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STAR WARS REFERENCES
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Year: 2015
1 date spanning 1 year: 2015
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  • Alternate Titles
    • Yellow Harvest
        • Secret code name for The Simpsons Movie (tribute to Blue Harvest, the secret code name for Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jedi)
  • Android and Robot Models
    • The X-Man 1
        • Herschel and Neal reveal to Will that they have been working on a new manny called the X-Man1, also known as Mannikin Skywalker, a silver-gray giant shapeshifting manny. (Heaven's River)
  • Androids and Robots-Specific
    • C-3PO
        • Star Wars droids R2-D2 and C-3PO appeared in two episodes of†Sesame Street†- Season 11 episodes 1364 and 1396.

        • Star Wars droids R2-D2 and C-3PO appeared in episode 417 of The Muppet Show, along with Luke Skywalker and Chewbacca, visiting the planet Koozebane.

        • The bimonthly Springfield sci-fi convention also known as Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, includes Tag Team Robot Wrestling, featuring the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars - R2-D2 and C-3PO. (Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob)
    • R2-D2
        • Star Wars droids R2-D2 and C-3PO appeared in two episodes of†Sesame Street†- Season 11 episodes 1364 and 1396.

        • Star Wars droids R2-D2 and C-3PO appeared in episode 417 of The Muppet Show, along with Luke Skywalker and Chewbacca, visiting the planet Koozebane.

        • The bimonthly Springfield sci-fi convention also known as Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, includes Tag Team Robot Wrestling, featuring the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars - R2-D2 and C-3PO. (Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob)
        • R2-D2 from Star Wars can be seen in the Starfleet wreckage flying past the bridge of the USS Enterprise.
  • Animals/Creatures
    • Dewback
        • Randall Curtis, creator of Star Wars parody Cosmic Wars, has a framed picture of a Dewback lizard on his office wall. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
    • Taun Taun
        • Randall Curtis,creator of Star Wars parody Cosmic Wars, rides off into the sunset on a Taun Taun. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
  • Armed Forces
    • The Defiance
        • The slave rebellion that Beth leads, inspired by the Rebellion from Star Wars. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
    • Grey Squadron
        • Dog fighter pilot crew, with call signs identical to Red Squadron in Star Wars. Because dogs are color blind, Red Squadron was changed to Grey Squadron.
    • The Rebel Alliance
        • Catherine reads a news report referring to the events of Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope: "Tragedy struck today in Sector 9 as rebel terrorists blew up the Death Star, killing thousands. The rebel alliance, a fringe group of anti-Empire fanatics has claimed responsibility for the terrorist act. Fortunately, Lord Vader escaped without harm. Our hearts go out to the families of the victims.Ē (Season 3 episode Space, the episode that imagines WNYX is located on a space station)
    • Red Eye Knights
        • When Lone Starr, Barf, Princess Vespa, and Dot Matrix meet Yogurt in the temple, Barf asks Yogurt if he is the leader of the Red Eye Knights, and the possessor of the Force. Yogurt replies that it's not him, but Sir Alec Guinness, who played Obi-wan Kenobi in Star Wars. (R.L. Stine's novelization)
  • Audio Recordings-Music
    • Max Rebo Greatest Hits
        • Featuring the songs: "Why do I look like an elephant?", "It's not easy being blue", "Ooh, I have an average memory", "I'm not afraid of mice", "I have fingers, elephants don't", "You know what they say about big ears", "Definitely not an elephant", "Junk in my trunk", "I already told you I'm not an elephant", "There is no elephant in the room, because I'm not an elephant, mama", "I sleep lying down, girl" and "Neither of us is an elephant" (Duet with N Sync's Joey Fatone)
  • Bars and Night Clubs
    • Roy's Roadhouse
        • When Graeme, Clive and Paul duck into Roy's Roadhouse in Nevada, the house musicians fire up the song played by the cantina band in Star Wars.
  • Beverages
    • Jabba The Kombucha
        • Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats. (Episode 10/31/2020)

  • Breakfast Cereal
    • Jim Jam Cereal
        • Breakfast cereal that Randall Curtis, creator of Star Wars parody Cosmic Wars, gives Bart and Lisa when they break into Cosmic Wars Ranch. "It's just Alpha-Bits with extra J's" Parody of Jar Jar Binks. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
  • Buildings and Landmarks
    • Bart's Moon Mansion
        • Bart daydreams about having a party on the moon when he finds Mr. Burns' lost $1000 bill. "It's Bart's moon party from outer space, with R2-D2 playing the bass." (Season 15 episode The Regina Monologues)
    • Comic Wars Ranch
        • Home and studio of Randall Curtis, creator of Star Wars parody Cosmic Wars, located in Northern California. "Formerly Fresno, California" (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
  • Cafes and Delis
  • Cities and Towns
  • Coffee Shops
    • Java The Hut
        • Coffee shop where Krusty meets with Jay Leno, and then the Canyonero guys. (Season 9 episode The Last Temptation of Krust)
        • Coffee shop in Austin, Texas where Windows goes to meet his online girlfriend, Rogue Leader, tribute to Jabba the Hut from Star Wars.
  • Conventions and Seminars
    • Galactic Summit For All Black Humans
        • Lando Calrissian hosts the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel. (Skit Lando's Summit)
  • Cookies
    • Dago-Bud
        • Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats. (Episode 10/31/2020)

    • Wookie Cookies
        • Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats. (Episode 10/31/2020)

  • Dates
    • December 18, 2015
        • Revision date on the 27th version of the Pawnee-Gryzzl free wireless internet agreement, as well as the opening day of Star Wars Episode VII. (Season 7 episode Gryzzlbox)
  • Electronics-Audio and Video
    • TK-421
        • Fictional audio feature that Buck Swope mentions when selling a stereo, as well as the name of a stormtrooper in Star Wars, which was released the same year in which Buck's scene is set, implying Buck is pulling jargon out of his ass from a movie he saw recently.
  • Electronics-Communications
    • GUPPI
        • Bob uses a GUPPI to interact with peripheral systems. GUPPI = General Unit Primary Peripheral Interface. Eventually, GUPPI evolves into Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars in Bob's VR.
  • Film Production Companies
    • Creature Works
        • Randall Curtis's special effects company, creator of Star Wars parody Cosmic Wars. Parody of Industrial Light & Magic. "If you dream it, we can make it" (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
  • Games
  • Government Entities and Agencies/Bureaus/Councils
    • The Empire
        • Instead of action, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow features two hours of political intrigue, with the Empire's Galactic Senate calling roll for numerous star systems. One star system representative that resembles an AT-AT from Star Wars proposes an amendment to Space bill number 371. When told to wait it's turn, it sits down and reads an Evening Standard newspaper. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
    • The Galactic Empire
        • Catherine reads a news report referring to the events of Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope: "Tragedy struck today in Sector 9 as rebel terrorists blew up the Death Star, killing thousands. The rebel alliance, a fringe group of anti-Empire fanatics has claimed responsibility for the terrorist act. Fortunately, Lord Vader escaped without harm. Our hearts go out to the families of the victims."
