choosing to be needlessly limited. What if I'm capable of total contradiction? What if science and religion were mine to wield as I choose? What if I'm God? What if I'm God? It is likely that I am not, but I think it's totally out of line to take that possibility off of the table. (Season 6 episode Wedding Videography)
    • Troy
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Troy: Yeah, thanks, Sharon. I never thought about it that way. Batman is sort of gay. (Season 4 episode Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations)
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Troy: I am the truest repairman. And this man is a dishonor to making air conditioners work good. And I have the right to challenge him... In the sun chamber. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Troy: What's up, girl? How you livin'? (Season 3 episode Advanced Gay)
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Troy: This guy's like human fro-yo. (Season 3 episode Regional Holiday Music)
    • Troy & Abed
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Troy: I am mad at you.
        Abed: You said you weren't. We never lie.
        Troy: I know.
        Abed: We made a deal. October 15th, 2009.
        Abed: Friends don't lie to each other.
        Troy: I know! I lied. Because you don't like people who tell you what to do, and I don't want to be one of those people.
        (Season 3 episode Contemporary impressionists)
    • Troy & LeVar Burton
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Troy: Actually, I never thought id see you again. I have a couple Star Trek questions, if you don't mind.
        LeVar Burton: No, go ahead.
        What time did you guys have to get up in the morning? Does every writer write for one character? What's a best boy? I saw it in the credits once. Why don't they call it Planet Trek? You never go to a star. Not one episode.
        (Season 5 episode Analysis of Cork-Based Networking)
    • Troy 5 & Britta 5
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Troy 5: I’m standing here in timeline five, where things are pretty much normal.
        Britta 5: Normal? Troy, people are on fire in Nairobi. You call that normal? I've become much more conscious of world issues since Troy and I decided to give our baby an African name. Isn't that right, Chewbacca? It means, "He who hunts bounties."
        (Season 4 episode Advanced Introduction to Finality)
    • Troy, Sophie B. Hawkins & Abed
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Troy: Can you do one where you wish you had some ice cream?
        Sophie B. Hawkins: Damn, I wish I had some ice cream.
        Abed: Okay, can you do one where you wish I was Batman?
        Sophie B. Hawkins: Fine, but this is the last one… Damn, I wish Abed was Batman.
        Troy: Ah, it’s just so good!
        Abed: I love so much!
        (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
    • Vice Dean Robert Laybourne
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Vice Dean Robert Laybourne: The true repairman will repair man. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
    • Vice President Joe Biden
      • New record added 4/26/2022
      • Vice President Joe Biden: You know, I just had a dream that I was a regular president. (Season 2 episode Intro to Political Science)
    • Vicki
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Vicki: My name is Vicki! Tell my story! (Season 5 episode Analysis of Geothermal Escapism)
  • Recipes
    • Bagel Bites in a Deconstructed Hot Pocket Reduction with a Doritos Glaze
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Hors d'oeuvre that Troy prepares. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • Horse Meat S’mores
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Shirley: All right, and I can make some s'mores out of horse meat, and s'more horse meat. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
    • Lobster Bacon Mashed Potatoes
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Side dish that Jeff ate at Britta’s parents house. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
  • Restaurants-Mexican
    • Salsa Von Taco's
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Tex-Mex place Dean Pelton mentioned to Professor Duncan. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
  • Robot Models
    • Blorgon
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Robot from Abed and Troy's favorite TV show Inspector Spacetime. (Season 3 episode Advanced Gay) Robot seen in a clip from the Inspector Spacetime TV show. (Season 4 episode Conventions of Space and Time)
    • Glorbons
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • According to Abed, in a parallel universe blorgons - robots from the Inspector Spacetime TV show - are called glorbons. (Season 3 episode Digital Estate Planning)
    • Horse-bot 3000
      • New record added 4/30/2022
      • Robot from Troy and Abed's puppet show on their blanket fort wall. (Season 3 episode Studies in Modern Movement)
    • Pharoahbots
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Immortal automatons from the Inspector Spacetime TV show. (Season 4 episode Conventions of Space and Time)
    • S.P.I.D.E.R.
