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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series
  • Spock: Doctor, would you kindly do me the honor of eating my shorts? (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)

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  • Activist Groups
    • Droolers Anti-Defamation League
      • Public service announcement message sketch starring Chevy Chase. Group working to correct the negative image of droolers propagated by the media. (episode Rob Reiner: 10/25/75)
    • League Of The South
      • Neo confederate group (2018 episode hosted by Adam Driver)
    • Virgins for Virtue
      • Sketch: Dating in the Nineties featuring Paul Reiser.
  • Advertising and Marketing
    • Otis & Martin advertising
      • Advertising firm from the Will Ferrell hosted DVD collection of Commercial Parody sketches.
  • Airlines
    • Express Air New record added 10/21/2021
      • Airline. (The Boarding of Flight 314)
    • Total Bastard Airlines
      • Recurring David Spade sketch introduced during the 1993–94 season, in which David Spade the week's host portrayed rude flight attendants.
    • Trans American Airlines
      • Airplane!
    • Undersea Airlines
      • Airline. Sponsor of the Ingraham Angle on Fox. (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
  • Amusement Park Attractions
    • Civil War Land
      • Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park, featuring the attractions: Donald's Slave Auction, Uncle Mickey's Cabin, Civil War Land and Goofy's Triage. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Donald's Slave Auction
      • Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park, featuring the attractions: Donald's Slave Auction, Uncle Mickey's Cabin, Civil War Land and Goofy's Triage. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Goofy's Triage
      • Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park, featuring the attractions: Donald's Slave Auction, Uncle Mickey's Cabin, Civil War Land and Goofy's Triage. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Uncle Mickey's Cabin
      • Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park, featuring the attractions: Donald's Slave Auction, Uncle Mickey's Cabin, Civil War Land and Goofy's Triage. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
  • Amusement Parks
    • Disney's America
      • Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park, featuring the attractions: Donald's Slave Auction, Uncle Mickey's Cabin, Civil War Land and Goofy's Triage. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
  • Animals/Creatures
    • The Flying Parasites Of Ingraham B
      • Creatures/Planet originally from Star Trek: The Original Series episode Operation -- Annihilate! that Captain Kirk (John Belushi) mentions in his hunch speech: "I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X." The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
    • Lurkie
      • Animals that look like sheep from the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper, that guard Gray World and can only be killed with a boomerang type weapon called a zoomerang. (Skit The Group Hopper)
    • The Sand Bats Of Manark IV
      • Creatures/Planet originally from Star Trek: The Original Series episode The Empath that Captain Kirk (John Belushi) mentions in his hunch speech: "I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X." The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
    • The Vampire Clouds Of Argus X
      • Creatures/Planet originally from Star Trek: The Original Series episode Obsession that Captain Kirk (John Belushi) mentions in his hunch speech: "I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X." The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
  • Appliances and Housewares
    • The Dyson Toilet
      • The first toilet that doesn't require plunging.
    • Super Bass-O-Matic '76
      • Fish blender: "How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting." (episode Ron Nessen: 04/17/76)
    • Woomba
      • The little pink robot that cleans your noony. It's a robot and it cleans your business. Your lady business. From the makers of Roomba.
  • Arenas, Fields and Stadiums
    • Metropolis Civic Arena
      • The Legion of Doom attacks Metropolis Civic Arena during Superman's Funeral. (Skit Superman's Funeral)
  • Armed Forces
    • Starfleet
      • (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
  • Artwork
    • Berkeley Collection of Grafitti Wallpaper
      • Jerry Rubin stars in a commercial for The Berkeley Collection of Graffiti Wallpaper. (Paul Simon - October 18, 1975)
  • Assassins, Bounty Hunters and Mercenaries
    • Samurai Hit Man
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a hitman. Don Marsala (Dan Aykroyd) hires John Belushi's the Samurai to kill Don Cornelius and Don Kirshner. (March 19, 1977)
  • Audio Recordings-Music
    • Buh-Weet Sings
      • Album of songs by Buckwheat from Little Rascals (Eddie Murphy). Send $49.95 for the full volume to Buh-West, Bah Firty Fee, New Nork, New Nork. "Once Buckwheat sings a song it's eternally his."
    • Mourn The Great Frog Society
      • Music album by The Great Frog Society, a supergroup of dead musicians in Heaven led by Jim Morrison, featuring Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, Janis Joplin, Buddy Holly and Louis Armstrong. (Host Val Kilmer 12/10/2011 - Behind the Music: Rock & Roll Heaven)
  • Automotive Services
    • Screw You, Pal tires
      • If you can find a better set of tires, screw you, pal!
  • Awards
    • The Poddies
      • Podcast Awards (2018 episode with host Liev Schreiber)
  • Baby Products
    • Nelson's Baby Toupees
      • The first months of a child's life are a special time. As your baby acquires the skills of social interaction, impressions are made that will last a lifetime. Unfortunately, this baby, and millions of other male babies just like him – spend months suffering through the shame and disgrace associated with male infantile baldness. It's a scientific fact that males lag developmentally behind females. Add Male Infantile Baldness, and that means low self-esteem, decreased confidence, and even lowered social status. Is that what you want for your child? That's why our scientists at Nelson Pediatrics developed these – baby toupees. Thanks to our patented technology, and the cooperation of the Chinese government, we can now take an adult-sized toupee and adapt it to fit your baby's head. It's fake hair with real results. (Peter Sarsgaard - 01/21/06)
  • Bakeries
    • Samurai Bakery
      • John Belushi's Samurai as the owner of a bakery. Mr. Dantley buys a last-minute wedding cake, only it is not boxed. The Samurai tosses the cake in the air, and slices it to pieces as it drops behind the counter, only to pick up neatly packaged, string-tied pink boxes, which he hands to Mr. Dantley. (May 26, 1979)
  • Banks
    • First Citiwide Change Bank
      • Bank that only makes change. "A lot of people don't realize that change is a two-way street."
    • Lyon Bank
      • Bank where Sam Rockwell's character learns not to judge a black man by his hoodie. (Segment ATM)
    • National Express Card
      • Credit card. Bert Lance (John Belushi): "Do you remember me? I'm Bert Lance. I used to be Director of the Office of Managing the Budget. But still, a lot of people don't recognize my face. That's why I carry this, the National Express Card. The most honored credit card the world over. With it, I can borrow hundreds of thousands without paying interest. Whether it's throwing a party, financing a political campaign, or just putting up collateral for another loan. National Express gives me the credibility I need. Maybe my old friend Jimmy Carter doesn't need one, but you and I do. The National Express Card – don't leave office without it!" (episode Steve Martin: 09/24/77)
    • the Adams Investment Group
      • From Grayson Moorhead sketch.
    • You're That Guy Credit Card Company
      • Credit card company. (Sketch I'm Chillin')
  • Bars and Night Clubs
    • Bull and Bear
      • Sketch: Bull and Bear.
    • Devon's Tavern
      • Bar from 5/20/2017 episode with The Rock/Katy Perry.
    • Donnelly's
      • Bar from skit with Dave Chappelle.
    • Jheri's Place
      • Restaurant from skit with Dave Chappelle.
    • Laugh In
      • Sketch: fictional gameshow Comedy Killers.
    • The Laugh Shack
      • Sketch: Stand Up and Win.
    • Laughateria
      • Sketch:fictional gameshow Comedy Killers.
    • Mike N Stool
      • Sketch:fictional gameshow Comedy Killers.
    • Moomba Club
      • Nightclub from Roxbury guys skit.
    • Regal Beagle
      • Will Ferrel as the Sensitive Drill Sergeant mentions a bar, originally from Three's Company. (Skit The Sensitive Drill Sergeant.
    • Stargazer Lounge
      • Bar at the Chatsworth House: A Marriott Experience featuring The Danny Band, featured in Latitudes, Southwest Airlines' in flight magazine.. (Hotel Check In sketch)
  • Beauty Pageants
    • Miss Trash 2015
      • From episode hosted by JK Simmons.
  • Beverages
    • Dasani Low Sodium
      • Bottle water product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. "Now with 30% less salt" (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Jabba The Kombucha
      • Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats. (Episode 10/31/2020)

    • Little Chocolate Donuts
      • "The donuts of champions" from John Belushi Olympics sketch.
    • Milsford Spring Water
      • Tom Bodett narrates as a bottled water's unusually "rich history" is re-enacted: Rather than share a pure spring creek with neighboring Dunbee, the Massachusetts town of Milsford brutally destroys Dunbee and most of its residents.
    • Swill Mineral Water
      • Bill Murray extols the qualities of this putrid mineral water "dredged from Lake Erie", the packaging of which looks nearly identical to Perrier.
  • Beverages-Alcohol
    • Kentucky Bourbon
      • Generic bourbon product that Officer Winslow drinks straight from the bottle in Netflix' gritty reboot of Family Matters. (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
    • Uncle Jemima's Mash Liquor
      • Alcohol product from Tracy Morgan sketch in 2000.
  • Beverages-Beer
    • A.M. Ale
      • Beer for the morning. "Because you can't wait until afternoon."
    • Buddweiser Light
      • In the Buddweiser Light beer commercial parody, ice hockey players Joe Piscopo (The Rockies) and Robin Williams (The Night Hawks) fight on the ice over Joe's ex-wife ran off with Robin.
    • ColdCock Malt Liquor
      • Parody of Billy Dee Williams' Colt 45 commercials, featuring Tim Meadows.
    • Long Leak Malt Liqour
      • (Beer product. sketch I'm Chillin')
    • Masterbrew
      • Parody of Meisterbrau.
    • Mister Beer
      • Parody of Meisterbrau.
    • Mommy Beer
      • A beer that comes in baby bottles.
    • Sam Adams Jack-O Pumpkin Ale
      • New Boston beer flavor. This is the kind of beer that somebody brings to a party at your house, and then it just like sits int he fridge for like, eight months. Then one day, your buddy comes over, and he's like, "Hey, you got a beer?" And I'm like, "Well, I got this pumpkin shit." So you drink it, you know, it gets you a buzz. (Host Bill Burr 10/10/2020)
    • Schmitts Gay Beer
      • A couple bottles and you'll be seeing dongs in thongs in no time.
    • Spud Beer
      • The Beer That Made Boise Famous.
  • Beverages-Soft Drinks
    • Pepsi Crab
      • Unusual soft drink flavor that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
  • Beverages-Wine
    • Missouri Reserve
      • Wine product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
  • Boarding Schools-Boys
    • Creighton Boys School
      • Host Catherine Zeta Jones as the new French teacher, after the last one got drunk and slapped a student. (Creighton Boys School's Popular New French Teacher)
  • Books-Biography
    • White Like Me
      • Jane Curtin: Good evening! Welcome to Looks At Books. I'm your host, Jane Curtin. My guest tonight is the author of several books on race in America, and he's here to talk about his latest book, "White Like Me”. (Richard Pryor - 12/13/75)
  • Books-Children
    • Babie's First Speller
      • Cheap spelling book for children - "This edition, due to a typesetting malfunction and some sloppy proofreading, is literally riddled with spelling errors."
  • Books-Fiction
    • Election Colors
      • Another political satire by "Anonymous". (sketch NightLine)
    • The Group Hopper
      • YA novel that inspires a movie adaptation - Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up. (Skit The Group Hopper)
  • Books-Instructional
    • 1001 Ways to Harness a Bass
      • Book that comes with the Super Bass-O-Matic '76.
    • Dissing Your Dog: How To Train A Puppy With Mockery And Verbal Humiliation
      • Dog training book.
    • Keep It In The Family: A Guide To Generational Wealth
      • Book by the Invest Twins, incorrectly called the Incest Twins (2018 episode with host Liev Schreiber)
    • Working it Out Together
      • Sketch: Dating in the Nineties. by Dr. Barry Fisher.
  • Books-Other
    • The Day I Killed The Whore Clown
      • Episode Host: Lucy Lawless. Book written by Judge Judy.
    • Forbidden Forest
      • First book in Virginia congressman-elect Denver Riggleman's Bigfoot erotica trilogy during Weekend Update segment (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
    • Return To Forbidden Forest
      • Second book in Virginia congressman-elect Denver Riggleman's Bigfoot erotica trilogy during Weekend Update segment (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
    • Son Of Squatch
      • Final book in Virginia congressman-elect Denver Riggleman's Bigfoot erotica trilogy during Weekend Update segment (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
  • Breakfast Cereal
    • Colon Blow
      • High-fiber Breakfast Cereal in Commercial Sketch Featuring Phil Hartman. Warning: May Cause Abdominal Distinction. Consult a Physician., A.
    • Cracklin' Oat Flakes
      • Episode Host: Jennifer Lopez. A fake commercial for an improved breakfast cereal, now called New Cracklin' Oat Flakes, now with MDMA (Ecstacy). "Pounding in your heart with the fist of god." Warning: cracklin' oat flakes may cause damage to your spinal fluid.