    • Galactic Senate
        • Instead of action, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow features two hours of political intrigue, with the Empire's Galactic Senate calling roll for numerous star systems. One star system representative that resembles an AT-AT from Star Wars proposes an amendment to Space bill number 371. When told to wait it's turn, it sits down and reads an Evening Standard newspaper. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
  • Laws and Statutes
    • Space Bill Number 371
        • Instead of action, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow features two hours of political intrigue, with the Empire's Galactic Senate calling roll for numerous star systems. One star system representative that resembles an AT-AT from Star Wars proposes an amendment to Space bill number 371. When told to wait it's turn, it sits down and reads an Evening Standard newspaper. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
  • Lodging-Hotels
    • The Naboo Beachfront Hotel
        • Lando Calrissian hosts the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel. (Skit Lando's Summit)
  • Magazines-Adult
  • Magazines-Other
  • Methods, Procedures and Techniques
    • Millenium Falcon Maneuver
        • Technique that Hugh uses to escape detection with Bender by hiding beneath the boat, inspired by Han Solo's move in The Empire Strikes Back.
  • Movie Theaters
    • Aztec Theater
        • Movie theater in Springfield, from various episodes.
        • Playing Space Mutants 4: The Trilogy Continues. (Season 1 episode The Telltale Head)
        • Principal Skinner takes Patty to see Space Mutants V. (Season 2 episode Principal Charming)
        • Background. (Season 3 episode Flaming Moe's)
        • Flashback of Homer and Marge going to see The Empire Strikes Back. (Season 3 episode I Married Marge)
        • Playing Ernest Needs a Kidney (Season 3 episode Bart the Lover)
        • Playing Tame the Mighty Hudson. (Season 5 episode $pringfield Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
        • Playing When Harry Met Sally. (Season 6 episode And Maggie Makes Three)
        • The Simpsons watch Mel Gibson's new movie. (Season 11 episode Beyond Blunderdome)
        • Marge takes Homer to see Showgirls. (Season 11 episode Brother's Little Helper)
        • Homer watches Love is Nice with Julia Roberts. (Season 12 episode HOMR)
        • Seen during the opening of Kent Brockman's Eye on Springfield. "Closed for repairs" (Season 14 episode The Strong Arms of the Ma)
        • The premiere of science fiction movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow, parody of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
        • Ned Flanders' religious movie Tales of the Old Testament plays at the Aztec Theater. Running time 800 minutes. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
    • Greendale Palladium
        • Where Jeff went to see Star Wars (mentioned in season 4 episode 12)
  • Movies
    • American Exceptionalism Graffiti
        • In honor of the singular achievement of Fox News being right about the Ferguson shooting involving Michael Brown, Jon has liberal Hollywood director George Lucas pledge to only make movies that are blindly uncritical of America.
    • Blue Harvest
        • An email found on Paul Denton's computer contains a notice from a movie rental company mentioning the movies See You Next Wednesday and Blue Harvest. Blue Harvest is a Star Wars Return of the Jedi reference.
    • Fowl Wars
        • Howard's Breeders of the Lost Ark movie poster says, from the creators of Beaks (Duckworld version of Jaws) and Fowl Wars (Duckworld version of Star Wars)
    • Sam Spade Gets Spayed
        • ALF: "In my quest for stardom, I was screen tested for roles too numerous to mention. Ok, i'll mention them. For example I did not get the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi In the movie Star Wars. I did not get the lead in the F.D.R. Story. But I did get called back twice for the role of Eleanor. And i lost out to McGruff the crime dog for the lead in Sam Spade Gets Spayed. (Season 3 episode Tonight, Tonight)
  • Movies-Documentary
    • The Empire Strikes Back, Justifiably
        • In honor of the singular achievement of Fox News being right about the Ferguson shooting involving Michael Brown, Jon has liberal Hollywood director George Lucas pledge to only make movies that are blindly uncritical of America.
    • Galaxy Wars
        • Episode Raging Bender. Movie poster makes the movie called Galaxy Wars look like Star Wars, but Leela refers to it as a Historical Documentary.
  • Movies-Fake Reboots and Sequels
    • Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money
        • In February 2015, Brooks said that he would like to make a sequel to be released after the next Star Wars film and hopes that Moranis would reprise his role. This proposed film, Brooks said, may be called Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.
    • Star Wars Episode IX: Shut The Hell Up You Broken Hateful Dweebs
        • When Kelly Marie Tran got bullied off of Instagram by racist trolls, Stephen Colbert and team created a fake trailer for Episode IX to mock the asshole fanboys.
    • Star Wars: The Clinton Menace
        • In honor of the singular achievement of Fox News being right about the Ferguson shooting involving Michael Brown, Jon has liberal Hollywood director George Lucas pledge to only make movies that are blindly uncritical of America.
    • Star Wars: The Reagan Missile Defense Version
        • In honor of the singular achievement of Fox News being right about the Ferguson shooting involving Michael Brown, Jon has liberal Hollywood director George Lucas pledge to only make movies that are blindly uncritical of America.
  • Movies-Parody
    • Beaks
        • Howard's Breeders of the Lost Ark movie poster says, from the creators of Beaks (Duckworld version of Jaws) and Fowl Wars (Duckworld version of Star Wars)
    • The Force and I ó the Mad Star Wars Musical
        • Parody of Star Wars† (MAD Magazine issue: December 1978)
    • My Dinner with Jar Jar
        • 
Movie playing Springfield Googolplex Theaters, parody of Star Wars and My Dinner with Andre. (Season 11 episode E-I-E-I-Annoyed Grunt)
    • Rough One: A Star Bores Snorer
        • Parody of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story† (MAD Magazine issue: June 2017)
    • Star Bores Epic Load I: The Fandumb Megamess
        • Parody of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace† (MAD Magazine issue: September 1999)
    • Star Bores Epic Load II: Attack of the Clowns
        • Parody of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (MAD Magazine issue: September 2002)
    • Star Bores Epic Load III: Retread of the Sh*t!
        • Parody of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (MAD Magazine issue: August 2005)
    • Star Bores: Half-Assed Jedi
        • Parody of Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi† (MAD Magazine issue: June 2018)
    • Star Bores: The Snores Awaken
        • Parody of Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens (MAD Magazine issue: June 2016)
  • Movies-Porn
    • The Empire Gets Lucky
        • Adult film inspired by Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back. (Season 6 episode Harry and the Tramp)
    • The Empire Strikes Ass
        • Porn version of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Zack & MIri brainstorm a whole bunch of porn movie names that are puns of real movies)
    • The Phantom Man-Ass
        • Porn version of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (Zack & MIri brainstorm a whole bunch of porn movie names that are puns of real movies)
    • Return Of The Brown Eye
        • Porn version of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (Zack & MIri brainstorm a whole bunch of porn movie names that are puns of real movies)
    • Revenge Of The Shit: The All Anal Final Chapter
        • Porn version of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (Zack & MIri brainstorm a whole bunch of porn movie names that are puns of real movies)
    • Sex Wars: Phantom Ass
        • Gay porn version of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, (not) locked away in Erasmus and Paul's porn closet.
