Theme set to Seinfeld | Cancel Home SOURCES Bogus Business Bureau Fictional Timeline Themes All SourcesSeinfeld Exact order  SEINFELD 1989 TV Series Jerry: Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing. (Season 4 episode The Visa) Real dates. Fictional events. 20 Fictional business and products... and more 383 143 141 The Fiction Empire / FictionEmpire.com Concept & Design by MADASIAM Productions © 1999. All Rights Reserved.