    • New Cracklin' Oat Flakes
      • Episode Host: Jennifer Lopez. A fake commercial for an improved breakfast cereal, now called New Cracklin' Oat Flakes, now with MDMA (Ecstacy). "Pounding in your heart with the fist of god." Warning: cracklin' oat flakes may cause damage to your spinal fluid.
    • Nutrifix Intravenous Amphetamine Breakfast
      • Breakfast Cereal.
    • Oat Bran Options
      • Cereal Phil Hartman eating before being introduced to Colon Blow and Super Colon Blow.
    • Quarry Cereal
      • Breakfast Cereal.
    • Super Colon Blow
      • Breakfast cereal. Warning: May cause abdominal distinction. Consult a physician.
  • Cafes and Delis
    • The Bean Cafe
      • From episode hosted by Tom Hanks.
    • Olympia Cafe
      • No Coke! Pepsi!
    • Samurai Delicatessen
      • John Belushi's Samurai as the owner of a deli. Mr. Dantley waits as the Samurai makes a sandwich by severing ropes on hanging salami, slicing tomatoes in midair, and splitting bread with his skull. The two of them carry on a pleasant conversation although each speaks a different language. (January 17, 1976)
    • Shorty's
      • Cafe from Bad Girls skit during the Donald Trump hosted episode.
    • Subshack
      • Featuring spokesperson Jared Fogle after leaving Subway and gaining the weight back. "Where the only word that follows ‘healthy' is ‘appetite'"
    • The Teeny Cafe
      • From episode hosted by Garry Shandling.
  • Candy and Sweets
    • Bananaramas
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Candy Beans
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Chocko Rings
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Crispy Cakes
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Crunchy Cake
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Dingle Doodles
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Gummy Tummies
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • High Ho's
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Jolly Jammers
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Lemon Sours
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Lime Sours
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Mango Munchers
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Mini Muffins
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • New Shimmer (dessert Topping)
      • Gilda Radner and Dan Aykroyd play a couple having an argument over whether New Shimmer is a floor wax or a dessert topping.
    • Pizza Pieces
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Prune Poppers
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Razzie Tazzies
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Rough and Puffies
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Topsy Turvies
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Wingo Dingos
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Yummy Crunchers
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
  • Candy Bars
    • Cereal Bars
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Cherry Berry Bars
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
  • Car Products
    • AutoScent Exhaust Freshener
      • The internal combustion deodorizer. All you do is pump AutoScent into the carburetor every 800 miles, or whenever you want to change the scent. In four exciting fragrances – Lilac, Lemon-Lime, Pine Forest, and Musk. An environmentally-safe pump spray.
    • Car Yummies Cheese Snacks
      • The fuel supplements your auto will love.
  • Cemeteries and Graveyards
    • New Haven Cemetery
      • Cemetery the janitor mentions - where his wife is buried. (Host Saoirse Ronan December 2, 2017 skit Late for Class)
  • Charities
    • Cars For Kids
      • TV game show contestant Paul mentions donating some of his winnings. (Bank Breakers sketch, episode host Kumail Nanjiani)
    • Wayne Manor Holiday Food Drive
      • Black guests at Bruce Wayne’s charity event complain about Batman’s actions in their neighborhood. (Sketch Wayne Thanksgiving)
    • White Guilt Relief Fund
      • Garrett Morris: Hi. I'm Garrett Morris, talking to all you white Americans about the way black people have been treated in America. Now, I know a lot of you feel guilty, and you should. My great great grandmother was brought over here on a slave ship and was raped by her white master. And my grandfather was lynched by a mob for not tippin' his hat to a white lady. Now, they're dead now and there's nothing you can do to erase their suffering. However, if you would like to relieve your guilt, I am willing to accept money as a representative victim of four hundred years of repression. Send your check or money order to White Guilt Relief Fund, care of Garrett Morris, 870 West127th Street, New York, New York 10089. (episode Jill Clayburgh: 02/28/76)
  • Chemical Companies
    • Global Chemical Unlimited
      • Parent company of Wacky Products Incorporated, makers of Happy Fun Ball.
    • Novafarm
      • Maker of Privolin, medication for genital Herpes. (Host Jennifer Aniston: 11/20/99 Privolin)
  • Chips and Crackers
    • Cheddar Chunkies
      • Snack food product.
    • Cheese Balls
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Chex Mix: Oops! All Pretzels
      • Snack food product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Corn Crispies
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Corn Nuggets
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • La Tostada
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Mint Pringles
      • Unusual potato chip flavor that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Munch Mix
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Pretzel Rods
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Roasty Toasties
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
  • Churches, Religions and Religious Organizations
    • Jesuit Jews For Jesus
      • The Purim sketch.
    • Temple Beth Shalom
      • Temple from Royal Deluxe II car commercial featuring the actual demonstration of a circumcision.
  • Cities and Towns
    • Dunbee
      • Tom Bodett narrates as a bottled water's unusually "rich history" is re-enacted: Rather than share a pure spring creek with neighboring Dunbee, the Massachusetts town of Milsford brutally destroys Dunbee and most of its residents.
    • Milsford
      • Tom Bodett narrates as a bottled water's unusually "rich history" is re-enacted: Rather than share a pure spring creek with neighboring Dunbee, the Massachusetts town of Milsford brutally destroys Dunbee and most of its residents.
    • Zoo-opolis (city)
      • City populated by animals in the new animated movie of the same name. (sketch Zoo-opolis)
  • Cities and Towns - U.S.
    • Chia, Wisconsin
      • Home of the Chia Institute, company responsible for hair replacement product Chia Head.
    • Fort Francis, Missouri
      • Spokesman: We have a cat food so good.. that you can't tell it's cat food! And we're here in Fort Francis, Missouri to prove it! Hi, I'm TV's Ross Potter, at Mel's Value King, for Felina Kitchens! We've prepared two identical casseroles. The only difference – the one was made with eighty-cents' worth of expensive canned tuna; the other, with forty-cents' worth of Felina Cat Food. (Rob Reiner - 10/25/75)
    • Paramus
      • Mel (Dan Aykroyd) and "Mrs. Mel" (Gilda Radner), promote their steakhouse on Route 17 in Paramus, where diners select their own steer, cuts and portions. "You stun it, you cut it, you charbroil it!"
    • Pebble Falls
      • The News Center 5 Albany news team covers the freak once-in-a-century hail storm that hit the quaint town of Pebble Falls, during which a couple local residents kissed. "Come for the ice cream, stay for the big wooden nickel." (Episode 11/7/2020 host Dave Chapelle)
    • Rajneesh, Oregon
      • Netflix presents a documentary called Wild Wild Country about the City of Rajneesh in Oregon, an entire community base on compassion and sharing, with the goal to raise consciousness. Though some people just joined for the ass. (Sketch Wild Wild Country)
  • Classes
    • Evelyn Woodski Slow Reading Course
      • This is the way you were taught to read, averaging hundreds or thousands of words per minute. This is… the way… you could… be reading… with the… Evelyn Wooski… slow… reading… course. (Ray Charles - 11/12/77)
    • Sarcasm 101
      • Host Matthew Perry plays the teacher of a college class on sarcasm.
  • Classes, Measurements and Types
    • The Acidics
      • In the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper, teens are assigned groups, including the Emotionals, the Foodies, the Acidics and Gryffindor. (Skit The Group Hopper)
    • The Emotionals
      • In the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper, teens are assigned groups, including the Emotionals, the Foodies, the Acidics and Gryffindor. (Skit The Group Hopper)
    • The Foodies
      • In the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper, teens are assigned groups, including the Emotionals, the Foodies, the Acidics and Gryffindor. (Skit The Group Hopper)
    • Gryffindor
      • Harry Potter reference. In the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper, teens are assigned groups, including the Emotionals, the Foodies, the Acidics and Gryffindor. (Skit The Group Hopper)
  • Cleaning Products
    • Dasani Lemon-scented Wipes
      • Product available at Bartenson's Grocery Store. "Kills 4000% of germs" (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Germasol Air Freshener
      • Oversized air freshener perfect for covering old dinner smells in a woman's apartment.
    • New Shimmer (floor wax)
      • Gilda Radner and Dan Aykroyd play a couple having an argument over whether New Shimmer is a floor wax or a dessert topping.
    • Swiffer Sleepers
      • The crawl-around, roll-around dust picker-upper…. pajamas for kids made out of Swiffer material.
  • Clothing and Accessories
    • Bad Idea Jeans
      • Blue jeans commercial featuring group of guys friends hanging out and talking... "Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, 'When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?'"
    • Charnel
      • Fake Chanel product (Sketch: Drag Brunch with host John Mulaney)
    • Clovin Hind Jeans
      • Clothing product. "Do you want to know what comes between me and my Clovins? My brains." (episode 12/13/80)
    • Depends Legends
      • Adult diapers for seniors that don't want to wear adult diapers. They come with famous celebrities and historical figures on them. Slogan: Make history in your pants.
    • The Ed Sheeran
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Elvis Presley's Coat
      • Announcer: The New Jersey Civic Coliseum is proud to present… appearing live for a limited engagement… Elvis Presley's Coat! Hear the hits of the King, and see the Coat that made him famous. (Season 4: Episode 4)
    • The Hiphop
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Jewess Jeans
      • Parody of Jordache in sketch starring Gilda Radner. You don't have to be Jewish to wear them. But it wouldn't hurt!
    • The Larry David
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Le Shoe
      • An ugly shoe product, but its French aura makes it fashionable. (December 15, 1979 – Martin Sheen / David Bowie)
    • Leevis 3 Legged Jeans
      • Fictional clothing product. Slogan: "It's not any dumber than acid washed"
    • The Liza Minnelli
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • The Marilyn Monroe
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Mom Jeans
      • Jeans for active ladies.
    • The Post Malone
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • The Rachel
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. Based on Jennifer Aniston's character from Friends. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Shirt in a Can
      • Sketch: Shirt in a Can TV Commercial. Shirt in a Can costs $139.45 and is available at every single store in the entire world.
    • The Tina Turner
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • The Troye Sivan
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • The Weston Collection
      • Includes a baseball cap with I'M #1 and the I'M HOT STUFF necklace.
    • The Wolf Blitzer
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • The ZZ Top
      • Style of wig made for dogs, available at Pug Wigs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
  • Clothing Stores
    • The Bull Monty
      • For men- the whistle while you work it (lingerie store)
    • Erotic Attic
      • Lingerie store.
    • Kromega III
      • Someday, everyone will own a watch like this. Now, it is available only for the privileged few. The Mogasaki Corproration of Tokyo is honored to announce Kromega III. A watch so complex, it takes two people to make it work. One hand wears the watch. The other hand presses the buttons that activate the 100% solid state multi-function digital quartz crystal micro-computer unit.
    • Mr. Tux
      • Host Jason Priestly.
    • Perotta's
      • Sketch: Bensonhurst Dating Game.
    • Pug Wigs
      • Store that sells wigs for dogs. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Scorpio Boutique
      • Superhero clothing store from 5/20/2017 episode with The Rock/Katy Perry.
    • Sunglasses Hut
      • Sketch: Who Wants to Get Groped by an Eleven Thousandaire?. featuring host Ben Affleck as the Eleven Thousandaire.
  • Coffee Shops
    • Domenico's
      • Fake coffee shop actually serving BK Joe coffee (2018 episode hosted by Adam Driver)
  • Communications Companies
    • Rojmans Phone Company
      • Sketch: Who Wants to Eat, featuring host Christina Ricci.
  • Communities
    • The Bubble
      • The Bubble is "a community of like-minded free thinkers....and no one else" where hybrid cars, used-book stores and "small farms with the rawest milk you've ever tasted" dominate. Seen in episode hosted by Kristin Wiig 2017.
  • Competitions
    • The Most Evil Invention In The World Contest
      • The International Mad Scientist Society hosts their annual Most Evil Invention in the World Contest. Entries include a Shrink Ray, a Freeze Ray and Robochomo, a robot that molests children. (Episode 5/20/2017 Host Dwayne Johnson, skit International Mad Scientist Society)
    • Orange Park Acres Tennis Club Bachelor Auction
      • Bachelor Auction featuring Chad and tennis great John McEnroe. (Sketch Bachelor Auction)
  • Concerts
    • Deandra Wells Feel The Love Tour
      • Deandra Wells' band: Mr. Alan "Sticks” McRae on drums. Resident smart-aleck Donny Gordon on bass. The incomparable Gordon Davis on piano. (Host Britney Spears 05/13/00)
  • Condiments
    • BBQ Sauce
      • Generic barbecue sauce product available on the Bartenson's Grocery Store website as part of a DIY BBQ kit that also comes with a pig and a knife. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Salsa
      • Product available on the Bartenson's Grocery Store website as a substitute for Mom's Kitchen Tomato Sauce. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
  • Conditions and Diseases
    • The Death Virus
      • Deadly virus in the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper. (Skit The Group Hopper)
    • Pepper Lung
      • Marco and Carlo's restaurant "Fresh-A-Pepper", opened the next summer. It was an immediate success. Dishes created in their kitchen such as the Pepper Sandwich, Steamed Pepper A La Marco, and Pepper Surprise (A Big Pile of Pepper) made them famous. In 1993, Carlo died of Pepper Lung, but Marco is sill alive today in a nursing home made of oregano. They were out of pepper. (Pepper Boy)
    • Queerloss
      • Condition that the product Gaystrogen was designed to battle - "Works with your body to replenish your natural gayness and boost your fabu."