    • Star Whores
        • Porn version of Star Wars. The first porn movie they were going to make before the building where they were going to film got torn down.
    • Stud Wars New record added 9/25/2021
        • Movie ďStarring Dan FieldingĒ on the old Velasco movie theater marquee Dan jokes about using as a nightlight. (Season 7 episode Razing Bull)
  • Movies-Science Fiction
    • Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow
        • The latest chapter of the epic space saga, parody of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
    • The Mos Eisley Five: A Star Wars Story
        • New Star Wars anthology film introduced by none other than J.J. Abrams (2017 host Charles Barkley)
  • Musicians
    • Max Rebo Band
        • Lando Calrissian performs his song Making Love in Space with the Max Rebo Band at the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel. (Skit Lando's Summit)
    • Springfield Pops
        • Homer and Marge attend a Springfield Pops concert in Jebediah Springfield Park, but leave when Homer complains about them butchering the classics - John Williams' Star Wars score. (Season 6 episode The Springfield Connection)
  • Newspapers
    • Evening Standard
        • Instead of action, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow features two hours of political intrigue, with the Empire's Galactic Senate calling roll for numerous star systems. One star system representative that resembles an AT-AT from Star Wars proposes an amendment to Space bill number 371. When told to wait it's turn, it sits down and reads an Evening Standard newspaper. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
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  • Outer Space
    • Sector 9
        • Catherine reads a news report referring to the events of Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope: "Tragedy struck today in Sector 9 as rebel terrorists blew up the Death Star, killing thousands. The rebel alliance, a fringe group of anti-Empire fanatics has claimed responsibility for the terrorist act. Fortunately, Lord Vader escaped without harm. Our hearts go out to the families of the victims.Ē (Season 3 episode Space, the episode that imagines WNYX is located on a space station)
  • Planets
    • Kessel
        • Planet on the Database 9807 access charts. Nod to Star Wars - Han Solo's home planet.

    • Koozebane
        • Star Wars droids R2-D2 and C-3PO appeared in episode 417 of The Muppet Show, along with Luke Skywalker and Chewbacca, visiting the planet Koozebane.
    • Tatooine
        • Troops takes place on the planet Tatooine during the events of Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope.
    • Vulcan
        • When Marty breaks into his father's house, he claims to be Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan.
  • Quotes
    • A.J. Frost & Lev Andropov
        • A.J. Frost: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
          Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.
    • A.J. Frost & Oscar
        • A.J. Frost: If anybody's anybody, I'm Han and you're Chewbacca.
          Oscar: Chewy? Have you even seen Star Wars?
    • Alan Harper & James Earl Jones New record added 10/2/2021
        • Alan Harper: Listen, would you mind recording my answering machine message for me?
          James Earl Jones: Thatíll be an extra $500.
          Alan Harper: Thatís okay, Iím rich now.
          James Earl Jones: All right, what do you want, uh, This is CNN, or, Luke, Iím your father?
          (Season 6 episode The Devilís Lube)
    • Alex Garrett & Gina Tribbiani
        • Alex Garrett: I think I'm getting a little delirious. I saw Chewbacca walking through the courtyard.
          Gina Tribbiani: That was Michael, honey. He's going to a convention.
          (Season 1 episode Joey and the Spying)
        • Amanda: I didn't say he was an alien, I said he was from another planet. His name is Luke Skywalker. He's what's known as a Jedi Knight. (episode Small Potatoes)
    • Apu-D2
        • Apu-D2: As for Apu-D2, I could go either way. (Season 17 episode Treehouse of Horror XVI - I've Grown a Costume on Your Face)
    • Baby Yoda
        • Baby Yoda: Baby Groot, we ain't friends. I know you still talking smack about me and I just want to ay, your Tik Toks are cringe, bro. My bro's like, yo you see this? I was like, yep. Honestly, it's all love, I'm not a hater. But if you say my name one more time, I'll kill you. (Episode 10/31/2020)
    • Bart Simpson
        • Bart Simpson: Contrary to what you have just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners; only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
    • Bartender
        • Bartender: Why don't you listen to your friend here, Obi Wan? (Season 2 episode The Young and the Relentless)
    • Beca
        • Beca: Okay, right, so you just happened to guess the biggest cinematic reveal in history? Vader in German means father. His name is literally Darth Father.
    • Ben
        • Ben: I have been kind of tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel. I'm afraid they're gonna rely too heavily on CGI. And I'm carrying it all in my shoulders. (Season 6 episode Anniversaries)
    • Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Announcer
        • Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Announcer: Welcome futurists, cyberphiles, and the rest of you dateless wonders. And now to push this convention into hyperspace, the man who put the "star" in Star Wars, a real burr under Darth Vader's saddle, Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill! (Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob)
    • Bicycle Race
        • Bicycle Race: You say "black", I say "white", You say "bark", I say "bite", You say "shark", I say "Hey man, Jaws was never my scene, and I don't like Star Wars!"
    • Billy & Elliot Carlin New record added 10/14/2021
        • Billy: I canít wait to see this movie.
          Elliot Carlin: Youíre gonna like Star Wars, Billy. Itíll give you some idea of what your father goes through every day in the real estate business.
          (Season 6 episode Carlinís New Suit)
    • Blanca Bunette
        • Bianca Bunette: I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.
    • Bleeding Gums Murphy, Mufasa & Darth Vader
        • Bleeding Gums Murphy: You've made an old jazzman happy, Lisa.
          Mufasa: You must avenge my death, Kimba. I mean, Simba.
          Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.
          (Season 6 episode Round Springfield)
    • Bobbie Morganstern & Brent Spiner
        • Bobbie Morganstern: Michael, oh, I thought that was you. Well, aren't you a sexy little fancy man? Well, Joey didn't tell me you'd be here. You know, if he had, I wouldn't have brought Data.
          Brent Spiner: Look, Bobbie, come on. You're my agent. You know I don't like that. I was just telling him I don't want to talk about Data.
          Bobbie: You listen to me, Mr. Roboto. Michael is a fan, and if he wants you to be Data, then you be Data. If he wants you to be R2-D2, then I want to hear blippedy-blop-squark. Now, I'm going to give you boys a chance to talk. And one day, you'll return the favor. Hard.
          (Season 1 episode Joey and the Premiere)
    • Buck Swope
        • Buck Swope: Still a little uncertain, aren't you? You know what you need? You need a test drive. That's what you need. It's one thing to hear it from Buck's mouth. It's another thing to hear it from the TK-421. So let me just pop in this 8-track and you just give a listen, tell me what you think. You hear that? You hear the bass? Right? You hear it? It kicks. It turns. It curls up your belly. Makes you want to freaky-deaky, right? You got that? If you get this system as is, it won't sound like this without the TK-421 modification, and we do that in the store, very small price. Move with it if you need to. It helps me.
    • Buck Swope & Customer
        • Buck Swope: You're getting twice the bass with the TK-421, which we've got on this system right here.
