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THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series
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  • Homer Simpson (outgoing phone answering machine message: Hi. This is Jerry Maguire. Show the the message. SHOW ME THE MESSAGE! (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)

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  • Airlines
    • Air China New record added 5/1/2021
      • The Simpsons fly to China so Selma can adopt a baby. (Season 16 episode Goo Goo Gai Pan)
  • Arenas, Fields and Stadiums
    • Capital City Stadium New record added 4/14/2021
      • Homer performs the halftime show for Superbowl XXXIX at Capital City Stadium. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Awards
    • Assault Weapon Magazine Man of The Year Award New record added 4/16/2021
      • Bart sneaks out of the house to attend the Murder 4 Life Benefit all star concert at Springfield Coliseum, featuring rappers Da Glock Pointaz, Romeo Smoov, Queen Booty Shaykah, M.C. Champagne Millionaire and Assault Weapon Magazine's Man of the Year - Alcatraaaz. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Bars and Night Clubs
    • Clubi New record added 4/14/2021
      • Nightclub seen in video shown on Jock Center, the sports news show that decries the professional athletes using the dances they bought from Homer when scoring goals just to get in their highlight reel. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
    • The League of Extra-Horney Gentlemen New record added 4/14/2021
      • Gay bar across the street from Moe's. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
    • The Nag and Weasel New record added 4/14/2021
      • When Homer and Marge become co-owners of Moe's, Marge convinces him to turn it into a British pub. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
  • Beverages-Beer
    • Fuhgetaboutit New record added 4/14/2021
      • Moe Szyslak: Here, Homer. Have a big frosty mug of fuhgetaboutit. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
  • Books-Instructional
    • Math Safari New record added 4/26/2021
      • With Lisa's restraining order preventing Bart from being in the same building, Willy teaches bart in his shed. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
  • Books-Reference
    • The Bible For Wise-asses New record added 4/14/2021
      • Book where Bart finds a bunch of sexy facts about the Bible. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Breakfast Cereal
    • Heartland Oatmeal New record added 5/1/2021
      • Product being exported to the U.S.A. at the Chinese airport. (Season 16 episode Goo Goo Gai Pan)
  • Candy and Sweets
    • America's Choice Apple Pie New record added 5/1/2021
      • Product being exported to the U.S.A. at the Chinese airport. (Season 16 episode Goo Goo Gai Pan)
  • Carnivals and Circuses
    • Save Our Park Charity Carnival New record added 4/14/2021
      • The Simpsons visit Springfield Park to find it has gone downhill. Marge suggests a carnival to save the park, but there's already one in progress. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Chips and Crackers
    • Chintzy-pop Popcorn New record added 4/16/2021
      • Chief Wiggum's and Milhouse's father's favorite popcorn. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Churches, Religions and Religious Organizations
    • The Church of Matri-Money New record added 4/24/2021
      • After becoming an ordained minister to perform gay weddings, Homer turns the garage into a church. "Will now marry anything to anything else -- Diaper free for chimp brides" (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
    • ePiscopal Church New record added 4/23/2021
      • Homer logs onto ePiscopal.com, the website of the ePiscopal Church online, home of the Internet Divinity School and becomes an ordained minister to perform gay weddings. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Clothing and Accessories
    • T-shirt: GLACIERS SUCK New record added 4/26/2021
      • Nelson's line of clothing - for the field trip to Springfield Glacier, he wears his "GLACIERS SUCK" T-shirt. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
    • Things That Suck Clothing Line New record added 4/26/2021
      • Nelson's line of clothing - for the field trip to Springfield Glacier, he wears his "GLACIERS SUCK" T-shirt. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
  • Colors
    • Local New record added 4/23/2021
      • Howell Huser: Hey, bean sprouts. The name's Howell Huser. I travel the country gawkin' and talkin', and I was hopin' to take in your town.
        Bart Simpson: We can show you around, if you don't mind a heapin' helpin' of local color.
        Howell Huser: Why my favorite color is local.