      • New record added 5/3/2022
      • Solar-Powered Infiltration, Delivery, Engagement & Recovery System, Mark II. City College Dean Stephen Spreck’s giant spider robot. (Season 4 episode Heroic Origins)
  • Rules
    • Troy's Law
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • So please approve the Dean's new security measure called "Troy's law," because a camera in the bathroom... Is better than a quarter in your butt. (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
  • School Clubs
    • Old Timey Photo Club
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Chang is in an old timey photo on the wall à la The Shining, except it is captioned, “Old Timey Photo Club”. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
  • Schools-Other
    • Fatboy Slim's DJ School
      • New record added 5/5/2022
      • Dean Pelton: Welcome back to Greendale, now ranking fifth on Colorado's alphabetical listing of community colleges. Rest in peace, FatBoy Slim's DJ School. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
  • Social Media Apps
    • MugScroll
      • New record added 5/4/2022
      • Professor Duncan: Real fans call him Dave. I got to go backstage once and meet the whole band, everyone... Except Dave. There's a whole album of photos online if you go to... you actually wouldn't be able to access it. I use an older, British form of Facebook called MugScroll. (Season 5 episode Basic Intergluteal Numismatics)
    • Record Scratch
      • New record added 4/28/2022
      • Abed's new app that plays the sound of a record scratch, which he uses after Jeff exposes Pierce's fiancée as attempting a takeover of Hawthorne Wipes. (Season 2 episode Competitive Wine Tasting)
  • Thoroughfares-Avenues
    • Raymondson Avenue
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Address of Pierce's doctor in Greendale, Mr. Dr. Benjamin Rosenrosen, M.D., L.L.P., as listed on his official medical records form. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
  • Thoroughfares-Other
    • Moffett Pass
      • New record added 5/6/2022
      • Where the study group breaks down in Elroy's RV. (Season 6 episode Basic RV Repair and Palmistry)
  • Thoroughfares-Roads
    • Cranesworth Road
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Pierce's address in Greendale. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
  • Time Travel
    • Time Booth
      • New record added 5/2/2022
      • Inspector Spacetime’s time travel ship that Abed mentions. (Season 3 episode Curriculum Unavailable)
    • X7 Dimensionizer
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Abed as Inspector Spacetime: I am Inspector Spacetime. And I know that which is unknown. Duty-bound to protect a universe of innocent unremarkables, I patrol it in the X7 Dimensionizer with my loyal constable, Reggie. This week, however, Reggie has been forced to go to lunch. So I'm aboard the much crappier H.M.S. Spacetime 12, from the worst season ever, with temporary constable, Geneva. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
  • Trains
    • The Human Being Railway!
      • New record added 5/1/2022
      • Dean Pelton's into trains now: "Whoo! Whoo! All aboard the Human Being Railway!” (Season 3 episode Origins of Vampire Mythology)
  • Trivia
    • Alex Starburns' last name. (Season 3 episode Course Listing Unavailable)
    •  Rhoads
       Wylde
       Osbourne
      • Annie's stuffed plush animal frog's name. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
      •  Alan
         Nathan
         Adam
        • Annie's stuffed plush animal kangaroo's name. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
        •  Ruthie
           Charlotte
           Wendy
          • Britta's geriatric cat getting eye surgery. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
          •  Samantha
             Daniel
             Jack
            • Britta’s cat that bites Chang. (Season 6 episode Lawnmower Maintenance & Postnatal Care)
            •  Avram
               Noam
               Chomsky
              • Buzz Hickey's grandson. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
              •  Nagini
                 Sebastian
                 Crowley
                • Chang's number one, a 4'10", 105-pound bucket of piss and zit cream. (Season 3 episode The First Chang Dynasty)
                •  Hal
                   Ziggy
                   Joshua
                  • Dean Pelton's full name. (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
                  •  Dean Theophilus Pelton
                     Craig Cyril Pelton
                     Craig Isadore Pelton
                    • Jeff and Annie's child's name when Jeff imagines their future together. (Season 6 episode Emotional Consequences of Broadcast Television)
                    •  Ariel
                       Ursula
                       Sebastian
                      • Jeff mentions that Britta used to have a cat named? (Season 4 episode Herstory of Dance)
                      •  Ida B. Wells
                         Hannah G. Solomon
                         Susan B. Anthony
                        • Jeff's chocolate lab growing up that used to wake him up by licking his feet. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
                        •  Rosie
                           Kevin
                           Walter
                          • Jeff's pencil. (Season 1 Pilot episode)
                          •  Steve
                             Tom
                             Ted
                            • Mr. Sullivan’s dog’s name. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
                            •  Chang
                               Ben
                               Kevin
                              • Pierce's full name. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
                              •  Piercenald Zaius Hawthorne
                                 Piercenald Lucius Hawthorne
                                 Piercenald Cornelius Hawthorne
                                • Pierce's German Shepherd growing up that followed him to school every day. (Season 4 episode Economics of Marine Biology)
                                •  Walter
                                   Kevin
                                   Rosie
                                  • Pierce's middle name.