          Customer: I don't know if I need all that bass. I think you need all that bass.
          Buck Swope: If you want a system to handle what you want, you need the bass. This is hi-fi, OK? High fidelity. You know what that means? That means this is the highest quality fidelity. Hi-fi. Two very important things in a stereo system. I have this very unit in my home. But I got it modified with the TK-421, which kicks it up another three or four quads per channel. But that's technical talk. That doesn't really concern you.
    • Bull Shannon New record added 9/22/2021
        • Bull Shannon: Wow, this is even keener than the club in Star Wars! (Season 7 episode Blue Suede Bull)
    • Californication
        • Californication: Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement, and Cobain can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station To Station?And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication.
    • Cassie
        • Cassie: Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent to see Return of the Jedi. (Season 7 episode The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin)
    • Chief Wiggum
        • Chief Wiggum (in front of police line up that includes Marvin the Martian, Gort, Chewbacca, ALF and either Kodos or Kang): Mr. Simpson, look at this lineup and tell us if any of these are the aliens you saw. (Season 8 episode The Twisted World of Marge Simpson)

    • Chip Douglas
        • Chip Douglas: I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!
    • Chris Stevens
        • Chris Stevens: There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us. Thing is, this ain't no either-or proposition. We're talking about dialectics, the good and the bad merging into us. You can run but you can't hide. My experience? Face the darkness. Stare it down. Own it. As brother Nietzsche said, being human is a complicated gig. So give that ol' dark night of the soul a hug. Howl the eternal yes!
    • The Collector
        • The Collector: Here are some names you may call me on our wedding night. Obi-Wan, Iron Man, Mr. Mxyzptlk, and of course, Big Papa Smurf. (Season 11 episode Treehouse of Horror X - segment Desperately Xeeking Xena)
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        • Comic Book Guy (from his collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers, given to him by a Harrison Ford lookalike): My other car is a Millennium Falcon (Season 10 episode Viva Ned Flanders)
    • Dan Fielding
        • Dan Fielding [spotting the next defendant, who happens to be extremely overweight]: Sweet Jabba the Hut! (Season 5 episode Another Day in the Life)
        • Dan Fielding: Your honor, the Empire recommends we beam the earthling aboard the slave colony at Terra Bellevue. [followed by Dan's imitation of Darth Vader breathing] (Season 3 episode Danís Boss)
    • Darth Vader
        • Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father. (An example of the Mandela Effect - some people remember the quote from Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back differentlyÖ False memory? Alternate timeline? Computer simulation glitch?
    • Doug McKenzie
        • Doug McKenzie: The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers!
        • Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
    • Drew Carey
        • Drew Carey: Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?
    • Dustin, Lucas & Mike
        • Dustin: Maybe this is all a trap and the bad men are coming to get us right now!
          Lucas: It's not a trap. Why would the chief set us up? Nancy, maybe, but the chief?
          Dustin: Lando Calrissian.
          Lucas: Would you shut up about Lando?
          Dustin: I don't feel good about this. I don't feel good about this!
          Lucas: When do you feel good about anything?
          Dustin: Shit!
          Mike: Go, go, go, go.
          Dustin: Lando.
          Lucas: You think they saw us?
          Mike: Both of you, shut up.
          (Season 1 episode Chapter Seven: The Bathtub)
    • Elaine & Jerry
        • Elaine: This guy Todd Gack. I won a bet from him.
          Jerry: What bet?
          Elaine: He bet me Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.
          Jerry: Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? Short Jewish guy against Darth Vader? I don't think so.
          Elaine: That's what I said.
          (Season 7 episode The Calzone)
    • Elaine & Todd
        • Elaine: Hey Todd, let me ask you a question. Was this whole date thing just a way of asking me out?
          Todd: What?
          Elaine: I mean, Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
          Todd: Elaine, that was a legitimate bet, and I lost so I bought you dinner.
          (Season 7 episode The Calzone)
    • F. Tony Scarapiducci & General Mark Naird
        • F. Tony Scarapiducci: I have your daily tweet ready for you to review, and I think you're going to eat it up. Go. Yum-yum.
          General Mark Naird: I don't get it.
          F. Tony Scarapiducci: Any of it? Okay. All right. I mean, you know there's a new Star Wars out?
          General Mark Naird: Yes.
          F. Tony Scarapiducci: And Wendy's has a new hamburger that they're serving rare, soÖ
          General Mark Naird: So what I am saying is that if I had a lightsaber, I would be able to cook this hamburger better.
          F. Tony Scarapiducci: There you go. It took a while, but you got it.
          General Mark Naird: How is this relevant to the mission?
          F. Tony Scarapiducci: That is culturally relevant.
          General Mark Naird: I don't see how being snarky about a fast food hamburger is culturally anything.
          (Season 1 episode The Launch)
    • Fluke
        • Fluke: Do you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
    • Foggy
        • Foggy: How can I help you? What are you looking for, my young Padawan? (Season 1 episode Nelson v. Murdock)
    • Forty Quinn & Joe Goldberg
        • Forty Quinn: I woke up with a completely brilliant idea.
          Joe Goldberg: What's the idea?
          Forty Quinn: Movies - on loop - in the bookstore.
          Joe Goldberg (Voice over): Oh no.
          Forty Quinn: Movies that are - wait for it - also books.
          Joe Goldberg (Voice over): Kill it with fire.
          Joe Goldberg: It's a great idea.
          Forty Quinn: Dope movies like Pulp Fiction.
          Joe Goldberg (Voice over): Not based on a book.
          Forty Quinn: Whichever of the Star WarsÖ
          Joe Goldberg (Voice over): AgainÖ
          Forty Quinn: Fifty Shades, obviously.
          Joe Goldberg (Voice over): One for three, marginally.
          Forty Quinn: We are gonna sell so many books, it is going to blow your fucking mind.
          (Season 2 episode Just the Tip)
    • Gabe Futturman
        • Gabe Futturman (young Gabe in 1985 imitating Darth Vader after inhaling nitrous oxide): Joosh, I am your father. (Season 1 episode Operation: Natal Attraction)
    • Garth Blundin
        • Garth Blundin: Let the filibustering begin. I would now like to share some ideas I have for J.J. Abrams' seventh chapter in the Star Wars' saga. Pan down from the twin suns of Tatooine. We are now close on the mouth of the Sarlacc Pit. After a beat, the gloved Mandalorian armor gauntlet of Boba Fett grabs onto the sand outside of the Sarlacc Pit and the feared bounty hunter pulls himself from the maw of the sand beast. (Season 5 episode Article Two)
        • Garth Blundin: If he holds the reality gem, that means he can jump from different realities. This will be our link to the Marvel Universe from the Star Wars Universe. (Season 5 episode Article Two)
        • Garth Blundin: After a beat, Luke says, "Darth Vader was my father, but Ben Kenobi was my master. And he cuts Hannibal Lecter in half." (Season 5 episode Article Two)
    • George McFly
        • George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
    • Grace Kennedy-Sampson
        • Grace Kennedy-Sampson: Alright, relax, Yoda. You're not going anywhere. He's got time. (Season 1 episode By Dawn's Early Light)
    • Harry Knowles, Eric, Windows & Linus
        • Harry Knowles: You are all only as strong as your weakest link. Hello, weakest link.