        (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Comic Books
    • Radioactive Man New record added 4/26/2021
      • Bart reads a Radioactive Man comic book in the bookstore. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
  • Concerts
    • Murder 4 Life Benefit New record added 4/16/2021
      • Bart sneaks out of the house to attend the Murder 4 Life Benefit all star concert at Springfield Coliseum, featuring rappers Da Glock Pointaz, Romeo Smoov, Queen Booty Shaykah, M.C. Champagne Millionaire and Assault Weapon Magazine's Man of the Year - Alcatraaaz. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Condiments
    • Syrup New record added 4/16/2021
      • Generic syrup product. Chief Wiggum eats pancakes at his desk. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Conditions and Diseases
    • Timmy Thomas Disease New record added 4/14/2021
      • Timmy Thomas, a child sick with Timmy Thomas Disease, asks Deion Overstreet, runningback for the San Antonio Cow Skulls, to do an obnoxious end zone dance for him. Deion obliges, dancing the crazy dance that he bought from Homer. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Conventions and Seminars
    • Tavern and Restaurant Owners Convention New record added 4/14/2021
      • Marge and Moe fly to Aruba on No Frills Airlines for the Tavern and Restaurant Owners Convention. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
  • Dates-NoYear
    • March 20 New record added 4/17/2021
      • Issued Date on the Homer Sanchez' Mexico ID that Homer's boss at Sprawl Mart uses to threaten to send him back to Mexico. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)

  • Drugstores
    • Page's Pharmacy New record added 4/23/2021
      • Drugstore in Springfield. Visible in the background. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Fast Food-Chicken
    • Krusty Fried Chicken New record added 5/1/2021
      • Krusty's restaurant in China. (Season 16 episode Goo Goo Gai Pan)
  • Film Production Companies
    • Burns' Celluloid Whimsies New record added 4/14/2021
      • Film production company behind Ned Flanders' religious movie Tales of the Old Testament. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Government Entities and Agencies/Bureaus/Councils
    • Springfield Board of Health New record added 4/14/2021
      • Poem that Homer writes when Moe's bar is closed down by the Springfield Board of Health. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
  • Halls, Opera Houses and Theaters
    • Acrobatic Theater New record added 5/1/2021
      • The Simpsons attend an acrobatic performance while in China. "The show ain't over 'til the thin man in drag shrieks" (Season 16 episode Goo Goo Gai Pan)
  • Magazines-Other
    • Assault Weapon Magazine New record added 4/16/2021
      • Bart sneaks out of the house to attend the Murder 4 Life Benefit all star concert at Springfield Coliseum, featuring rappers Da Glock Pointaz, Romeo Smoov, Queen Booty Shaykah, M.C. Champagne Millionaire and Assault Weapon Magazine's Man of the Year - Alcatraaaz. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • Gravy Aficionado New record added 4/16/2021
      • Magazine Homer reads in his hammock. "The new browns are in" (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Medicine
    • Jammitin New record added 4/14/2021
      • Drug commercial to help old people have sex that Ned's kids Rod and Todd watch on TV. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Menu Items
    • Whatchamacarcass New record added 4/24/2021
      • Kent Brockman reports on the new epidemic raging through Springfield, and this one didn't start with Krusty Burger's Whatchamacarcass Sandwich, which Krusty claims was made with non-diseased meat from diseased animals. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Menu Items-Drinks
    • Lean Cuisini New record added 4/23/2021

      • Moe Szyslak: Now let's say a put a Lean Cuisine in a blender and I pour some beer on it. What do you call that?
        Sideshow Mel: A Lean Cuisini?
        Moe Szyslak: Wrong.