  • Convenience Stores and Gas Stations
    • Capitol Oil Company
      • Gas station from fictional deleted scene from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. (Episode 11/7/2020 host Dave Chapelle)
  • Conventions and Seminars
    • Galactic Summit For All Black Humans
      • Lando Calrissian hosts the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel. (Skit Lando's Summit)
  • Cookies
    • Boy Scouts of America Cookies
      • Cookie product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. "They're wet" (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Chocolate Snaps
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Cocoa Nibs
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Dago-Bud
      • Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats. (Episode 10/31/2020)

    • Fig Twisties
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Fudge Clusters
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Little Bitties
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Nut Fudgies
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • S'mores Snacks
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Vanilla Nom Noms
      • Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Wookie Cookies
      • Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats. (Episode 10/31/2020)

  • Corporations
    • Beta Corp
      • Corporation that fires two of their employees for sexual harassment abuses. (Skit Sexual Harassment Charlie)
  • Counselors, Psychiatrists and Therapists
    • B.P. Medical Group
      • David Spade as himself visits a therapist played by Brad Pitt. "Licensed Therapist Psychoanalysis" (episode 11/07/98 David Spade Therapy Cold Opening)
    • Samurai Psychiatrist
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a psychiatrist. Mr. Dantley relates a disturbing dream. (November 19, 1977)
  • Dating, Escort and Sex Services
    • He-harmony
      • We guarantee someone exactly like you, with the same sexual organs.
    • Me-Harmony.com
      • We guarantee someone exactly like you but with different sexual organs.
  • Department, Discount and General Stores
    • Bamberger's
      • Store mentioned in The Love Toilet sketch.
  • Diners
    • Big Nick's Greek Diner
      • April 14, 2018: On this day in SNL history... a man ordered lobster in a diner - Big Nick's Greek Diner. (Host John Mulaney 2018 / sketch Diner Lobster)
  • Doctors
    • Dr. Edward Turlington
      • Doctor behind the Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover product.
    • Samurai General Practitioner
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a doctor. (July 31, 1976 host)
  • Drugstores
    • General Pharmacy
      • Name of drugstore on prescription bottle in Homocil commercial.
  • Electronics
    • I-sleepPRO
      • Announcer: Traveling can be tough. Especially if you find it difficult to sleep in a strange room. You've tried white noise machines, but they just don't work. That's why Sharper Image has created the I-Sleep Pro. The I-Sleep Pro not only has a setting for White Noise… but also one for Black Noise. Now you have the soothing sounds you're used to. Sounds like muffled Tyler Perry sitcoms. An old lady complaining about foot problems through the wall. Bass. Domestic arguments. And the movie "Friday”. So you can get the rest you need. And get ready to take on the world. I-Sleep-Pro. Get the sleep you need. (Bryan Cranston 10/02/10 sketch I-Sleep Pro)
  • Electronics-Audio and Video
    • Minota AM3
      • Commercial for a camera advertised for special moments featuring Bruce Jenner. "It brings people together"
  • Electronics-Power
    • Try-Hard 1-11 pacemaker battery
      • Picks up where your heart left off.
  • Event Centers
    • Cheetos Auditorium
      • From episode hosted by JK Simmons.
  • Exercise and Weight Loss Products
    • Wingwatchers
      • Weight loss system from the new animated movie Zoo-opolis, about a city populated with animals that's not Zootopia. (sketch Zoo-opolis)
  • Fairs, Festivals and Parades
    • Hotel-Motel Art Fair
      • Tom Clay: They're where the action is! In the more than 2 million hotel-motel rooms in the United States and Puerto Rico! Hi! I'm Tom clay! for Hotel-Motel Art Fair! Hey, you ever read about those auctions where somebody pays $2 million for a single painting? Well, he's got nothing on Hotel-Motel Art Fair! We've spent $3 million, and now we've got thousands of paintings! Everything from sofa-sized landscapes to bathroom miniatures, at prices so low.. it's hard to believe these masterpieces were painted by hand! And they're all gonna go out the door this weekend at the 44 Hotel-Motel Art Fairs throughout the United States – take a look at this!
  • Fast Food-Burgers
    • Burger Barn
      • Fast food restaurant from sketch titled Burger Barn Drive-Thru, during episode hosted by George Wendt.
    • Burger Castle
      • Fast food restaurant where you better "simmah down." (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • Burger Master
      • Fast food restaurant that serves burgers any way you want 'em. "You tell us what's off or on ‘em” Examples include: 1. medium rare with grilled onions, but no pickles and Kukoa Colombian frog blood all over it. 2. A little relish on it, some cold water detergent and blow your nose on the bun. 3. With a used hair-net, moth crystals, old radio parts, confetti, cole slaw, a cat-nipped mouse, the entire contents of a lava lamp, and jump up and down on them until they're mashed into a disgusting pulp. (Host Sissy Spacek 03/12/77)
  • Fast Food-Chicken
    • Clucking Chicken
      • Chicken-themed fast food restaurant from 1992 episode. "Something's cooking at the Clucking Chicken"
  • Fast Food-Hot Dogs
    • Weiner Hut
      • Hotdog-themed fast food restaurant.
  • Fast Food-Mexican
    • Taco Town
      • Mexican fast food restaurant featuring the Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili Bag.
  • Financial Services
    • Craig's Travellers Checks
      • Financial service sketch. (October 13, 1979)
    • Credit Squeeze
      • Financial service, SNL version of Credit Karma (2018 show with host John Mulaney)
    • Grayson Moorhead Securities
      • Episode Grayson Moorehead. Narrator: "On Wall Street, Trendy investment fads have come and gone over the years, but not at Grayson Moorhead, where we've always stuck to the basic principles set forth by Arthur Grayson nearly 80 years ago." A member of the Adams Investment Group.
    • H&L Brock
      • Will help you save the most money on your taxes through shady or illegal means.
    • Reliable Investments
      • Episode Host: Alec Baldwin. internet address: www.reliableinvestments.net.
    • Samurai Stockbroker
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a stockbroker. (October 30, 1976)
  • Food
    • Cauliflower Pasta
      • Pasta product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Double Murder Brand Peanut Butter
      • Episode Super Sized Friends Special Edition No. 1.
    • Fat Italian Pony Tail Pasta Sauce
      • Rebranded product, originally known as Mario Batalli Pasta Sauce, that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Frozen Hawaiian Pizza
      • Frozen pizza product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Mom's Kitchen Tomato Sauce
      • Product no longer available on the Bartenson's Grocery Store website, and if you request it, you will get salsa instead. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Oat Milk Pizza
      • Frozen pizza product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Pilsons Feedbag Dinners
      • Prepared Meals.
    • St. Angie's Crinkle Cut Fries
      • Sponsor of TV game show Kid Smartz. (Host Bryan Cranston - Kid Smartz Game Show)
    • Tasty Toaster Tarts
      • Parody of Pop Tarts, from commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. "Tasty Toaster Tarts are the treats kids crave." (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
    • Tomoo
      • Tofu made from beef and cheese. Product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Turkey Of The Jungle Bananas
      • Product from the Jessica Simpson Chicken of the Sea sketch.
  • Fruits and Vegetables
    • Flouride Bananas
      • Fruit product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
  • Funeral Homes, Mortuaries and Morgues
    • Metropolis Funeral Home
      • Location of Superman's Funeral. (Skit Superman's Funeral)
  • Government Entities and Agencies/Bureaus/Councils
    • The Council of Humanity
      • Scientists from NASA and the Institute of Temporal Anomalies interview a trio of time travelers. A portal opened while they were watching Showtime, sending two of them into the future to meet the future government called The Council of Humanity and were taken to a place called the Oculus that was a gateway to other solar systems. The third person was sent back to caveman times. (Sketch A Journey Through Time)
    • United Federation of Planets
      • Also known as UFP, the Federation. Interstellar union of planetary governments. (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
  • Grocery Stores
    • Bartenson's Grocery Store
      • Sketch about a grocery store that has run out of most in demand products such as milk, eggs and toilet paper, but still has a lot of other weird products available, including Mint Pringles, Flouride Bananas, Oat Milk Pizza, and more. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
    • Mel's Value King
      • Spokesman: We have a cat food so good.. that you can't tell it's cat food! And we're here in Fort Francis, Missouri to prove it! Hi, I'm TV's Ross Potter, at Mel's Value King, for Felina Kitchens! We've prepared two identical casseroles. The only difference – the one was made with eighty-cents' worth of expensive canned tuna; the other, with forty-cents' worth of Felina Cat Food. (Rob Reiner - 10/25/75)
  • Halls, Opera Houses and Theaters
    • Me Undies Theater
      • Location of awards ceremony The Poddies, Podcast Awards (2018 episode with host Liev Schreiber)
  • Health Clubs, Massage and Spa Services
    • Indulge
      • Spa at the Chatsworth House: A Marriott Experience featured in Latitudes, Southwest Airlines' in flight magazine. (Hotel Check In sketch)
  • Healthcare-Other
    • Cash 4 Organs
      • Organ donation service. Sponsor of the Ingraham Angle on Fox. (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
    • Golden Needles Voodoo Acupuncture
      • Healing without surgery. (Host Rob Reiner October 25, 1975)
  • High Schools
    • Crystal Lake High School
      • Sketch: Old French Whore.
    • East Lake High School
      • Recurring sketch The Spartan Cheerleaders. Although they didn't make the cheerleading squad, Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer anyway. (November 11, 1995)
    • East Lansing High School
      • Sketch: Old French Whore.
    • Madison High School
      • High school from the Teacher fell down sketch. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Millwood High School
      • High school from 5/20/2017 episode with The Rock/Katy Perry.
    • Sierra High School
      • High school (2018 episode hosted by Adam Driver)
    • Wilson High School
      • High school from National Walk-out Day sketch (2018 show with host John Mulaney)
    • Woodridge High School
      • From episode with Chris Hemsworth host.
  • Home Furnishing Products
    • The Love Toilet
      • From Niagara the toilet people. Available at all Bambergers and other fine stores.
  • Home Maintenance Services
    • ACME Cleaning Service
      • Sketch: The Sensitive Naked Man (Rob Schneider)
  • Industrial Companies
    • Sales Corp Industries
      • First Zoom internet video conference for a team of employees that doesn't go very well. (Season 45 episode Saturday Night Live at Home, with host Tom Hanks)
  • Institutes
    • Chia Institute
      • Company responsible for hair replacement product Chia Head.
    • Heyward Foundation
      • The Foundation determined to get a camel through the eye of a needle (Host: Bill Pullman)
    • Institute of Temporal Anomalies
      • Scientists from NASA and the Institute of Temporal Anomalies interview a trio of time travelers. A portal opened while they were watching Showtime, sending two of them into the future to meet the future government called The Council of Humanity and were taken to a place called the Oculus that was a gateway to other solar systems. The third person was sent back to caveman times. (Sketch A Journey Through Time)
    • The Paranormal Research Institute
      • Institute searching for verifiable evidence of the existence of ghosts. (2018 episode with host Liev Schreiber)
  • Insurance Services
    • Old Glory Insurance
      • Covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health. Featuring spokesperson Sam Waterston.
  • Islands
    • Lesbos
      • A couple of lesbians stumble onto the home of the Amazons, hoping there are more lesbian Amazons than there actually are. When they leave though, they find Lesbos Island. (Host Gal Gadot)
    • Themyscira
      • A couple of lesbians stumble onto the home of the Amazons, hoping there are more lesbian Amazons than there actually are. When they leave though, they find Lesbos Island. (Host Gal Gadot)
  • Laundry, Dry Cleaning and Tailoring
    • Samurai Dry Cleaners
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a dry cleaner. (October 29, 1977)
    • Samurai Tailor
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a tailor. Mr. Dantley needs a tuxedo for a wedding. The Samurai makes one for him with his katana. (May 22, 1976)
  • Legal Services
    • Commode & Commode
      • Legal firm that represents people who used Gorilla Glue incorrectly. (Gorilla Glue)
    • Samurai Divorce Court
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a judge. In the Samurai world, custody cases are resolved by splitting children in half. (February 14, 1976)
    • Two Guys Who Are Lawyers
      • Jerry: How many times has this happened to you - You're sitting with your family in a parked car, a drunken man without insurance or a license deliberately hits you broadside and lays you up indefinitely? You feel you have a claim, but just don't know where to go. "Lawyers are expensive,” you say? Not when you come to Two Guys Who Are Lawyers, the discount law firm. (Host Fred Willard 10/14/78)
    • Wade Blasingame Esq. Attorney At Law
      • TV attorney specializing in suing dogs. Over 2000 dogs sued, responsible for 23 dogs exterminated and 3 more scheduled to die. "Call Wade Blasingame - he's man's best friend."