          Eric: What?
          Harry Knowles: What is the name of Chewbacca's home planet?
          Eric: It's never discussed in the movies. That's not fair.
          Windows: I know. I know.
          Harry Knowles: Do you give up?
          Linus: Come on, man, say it.
          Eric: Kashyyyk. Kashyyyk. Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk. Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk.
    • Hawkeye New record added 9/30/2021
        • Hawkeye: Sorry to break it to you, Nat. The Death Star plans are not in the main computer. (Season 1 episode What If... Ultron Won?)
    • Homer Simpson
        • Homer Simpson: You all know me. I've kept the streets safe for you and your children. I've tricked or treated at many of your houses. Last year I was Jar Jar Binks.(Season 13 Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge)
        • Hooper: Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
    • Hurley
        • Hurley: That was Luke's attitude, too. In Empire, Luke found out Vader was his father, but instead of putting away his lightsaber and talking about it, he overreacted and got his hand cut off. I mean, they worked it out eventually, but what cost? Another death star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc, and we got the Ewoks. It all could've been avoided if they'd just, you know, communicated. And let's face it. The Ewoks sucked, dude. (Season 5 episode Some Like It Hoth)
        • I'm writing The Empire Strikes Back. It's 1977, right? So Stars Wars just came out. And pretty soon, George Lucas is gonna be looking for a sequel. I've seen Empire, like, 200 times, so I figured I'd make life easier and send him the script with a couple improvements. (Season 5 episode Some Like It Hoth)
        • Hurley's The Empire Strikes Back screenplay: Exterior Hoth. A little spy robot thingy zips through the atmosphere and crashes into the snowy planet below. That's when Chewbacca shows up and blasts it away with his crossbow laser. He shakes his furry fist in the sky in triumph. Chewbacca: rawr.
        • Hurley: That's kinda true, dude. He's worse than Yoda. (Season 6 episode The End)
        • Hurley: That was awesome. That was like aÖ Jedi moment. (Season 1 episode Confidence Man)
        • Hurley: I have a bad feeling about this. (Season 6 episode The End)
    • Hurley & Dave
        • Hurley: Brooks showed me a picture from the rec room and my arm was around nothingness.
          Dave: Uh, Kinko's? Photoshop? Think they really blew up the Death Star? No. Then stop talking crazy, man.
          (Season 2 episode Dave)
    • Hurley & Miles
        • Hurley: How do you spell bounty hunter?
          Miles: What are you doing, writing your memoirs?
          Hurley: It's personal.
          (Season 5 episode Some Like It Hoth)
    • Hurley & Sawyer
        • Hurley: What about Sayid?
          Sawyer:Sayid ain't invited. He's gone over to the dark side.
          Hurley: But you can always bring people back from the dark side. I mean, Anakin.
          Sawyer: Who the hell's Anakin?
          (Season 6 episode The Last Recruit)
        • Hurley: Who do you think you are?
          Sawyer: Get off! Let go of me!
          Hurley: Lambchop! Pork Pie! Babar! Jabba! Stay-Puft! Lardo! Kong! Deep Dish!
          Sawyer: Let go of me! Get him off me! Get off me! You out of your mind? What the hell's the matter with you? Get off me! What the hell's the matter with you? You're crazy!
          Hurley: I'm not crazyÖ I'm not crazy.
          (Season 2 episode Dave)
        • Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.
    • Jerry & Elaine
        • Jerry: I'm being audited.
          Elaine: You're being audited? What for?
          Jerry: Oh, I contributed money to a charity that turned out to be fraudulent. It's really very boring.
          Elaine: When was this?
          Jerry: A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
          Elaine: I remember you donated to some volcano thing on our first date.
          (Season 3 episode The Truth)
        • Jerry: Absolutely. But I feel I must inform you that what happened last night was more than a simple bet.
          Elaine: What are you talking about?
          Jerry: Come on. Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? He made a bet he knew he was going to lose just to take you to dinner.
          Elaine: If he wanted to ask me out why didn't he just ask me?
          Jerry: Because if he doesn't ask you out he doesn't get rejected. He has found a dating loop hole.
          (Season 7 episode The Calzone)
    • Jerry Smith & Rick Sanchez
        • Jerry Smith: Uh, I have to pee.
          Rick Sanchez: Pee on the floor, it's a Death Star.
          (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
    • Jess & Andrew Myers
        • Jess: I live life in the moment, you know.
          Andrew Myers: That's very Yoda of you.
          Jess: Try it sometime, you should.
          (Season 1 episode Polybius)
    • Jesus
        • Jesus (Josh's hallucination): Josh, you will go to the Dagobah System. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me. (Season 2 episode Guess Who's Coming to Lunch)
    • Joey & Ross
        • Joey:†I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.
          Ross:†I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
          (Season 9 episode The One in Barbados)
    • John Crichton
        • John Crichton: Attention ladies and gentlemen and all ships at sea. If you look out your front window, you will see, by special request, your very own wormhole weapon. Hey Emperor Sleestak, you big upright iguana, what' does it look like from the Death Star? (The Peacekeeper Wars)
        • John Crichton: Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
        • John Crichton: Flying through wormholes ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. It takes a little finesse. (Season 3 episode Into the Lion's Den, Part 2: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing)
        • John Crichton: Severed heads, severed hands - it's a motif. (Season 4 episode Crichton Kicks)
        • John Crichton: Just like Louisiana. Or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives. Little green guy, trains warriors.
        • John Crichton: I am not†Kirk, Spock,†Luke,†Buck,†Flash†or†Arthur†frelling†Dent. I'm†Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
        • John Crichton: We don't understand the R2-D2 crap. WeĀfre going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no. You understand? (Season 3 episode Losing Time)
    • John Crichton & Aeryn Sun
        • John Crichton: I'm telling you, Aeryn, it was from Earth. A television transmission.
          Aeryn Sun: What, you mean like that Yoda from Dagobah?
          John Crichton: No, no, no, no. Three Stooges.
          (Season 3 episode Self-Inflicted Wounds, Part 2: Wait for the Wheel)
    • Keith, Robin & Steve
        • Keith: Three favorite movies. Go.
          Robin: The Apartment, Hidden Fortress, Children of Paradise.
          Keith: You, go.
          Steve: Favorite movies?
          Keith: Did I stutter?
          Steve: Animal House, for sure.
          Keith: Eyes on me, Harrington.
          Steve: Star Wars.
          Keith: A New Hope?
          Steve: A new what now?
          Keith: Which Star Wars?
          Steve: The one with the teddy bears? No? Oh, the one that just came out, the one with the DeLorean and Alex P. Keaton, and he's trying to bang his mom, the Time, yeah, those are my top three. Classics.
          Keith (to Robin): You start Monday.
          Keith (To Steve): You start never.
