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|TALK DIRTY TO ME|
Quotes: These folks are in the heat of the moment.
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- Alan Harper
- Alan Harper: I'm a love bear. If I stop making love, I prevent forest fires. (Season 2 episode Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers)
- Alissa: You are a great man, James King. Do me on the new house!
- Amber Waves
- Amber Waves: John, you're a wonderful actor. John, you're a wonderful actor.
- Barbara Rose
- Barbara Rose: Uh-oh... the return of the bald avenger.
- Barbara Rose & Oliver Rose
- Barbara Rose: I want to say hello to the bald avenger.
Oliver Rose: You haven't called him that in years.
- Bilquis: I worship your breasts and your hair and your cunt. I worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry-red lips. I worship your nipples, from which the milk of life flows. Your kiss is honey and your touch scorches like fire, and I worship it. Bring me your lust in the morning, and bring me relief and your blessing in the evening. Let me walk in dark places unharmed and let me come to you once more and sleep beside you and make love with you again.
- Byron: Iím gonna jump on you like a live grenade. (Season 1 episode Bring Your Dad to Work Day)
- Cheryl Anderson
- Cheryl Anderson: Oh, gosh. Oh, don't say anything. Oh, just like that, just like that.
- Dale Doback
- Dale Doback: Iím getting tingly. Somethingís gonna happen, Alice.
- Dan Fielding
- Dan Fielding: Hold onto your Dixie cups - the south will rise again! (Season 5 episode No Hard Feelings)
- Dan Fielding: Weíre gonna make one hell of a chalk outline. (Season 5 episode Chrizziís Honor)
- Dasha Ovechkina
- Dasha Ovechkina: Now it is I who will plow your soil. (Season 3 episode There Will Be Borscht)
- David Aames
- David Aames: What the fuck is happening?
- Desi Collings & Amy Dunne
- Desi Collings: Go slowly.
Amy Dunne: But I want it.
- Diane McAllister
- Diane McAllister: You gonna do it? Come on. Fill me up! Come on! Fill me up! Yeah! Good job!
- Dr. Judith Malloy
- Dr. Judith Malloy: Oh Dan, make me scream like a banshee! (Season 6 episode Mental Giant)
- Emily Jessup & Eddie Jessup
- Emily Jessup: What are you thinking about?
Eddie Jessup: God. Jesus, crucifixions.
- Emily Sanderson
- Emily Sanderson: Sofa beds, end tables, oh yes! Chairs, yes! Ottomans! We're gonna be bigger than IKEA, Home Depot, oh my god, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, IKEA!
- Finch: Oh, Stifler's Mom, whoa!
- Freddie: Move to your left. To the right. Bullseye!
- Freddie: You gotta shave, baby. You're ruining my skin.
- Freddie: Did you come for me? Did you?
- Gary: Shut up bitch. I'm ready now.
- Gary: I shouldn't have drunk so much. I'm not ready. Damn it, I'm not ready.
- Homer Simpson
- Homer Simpson: Hey good lookin', wanna snuggle with Tyrannosaurus Sex? (Season 17 episode The Last of the Red Hot Mamas)
- Jesus Christ
- Jesus Christ: Uh-ohÖ He is risen. (Season 3 episode The Land After Time)
- John Malkovich
- John Malkovich: Did you call me Lotte?
- Kathy & Bob
- Kathy: Is it weird that Iím getting really turned on right now?
Bob: Oh, you a freak-freak.
- Kitty: Oh, was I being a bad kitty? I should be disciplined. (Season 5 episode Who Was that Mashed Man?)
- Kitty: Iíd rather sit on your lap and suck out your fillings. (Season 5 episode Who Was that Mashed Man?)
- Kristy Briggs New record added 10/5/2021
- Kristy Briggs: Hereís to successful fertilization, sweetie.
- Lesley & Laura
- Lesley: What are you doing?
Lesley: Do it again.
- Lucy Lawless
- Lucy Lawless: Xena needs xex! (Season 11 episode Treehouse of Horror X - segment Desperately Xeeking Xena)
- Maggie Rice
- Maggie Rice: Do you feel that? And that? How does it feel? Tell me what it feels like. Does it feel warm? We fit together. We were made to fit together.
- Manjula & Apu
- Manjula: Oh Apu, take me now!
Apu: Oh, Calcutta!
(Season 11 episode Eight Misbehavin')
- Marnie Burke
- Marnie Burke: I'm stuck! I'm stuck in this stuff. I don't like it.
- Married Patient
- Married Patient: You're my big boy. You're my bucking bronco. I'm gonna ride you hard and put you back in the barn wet.
- Michael Berkow
- Michael Berkow: This isn't work, is it?
- Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, Bitch!
- Mindy St. Claire
- Mindy St. Claire: God! This feels so weird.Do some coke off my butt! (Season 2 episode Rhonda, Diana, Jake and Trent)
- Moe Szyslak
- Moe Szyslak (whispering to postal worker delivering his mail): Oh that's it, baby. All for Moe. Oh yeah, work the slot. Show me the package. (Season 11 episode Days of Wine and D'oh'ses)
- Mrs. MacNulty
- Mrs. MacNulty: Ravage me now, you prancing pony! (Season 4 episode The New Judge)
- Navin Johnson
- Navin Johnson: Hey, this is like a ride!
- Nora Antony
- Nora Antony: No talking today. (Season 1 episode The Sex Suit)
- Paul Viti
- Paul Viti: Now I am thinkin' about my wife.
- Paul Viti: Would you stop talkin'? I'm tryin' to do this here.
- Principal Skinner
- Principal Skinner: Come on, Edna, don't be tardy! (Season 11 episode Homer vs. Dignity)
- Ramada Thompson
- Ramada Thompson: Iím a virgin. Iím just not very good at it.
- Randal: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom.
- Stewart Swinton & Laura Alden
- Stewart Swinton: If you find me so attractive, how about me fucking you to death right now darling, how would that be?
Laura Alden: I don't know I'll have to try it.
- Stifler's Mom
- Stifler's Mom: Oh, Finchy Finch.
- Stormfront: What's this world coming to? (Season 2 episode The Bloody Doors Off)
- Summer Smith
- Summer Smith (dream version): Letís make an inter generational sandwich. (Season 1 episode Lawnmower Dog)
- Terri: Is there any chance you could shut the fuck up?
- Theresa: Don't stop, don't stop, all I want, everything, everything.
- Theresa: Do it, do it, oh, oh god.
- Theresa: Now. Okay, now. Now!
- Theresa: It's still hard! How could you hold back?
- Theresa: Don't love me, just make love.
- Tony: You like that, huh?
- Witch: Zamora! The crossroads of the world. You will find what you want in Zamora.
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