  • Liquor Stores
    • Easy Time Liquor Store
      • Sketch: Dog Show.
  • Lodging-Hotels
    • The Blaine Hotel
      • On Weekend Update, correspondent Laraine Newman reports a hostage situation from The Blaine Hotel, the same hotel where SNL‘s guests supposedly stay, insinuating that SNL‘s low budget forces to put its guests in perilous hands. On location, the criminals' list of demands reads like a game show prize list, with Don Pardo reading: a helicopter ride, luggage, an airplane ride to Cuba, carpets, "Guido” slacks, and gold. (Host Rob Reiner 10/25/75)
    • The Naboo Beachfront Hotel
      • Lando Calrissian hosts the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel. (Skit Lando's Summit)
    • Samurai Hotel
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a hotel front desk clerk. Samurai and the bellhop (Richard Pryor) duel over who has to carry a guest's bags. (December 13, 1975)
  • Lodging-Other
    • Chatsworth House: A Marriott Experience
      • A man escaping from North Korea checks in to a hotel. (Hotel Check In sketch)
  • Magazines-Adult
    • Big Beaver
      • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
    • Black Tail
      • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
    • Fat Jugs
      • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
    • Gray Box Over 50
      • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
    • Pregnant Sluts
      • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
  • Magazines-Other
    • Duh
      • From Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon. a Medical Journal.
    • Now's Not The Time
      • Fake magazine from joke during Weekend Update, aimed at story about the youngest billionaire ever. (Season 45 episode Saturday Night Live at Home, with host Tom Hanks)
  • Makeup and Perfume
    • Ashley
      • Perfume product based on the similar but diverse personalities of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
    • Canis
      • Cologne for dogs by Calvin Klein.
    • Complicit
      • New fragrance (Episode 3/11/17, host: Scarlett Johansson)
    • Hey You
      • Perfume. The scent you can't ignore for that special someone you never expect to see again. "The perfume for one night stands." Brought to you by Olfalo. From Gilda Radner sketch.
    • Hey You! One Night Stand Perfume
      • Perfume.
    • Mary-Kate
      • Perfume product based on the similar but diverse personalities of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
  • Manufacturing Companies
    • DynaCorp
      • Company behind all of the crazily named products from the Jessica Simpson Chicken of the Sea sketch. "The Kangaroo rat of the Billard Room"
    • Mogasaki Corproration
      • Someday, everyone will own a watch like this. Now, it is available only for the privileged few. The Mogasaki Corproration of Tokyo is honored to announce Kromega III. A watch so complex, it takes two people to make it work. One hand wears the watch. The other hand presses the buttons that activate the 100% solid state multi-function digital quartz crystal micro-computer unit.
    • Nelson Pediatrics
      • The first months of a child's life are a special time. As your baby acquires the skills of social interaction, impressions are made that will last a lifetime. Unfortunately, this baby, and millions of other male babies just like him – spend months suffering through the shame and disgrace associated with male infantile baldness. It's a scientific fact that males lag developmentally behind females. Add Male Infantile Baldness, and that means low self-esteem, decreased confidence, and even lowered social status. Is that what you want for your child? That's why our scientists at Nelson Pediatrics developed these – baby toupees. Thanks to our patented technology, and the cooperation of the Chinese government, we can now take an adult-sized toupee and adapt it to fit your baby's head. It's fake hair with real results. (Peter Sarsgaard - 01/21/06)
    • Olfalo
      • Company behind Hey You, the perfume for one night stands.
    • Wacky Products Incorporated
      • Makers of Happy Fun Ball.
  • Meat
    • Nikey Turkey
      • Pump it. Pump it up. Pump the bird. From Chris Rock sketch.
    • Pork Of The Orchard Apples
      • Product from the Jessica Simpson Chicken of the Sea sketch.
    • Teeny Tiny Turkey
      • Single serving Thanksgiving turkey dinner product. Sponsor of the Ingraham Angle on Fox. (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
    • Tuna Of The Dirt Chicken
      • The opposite of Chicken of the Sea tuna, product from the Jessica Simpson sketch.
  • Meat Alternatives
    • Impossible Lobster
      • Meat substitute product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. (SNL at Home 4/25/20 - Bartenson's Grocery Store)
  • Medicine
    • Chicken Of The Medicine Cabinet
      • Turkey flavored aspirin that comes in a tuna can, product from the Jessica Simpson Chicken of the Sea sketch.
    • ComaDose
      • Mentioned in the HiberNol sketch (From the makers of ComaDose)
    • Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice
      • E.D. product for a stronger and more lasting experience.
    • Dulcolax
      • Alec Baldwin plays Tony Bennett, advertising laxative Dulcolax on The Price is Right. "We'll blow up your hole" (Skit The Price is Right Celebrity Edition)
    • Excedrin for Racial Tension Headaches
      • Linda: Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it's "Denise, we need this,” "Denise we need that.” Which is stressful, because my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10 a.m., someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it's okay. And I smile like it's okay, but, really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of the afternoon training my interns and answering their questions, like, "Yes, black people use shampoo,” and "No, I don't know any good reggae clubs around here,” and "Yes, Condoleeza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, "No, I can't tell you where to buy weed!” And that's when I reach for.. Excedrin. New Excedrin for Racial Tension Headaches. (Host Queen Latifah 10/09/04)
    • Gaystrogen
      • Product designed for people suffering from Queerloss. "Works with your body to replenish your natural gayness and boost your fabu."
    • Handi-off
      • Medication to remove extra fingers.
    • HiberNol
      • Long-term cold and flu medicine. You can't buy stronger medication... in this country.
    • Homocil
      • Pill that offers parents relief from the anxiety of having an effeminate son.
    • HuckaPM
      • How White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sander sleeps at night. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Jamitol
      • A stress releiving pill.
    • Preniva
      • Medicine for women worried about... stuff, endorsed by Sally Field. "Your weakness is our strength."
    • Privolin
      • Medication for genital Herpes. (Host Jennifer Aniston: 11/20/99 Privolin)
    • Scrotox
      • Turn your prunes into plums. "Scrotox. You shoot it right into your balls." (Host Alec Baldwin)
    • Toe-rific
      • Medication to remove extra toes.
    • Tremfalta
      • Once daily pill that helps you control your IBS instead of it controlling you. (Episode 4/10/2021 host Casey Mulligan)
    • Triopenin Arthritis Medicine
      • Arthritis pill. (Host George Carlin October 11, 1975)
    • Tylenol BM
      • Sleep through your first dump in the morning. From Alec Baldwin sketch.
    • Zentrex
      • The strongest male enhancement drug on the market and in the world from 5/20/2017 episode with The Rock/Katy Perry.
  • Menu Items
    • Bacon Cheddar Royal
      • Menu item available at fast food restaurant Burger Castle, joint where you better "simmah down.” (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • Cat Soup
      • Menu item available at fast food restaurant Burger Castle, joint where you better "simmah down.” (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • Cheese-Laroy
      • Menu item available at fast food restaurant Burger Castle, joint where you better "simmah down.” (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • Grilled Cheese, Vagina Style
      • Menu item at Big Nick's Greek Diner. Chris: Yeah. I’ll have the grilled cheese deluxe and can I get a salad instead of the fries, please? (Host John Mulaney 2018 / sketch Diner Lobster)
    • Hot Moat Apple Pie
      • Menu item available at fast food restaurant Burger Castle, joint where you better "simmah down.” (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • Jester Fries
      • Menu item available at fast food restaurant Burger Castle, joint where you better "simmah down.” (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • Kiddy Castle Meal
      • Menu item available at fast food restaurant Burger Castle, joint where you better "simmah down.” (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • The Klingon
      • Fried clam sandwich menu item at Cap'n Kirk's, after the Enterprise gets turned into a restaurant. (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)
    • Pepper Sandwich
      • Marco and Carlo's restaurant "Fresh-A-Pepper", opened the next summer. It was an immediate success. Dishes created in their kitchen such as the Pepper Sandwich, Steamed Pepper A La Marco, and Pepper Surprise (A Big Pile of Pepper) made them famous. In 1993, Carlo died of Pepper Lung, but Marco is sill alive today in a nursing home made of oregano. They were out of pepper. (Pepper Boy)
    • Pepper Surprise
      • Marco and Carlo's restaurant "Fresh-A-Pepper", opened the next summer. It was an immediate success. Dishes created in their kitchen such as the Pepper Sandwich, Steamed Pepper A La Marco, and Pepper Surprise (A Big Pile of Pepper) made them famous. In 1993, Carlo died of Pepper Lung, but Marco is sill alive today in a nursing home made of oregano. They were out of pepper. (Pepper Boy)
    • Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili Bag
      • Taco Town's Pizza Crepe Taco Pancake Chili Bag comes with a crunchy shell in a soft flour tortilla, which itself is in a corn tortilla that's also deep-fried with a Parisian crepe. And then it's in a deep-dish pizza that's tucked into a blueberry pancake, and the whole thing is accompanied by a commemorative tote bag.
    • Prince Sundae
      • Menu item available at fast food restaurant Burger Castle, joint where you better "simmah down.” (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • The Romulan
      • Lobster salad sandwich menu item at Cap'n Kirk's, after the Enterprise gets turned into a restaurant. (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)
    • Sir Fish A-lots
      • Menu item available at fast food restaurant Burger Castle, joint where you better "simmah down.” (Host Tobey Maguire 04/15/00)
    • Steamed Pepper A La Marco
      • Marco and Carlo's restaurant "Fresh-A-Pepper", opened the next summer. It was an immediate success. Dishes created in their kitchen such as the Pepper Sandwich, Steamed Pepper A La Marco, and Pepper Surprise (A Big Pile of Pepper) made them famous. In 1993, Carlo died of Pepper Lung, but Marco is sill alive today in a nursing home made of oregano. They were out of pepper. (Pepper Boy)
    • Super Baloney And Cheese
      • Menu item at Subshack (Subway Jared Fogle parody commercial)
    • Super Meat 'n Cheeser
      • Menu item at Subshack (Subway Jared Fogle parody commercial)
  • Menu Items-Drinks
    • Chocolate Scottie
      • Menu item at Cap'n Kirk's, after the Enterprise gets turned into a restaurant. (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)
    • The Pete Davidson
      • Mixed drink Candice Bergen orders in the Five Timers Club - "It's got a lot going on, but it gets the job done." (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
  • Methods, Procedures and Techniques
    • Vulcan Nerve Pinch
      • (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
      • Spock saves a choking customer at Cap'n Kirk's, after the Enterprise gets turned into a restaurant. (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)
  • Middle Schools
    • Alta Dina Middle School
      • Episode Super Sized Friends Special Edition No. 1. School where Marty Kulp (Will Ferrell) and Bobbie Mohan Kulp (Ana Gasteyer) are in the music department.
    • Wakefield Middle School
      • Episode Host Lara Flynn Boyle.
  • Military Bases
    • Starkiller Base
      • Kylo Ren goes undercover as a radar technician on Starkiller Base (Host Adam Driver, Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base)
  • Mountains
    • Mount Olympus
      • Home of the Greek gods. (Host Charlie Day 11/05/11 Greek Gods)
  • Movies
    • The Beygency
      • Everybody has to love Beyonce - or else.
    • Black Widow: Age Of Me
      • From episode hosted by Scarlett Johansson - the Black Widow movie about Black Widow dating Ultron.
    • Disney's Bambi
      • Live action reboot of classic animated Bambi movie starring Dwayne Johnson as Bambi.
    • Djesus Uncrossed
      • Tarantino's version of the crucifiction in which Jesus has a shotgun.
    • Falling Down Drunk: The Josh Wells Story
      • Host Conan O'Brien. There is a story behind it.... a murder.