                                  •  Nikolaevna
                                     Anastasia
                                     Romanov
                                    • Pierce’s childhood nanny. (Season 3 episode Digital Estate Planning)
                                    •  Etta
                                       Bessie
                                       Minnie
                                      • Troy’s bird's name when he was growing up. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
                                      •  Abed
                                         Troy
                                         Jeff
                                        • Troy’s cat’s name when he was growing up. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
                                        •  Troy
                                           Jeff
                                           Abed
                                          • Troy’s hamster’s name when he was growing up. (Season 4 episode Advanced Documentary Filmmaking)
                                          •  Troy
                                             Jeff
                                             Abed
                                            • Young Shirley's nickname when she's playing foosball. (Season 3 episode Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism)
                                            •  Burly Brie
                                               Big Cheddar
                                               Massive Mozzarella
                                            • TV Shows
                                              • Forensic Files
                                                • New record added 4/30/2022
                                                • TV show Shirley mentions, what she says Pierce is probably watching when he's not helping with Dean Pelton's commercial. (Season 3 episode Documentary Filmmaking: Redux) TV show Shirley asks her husband to record for her. (Season 3 episode Pillows and Blankets)
                                              • The Nanny (German Version)
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • When one of annoying German bullies laughs evilly in history class, he claims he was recalling a very funny episode of the German version of The Nanny. (Season 4 episode Alternative History of the German Invasion)
                                              • Rimples and Splikket
                                                • New record added 5/4/2022
                                                • Professor Duncan: Do you know Rimples and Splikket? They were the British Laurel and Hardy. Most of their stuff is timeless, but you do need to know that the prime minister went to Oxford, not Cambridge, as the sketch implies. (Season 5 episode Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality)
                                              • Tying the Not
                                                • New record added 5/5/2022
                                                • Abed: When characters feel like the show they're on is ending, their instinct is to spin off into something safer, in Jeff and Britta's case, something that would last six episodes and have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten, starring them and an equally W.A.S.P.-y brunette couple with a title like Better with My Worse Half or Awfully Wedded or Tying the Not, but "knot" is spelt without a K, or #CouplePeopleProblems, and every episode, you get to decide… (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
                                            • TV Shows-Specials
                                              • Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special
                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                • The study group watches the long lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special with Abed. (Season 3 episode Regional Holiday Music)
                                            • Units of Time
                                              • Centon
                                                • New record added 5/6/2022
                                                • Space Elder Frankie: So sad what happened here, all those centons ago. So sad. So preventable. Space Elder Abed, can you reach backward with your mind and save our species? (Season 6 episode Basic RV Repair and Palmistry)
                                              • Galactic Time Units
                                                • New record added 5/6/2022
                                                • Title card before far future flash forward: Thirty standard galactic time units later (Season 6 episode Basic RV Repair and Palmistry)
                                            • Universities
                                              • State University
                                                • New record added 5/5/2022
                                                • Chang plays Miyagi in a local production of The Karate Kid, featuring the famous All Valley Karate Championships, taking place December 19 at State University. (Season 6 episode Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing)
                                            • Vehicle Models - Aircraft
                                              • Rattler
                                                • New record added 5/5/2022
                                                • Cobra jet. (Season 5 episode G.I. Jeff)
                                            • Vehicle Models - Assault
                                              • HISS Tank
                                                • New record added 5/5/2022
