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Quotes: These folks have murder on their minds, inspired by Jules Winnfield explaining his bible passage to Ringo: "I just thought it was just some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass."

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    • Ava Faulkner
        • Ava Faulkner: You know, if you modernize it, what Croesus actually said is, "Count no man happy until he's had a good death." I genuinely try to give my subjects a good death when I can. But I can't do that unless I know what you did.
        • Ava Faulkner: Don't beg. Just think of it as though it's already happened, because it has.
        • Ava Faulkner: You did something bad, right? They wouldn't have sent me if you hadn't. I wish I knew what it was.
    • Ava Faulkner & Simon
        • Ava Faulkner: Count of five?
          Simon: Why not?
          Ava Faulkner: One...
    • Baby Yoda
        • Baby Yoda: Baby Groot, we ain't friends. I know you still talking smack about me and I just want to ay, your Tik Toks are cringe, bro. My bro's like, yo you see this? I was like, yep. Honestly, it's all love, I'm not a hater. But if you say my name one more time, I'll kill you. (Episode 10/31/2020)
    • Bishop Zilliman
        • Bishop Zilliman: You filthy little whore. I'll kill you. Kill you! You can't hide from me in here. You vicious little slag! This place is locked up. I'll find you- Do you hear me?
    • Blade
        • Blade: Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill.
    • Captain Marvel & Ultron New record added 9/30/2021
        • Ultron: You have spirit.
          Captain Marvel: You can’t win.
          Ultron: I already have.
          (Season 1 episode What If... Ultron Won?)
    • Chidi Anagonye & Eleanor Shellstrop
        • Chidi Anagonye: Look, Janet has learned and grown. She's essentially living a life. We can't kill her.
          Eleanor Shellstrop: Not with that attitude we can't.
          (Season 1 episode The Eternal Shriek)
    • Clarence Worley
        • Clarence Worley: Open your eyes! I said open your fucking eyes! You thought it was pretty fucking funny, didn't you? Well, Fuck you! Fuck you, you piece of shit!
    • Colonel Kurtz
        • Colonel Kurtz: We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army.
    • Cyrus
        • Cyrus: The last thing your daughter will smell will be my hot stinking breath!
    • Dana Scully
        • Dana Scully: When you find me dead, my desiccated corpse propped up staring lifelessly through the telescope at drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter just know that my last thoughts were of you and how I'd like to kill you. (episode Chimera)
        • Dana Scully: I want you to do me a favor. It's not negotiable. Either you do it or I kill you. You understand? (episode Triangle)
    • Darwin Mayflower
        • Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
        • Darwin Mayflower: I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.
    • Deckard Shaw
        • Deckard Shaw: Dominic Toretto. You don’t know me. You’re about to.
    • Derek Vinyard
        • Derek Vinyard: I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fucking mouth on the curb! Put it on the curb right now!
    • Dexter Morgan
        • Dexter Morgan: Do I see sheets of plastic in your future? (Season 3 episode Easy as Pie)
    • Dwight McClusky
        • Dwight McClusky: I will personally hunt you down, blow the head off your fucking whore wife, and plant your sick ass in the ground all by myself!
    • Ed Wilson
        • Ed Wilson: Just the prick I wanna see. Alright, fuck face, now I'm gonna take your eye out and show it to you.
        • Ed Wilson: I'll show her a little tenderness, after I eat. When I get up there, she won't see my face for an hour.
    • Frohike
        • Frohike: Don't use my name! What the hell's wrong with you? Now I'll have to kill you. (episode Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man)
    • Grim Reaper
        • Grim Reaper: Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say, "Let me tell you something", and "I just wanna say". Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
    • Grocer
        • Grocer: I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come, I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come, I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off, I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off, I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I come.
    • Gwyllm Griffiths
        • Gwyllm Griffiths: Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness must end. (Episode The Sixth Finger)
    • Harry Stone & Bull Shannon
        • Harry Stone: Well, I guess the next step is obvious.
          Bull Shannon: Right. We kill him. Then we rip his face off. Then we put it back on upside down.
          Harry Stone: You subscribe to Drawn and Quarterly, don't you?