    • Hot Robot
      • Entertainment talk show Fandango All Access interviews the cast of new movie Hot Robot 3: Journey to Boob Mountain, second sequel to the original Hot Robot, the movie that dared to ask the question, "What if American Pie had robots?" (Sketch Movie Interview)
    • Hot Robot 3: Journey to Boob Mountain
      • Entertainment talk show Fandango All Access interviews the cast of new movie Hot Robot 3: Journey to Boob Mountain, second sequel to the original Hot Robot, the movie that dared to ask the question, "What if American Pie had robots?" (Sketch Movie Interview)
    • Medellin
      • New movie on Netflix. "We even made all the fake movies from Entourage." (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
      • Narrator: "This holiday season give the gift of NETFLIX and enjoy streaming shows like Stranger Things, The Crown, and Making a Murder. And in 2019 we’ll have even more programming to choose from because we’ve gone crazy!"
    • The Midnight Coterie Of Sinister Intruders
      • If Wes Anderson made a slasher flick.
    • Murder By Number
      • Movie plagued by farting actors from 5/20/2017 episode with The Rock/Katy Perry.
    • Murder On The 23rd Floor
      • Murder mystery movie being filmed. (Segment One take Tony)
    • Point of No Returns
      • In order to prepare for his new movie, Denzel Washington goes to work at Macy's. (Returns and Exchanges)
    • Queen’s Boulevard
      • New movie on Netflix. "We even made all the fake movies from Entourage." (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
      • Narrator: "This holiday season give the gift of NETFLIX and enjoy streaming shows like Stranger Things, The Crown, and Making a Murder. And in 2019 we’ll have even more programming to choose from because we’ve gone crazy!"
    • Rad Times At Frat U
      • Movie inspired by Animal House (2018 episode hosted by Adam Driver)
    • Zoo-opolis
      • New animated movie about a city populated with animals. It's not Zootopia. (sketch Zoo-opolis)
  • Movies-Children
    • Disney's Ray of Light
      • Film. (Host: Jennifer Lopez)
    • Journey to the Disney Vault
      • Journey to the Disney Vault is an animated Disney feature about a young brother and sister that are taken to the Disney vault to watch their favorite movies, where they find Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure, a ten year supply of Mickey-ear shaped snacks of chicken, meat and fish, Walt Disney's frozen head, Vivian Leigh's frozen head, a HUAC House Un-American Activities Committee report revealing that Disney ratted out animators for being communists, the very original version of Song of the South, even more racist version that Walt Disney only played at parties, and a map to Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park Disney's America, a tied-up Jim Henson, and Scar the Disney lawyer with a copy of The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba sits in for Meredith on The View. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney Vault)
  • Movies-Documentary
    • Wild Wild Country
      • Netflix presents a documentary called Wild Wild Country about the City of Rajneesh in Oregon, an entire community base on compassion and sharing, with the goal to raise consciousness. Though some people just joined for the ass. (Sketch Wild Wild Country)
  • Movies-Fake Reboots and Sequels
    • Bambi 2002
      • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure
      • Journey to the Disney Vault is an animated Disney feature about a young brother and sister that are taken to the Disney vault to watch their favorite movies, where they find Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure, a ten year supply of Mickey-ear shaped snacks of chicken, meat and fish, Walt Disney's frozen head, Vivian Leigh's frozen head, a HUAC House Un-American Activities Committee report revealing that Disney ratted out animators for being communists, the very original version of Song of the South, even more racist version that Walt Disney only played at parties, and a map to Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park Disney's America, a tied-up Jim Henson, and Scar the Disney lawyer with a copy of The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba sits in for Meredith on The View. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney Vault)
    • The Fault In Our Stars 2: The Ebola In Our Everything
      • "Because you can't quarantine your heart" (Host Sarah Silverman 2014)
    • Hot Shots Part Quatro
      • Charlie Sheen mentions the movies he can make now that he's been fired from his job on Two and a Half Men - Major League 3, Hot Shots Part Quatro and Platoon 2: Electric Platoon-aloo. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi
      • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog
      • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Look Who Else Who is Talking Also
      • The next logical step in the Look Who's Talking trilogy- everybody's talking now, from the lamp to the steak on the dinner table.
    • Major League 3
      • Charlie Sheen mentions the movies he can make now that he's been fired from his job on Two and a Half Men - Major League 3, Hot Shots Part Quatro and Platoon 2: Electric Platoon-aloo. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back
      • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Platoon 2: Electric Platoon-aloo
      • Charlie Sheen mentions the movies he can make now that he's been fired from his job on Two and a Half Men - Major League 3, Hot Shots Part Quatro and Platoon 2: Electric Platoon-aloo. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin
      • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Song of the South (very Original Version)
      • Journey to the Disney Vault is an animated Disney feature about a young brother and sister that are taken to the Disney vault to watch their favorite movies, where they find Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure, a ten year supply of Mickey-ear shaped snacks of chicken, meat and fish, Walt Disney's frozen head, Vivian Leigh's frozen head, a HUAC House Un-American Activities Committee report revealing that Disney ratted out animators for being communists, the very original version of Song of the South, even more racist version that Walt Disney only played at parties, and a map to Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park Disney's America, a tied-up Jim Henson, and Scar the Disney lawyer with a copy of The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba sits in for Meredith on The View. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney Vault)
    • Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise
      • Captain Kirk: It has been six months since the Enterprise has been sold to Marriott Corporation as a revolving theme restaurant. It has been difficult for my crew but they have adjusted admirably. (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)
    • Star Wars Episode V: Secret Santa
      • Star Wars sequel from Death Star Casual Fridays skit hosted by Charlie Sheen.
    • The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba Sits in For Meredith On The View
      • Journey to the Disney Vault is an animated Disney feature about a young brother and sister that are taken to the Disney vault to watch their favorite movies, where they find Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure, a ten year supply of Mickey-ear shaped snacks of chicken, meat and fish, Walt Disney's frozen head, Vivian Leigh's frozen head, a HUAC House Un-American Activities Committee report revealing that Disney ratted out animators for being communists, the very original version of Song of the South, even more racist version that Walt Disney only played at parties, and a map to Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park Disney's America, a tied-up Jim Henson, and Scar the Disney lawyer with a copy of The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba sits in for Meredith on The View. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney Vault)
  • Movies-Horror
    • Haunting Neverland
      • The Michael Jackson ghost movie, movie on the Lifetime Channel. (Can I Play That? sketch, episode host Idris Elba)
  • Movies-Parody
    • Give Us All Our Daughters Back
      • Movie featuring various characters from other revenge movies, like Liam Nelson from Taken, Denzel Washington and The Bride from Kill Bill, teaming up together a la The Expendables to get their daughters back.
    • The Group Hopper (movie)
      • New movie adapted from a YA novel, written entirely in the comment section of a Hunger Games trailer, from the director of Maze Runner, the producer of Divergent and a casual fan of The Giver. Rated G for asexual kissing. (Skit The Group Hopper)
    • Me
      • Parody of Her, starring Jonah Hill.
    • Samurai Night Fever
      • Saturday Night Fever parody, with John Belushi's Samurai as a disco dancer. Host O.J. Simpson plays the Samurai's brother. (February 25, 1978)
  • Movies-Porn
    • 101 Fellations
      • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Frat Boy Orgy
      • Gay porn movie mentioned by Pete Davidson on Weekly Update segment of episode hosted by Blake Shelton.
    • Jackhammer Joes
      • Gay porn movie mentioned by Pete Davidson on Weekly Update segment of episode hosted by Blake Shelton.
    • On Golden Blond
      • Jeff Goldblum rents porno On Golden Blond from Karl's Video. (Host Jeff Goldblum / Aerosmith)
    • Stud Horse 1
      • Gay porn movie mentioned by Pete Davidson on Weekly Update segment of episode hosted by Blake Shelton.
    • Stud Horse 2
      • Gay porn movie mentioned by Pete Davidson on Weekly Update segment of episode hosted by Blake Shelton.
    • Stud Horse 3
      • Gay porn movie mentioned by Pete Davidson on Weekly Update segment of episode hosted by Blake Shelton.
    • Stud Horse 4
      • Gay porn movie mentioned by Pete Davidson on Weekly Update segment of episode hosted by Blake Shelton.
  • Movies-Science Fiction
    • The Mos Eisley Five: A Star Wars Story
      • New Star Wars anthology film introduced by none other than J.J. Abrams (2017 host Charles Barkley)
    • Space Mistakes
      • Science fiction movie. He made a mistake, and because it happened in space, he blew up. (Episode 11/6/19 Chance the Rapper)
  • Moving, Delivery, Shipping and Storage
    • Middle American Van Lines
      • Moving company that doesn't move furniture, they move people. Literally. Announcer: You're moving. Saying goodbye to old friends. Looking forward to making new ones. It's not always easy to leave a place you love. We understand. That's why we take good care of the things you care for most. At Middle American Van Lines, we believe in doing things right. We treat everything that belongs to you, just as though it belonged to us. We give your most prized possessions the attention they deserve. And we make sure your entire household reaches its destination in one piece. At Middle American Van Lines, we don't move furniture… we move people. (Host Rob Reiner 10/25/75)
  • Musicians
    • The Danny Band
      • Band performing at the Stargazer Lounge, the bar at the Chatsworth House: A Marriott Experience. (Hotel Check In sketch)
    • Deandra Wells
      • Musician Deandra Wells, also known as Lady Music, returns for a comeback tour. (Host Britney Spears 05/13/00)
    • Ezekial THE RAPPIN KID Jenkins
      • Sketch: Rap Street.
    • The Folksmen
      • American folk music trio featuring Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer that first appeared in an SNL sketch, and then later in their own mockumentary film A Mighty Wind.
    • Gemini's Twin
      • Episode Host: Jennifer Lopez. Saturday Night Live's version of musicians Destiny's Child.
    • Grandmaster Rap
      • Sketch: Rap Street.
    • The Great Frog Society
      • Supergroup of dead musicians in Heaven led by Jim Morrison, featuring Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, Janis Joplin, Buddy Holly and Louis Armstrong. (Host Val Kilmer 12/10/2011 - Behind the Music: Rock & Roll Heaven)
    • Kid Shazam
      • Sketch: Rap Street.
    • Max Rebo Band
      • Lando Calrissian performs his song Making Love in Space with the Max Rebo Band at the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel. (Skit Lando's Summit)
    • MC Kevin Gustafson
      • Sketch: Rap Street.
    • No Refund
      • When *NSYNC performed on SNL they didn't want to just sing, they wanted to do a skit. No Refund was the new opening act for a band called 6 Degrees Celcius (or something like that). They sang the song 'Supersize It'.
    • Rockers to Help Explain Whitewater
      • Episode Rockers to Help Explain Whitewater. A group of artists brought together to help explain The Clintons' Whitewater scandal to the nation. The name of the song is 'It's Difficult', released on Jasmine Records.
    • The Winston Graff Trio
      • Episode Host: Elle McPherson. Album by Winston Graff Trio titled, Pac-Man Fever.
  • Natural Areas
    • The Metal Fields
      • Location in the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper, the fields where teens stay until the groupers pass them on to the sorties for sorting. (Skit The Group Hopper)
  • Newspapers
    • NY Planet
      • Newspaper. (Season 43 episode 9 Kevin Hart - Captain Shadow and the Cardinal)
  • Nonprofit Organizations
    • The Melania For First Lady Foundation
      • From opening skit of Donald Trump hosted episode.
  • Office Products
    • Shoepolish Of The Outhouse Typing Paper
      • Product from the Jessica Simpson Chicken of the Sea sketch.
  • Office Supply Stores
    • Scotch Tape Boutique
      • Store in a failing shopping mall.
  • Optometry
    • Samurai Optometrist
      • John Belushi's Samurai as an optometrist that nearly commits seppuku when Mr. Dantley calls him an optician. (November 11, 1978)
  • Personal Care Products
    • Autumn Fizz Carbonated Douche
      • Feminine hygiene product commercial, for that fresh & clean feeling, (Ron Nessen / Patti Smith April 17, 1976)
    • Autumn's Eve Pumpkin Spice Douche
      • Feminine hygiene product from Autumn's Eve commercial parody featuring Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant and Vanessa Bayer. "From the makers of Summer's Eve comes Autumn's Eve Pumpkin Spice Douche - the first intimate care wash with all the bold, spicy flavors of fall. Because nothing says clean like warm, gooey pumpkin and hot, itchy cinnamon."
    • Big Brawn Feminine Napkins
      • "It's like a big friendly lumberjack between your knees"
    • Body Floss
      • New Swedish body floss that promises to make hygiene fun. (Steve Martin/Randy Newman, Dirt Band January 21, 1978)
    • Chia Head
      • Hair replacement product.
    • Christmas' Eve Douche Peppermint Douche
      • Feminine hygiene product from Autumn's Eve commercial parody featuring Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant and Vanessa Bayer.
    • Cresk Toothpaste
      • Pharmacist (John Belushi) recommends Cresk toothpaste for housewife's (Gilda Radner) dead son. (Dyan Cannon with musical guest Leon and Mary Russell - May 15, 1976)
    • Ebony Sure Adult Diapers
      • Sketch: Rap Street. Adult Diapers.