          (Season 3 episode Chapter Eight: The Battle of Starcourt)
    • Kylo Ren
        • Kylo Ren: We get so caught up in restoring the galaxy to its rightful state, that we miss what's going on behind the scenes. I'm looking forward to having some real talk with some real folks. (Host Adam Driver, Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base)
        • Kylo Ren: Hearing that Zach lost his son, really struck a nerve with me. Especially since I'm the one that killed him. (Host Adam Driver, Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base)
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    • Lackluster Video Employee & Homer Simpson
        • Lackluster Video employee: I'm sorry, Sir, the computer says the movie Chocolate Star Wars doesn't exist.
          Homer Simpson: I say you don't exist!
    • Lenny & Carl
        • Lenny: I say Phantom Menace sucked more.
          Carl: I say Attack of the Clones sucked more.
          (Season 14 episode C.E. D'oh)
    • Leslie Knope
        • Leslie Knope: Midi-chlorians are a fictional substance found in the blood of Jedi knights from the movie Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Which, side-note, was a terrible movie. It almost destroyed the franchise, according to my husband. (Season 5 episode Correspondents Lunch)
    • Lex Luthor & Molly
        • Lex Luthor: I was looking for the on-call tech guy.
          Molly: Well, you found her.
          Lex Luthor: You work in the tech department?
          Molly: Would you rather have a Playstation-addicted dork wearing a Star Wars T-shirt?
          (Season 3 episode Delete)
    • Lisa Simpson, Jonathan Frink, Sr. & Comic Book Guy
        • Lisa Simpson: You can still fly to Stockholm.
          Jonathan Frink, Sr.: Well, it'd better be first class. Comic Book Guy's ass won't fit in coach.
          Comic Book Guy: You may keep my posterior, just please return the "Jabba the Butt" tattoo.
          (Season 15 episode Treehouse of Horror XIV - segment Frinkenstein)
    • Louis Creed
        • Louis Creed: I ran ten yards and there was his baseball cap and I ran twenty yards and there was one of his Star Wars sneakers, I ran forty yards and by then the truck had run off the road and the box had jackknifed in that field beyond the Ringers' farm.
    • Luke Hobbs & Deckard Shaw
        • Luke Hobbs: Hey, thanks for being my sidekick through this whole thing, brother. You were great.
          Deckard Shaw: How 'bout I sidekick that stupid look on your face?
          Luke Hobbs: Yeah? How 'bout you show me right now? Look, Batman had Robin, Dr. Evil had Mini-Me. You're my Mini-Me.
          Deckard Shaw: Han Solo had Chewbacca. Kermit had Miss Piggy.
          Luke Hobbs: That's a low blow. Don't say that.Don't argue with me on my island. You're my sidekick.
    • Mac Robinson
        • Mac Robinson: Was she mad? Picture what would happen if someone were to give Darth Vader a noogie. (Season 6 episode The Game Show)
    • Marge Simpson
        • Marge Simpson [showing Rod and Todd Flanders the Darth Vader mask she made with a paper plate]: Here's my mask - I'm a Star Wars! (Season 17 episode Bart Has Two Mommies)
    • Mark Hamill
        • Mark Hamill: Hey, thanks everybody. You know I'm here today as Luke Skywalker, but I'm also here to talk about Sprint. As you can see, you stand to save up to 17 cents a month over the more dependable providers. (Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob)
        • Mark Hamill: Luke, be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight! Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda. Uh, and do it for Chewie, and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets... Luke, be a Jedi tonight! (Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob)
        • Mark Hamill: Hey everybody. I'm here today as Luke Skywalker, but I'm also here to talk about Sprint. As you can see here, you can save up to three times more than the more dependable companies.
        • Mark Hamill (singing to the tune of 'Luck Be A Lady'): Luke be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight! Do it for for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda!
    • Mark Hamill & Homer Simpson
        • Mark Hamill: Homer, use the forÖ
          Homer Simpson: The force?
          Mark Hamill: The forks. Use the forks.
          (Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob)
    • Martha Prince & Comic Book Guy
        • Martha Prince: While my son's at fat camp, I cleaned out his room. How much will you give me for this?
          Comic Book Guy: Probably nothing, but let us see. OhÖ handwritten script for Star Wars by George Lucas? Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape? Film reel labeled "Alternate ending: Luke's Father is Chewbacca
?" Ooh! Ooh! ÖI'll give you five dollars for the box.
          Martha Prince: Sold.
          (Season 12 episode Worst Episode Ever)

    • Mayor Quimby & Leonard Nimoy
        • Mayor Quimby: How about that, folks? Now I'd like to turn things over to our grand marshal, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
          Leonard Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least warp five.
          Mayor Quimby: And let me say, "May the force be with you."
          Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
          Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one Of the Little Rascals?
          (Season 4 episode Marge vs. The Monorail)
    • Michael Tribbiani & Joey Tribbiani
        • Michael Tribbiani: Seth and I were waiting in line for the opening of the new Star Wars movie, right? Seth got into a fight lost our place.
          Joey Tribbiani: That kid got into a fight?
          Michael Tribbiani: Yeah. Another person in line also dressed like Princess Leia, and he, like, considers that his thing.
          (Season 1 episode Joey and the Moving In)
    • Mike
        • Mike: That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit.
        • Mike: His name is Yoda. He can use the Force to move things with his mind. (Season 1 episode Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street)
        • Mike: She's a weapon! Do you seriously wanna fight the Demogorgon with your wrist rocket? That's like R2-D2 going to fight Darth Vader. (Season 1 episode Chapter Six: The Monster)
    • Mindy St. Claire
        • Mindy St. Claire: You know, it's bad enough that you guys have taken over my house for a year and I've had to move into the attic, but now I have to walk in to find Darth Vader's turd in the middle of my living room. (Season 4 episode A Girl from Arizona)
    • Mona
        • Mona: I found this place maybe four years ago, my time, I think, I don't know. Maybe a little over a year ago, your time. Time on a shot isn't always the same. Anyway, none of that matters. It was all in a galaxy far away.
    • Monica
        • Monica: Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik! You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. He was in the paper. (Season 2 The One With the Prom Video)
    • Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
        • Morty Smith: Rick, I'm sorry, I just thought maybe I could have repeated sex with a horse machine without it becoming Armageddon. I realize that's on me.
          Rick Sanchez: Yeah, not exactly accepting apologies while I'm stuck here as Handjob Solo.
          (Season 5 episode Rickdependence Spray)
    • Morty Smith & Summer Smith
        • Morty Smith: Dream time rides again.
          Summer Smith: Oh yeah, we're like Luke and Leia. Uh, except no kissing part.
          (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
    • Mr. Haggerty
        • Mr. Haggerty: Yeah, because she's crazy. I know we're not supposed to say that about women. I usually wouldn't go there because I'm a huge advocate. I mean, I'm the kind of guy who thinks Kathryn Bigelow should direct the next Star Wars. I've said that out loud to other men. (Season 6 episode He Said, She Said)
    • Nancy, Dustin, Lucas & Mike
        • Nancy: Mike, are you there? Mike?