        (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Movies
    • Baby Cops 3: Tired and Cranky New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie playing at Googolplex Theatres. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
    • Cards New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie trailer that Homer and Marge watch at Googolplex Theatres. Coming this summer from Dreamworks. 52 jokers playing the game of their lives. This summer, the house is full, and the deuces are wild! (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
    • Disney's Stroller Rental: The Movie New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie playing at Googolplex Theatres. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
    • Dude, Where's My Prostate New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie playing at Googolplex Theatres. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
    • Explosion 2 New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie playing at Googolplex Theatres. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
    • Kill Bill Maher New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie playing at Googolplex Theatres. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
    • Mel Gibson's The Salad of The Christ New record added 4/16/2021
      • When Santa's Little Helper swallows the remote control for the TV, the channel changes every time he barks - from the Sitcom Sunday lineup to a Spanish version of Wheel of Fortune called Rueda de Fortuna to Mel Gibson's the Salad of the Christ on Christian Carrot Theater to rap music news show Hip-hoppenings. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • Michael Eisner Vs. Michael Ovitz New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie playing at Googolplex Theatres. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
    • The Passion of Cain and Abel New record added 4/14/2021
      • Ned Flanders' religious film, starring his sons Rod and Todd. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
    • Tales of The Old Testament New record added 4/14/2021
      • Ned Flanders' religious movie Tales of the Old Testament plays at the Aztec Theater. Running time 800 minutes. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Movies-Fake Reboots and Sequels
    • 3 Fast 3 Furious New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie playing at Googolplex Theatres. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
  • Movies-Horror
    • Bride of The Monster New record added 4/24/2021
      • Patty says meeting her fiancée was like a Hollywood movie, and Homer says, "Yeah - Bride of the Monster." (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
    • Son of Satan New record added 5/1/2021
      • Horror movie that Selma watches, presented by Elvira parody Booberella. (Season 16 episode Goo Goo Gai Pan)
  • Movies-Porn
    • Breast Camp New record added 4/14/2021
      • Movie playing at Googolplex Theatres. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
  • Musicians
    • Alcatraaaz New record added 4/16/2021
      • Bart sneaks out of the house to attend the Murder 4 Life Benefit all star concert at Springfield Coliseum, featuring rappers Da Glock Pointaz, Romeo Smoov, Queen Booty Shaykah, M.C. Champagne Millionaire and Assault Weapon Magazine's Man of the Year - Alcatraaaz. According to Bart, "Alcatraaaz is widespread. I'm talking da junk." (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • Da Glock Pointaz New record added 4/16/2021
      • Bart sneaks out of the house to attend the Murder 4 Life Benefit all star concert at Springfield Coliseum, featuring rappers Da Glock Pointaz, Romeo Smoov, Queen Booty Shaykah, M.C. Champagne Millionaire and Assault Weapon Magazine's Man of the Year - Alcatraaaz. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • M.C. Champagne Millionaire New record added 4/16/2021
      • Bart sneaks out of the house to attend the Murder 4 Life Benefit all star concert at Springfield Coliseum, featuring rappers Da Glock Pointaz, Romeo Smoov, Queen Booty Shaykah, M.C. Champagne Millionaire and Assault Weapon Magazine's Man of the Year - Alcatraaaz. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • Queen Booty Shaykah New record added 4/16/2021
      • Bart sneaks out of the house to attend the Murder 4 Life Benefit all star concert at Springfield Coliseum, featuring rappers Da Glock Pointaz, Romeo Smoov, Queen Booty Shaykah, M.C. Champagne Millionaire and Assault Weapon Magazine's Man of the Year - Alcatraaaz. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • Romeo Smoov New record added 4/16/2021
      • Bart sneaks out of the house to attend the Murder 4 Life Benefit all star concert at Springfield Coliseum, featuring rappers Da Glock Pointaz, Romeo Smoov, Queen Booty Shaykah, M.C. Champagne Millionaire and Assault Weapon Magazine's Man of the Year - Alcatraaaz. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Orphanages
    • Beijing Orphanage New record added 5/1/2021
      • The Simpsons fly to China so Selma can adopt a baby. (Season 16 episode Goo Goo Gai Pan)
  • Personal Care Products
    • Easy Out Enema New record added 4/17/2021
      • Product that Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. (Season 7 episode Summer of 4 Ft. 2)

  • Poetry
    • Moe's: a Tribute New record added 4/14/2021
      • Poem that Homer writes when Moe's bar is closed down by the Springfield Board of Health. (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
  • Products-Other
    • Plastic Wrap New record added 4/16/2021
      • Generic plastic wrap product that Marge uses in her rap song. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Quotes
    • Abe Simpson New record added 4/26/2021
      • Abe Simpson: Make me proud... or at least less ashamed. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
    • Howell Huser & Bart Simpson New record added 4/23/2021
      • Howell Huser: Hey, bean sprouts. The name's Howell Huser. I travel the country gawkin' and talkin', and I was hopin' to take in your town.