    • Hadley & Wyche
      • Spokesman: Hedley & Wyche, is the toothpaste that makes brushing a pleasure. That's because its mild cleaning agent is enhanced by two teaspoons of pure cane sugar, for a smile that says "Yum, that was good!"
    • Kotex Classic
      • "This is your mother's pad"
    • The Lung Brush
      • Used every night by heavy smoker Chris Farley to remove quarts of tar from his lungs before going to bed with wife Victoria Jackson (Did you forget to brush?)
    • Magic Mouth
      • Product that turns farts into smart comments. "It's like having a professor up your butt."
    • Martin Sheen Hairspray
      • Actress Jane Curtin uses Martin Sheen's saliva as her take-charge hairspray of choice. (Martin Sheen 12/22/79)
    • Mohawk Master Clippers
      • Clippers to help maintain your punk hairdo. (O.J. Simpson / Ashford & Simpson - February 25, 1978)
    • Motorized Orgasmic Release 320 Machine
      • Episode Super Sized Friends Special Edition No. 1.
    • Motorized Orgasmic Release 4000 Machine
      • Episode Super Sized Friends Special Edition No. 1.
    • Oops! I Crapped My Pants
      • Adult diapers. Super fluff for maximum absorption.
    • Rovco Puberty Helper
      • Just one single application is enough to cover a full five years of agony. Avoid potentially damaging adolescent trauma. Look neat, feel sharp through what psychiatrists term the "insecurity-prone years.” Guaranteed to work or your money back. (Jodie Foster - 11/27/76)
    • Somedays
      • Feminine hygiene product Will Ferrel auditions for.
    • St. Paddy's Eve Shamrock Douche
      • Feminine hygiene product from Autumn's Eve commercial parody featuring Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant and Vanessa Bayer.
    • Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream - New Formula
      • Penis cream Steve Martin sells on Season 20: Episode 1. "In a matter of weeks, your penis will be looking smoother and softer, the way women like it." You know it's safe, because it's tested on animals. "1-800-555-WANQ"
    • Super-Absorbent Dry Hose
      • (Madeline Kahn - May 8, 1976)
    • Tressant Suprême
      • Deep moisturizing hair color with traces of crack cocaine.
    • Triple-Trac Shaver
      • Gullible people will appreciate the Triple-Trac shaver's tricky bladework. (George Carlin / Janis Ian, Billy Preston - October 11, 1975)
    • Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover
      • There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women. It's a problem that will only get worse with age... Really cool lower-back tattoos.
  • Pest Control Products
    • BugOff
      • Roach trap that tortures roaches.
    • Moth Masher
      • Dan Aykroyd demonstrates how to use his masher to preserve moths. (Chevy Chase - 02/18/78)
    • Petchow Brand Rat Poison
      • Hi! I'm Hank Petchow. I love my dog, and I love taking care of him. But as much as I like feeding ol' Shep here every morning, there's some animals I'd rather not feed – rodents, mice, rats. I hate them. That's why I developed this. Petchow Brand Rat Poison. Petchow's the only rat poison deadly enough to carry my name – Petchow. And Petchow's the most powerful rat poison on the market. In fact, it's so strong, it could easily kill an animal much larger than any rat you'll ever see - instantly. (Tom Arnold - 02/17/96)
  • Pet Products
    • Doggie Downers
      • Jill: My dog Skippy used to be like that.. until I found out about Puppy Uppers. Puppy Uppers pep up your pooch, plus, they help control his weight. Joy: Maybe it's me, Jill, but I'd say Sparky's perked up a little too much. Jill: No argument there, Joy. When my Skippy gets too frisky, what I do is give him these - Doggie Downers. Joy: Doggie Downers.. mellows out your mutt. Hmm… I'll try them. Jill: That's Puppy uppers for when your dog's like this. And Doggie Downers, for when your dog's like this. From Hound-Doze. (Dick Cavett - 11/13/76)
    • Felina Cat Food
      • Spokesman: We have a cat food so good.. that you can't tell it's cat food! And we're here in Fort Francis, Missouri to prove it! Hi, I'm TV's Ross Potter, at Mel's Value King, for Felina Kitchens! We've prepared two identical casseroles. The only difference – the one was made with eighty-cents' worth of expensive canned tuna; the other, with forty-cents' worth of Felina Cat Food. (Rob Reiner - 10/25/75)
    • Puppy Uppers
      • Jill: My dog Skippy used to be like that.. until I found out about Puppy Uppers. Puppy Uppers pep up your pooch, plus, they help control his weight. Joy: Maybe it's me, Jill, but I'd say Sparky's perked up a little too much. Jill: No argument there, Joy. When my Skippy gets too frisky, what I do is give him these - Doggie Downers. Joy: Doggie Downers.. mellows out your mutt. Hmm… I'll try them. Jill: That's Puppy uppers for when your dog's like this. And Doggie Downers, for when your dog's like this. From Hound-Doze. (Dick Cavett - 11/13/76)
    • Purina Rat Chow
      • Pied piper pitches Purina Rat Chow for apartment pests. (Raquel Welch / Phoebe Snow, John Sebastian - April 24, 1976)
  • Pet Stores
    • Hound-Doze
      • Jill: My dog Skippy used to be like that.. until I found out about Puppy Uppers. Puppy Uppers pep up your pooch, plus, they help control his weight. Joy: Maybe it's me, Jill, but I'd say Sparky's perked up a little too much. Jill: No argument there, Joy. When my Skippy gets too frisky, what I do is give him these - Doggie Downers. Joy: Doggie Downers.. mellows out your mutt. Hmm… I'll try them. Jill: That's Puppy uppers for when your dog's like this. And Doggie Downers, for when your dog's like this. From Hound-Doze. (Dick Cavett - 11/13/76)
    • Whiskers R' We
      • Pet store seen in episode hosted by Kristin Wiig 2017.
  • Pizza Parlors
    • Bertucci's Brick Oven And Pizza
      • A family of four wins prize to be in a commercial. "Horny for Family". (2019 Host Will Ferrell)
  • Planets
    • Argos 9
      • Planet where humans have Thanksgiving dinner with the local aliens. (Sketch Space Thanksgiving)
    • Argus X
      • Planet originally from Star Trek: The Original Series episode Obsession that Captain Kirk (John Belushi) mentions in his hunch speech: "I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X." The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
    • Ingraham B
      • Planet originally from Star Trek: The Original Series episode Operation -- Annihilate! that Captain Kirk (John Belushi) mentions in his hunch speech: "I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X." The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
    • Krypton
      • Celebrity game show contestant Tilda Swinton describes herself as a kitten girl on planet Krypton. (Skit The Price is Right Celebrity Edition)
    • Manark IV
      • Planet originally from Star Trek: The Original Series episode The Empath that Captain Kirk (John Belushi) mentions in his hunch speech: "I have a hunch, Mr. Spock, that we are about to face a menace more terrifying than the flying parasites of Ingraham B, more insidious than the sand bats of Manark IV, more bloodthirsty than the vampire clouds of Argus X." The menace turns out to be an NBC network executive coming to tell them that the show has been canceled (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
    • Zorblat 9
      • Planet that invade Earth while Trump is president (Episode 3/11/17, host: Scarlett Johansson)
    • Zorblatt 9
      • Planet that invades Earth. President Trump speaks to the military in cold open Alien Attack.
  • Private Clubs
    • Orange Park Acres Tennis Club
      • Tennis club hosting a bachelor Auction featuring Chad and tennis great John McEnroe. (Sketch Bachelor Auction)
    • Trump National Golf Club
      • Seen in episode hosted by Kristin Wiig 2017.
  • Products-Other
    • America's Worst Moments Commemorative Plates
      • Sketch: America's Worst Moments. produced by Zilman Collectibles.
    • Baby Urine
      • Sponsor of Charlie Sheen's new talk show - got a drug test coming up? Get yourself some nice, clean baby urine. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • Banshee Surrogate Mourning Device
      • Ed Herlihy endorses the Banshee Surrogate Mourning Device. (Bill Russell / Chicago - November 3, 1979)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Celeste Holm
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cher with Chastity
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cher with David
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cher with Greg
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cher with Sonny
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cicely Tyson
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Dale Robertson
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Dan Duryea
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Doug McClure
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Fernando Lamas
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Glenda Jackson
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "If it's bargains you're after, quite frankly, we're overstocked on Ida Lupino! Over fifty thousand gallons! Enough to fight an octopus in! And best offer takes it! So, whether it's a glass of Jeff Chandler to soak your dentures in…” Cindy Cleavage: "…or just a bottle of Glenda Jackson to pour in a paper bag and drop out the window…” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Howard Keel
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Ida Lupino
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "If it's bargains you're after, quite frankly, we're overstocked on Ida Lupino! Over fifty thousand gallons! Enough to fight an octopus in! And best offer takes it! So, whether it's a glass of Jeff Chandler to soak your dentures in…” Cindy Cleavage: "…or just a bottle of Glenda Jackson to pour in a paper bag and drop out the window…” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Jay North
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Jeff Chandler
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "If it's bargains you're after, quite frankly, we're overstocked on Ida Lupino! Over fifty thousand gallons! Enough to fight an octopus in! And best offer takes it! So, whether it's a glass of Jeff Chandler to soak your dentures in…” Cindy Cleavage: "…or just a bottle of Glenda Jackson to pour in a paper bag and drop out the window…” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Jim Backus
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Kitty Carlisle
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Max Von Sydow
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Nancy Kwan
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Nipsey Russell
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Paul Robeson
      • Cindy Cleavage: And for you collectors looking for something a bit out of the ordinary, why not these matched pints of Paul Robeson's bathwater? (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Richard Crenna
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Roy Schneider
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Shelley Winters
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Tatum O'Neil
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Warren Oates
      • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Short 'n' Curlies
      • Pubic Hair Shampoo.
    • Thompson's Original Water Seal
      • From Weekend Update.
    • Tiger Blood
      • Sponsor of Charlie Sheen's new talk show - it's blood from a tiger. It's up to you what to do with it. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • Zilman Collectibles
      • Sketch: America's Worst Moments. The makers of Americas Worst Moments Commemorative Plates.
  • Professional Organizations
    • International Mad Scientist Society
      • The International Mad Scientist Society hosts their annual Most Evil Invention in the World Contest. Entries include a Shrink Ray, a Freeze Ray and Robochomo, a robot that molests children. (Episode 5/20/2017 Host Dwayne Johnson, skit International Mad Scientist Society)
    • Tanglewood Hunting Club
      • From Bambi reboot movie starring Dwayne Johnson - the hunting club that Bambi seeks revenge on.
  • Psychic Services
    • Madame Vivelda
      • Psychic. After a horrible 2019, a group of friends visit a psychic to see how things will get better for them in 2020. They don't get good news. (Episode 10/24/20 Adele)
  • Public Relations
    • Heavenly Recording Studio
      • Recording studio used by The Great Frog Society, a supergroup of dead musicians in Heaven led by Jim Morrison, featuring Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, Janis Joplin, Buddy Holly and Louis Armstrong. (Host Val Kilmer 12/10/2011 - Behind the Music: Rock & Roll Heaven)
  • Radio Programs
    • The Delicious Dish
      • Episode Host: Alec Baldwin. A radio talk show about food.
    • Get Ready Get Spaghetti
      • Episode Host: Alec Baldwin. Another radio talk show mentioned on The Delicious Dish.
    • Use Your Noodle
      • Episode Host: Alec Baldwin. Another radio talk show about food mentioned on The Delicious Dish.
  • Radio Stations
    • WGN Radio
      • Bill Murray was station DJ Dick Lanky and Dan Aykroyd was meteorologist Todd Sweeney.
  • Realms
    • Gray World
      • World where teens live in the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper takes place. (Skit The Group Hopper)
  • Recipes
    • Chocolate and Sardine Milkshake
      • Secret Dougie family recipe. (Ryan Gosling - Cool)
  • Record Companies
    • Jasmine Records
      • Episode Rockers to Help Explain Whitewater. Jasmine Records released the single 'It's Difficult' by Rockers to help Exlpain Whitewater.
    • Street Sounds Recording Studio
      • Record company. (Host: Jennifer Lopez)
  • Repair Services
    • Samurai TV Repairman
      • John Belushi's Samurai as a TV repairman. The Samurai tosses a TV set around, hits it with his sword, plunges two knives into the top grill, and the picture turns out perfect. (May 20, 1978)
  • Restaurants-Asian
    • The China Club
      • Nightclub from a Roxbury guys sketch.