                                                • Cobra tank. (Season 5 episode G.I. Jeff)
                                            • Video Games
                                              • SpawnCraft
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • Abed recognizes one of the annoying German bullies from the video game SpawnCraft. Abed: Doktor Blitz, knight of the Atlantis Guild, wielder of the four-pronged trident on SpawnCraft? (Season 4 episode Alternative History of the German Invasion)
                                            • Video Rental
                                              • Movie Trolley
                                                • New record added 5/3/2022
                                                • Troy: Speaking of anniversaries, it is the third anniversary of me and Abed watching Freaky Friday for the first time. Movie Trolley is having an "End of the Video Store Chain Industry" sale, so I got you a six-pack of "body switching" movies and a two-year-old box of Raisinets, all for under five bucks. (Season 4 episode Basic Human Anatomy)
                                            • Videos
                                              • Cardboard Rounds Do Catch Fire!!!
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                              • Dip Vs. Salsa Debate Solved!!!
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                              • Frozen Food Reviews: Eugenio's Four Cheese
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                              • Necropolis Pizza: Box Too Hard to Open
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                              • Poll Results: Best Way to Open Bag of Chips
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                              • Tips to Keep Temp Up in Frozen Food Aisle
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • Video on Leonard’s online channel. (Season 3 episode Introduction to Finality)
                                            • Virtual Reality
                                              • Annie/Annie
                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                • Virtual simulation that Abed executes in the Dreamatorium when Annie says she wants to be alone. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
                                              • Greendale Hospital School
                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                • Virtual simulation that Abed executes in the Dreamtorium. It's a sexy emotional school where doctors save lives and make love, often simultaneously. “Our stories, ripped from the headlines. Our passions, unbridled. Our cafeteria, eh…” (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
                                              • Troy/Britta
                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                • Virtual simulation that Abed executes in the Dreamatorium to show Annie why Troy and Britta getting together. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)
                                            • Weapons
                                              • Bling Ring
                                                • New record added 5/5/2022
                                                • Weapon visible on Abed's map of Galindor. (Season 5 episode Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons)
                                              • Penis Flytrap
                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                • The deadliest weapon of them all, according to Pierce. (Season 3 episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design)
                                            • Weapons-Guns
                                              • Green Meanies
                                                • New record added 5/6/2022
                                                • Paintball pellets. Koogler: Let me show you what I've got here. All right, these are blue travelers. I think I've got some sarcastic mellow yellows in here. Those are great. And these are green meanies. They explode on contact, and they mark your target with paint. (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
                                              • Sarcastic Mellow Yellows
                                                • New record added 5/6/2022
                                                • Paintball pellets. Koogler: Let me show you what I've got here. All right, these are blue travelers. I think I've got some sarcastic mellow yellows in here. Those are great. And these are green meanies. They explode on contact, and they mark your target with paint. (Season 6 episode Modern Espionage)
                                            • Websites
                                              • The Troy and Abed Podcast
                                                • New record added 5/2/2022
                                                • Troy and Abed: It's the Troy and Abed Podcast.
                                                  Abed: Sponsored by Shirley's Sandwiches, home of the fried chicken skin wrap.
                                                  Troy: Is it inside? Is it outside? You find out. (Season 4 episode Alternative History of the German Invasion)
                                            • Words in other Languages
                                              • Blogon
                                                • New record added 5/1/2022
                                                • Thank you in Blorgon. (Season 3 episode Virtual Systems Analysis)

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