        Bart Simpson: We can show you around, if you don't mind a heapin' helpin' of local color.
        Howell Huser: Why my favorite color is local.
        (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
    • Michelle Kwan New record added 4/14/2021
      • Michelle Kwan: Beware the wrath of Kwan! (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
    • Moe Szyslak New record added 4/14/2021
      • Moe Szyslak: Here, Homer. Have a big frosty mug of fuhgetaboutit.
    • Moe Szyslak & Sideshow Mel New record added 4/23/2021
      • Moe Szyslak: Now let's say a put a Lean Cuisine in a blender and I pour some beer on it. What do you call that?
        Sideshow Mel: A Lean Cuisini?
        Moe Szyslak: Wrong.
        (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Quotes-Headlines
    • Springfield Shopper New record added 4/16/2021
      • Springfield Shopper: WIGGUM RESCUES BOY - NO, REALLY (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
      • Springfield Shopper: HAIL DROUGHT CONTINUES - TIN ROOFS UNDENTED (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
      • Springfield Shopper: TRIPLE MURDER AT MOE'S (Season 16 episode Mommie Beerest)
      • Springfield Shopper (in Ned Flanders' religious film The Passion of Cain and Abel): STEM CELLS CURE ALZHEIMER'S. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
      • Springfield Shopper: FIREMENT RESCUE POLICE CHIEF FROM TREE (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
      • Springfield Shopper (in Ned Flanders' religious film The Passion of Cain and Abel): MASSACHUSETTS OKAYS GAY MARRIAGE (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
      • Springfield Shopper: TOP COP SURRENDERS TO BACKFIRING CAR (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
      • Springfield Shopper: WIGGUM SLEEPS THROUGH RIOT (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
      • Springfield Shopper: COMMISSION: WIGGUM SUCKS (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Schools-Other
    • Homer Simpson Showboating Academy New record added 4/14/2021
      • Homer opens a school to teach professional athletes how to be obnoxious after scoring a goal. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
    • Internet Divinity School New record added 4/23/2021
      • Homer logs onto ePiscopal.com, the website of the ePiscopal Church online, home of the Internet Divinity School and becomes an ordained minister to perform gay weddings. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Shopping Centers
    • Springfield Glacier Outlet Mall New record added 4/26/2021
      • Shopping mall on the way to Springfield Glacier. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
  • Sporting Events
    • LPGA Ritz Bitz Celebrity Pro-Am New record added 4/24/2021
      • Golf tournament where Patty met her fiancée. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Sports Teams-Football
    • San Antonio Cow Skulls New record added 4/14/2021
      • Deion Overstreet, runningback for the San Antonio Cow Skulls buys Homer's crazy dance. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Thoroughfares-Avenues
    • Jefferson Avenue New record added 4/23/2021
      • Mayor Quimby: Springfield - A place where everyone can marry. Even dudes. We're just off Route 202. Do not take the Jefferson Avenue exit. For god's sake, do not take that exit. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Thoroughfares-Other
    • Route 202 New record added 4/23/2021
      • Mayor Quimby: Springfield - A place where everyone can marry. Even dudes. We're just off Route 202. Do not take the Jefferson Avenue exit. For god's sake, do not take that exit. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
  • Tobacco Products
    • Chewing Tobacco New record added 5/1/2021
      • When Selma goes to the Springfield Orphanage to adopt a baby, she decides to give up smoking for chewing tobacco. (Season 16 episode Goo Goo Gai Pan)
  • Tours
    • Italians Touring America New record added 4/14/2021
      • Tour service that travels through Springfield. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
  • Toy Products
    • Pocket Poker New record added 4/16/2021
      • Handheld video game Milhouse's father plays. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
  • Trivia-Names
    • Comic Book Guy's real name. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass) New record added 4/14/2021
    • TV Shows-Anthology
      • Christian Carrot Theater New record added 4/16/2021