  • Restaurants-BBQ
    • Mel's Char Palace
      • Mel (Dan Aykroyd) and "Mrs. Mel" (Gilda Radner), promote their steakhouse on Route 17 in Paramus, where diners select their own steer, cuts and portions. "You stun it, you cut it, you charbroil it!" (Host Candice Bergen)
  • Restaurants-Italian
    • Renali's Italian Restaurant
      • Sketch: Bensonhurst Dating Game.
  • Restaurants-Mexican
    • Stevie Nicks' Fajita Round up
      • Portrayed by Lucy Lawless.
  • Restaurants-Other
    • Benny's
      • Parody of Denny's.
    • Dell Stator's Inc. 99¢ Toad Ranch Restaurant
      • In these days of runaway inflation, there aren't many family restaurants left with quality service and good food value. Now, we're talkin' about the kind of restaurant that doesn't sacrifice that Sunday dinner feelin' and still serves the family a tasty meal at home town prices. They just don't seem to be around any more. Except one: Dell Stator's 99 cent Toad Ranch! (Buck Henry - 05/22/76)
    • Dell Stator's Rabbit Hut
      • Restaurant. (Christopher Lee - 03/25/78)
    • Fresh-A-Pepper
      • Marco and Carlo's restaurant "Fresh-A-Pepper", opened the next summer. It was an immediate success. Dishes created in their kitchen such as the Pepper Sandwich, Steamed Pepper A La Marco, and Pepper Surprise (A Big Pile of Pepper) made them famous. In 1993, Carlo died of Pepper Lung, but Marco is sill alive today in a nursing home made of oregano. They were out of pepper. (Pepper Boy)
    • Hub's Gyros
      • You like-a da juice, eh? Juice is gooood. (Hub's Gyros)
    • La Cantore
      • From episode hosted by Kirstie Alley.
    • Mike's Curry Palace
      • Episode Host: Jennifer Lopez. The restaurant below pop sensation Gemini's Twin's apartment. (as seen on a spoof of MTV's Cribs)
    • Omletteville
      • From Justin Timberlake sketch.
    • Potato in Chainmail
      • Host Jason Priestly.
    • Shooter's
      • The SNL version of Hooter's.
  • Restaurants-Seafood
    • Cap'n Kirk's
      • Captain Kirk: It has been six months since the Enterprise has been sold to Marriott Corporation as a revolving theme restaurant. It has been difficult for my crew but they have adjusted admirably. (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)
    • McSooshi
      • From episode hosted by Steve Guttenberg.
  • Schools-Magic
    • Hogwarts Academy
      • The kids return from summer break to find that Hermoine's got big boobs. (Host Lindsay Lohan - Harry Potter: Hermione Growth Spurt)
  • Schools-Other
    • Academy of Better Careers
      • Salesman: Did you know that the recent glut of late night TV ads for so-called training schools has created a demand for skilled phone answerers to take calls and write down messages? It's true. The countless schools and institutions that teach you computer programming, motel management, airport surveillance and diesel mechanics - to name but a few - desperately need operators to stand by at the end of their TV ads. Now, ABC - the Academy of Better Careers - offers you the chance to become one of these sought after, high paid stand-by operators. (George Carlin: 10/11/75)
    • Ambassador Training Institute
      • Are you stuck in a go-nowhere, do-nothing job? If so, this is your chance to start an exciting career in the world of international diplomacy as an ambassador to a foreign country by enrolling now at the Ambassador Training Institute. (Candice Bergen - 11/08/75)
    • Norman Bates School of Hotel Management
      • Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) from Psycho argues with his unseen mother while quizzing viewers on how to become a hotel manager. (Anthony Perkins / Betty Carter - March 13, 1976)
    • Professional School Of Football
      • Are you stuck in a go-nowhere, do-nothing job? Well, if so, this is your opportunity to start an exciting new career in the world of professional football, by enrolling now in the Professional School of Football. (Charles Grodin - 10/29/77)
  • Serial Killers
    • The Chef Hat Killer
      • Episode Seattle Today. Mass Murderers.
    • The Scar
      • Episode Seattle Today. Mass Murderers.
    • The Ten Gallon Hat Killer
      • Episode Seattle Today. Mass Murderers.
  • Shopping Centers
    • Alpine Plaza
      • Fictional shopping center in Denver where morning TV talk show Good Day Denver reporter interviews the Invest Twins, incorrectly called the Incest Twins at a Barnes and Noble (2018 episode with host Liev Schreiber)
  • Social Clubs
    • Five Timers Club
      • Special club reserved for those that have hosted the show at least 5 times. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
  • Songs
    • Barbar Ob Debil
      • Song by Buckwheat from the album Buh-West Sings.
    • Fee Tines A Mady
      • Song by Buckwheat from the album Buh-West Sings.
    • Making Love in Space
      • Lando Calrissian performs his song Making Love in Space with the Max Rebo Band at the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel. (Skit Lando's Summit)
    • Una Panoonah Banka
      • Song by Buckwheat from the album Buh-West Sings.
    • Wookin' Pa Nub In All The Wrong Places
      • Song by Buckwheat from the album Buh-West Sings.
  • Sports Associations
    • Weather Wrestling Federation
      • From Weekend Update.
  • Sports Teams-Mascots
    • Central University Cougars
      • Mascot of Central University, location of Coach Bert pedophilia investigation. (Host Steve Buscemi, sketch Coach Bert)
    • East Lake High School Spartans
      • Recurring sketch The Spartan Cheerleaders. Although they didn't make the cheerleading squad, Craig (Will Ferrell) and Arianna (Cheri Oteri) cheer anyway. (November 11, 1995)
  • Sports Teams-Other
    • Night Hawks
      • In the Buddweiser Light beer commercial parody, ice hockey players Joe Piscopo (The Rockies) and Robin Williams (The Night Hawks) fight on the ice over Joe's ex-wife ran off with Robin.
    • Rockies
      • In the Buddweiser Light beer commercial parody, ice hockey players Joe Piscopo (The Rockies) and Robin Williams (The Night Hawks) fight on the ice over Joe's ex-wife ran off with Robin.
  • Stores-Other
    • All Things Scottish
      • Store where everything's Scottish: "Welcome to All Things Scottish – if it's not Scottish, it's craaaapp!! Can I help ye?" Featuring Mike Myers.
    • Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars
      • Cindy Cleavage: Ohhh! Hi! I'm Cindy Cleavage and right now I'm taking time out from my busy stage, screen and television schedule to luxurate– luxuriate in a nice, hot bath! Oh, it's so soothing and my cares just melt away! And, best of all, this bath won't go down the drain, oh no! This bathwater will be sold by Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars! (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
  • Strip Clubs
    • Beefcake
      • Strip Club. (Host: Jennifer Lopez)
  • Support Groups
    • Bitches Without Riches
      • From Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon.
  • Tactical Clothing Products
    • Invisibility Cloak
      • Harry and Ron discuss the invisibility cloak. (Host Lindsay Lohan - Harry Potter: Hermione Growth Spurt)
  • Theater Productions
    • The Golden Ribbon
      • Episode Host: Dana Carvey. The Golden Ribbon is the name of the play starring chickens written by Dana Carvey's character Ching Chang.
    • McKeesport Dinner Theater
      • A mystery dinner theater actor milks his part by prolonging his death scene. (Jeff Daniels / Luscious Jackson - January 14, 1995)
  • Thoroughfares-Avenues
    • Eat Me Avenue
      • From Weekend Update.
  • Thoroughfares-Boulevards
    • Go Screw Yourself Blvd
      • From Weekend Update.
  • Thoroughfares-Other
    • Route 17
      • Mel (Dan Aykroyd) and "Mrs. Mel" (Gilda Radner), promote their steakhouse on Route 17 in Paramus, where diners select their own steer, cuts and portions. "You stun it, you cut it, you charbroil it!"
  • Thoroughfares-Streets
    • Duke Street
      • Name of road on prescription bottle in Homocil commercial.
  • Toy Products
    • Bag O' Glass
      • Sold by toymaker Irving Mainway, played by Dan Aykroyd.
    • Boop-It
      • Children's game commercial featuring a loser alcoholic dad that becomes obsessed with the game. (Episode 2/8/20)
    • Happy Fun Ball
      • Warning: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled or looked at.
    • Johnny Switchblade
      • Action figure sold by toymaker Irving Mainway, played by Dan Aykroyd.
    • Litter Critters
      • Creativity kit for kids that turns every surprise your cat leaves you into a fun-packed figurine!
    • The Looking For Mr. Goodbar Sleepytime Playset
      • Toy product commercial featuring Gilda Radner, from Mainway. (Art Garfunkel / Stephen Bishop - March 11, 1978)
    • Totino's Super Bowl Activity Pack For Women
      • From episode hosted by JK Simmons.
    • White Chess
      • Board game. Sponsor of the Ingraham Angle on Fox. "All the pieces are white and everybody wins". (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
  • Toy Stores
    • Cheapkids.net
      • "We search the world to bring you incredible savings." Online retailer featuring car safety seats from Nigeria, semi flame-retardant infant pajamas from the Czech Republic and boxes of pre-owned pacifiers and teething rings from Haiti. "When it comes to your children, why pay more?"
    • Mainway
      • Makers of the The Looking For Mr. Goodbar Sleepytime Playset. (Art Garfunkel / Stephen Bishop - March 11, 1978)
  • Travel Ports
    • The Oculus
      • Scientists from NASA and the Institute of Temporal Anomalies interview a trio of time travelers. A portal opened while they were watching Showtime, sending two of them into the future to meet the future government called The Council of Humanity and were taken to a place called the Oculus that was a gateway to other solar systems. The third person was sent back to caveman times. (Sketch A Journey Through Time)
  • TV Shows
    • Arya
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including Arya, parody of late-1990s MTV animated comedy Daria. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Brother 2 Brother
      • Show on Disney Channel. From episode with Chris Hemsworth host.
    • Castle Black
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including Castle Black, a sexy, moody drama about forbidden love. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Cersei and the City
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including Cersei and the City, parody of Sex and the City. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
      • New show on Netflix. "And we got reboots. Like our dark take on Sabrina, then you’ll love our gritty Family Matters reboot." (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
      • Narrator: "This holiday season give the gift of NETFLIX and enjoy streaming shows like Stranger Things, The Crown, and Making a Murder. And in 2019 we’ll have even more programming to choose from because we’ve gone crazy!"
    • Cody Pepperoni
      • Show on Disney Channel. From episode with Chris Hemsworth host.
    • Game of Thrones: Special Victims Unit
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including in which real-life Law & Order: Special Victims Unit stars Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T take on a case at Rhaenys’ Hill, during which some sick son of a bitch cut his thing off, fed it to his dog, gouged the man’s eyes out, fed him his own eyes, wore his skin to an orgy, and got busy in the holes where his eyes used to be. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Kenny Meade Depot
      • Show on Netflix. "We’ve got so many shows. Even we haven’t seen them all. Like Kenny Meade Depot. It’s been on for three seasons, and only one woman watches it." (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
      • Narrator: "This holiday season give the gift of NETFLIX and enjoy streaming shows like Stranger Things, The Crown, and Making a Murder. And in 2019 we’ll have even more programming to choose from because we’ve gone crazy!"
    • L.A. Breast and Penis
      • Episode L.A. Breast and Penis. skit with Alec Baldwin as a doctor in a Los Angeles Plastic Surgery hospital staff.
    • Leslie Jones in a Van Getting Batteries
      • New show on Netflix. "But don’t worry, we also got that comedy, like Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, or.... Leslie Jones in a Van Getting Batteries." (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
      • Narrator: "This holiday season give the gift of NETFLIX and enjoy streaming shows like Stranger Things, The Crown, and Making a Murder. And in 2019 we’ll have even more programming to choose from because we’ve gone crazy!"
    • The Marvelous Mrs. Melisandre
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including The Marvelous Mrs. Melisandre, parody of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Mobile Shrink
      • Announcer: This Fall, NBC presents an exciting new medical drama. Dr. Robert Liebman, a new breed of analysts, gives up his comfortable office practice to fight depression, neuroses, and feelings of inadequacy, no matter where or when they strike. Chevy Chase is… Mobile Shrink. (Dick Cavett - 11/13/76)
    • No Ballers
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including No Baller, parody of Ballers. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Officer Winslow
      • New show on Netflix. "And we got reboots. Like our dark take on Sabrina, then you’ll love our gritty Family Matters reboot." (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
      • Narrator: "This holiday season give the gift of NETFLIX and enjoy streaming shows like Stranger Things, The Crown, and Making a Murder. And in 2019 we’ll have even more programming to choose from because we’ve gone crazy!"
    • Old French Whore
      • Sketch: Old French Whore.
    • The Queen of Kings Landing
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including The Queen of Kings Landing, parody The King of Queens. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Rap Street
      • Sketch: Rap Street.
