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    • A.J. Frost
        • A.J. Frost: You know what I was thinkin'? I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker. 'Cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie, and, you know, cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker. I don't know why I thought of that.

    • Alabama Worley
        • Alabama Worley: If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would've never guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together.
        • Alabama Worley: I'm one hundred percent monogamous, one hundred percent. If I'm with you, then I'm with you, and I don't want nobody else.
    • Billy-Ben & Jess-Belle
        • Billy-Ben: You're enough to drive a man crazy.
          Jess-Belle: You're sure a master hand with the sweet words, Billy-Ben.
          (episode Jess-Belle)
    • Butch & Fabienne
        • Butch: I think I have a broken rib.
          Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?
    • Chandler
        • Chandler: I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex. (Season 5 episode The One Where Everybody Finds Out)
    • Clemens
        • Clemens: I really appreciate your affections. But I am aware that they deflected my question. In the nicest possible way, of course. I want to know why we had to cremate the bodies.
    • College Guy
        • College Guy: Save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just wanna get laid.
    • Dana Scully
        • Dana Scully: You sure know how to make a girl feel special on her birthday. (episode Tempus Fugit)
    • Doc Holiday
        • Doc Holiday: You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
    • Eddie Jessup
        • Eddie Jessup: When I was 9 years old I used to see visions. visions of saints and angels, even Christ himself. Of course I don't do that anymore, not since I was 16.
    • Fat Bastard
        • Fat Bastard: Look at that meal. I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body. Oh, look, I'm like a singer. Oh, sexy man, sexy man, eating like a sexy man can. By the way, would you like some chicken? I've got more.
    • Freddie
        • Freddie: I'm closer to 30 than I am to 20. I used to be 7 years old. I used to be unborn. I used to be 14. And tomorrow I'll be 40 or 50. I'm dying. I'm dying. Right now we're both dying. Listen to the ticking. It gets louder with every second. I don't wanna die here.
    • Frenchie, Cherie & Jay
        • Frenchie: (Talking about Golden Girls) Those saucy ladies, they made their own family. So I did what they did. You are my Blanche. And Jay, you are my Dorothy.
          Cherie: ‘Cause you're a little gay.
          Jay: So you're Betty White.
          Frenchie: Oh, what a fucking question. Of course I'm Betty White.
          (Season 2 episode The Bloody Doors Off)
        • Gary: You got a nice body. I admire people who keep in shape. I work out all the time. In my neighborhood, if you didn't fight you were a fruit. In prison you didn't fight, you spread ass.
    • Hooker
        • Hooker: You remind me of this guy that used to come and see me when I worked in New Orleans. He looked a lot like you. You ever been to New Orleans? He was nice. He wasn't as quiet as you, though. But you two almost look like brothers. Except he had tattoos. I think that he was in the Navy, and he used to come and see me every Friday or Saturday night. His name was Clarence. I had a lot of fun in New Orleans. Sorry I ever came to this lousy town. There's nothing to do here. So I took every kind of dance class imaginable because I wanted to be a dancer, and so I came here because it's off season.
    • Howard & Marion
        • Howard: Marion, the kids are gone, we can do anything we want, we can even watch tv naked.
          Marion: Oh not that again, Howard.
    • Jason Dean
        • Jason Dean: Thank you. That was my first game of strip croquet.
        • Jordan White: This is so nice, lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer. I hope we die simultaneously, like in a fiery car wreck or nuclear blast or something.
    • Kate Jagger
        • Kate Jagger: Oh, you give all right - presents, clothes. I just wish you weren't so generous with your cock.
    • Mallory Knox
        • Mallory Knox: That was the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life. Next time don't be so fuckin' eager.
    • Manjula & Apu
        • Manjula: I can't believe it. You closed the Kwik-E-Mart just for me.
          Apu: Well, you, and the health inspector.
    • Marla Singer
        • Marla Singer: I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
    • The Marquis De Sade
        • The Marquis de Sade: You've already stolen my heart, as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator.
    • Michelle
        • Michelle: And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
    • Mickey Knox
        • Mickey Knox: Let me tell you something, this is the 1990's, alright? In this day and age a man has to have choices, a man has to have a little bit of variety.
        • Mickey Knox: Even if that ring pulls out every hair on your head it stays on. If it tears out my eyeballs it never comes off. Every great thing we do starts with these.
    • Nora Antony
        • Nora Antony: That was surprisingly nice. (Season 1 episode Five Stars)
    • Sofia Serrano & David Aames
        • Sofia Serrano: What are you watching?
          David Aames: It's the greatest show. It's called Sofia.
    • Tatiana & James Bond
        • Tatiana: The mechanism is. Oh James, James. Will you make love to me all the time in England?
          James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.
        • Theresa: Well, why'd you stop? Did you? Is it over? It was just getting so nice. Was it me? Was it my fault? Did I do something wrong?
    • Tom Dolan & Annie Wilkes New record added 9/30/2021
        • Tom Dolan: I love you.
          Annie Wilkes: How could you not?
    • Topper Harley
        • Topper Harley: I’ve fallen for you like a blind roofer.
        • Topper Harley: My heart has fallen down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.
    • Veronica Quaife
        • Veronica Quaife: Oh God, wait. Oh God. How can you keep going? You can't have any fluid left in your body. We've been doing this for hours.
    • Vic Casey & Sheena
        • Vic Casey: Funny thing about fatal burns- there's no pain.
          Sheena: What are you telling me Vic Casey?
          Vic Casey: How much I love you Sheena. So much it busts my heart.
          Sheena: My heart breaks also.
    • Viola De Lesseps
        • Viola De Lesseps: I would not have thought it. There is something better than a play. Even your play. And that was only my first try.
    • Will Randall
        • Will Randall: I've never loved anybody this way. Never looked at a woman and thought, if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant.

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