        • When Santa's Little Helper swallows the remote control for the TV, the channel changes every time he barks - from the Sitcom Sunday lineup to a Spanish version of Wheel of Fortune called Rueda de Fortuna to Mel Gibson's the Salad of the Christ on Christian Carrot Theater to rap music news show Hip-hoppenings. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
      • Sitcom Sunday New record added 4/16/2021
        • When Santa's Little Helper swallows the remote control for the TV, the channel changes every time he barks - from the Sitcom Sunday lineup to a Spanish version of Wheel of Fortune called Rueda de Fortuna to Mel Gibson's the Salad of the Christ on Christian Carrot Theater to rap music news show Hip-hoppenings. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • TV Shows-Entertainment News
      • Hip-hoppenings New record added 4/16/2021
        • When Santa's Little Helper swallows the remote control for the TV, the channel changes every time he barks - from the Sitcom Sunday lineup to a Spanish version of Wheel of Fortune called Rueda de Fortuna to Mel Gibson's the Salad of the Christ on Christian Carrot Theater to rap music news show Hip-hoppenings. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • TV Shows-Game Shows
      • Rueda De Fortuna New record added 4/16/2021
        • When Santa's Little Helper swallows the remote control for the TV, the channel changes every time he barks - from the Sitcom Sunday lineup to a Spanish version of Wheel of Fortune called Rueda de Fortuna to Mel Gibson's the Salad of the Christ on Christian Carrot Theater to rap music news show Hip-hoppenings. (Season 16 episode Pranksta Rap)
    • TV Shows-Sports
      • Jock Center New record added 4/14/2021
        • Sports news show that decries the professional athletes using the dances they bought from Homer when scoring goals. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
    • TV Stations-News
      • The Soft News Network New record added 4/23/2021
        • After meeting Bart and Milhouse, the Soft News Network's wide-eyed wanderer Howell Huser gives Springfield the lowest rating he's ever given a city - a six out of ten stars. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
    • Videos
      • Beauty Pageant Diarrhea New record added 4/14/2021
        • Video featured on Comic Book Guy's web site DORKS-GONE-WILD.COM. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
      • Big-Ass Baryshnikov New record added 4/14/2021
        • Video featured on Comic Book Guy's web site DORKS-GONE-WILD.COM. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
      • Boxer Shot By Wife New record added 4/14/2021
        • Video featured on Comic Book Guy's web site DORKS-GONE-WILD.COM. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
      • Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide To Your Restraining Order New record added 4/26/2021
        • After Lisa files a restraining order against Bart, Chief Wiggum plays a video for him called "Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide to Your Restraining Order". In the video, Gary Busey plays a video called "So You've Got a Restraining Order". (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
      • Lute Fruit New record added 4/14/2021
        • Video featured on Comic Book Guy's web site DORKS-GONE-WILD.COM. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
      • So You've Got a Restraining Order New record added 4/26/2021
        • After Lisa files a restraining order against Bart, Chief Wiggum plays a video for him called "Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide to Your Restraining Order". In the video, Gary Busey plays a video called "So You've Got a Restraining Order". (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
    • Water
      • Springfield Glacier New record added 4/26/2021
        • Springfield Elementary School field trip. (Season 16 episode On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister)
    • Websites
      • DORKS-GONE-WILD.COM New record added 4/14/2021
        • Comic Book Guy's web site. "Best Website Ever". (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
      • EPiscopal.com New record added 4/23/2021
        • Website for the ePiscopal Church online, where Homer becomes an ordained minister in order to perform gay weddings. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
    • Wedding Services
      • Li'l Chapel New record added 4/23/2021
        • After becoming an ordained minister to perform gay weddings, Homer turns the garage into a church. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)

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