    • Remembrances of Love with Wilt Chamberlain
      • Wilt Chamberlain: I love women. I've had 20,000 relationships with beautiful, fascinating women in my life, every day since 1959, and all of them were special in their own way. Tonight, I remember Cheryl – #13,906, but in my heart, she was #2,078. Cheryl was so full of life, love and laughter. Mmm.. I can smell her perfume even now.
    • Saved By the Crown
      • New show on Netflix. "We love Claire Foy as Queen Elizabeth so much, we’re sending her back to high school.” (Season 44 episode 7 Host Claire Foy January 19, 2019 - Netflix Commercial)
      • Narrator: "This holiday season give the gift of NETFLIX and enjoy streaming shows like Stranger Things, The Crown, and Making a Murder. And in 2019 we’ll have even more programming to choose from because we’ve gone crazy!"
    • Science Room
      • Educational science program on PBS from 2017 episode hosted by Sam Rockwell. Sam Rockwell plays the science teacher - and he accidentally dropped the F-bomb on live TV during the skit.
    • Showering with Bill
      • Sharon: Well Jay, I just like, like living my live on TV, you know? I auditioned for The Real World three times and I've been on MTV Karaoke, twice and, um, I've been on my neighbor's show, Showering with Bill, eight times. Jay Thomas: Actually, Sharon, I hate to break it to you, but Showering with Bill is not a TV Show.(Ben Affleck / Fiona Apple - February 19, 2000)
    • Sprockets
      • Sketch: Sprockets.
    • Up Close with Gepetto
      • Sketch: Saturday TV Funhouse.
    • VH1 Diva-Thon
      • Host Conan O'Brien.
    • Victoria's Secrets
      • Sketch: Victoria's Secrets.
    • Weekend Update
      • Recurring sketch, news program.
  • TV Shows-Anthology
    • Cinema Classics
      • Anthology program on PBS hosted by Reese De'What that presents deleted scenes from Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. (Episode 11/7/2020 host Dave Chapelle)
    • The Ladies Man Presents
      • Sketch: The Ladies Man.
  • TV Shows-Children
    • Dire Guys
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including Dire guys, an animated series about the baby wolves. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Fear Factor Junior
      • TV Show - Fear Factor for kids.
    • Hodor's House
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including kids programming in the form of Hodor's house. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
    • Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
      • Reboot/continuation of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, now a bit older. (Season 45 episode Saturday Night Live at Home, with host Tom Hanks)
    • Wildling Out
      • Following the last season of Game of Thrones, HBO launches a series of "prequels, sequels and spinoffs, including kids programming in the form of Wildling Out. (Host Kit Harington April 6, 2019 New HBO Shows)
  • TV Shows-Entertainment News
    • Looks at Books
      • Jane Curtin: Good evening! Welcome to Looks At Books. I'm your host, Jane Curtin. My guest tonight is the author of several books on race in America, and he's here to talk about his latest book, "White Like Me”. (Richard Pryor - 12/13/75)
  • TV Shows-Exercise
    • RBG's Workout Corner
      • Supreme Court judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg demonstrates some exercises you can do at home while quarantined for the COVID-19 outbreak. (Season 45 episode Saturday Night Live at Home, with host Tom Hanks)
  • TV Shows-Game Shows
    • Bank Breakers
      • TV game show. "Where greed isn't good, it's great!" (episode host Kumail Nanjiani)
    • Bensonhurst Dating Game
      • Sketch: Bensonhurst Dating Game.
    • Can I Play That?
      • TV game show where actor contestants answer questions about what roles actors can play. (Episode host Idris Elba)
    • Comedy Killers
      • Sketch fictional gameshow Comedy Killers.
    • Dating in the Nineties
      • Sketch: Dating in the Nineties. skit with Paul Reiser.
    • Game of Game of Thrones
      • Game of Thrones themed game show.
    • Kid Smartz
      • TV game show for kids on GSN sponsored by St. Angie's Crinkle Cut Fries. (Host Bryan Cranston - Kid Smartz Game Show)
    • Meet Your Second Wife!
      • Amy Poehler and Tina Fey host a game show that introduces three "happily married men” to their future second wives. One by one, the unsuspecting husbands watch as increasingly younger girls are paraded on stage in front of their current spouses.
    • Stand Up and Win
      • Sketch: Stand Up and Win.
    • What's Wrong with This Picture?
      • TV game show where contestants guess what's wrong with pictures, sponsored by the Toyota Beef, "The first car for thick boys". (episode host Paul Rudd)
    • Who Wants to Eat?
      • TV game show featuring host Christina Ricci. Sketch: Who Wants to Eat?
    • Who Wants to Get Groped by an Eleven-Thousandaire?
      • Sketch: Who Wants to Get Groped by an Eleven Thousandaire?. featuring host Ben Affleck as the Eleven Thousandaire.
  • TV Shows-Reality TV
    • America's Funniest Hate Videos
      • Parody of America's Funniest Home Videos. (Bob Saget - 05/06/95)
    • America's Got Talent: Wait, They're Good?
      • Special episode of America's Got Talent filled with contestants that don't seem like they're going to be good, but then they are. (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Dog Show
      • Sketch: Dog Show.
    • Real Stories of the Arkansas Highway Patrol
      • Welcome to "Real Stories of the Arkansas Highway Patrol”. I'm Terry Gamble. As always, the events you see tonight are as they actually happened, videotaped in the field. In our first segment, we follow Arkansas State Trooper Glenn MacRae, as he pulls over a 1988 Mustang. At the wheel – a 25-year old co-ed from the University of Arkansas, with an okay face but a killer body.
  • TV Shows-Shopping
    • SHN
      • Shop at Home Network. From the Star Wars Bonanza collection sketch featuring Mark Hamill being sold for $80,000 to Harrison Ford.
  • TV Shows-Soap Operas
    • The Californians
      • Silly soap opera.
    • Fairwood Manor
      • The cast of soap opera Fairwood Manor reunites on TV talk show Nancy. (Host Kevin Hart / sketch Soap Opera Reunion)
  • TV Shows-Specials
    • Network Battle of the T's and A's
      • The biggest stars, with the biggest T's, and the nicest A's! Featuring Cheryl Ladd, Wonder Woman Lynda Carter, Suzanne Somers, Lola Falana, Valerie Perrine, Adrienne Barbeau... All your favorite T's & A's, including Hootchie Cootchie girl Charo and special guest star Carol Wayne, plus the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. (The Rolling Stones 10/07/78)
  • TV Shows-Sports
    • Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly
      • Recurring sketch featuring shaven-head Scottish soccer fans Andy Gray (Mike Myers) and Ian Daeglish (Mark McKinney) on ESPN2.
  • TV Shows-Talk Shows
    • Bronx Beat with Betty & Jodi
      • "Today's show brought you by the number 38 and the letter Double D." (Skit Bronx Beat, Host: Katy Perry)
    • The Chris Farley Show
      • Recurring sketch featuring Chris Farley.
    • Church Chat
      • Recurring sketch featuring Dana Carvey as the uptight, smug and pious Church Lady.
    • Coffee Talk
      • Recurring sketch featuring Mike Myers playing a stereotypical Jewish middle-aged woman with an exaggerated New York accent with long, painted fake nails, gold jewelry, gaudy sweaters, large dark glasses and and big hair.
    • D.C. Morning
      • TV morning talk show in Washington D.C., that covers President Trump being chased by the police in a white Bronco, like O.J. Simpson (Episode 11/7/2020 host Dave Chapelle)
    • Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley
      • Recurring sketch featuring Al Franken. Stuart Smalley: I'm going to do a terrific show today! And I'm gonna help people! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, dog gone it, people like me!
    • Eye On Buffalo
      • Eye on Buffalo morning TV Talk show on WDHX 19 experiences a delay communicating with a reporter on location. (Season 37 episode 1 9/24/2011 - Satellite Delay skit)
    • Good Day Denver
      • Morning TV talk show featuring The Incest Twins (2018 episode with host Liev Schreiber)
    • I Didn't Ask For This
      • TV talk show hosted by Roger Sims to support people whose lives have been ruined because of embarrassing videos of them on the Internet. (Host Jon Hamm 10/30/10 - skit I Didn't Ask For This)

    • The Ladies Man
      • Recurring sketch featuring Tim Meadows.
    • Nancy
      • The cast of soap opera Fairwood Manor reunites on TV talk show Nancy. (Host Kevin Hart / sketch Soap Opera Reunion)
    • Seattle Today
      • Recurring sketch, a morning TV talk show.
    • Wake Up Wakefield
      • Morning TV talk show. (Host Lara Flynn Boyle)
    • Wayne's World
      • Recurring sketch featuring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey, a public access TV talk show aiiring every Friday evening at 10:30pm from Wayne's parents' basement.
  • TV Stations
    • WDHX 19
      • Eye on Buffalo morning TV Talk show on WDHX 19 experiences a delay communicating with a reporter on location. (Season 37 episode 1 9/24/2011 - Satellite Delay skit)
    • WIIX
      • Kristin Wiig is a reporter for a local news team covering a robbery at Dairy Queen. (Sketch Around the Town)
  • TV Stations-News
    • KCR News Albany
      • Jonah Hill's character proposes to his weather girl girlfriend on air. She says no, but only because she wanted to propose to him on air instead, which she does. "Albany’s favorite news team" (Host Jonah Hill - KCR News Albany)
  • TV Stations-Numbers
    • Channel 05
      • The News Center 5 Albany news team covers the freak once-in-a-century hail storm that hit the quaint town of Pebble Falls, during which a couple local residents kissed. "Come for the ice cream, stay for the big wooden nickel." (Episode 11/7/2020 host Dave Chapelle)
    • Channel 08
      • TV station with local news program Action 8 Newswatch.
  • TV Stations-Theme
    • MTV4
      • Parody of MTV.
    • Soapne
      • Soap opera themed TV channel airing the silly soap opera The Californians.
  • Universities
    • Anna Nicole Smith University
      • From Weekend Update.
    • Central University
      • Location of Coach Bert pedophilia investigation. (Host Steve Buscemi, sketch Coach Bert)
    • College U
      • Entertainment talk show Fandango All Access interviews the cast of new movie Hot Robot 3: Journey to Boob Mountain. One of the cast members mentions the fictional college from the movie, College U. (Sketch Movie Interview)
  • Vehicle Models - Cars and Trucks
    • Royal Deluxe II
      • Automobile. "A luxury name and a luxury ride at a middle range price."
    • Toyota Beef
      • TV game show sponsor. "The first car for thick boys". (What's Wrong with This Picture? sketch, episode host Paul Rudd)
  • Vehicles-Cars and Trucks
    • Shadowmobile
      • Black superhero Captain Shadow's car. (Season 43 episode 9 Kevin Hart - Captain Shadow and the Cardinal)
  • Vehicles-Space
    • U.S.S. Enterprise
      • (Skit: Star Trek: The Last Voyage, Season 1 episode hosted by Elliott Gould)
      • Captain Kirk: It has been six months since the Enterprise has been sold to Marriott Corporation as a revolving theme restaurant. It has been difficult for my crew but they have adjusted admirably. (Host William Shatner 12/20/86 Star Trek V: The Restaurant Enterprise)
  • Video Rental
    • Karl's Video
      • Jeff Goldblum rents porno On Golden Blond from Karl's Video. (Host Jeff Goldblum / Aerosmith)
  • Water
    • The Dream Swamp
      • Location in the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper, where the kids hide from the Lurkies, Animals that look like sheep that guard Gray World and can only be killed with a boomerang type weapon called a zoomerang. (Skit The Group Hopper)
  • Weapons
    • Freeze Ray
      • The International Mad Scientist Society hosts their annual Most Evil Invention in the World Contest. Entries include a Shrink Ray, a Freeze Ray and Robochomo, a robot that molests children. (Episode 5/20/2017 Host Dwayne Johnson, skit International Mad Scientist Society)
    • Shrink Ray
      • The International Mad Scientist Society hosts their annual Most Evil Invention in the World Contest. Entries include a Shrink Ray, a Freeze Ray and Robochomo, a robot that molests children. (Episode 5/20/2017 Host Dwayne Johnson, skit International Mad Scientist Society)
    • Zoomerang
      • Weapon that kills the Lurkies, the sheep looking animals that guard Gray World in the Maze Runner/Hunger Games/Divergent mash-up movie The Group Hopper. (Skit The Group Hopper)
  • Weapons-Guns
    • Swiss Army Gun
      • (Fran Tarkenton/Leo Sayer January 29, 1977)
  • Websites
    • DickensScholar.com
      • High school teacher accuses students of cheating on their term papers, using TermPaper.com and DickensScholar.com. (skit Plagiarism)
    • TermPaper.com
      • High school teacher accuses students of cheating on their term papers, using TermPaper.com and DickensScholar.com. (skit Plagiarism)
    • www.ourpresident.net
      • Episode Super Sized Friends Special Edition No. 1.
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