          (Season 4 episode Caught Red Handed)
    • Hudson Hawk
        • Hudson Hawk: Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July.
    • Hummel
        • Hummel: You call it what you want. But you walked into the wrong goddamn shower room.
    • Indiana Jones & Rene Belloq
        • Indiana Jones: Belloq!
          Rene Belloq: Good afternoon, Doctor Jones.
          Indiana Jones: I oughta kill you right now.
          Rene Belloq: Not a very private place for a murder.
    • Jeff
        • Jeff: Don't "mister" me you son of a bitch. My wife is locked up in a hole in your fucking barn, and if you don't give me the key, I'm gonna blow your fucking head off!
        • John Matrix: Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? I lied.
    • Johnny Utah
        • Johnny Utah: You're cold because all the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You're going to be dead soon. I hope it was worth it.
    • Jules Winnfield
        • Jules Winnfield: Do you read the Bible? There's this passage I've got memorized. Ezekial 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through he valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will now my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
        • Jules Winnfield: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I just thought it was just some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice.
    • Julie Gianni
        • Julie Gianni: Tell me something, David - I mean, do you believe in God?
    • Lee Donowitz
        • Lee Donowitz: Don't give me the finger! I'll fucking have you killed!
    • Mallory Knox
        • Mallory Knox: Eenie meenie miney moe, catch a red neck by his toe. If he hollers let him go. My momma told me to pick the best one and you... are... it.
        • Mallory Knox: You stupid bitch! You stupid fuckin' bitch! You will shut your mouth! You will eat your food! You will listen to me! Are you clean? Are you sloppy and wet? You stupid bitch!
    • Matthew Sykes & William Harcourt
        • Matthew Sykes: You make one move and you're history.
          William Harcourt: Not history. Eternity.
        • Mickey Knox: You're scum, Wayne. You did it for ratings. You don't give a shit about us or anybody else except yourself, that's why nobody gives a shit about you. That's why helicopters were not deployed.
        • Mickey Knox: Do you believe in fate? Do you believe you have any choice in the matter when it's your time to die? (Director's Cut)
    • Miguel Prado
        • Miguel Prado: We're justice. (Season 3 episode The Damage a Man Can Do)
    • Millie Kessler
        • Millie Kessler: Time to stab this asshole.
    • Patrick Bateman
        • Patrick Bateman: You are a fucking ugly bitch and I want to stab you to death and play with your blood.
        • Peacemaker: I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it.
    • Private W. Hudson
        • Private W. Hudson: Die you bastards! Die motherfucker! Come on! Come on! Come and get it baby! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on, you bastard, come on! You, too! Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you! Aah! Fuck you!
    • Reed Michener
        • Reed Michener: Don't think that I won't kill you! (Season 3 episode Electric Twister Acid Test)
    • Rene Belloq
        • Rene Belloq: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.
    • Robert Boyd
        • Robert Boyd: I just want you to know just how much I didn't appreciate that personal attack. I'm really offended.
    • Roy O'Bannon
        • Roy O'Bannon: Let me count. 1... 2... 2 and a half.... 2 and seven eighths... 3!
    • Stormfront
        • Stormfront: Look at me! I like to see the light go out. (Season 2 episode What I Know)
    • Sue
        • Sue: My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you're gonna die! (A Boy Named Sue)
    • Susan Ivanova
        • Susan Ivanova: I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, goddammit! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.
    • Tank
        • Tank: Believe it or not, you piece of shit, you're still gonna burn!
    • V
        • V: The lord is my shepherd, therefore I lack nothing. He shall feed me in green pasture and lead me forth beside the waters of comfort. He shall convert me soul and bring me forth in the paths of righteousness, for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil.
        • Vincenzo Coccotti: The Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
        • Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growing up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know them like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't want to show me nothing. But you're telling me everything. I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
        • Vincenzo Coccotti: You see that? That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. Fucks you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get.
    • Virgil
        • Virgil: Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one. the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know. except it's more diluted, y'know it's. it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one. the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now. shit. now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.
    • Werewolf Flanders
        • Werewolf Flanders: Diddily! (Season 11 episode Treehouse of Horror X - segment I Know What You Diddily-Iddly-Did)

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