          Dustin: You guys hear that? Mike, it's me, Nancy. Mike, are you there? Answer. Mike, we need you to answer.
          Lucas: Is that your sister?
          Nancy: This is an emergency, Mike. Do you copy? Mike, do you copy?
          Dustin: Okay, this is really weird.
          Lucas: Don't answer. She said it was an emergency.
          Mike: What if it's a trick?
          Lucas: It's your sister!
          Mike: What if the bad people kidnapped her? What if they're forcing her to say this?
          Nancy: I need you to answer.
          Dustin: It's like Lando Calrissian. Don't answer.
          Nancy: We need to know that you're there, Mike.
          (Season 1 episode Chapter Seven: The Bathtub)
    • Narrator
        • Narrator: The screamer was a little boy in Star Wars pajamas. Hammering on doors with small fists that went up and down like pistons.
    • Neal Schweiber
        • Neal Schweiber: The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars 47 times. You do the math.
    • Officer Michaels & Officer Slater
        • Officer Michaels: Why did you do that?
          Officer Slater: You shone a light in my face.
          Officer Michaels: You shone a light in my face.
          Officer Slater: I'm driving.
          Officer Michaels: We were playing lightsabers, excuse me.
    • Officer Slater
        • Officer Slater (Emperor voice): Now, young Michaels, you will die.
    • Officer Slater & Officer Michaels
        • Officer Slater: Michaels here, he's six months in. He's young, but the force is strong with this one. (Yoda voice) Learning you are, young palawan.
          Officer Michaels (Yoda voice): Thank you very much.
          Officer Slater: That's Yoda.
          Officer Michaels: Are you familiar with Yoda? From Attack of the Clones?
    • Otto New record added 9/27/2021
        • Otto: Okay listen up. I want fifty of the best men. I want guns! I want wheels! Freakiní X-Wing Fighters, I donít care. The millennium Falcon, Chewbacca if you can get ahold of him. Moneys no object. Go!
    • Otto & Cipher New record added 9/27/2021
        • Otto: For the record, weíre the good guys. Me, Iím Luke freakiní Skywalker.
          Cipher: Are you sure about that? I mean, I get the daddy issues, but look at what youíve built. Really? Luke?
          Otto: Youíre right. No, Iím more of a Han Solo.
          Cipher: No. Youíre yoda.
          Otto: Yoda? No. The little green guy?
          Cipher: Yeah.
          Otto: Shit, Iíll take it, because heís a powerful Jedi.
          Cipher: No. Yodaís a puppet, with someoneís hand up his ass.
    • Policeman, Kilgrave & Jessica Jones
        • Policeman: What are you doing?
          Kilgrave: We can go about our business. Move along.
          Policeman: Move along.
          Jessica Jones: Obi-Wan Kenobi?
          Kilgrave: But cooler.
          (Season 1 episode AKA WWJD?)
    • Principal Skinner, Ralph Wiggum & Miss Hoover
        • Principal Skinner: Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry. Prepackaged Star Wars characters still in their display box? Are those limited edition action figures?
          Ralph Wiggum: What's a diorama? Why, it's Luke and Obi-Wan. And my favorite, Chewie. They're all here! What do you think?
          Miss Hoover: I think it's lunchtime.
          Principal Skinner: We have a winner!
          (Season 6 episode Lisa's Rival)
    • Quinn Mallory
        • Quinn Mallory: We've been here a little while. The police seem cool. We haven't seen any abuse. They're not like stormtroopers. I'm calling them. (Season 4 episode Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?)
    • Randal
        • Randal: Permission to treat this witness as hostile. Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that in Star Wars Obi-Wan tells Luke when he met his father he was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy?
    • Randal & Dante
        • Randal: Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
          Dante Hicks: Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets.
    • Randall Curtis
        • Randall Curtis, creator os Star Wars parody Cosmic Wars: May the power be on your side. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
    • Reporter & General Mark Naird
        • Reporter: And the Epsilon is the new spacecraft fighter, right?
          General Mark Naird: That is correct.
          Reporter: What kind of armament will it have on board? Laser cannon? Pulse weapon?
          General Mark Naird: I believe those are from Star Wars.
          Reporter: Yep.
          General Mark Naird: But if I had a laser cannon, I would probably use it to cook a Wendy's hamburger.
          (Season 1 episode The Launch)
    • Rick Sanchez
        • Rick Sanchez: Ugh, guess the galaxy's most wanted mammal needs her daddy to come change her diapie. Come on kids we have to go do a fucking piece of shit Star Wars. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
        • Rick Sanchez: My daughter, having space adventures. They are skewing a tad Star Wars-y though. Don't forget to have fun. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
    • Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith
        • Rick Sanchez: Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh?
          Morty Smith: Yeah, it's like in Star Wars.
          Rick Sanchez: Yeah, just like in Star Wars, go nuts!
          (Season 4 episode Promortyus)
        • Rick Sanchez: Hey Morty, give it a little yeehaw if you want - they always do a little yeehaw, like a cowboy.
          Morty Smith: Yeehaw.
          Rick Sanchez: Good enough.
          (Season 4 episode Promortyus)
    • Ross
        • Ross:†I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO? (Season 10 episode The One With Ross' Grant)
    • Ross & Joey
        • Ross:†I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! And then, there's the... there's the overview of the Triassic.
          Joey:†Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a Galaxy far, far away?
          (Season 9 episode The One in Barbados)
    • Roy Knable
        • Roy Knable: Hi fellas. I loved you in Star Wars. Can we just talk for a second?
    • Saddam Hussein & President Tug Benson New record added 9/29/2021
        • Saddam Hussein: Iíve been waiting for you O Big One. We meet at last. The circle is complete. Now, I am a master.
          President Tug Benson: Only a master of evil, Saddam.
          Saddam Hussein: Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come.
          President Tug Benson: Yeah, well I have. Weíll settle this the old Navy way - first guy to die, loses.
    • Sascha Minkoff & Dan Fielding New record added 9/23/2021
        • Sascha Minkoff: You are a brute. I love brutes.
          Dan Fielding: Fine, wait here, Iíll see if Jabba the Huttís available.
          (Season 7 episode Auntie Maim)
        • Sawyer: In case you haven't noticed, it's every man for himself, Chewie. (Season 2 episode ...And Found)
    • Silent Bob
        • Silent Bob: Adventure, excitement. a Jedi craves not these things.
    • Sleepy Gary & Jerry Smith
        • Sleepy Gary: They're filming that new Star Wars movie down the coast. Should we check it out?
          Jerry Smith: Sure, why not?
          Sleepy Gary: Maybe we'll see Chewbacca.
          Jerry Smith: I'd like that.
          (Season 2 episode Total Rickall)
    • Soldier
        • Soldier: Sir, weíve got Rick and Morty coming in what appears to be an unlicensed Star Wars AT-AT, or as the millennials say, A-T, A-T. (Season 5 episode Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular)
    • Somerset & Mills
        • Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
          Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
    • Stormfront
        • Stormfront: I would be lonely too if I was cooped up all day by myself in this West Elm Death Star. (Season 2 episode What I Know)
    • Tennyson Foss & Director
        • Tennyson Foss: In major cities, libtards and snowflakes mince into the streets to celebrate Biden's victory with an outpouring of hope, joy and coronaviral droplets. Well, the last time I witnessed a celebration on that scale was in 1983 on the forest moon of Endor, when the Empire was defeated.
          Director: Yeah, that's Return of the Jedi. It's a movie. A Star Wars, you know.
          Tennyson Foss: Well, excuse me, but I was there. I was there. Me, and those dear little bear people. And we had a lovely time.
    • Tim
        • Tim: You are so blind! You so do not understand! You weren't there at the beginning. You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert! People like you make me sick! What's wrong with you?! Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50ps, take your pocket money, and get out!
    • Tim & Brian
        • Tim: You know, Brian, everything that happened in those movies can be attributed to the actions of one man.
          Brian: Who?Tim: The gunner on the Star Destroyer in the first film.
          Brian: What d'you mean?
          Tim: Well, if he'd shot the pod with Artoo and Threepio in, they wouldn't have made it to Tatooine, they wouldn't have met Luke, Luke wouldn't have met Ben, they wouldn't have met Han and Chewie, they wouldn't have saved Princess Leia, none of it would have happened.
    • Tommy Callahan
        • Tommy Callahan [speaking into rotating fan]: Luke. Luke, I am your father.
    • Trevor
        • Trevor: Hey, El-Train, you think with all these new Star Wars movies, they'll finally make a new Spaceballs? (Season 3 episode The Brainy Bunch)
    • Trigger Happy Jack
        • Trigger Happy Jack: And after awhile he calms down and he looks at me like a prince, but I know I better bite the bullet, 'cause it's just another one of his Jedi mind tricks.
    • Yoda
        • Yoda: I saw the little runt sitting there on a log, I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda, Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda.
        • Yoda (officiating at a gypsy wedding): Husband and wife I pronounce you now, hmm? (Season 13 episode Treehouse of Horror XII - segment Hex and the City)
    • Zelda Winston & Ronnie Peterson
        • Zelda Winston: Oh, Star Wars. Excellent fiction.
          Ronnie Peterson: Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah.
    • Zurg & Buzz Lightyear
        • Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
          I'll never give in. You killed my father!>br>Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father.
          Buzz Lightyear: Noooo!
  • Songs
    • Making Love in Space
        • Lando Calrissian performs his song Making Love in Space with the Max Rebo Band at the Galactic Summit for All Black Humans at the The Naboo Beachfront Hotel. (Skit Lando's Summit)
  • Space Stations
        • Catherine reads a news report referring to the events of Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope: "Tragedy struck today in Sector 9 as rebel terrorists blew up the Death Star, killing thousands. The rebel alliance, a fringe group of anti-Empire fanatics has claimed responsibility for the terrorist act. Fortunately, Lord Vader escaped without harm. Our hearts go out to the families of the victims.Ē (Season 3 episode Space, the episode that imagines WNYX is located on a space station)
  • Sports
    • Tag Team Robot Wrestling
        • Sporting event at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, featuring the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars. (Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob)
  • Stars
    • Anoat System
        • Star system on the Database 9807 access charts. Nod to Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back.

    • Star System Acroilius
        • Instead of action, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow features two hours of political intrigue, with the Empire's Galactic Senate calling roll for numerous star systems. One star system representative that resembles an AT-AT from Star Wars proposes an amendment to Space bill number 371. When told to wait it's turn, it sits down and reads an Evening Standard newspaper. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
    • Star System Trebulon Minor
        • Instead of action, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow features two hours of political intrigue, with the Empire's Galactic Senate calling roll for numerous star systems. One star system representative that resembles an AT-AT from Star Wars proposes an amendment to Space bill number 371. When told to wait it's turn, it sits down and reads an Evening Standard newspaper. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
    • Star System Trebulon Prime
        • Instead of action, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow features two hours of political intrigue, with the Empire's Galactic Senate calling roll for numerous star systems. One star system representative that resembles an AT-AT from Star Wars proposes an amendment to Space bill number 371. When told to wait it's turn, it sits down and reads an Evening Standard newspaper. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
    • Star Systen Abboten
        • Instead of action, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody movie Cosmic Wars: The Gathering Shadow features two hours of political intrigue, with the Empire's Galactic Senate calling roll for numerous star systems. One star system representative that resembles an AT-AT from Star Wars proposes an amendment to Space bill number 371. When told to wait it's turn, it sits down and reads an Evening Standard newspaper. (Season 15 episode Co-Dependents' Day)
  • Substances
  • Tactical Clothing Products
    • Skywalker 2000s
        • Prototype flying boots that Chuck the recycling guy wears trying to be a real life superhero (Season 3 episode Phased and Confused)
  • Taxi Service
  • Theater Companies
    • Springfield Dinner Theater
        • Homer takes Mayor Quimby to see a special production of Guys and Dolls starring Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker. (Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob) Homer reviews the food and entertainment at the Springfield Dinner Theater, featuring Krusty the Clown in a production of King Lear. (Season 11 episode Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?)
  • Theater Productions
  • Toy Products
    • Edna Krabappoly
        • When Marge suggests the Simpsons play Monopoly, Lisa asks which version. They've got Star Wars Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-Opoly, Galip-olopoly, Edna Krabappoly. (Season 13 episode Brawl in the Family)
    • Galip-olopoly
        • When Marge suggests the Simpsons play Monopoly, Lisa asks which version. They've got Star Wars Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-Opoly, Galip-olopoly, Edna Krabappoly. (Season 13 episode Brawl in the Family)
    • Rasta-Mon-Opoly
        • When Marge suggests the Simpsons play Monopoly, Lisa asks which version. They've got Star Wars Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-Opoly, Galip-olopoly, Edna Krabappoly. (Season 13 episode Brawl in the Family)
  • Trivia
    • During what song does Poe mention Jedi Mind Tricks?
    • Which future Star Wars actor has an uncredited role as one of the arrested student demonstrators being held inside the Los Angeles police station.
    • TV Shows-Shopping
      • SHN
          • Shop at Home Network. From the Star Wars Bonanza collection sketch featuring Mark Hamill being sold for $80,000 to Harrison Ford.
    • TV Shows-Talk Shows
    • TV Stations
    • Vehicle Manufacturing Companies
      • Xamaxax
          • Xamaxax: Congratulations to your government, business, or terror cell on its acquisition of the NX-5 Planet Remover by Xamaxax, in partnership with Wrangler Jeans. The NX-5's industry-leading tachyon beams eliminate planets twice as fast as the NX-4S with half the battery and zero built-in fatal design flaws. That's right. No more secret hole that blows the whole thing up when you shoot it. Your enemies will say it's unfair, we say it's about time. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
    • Vehicle Models - Assault
    • Vehicle Models - Space
      • NX-4S Planet Remover
          • Starship with the capability to destroy planets, sold by Xamaxax, inspired by the Death Star from Star Wars - older version, replaced by the NX-5. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
      • NX-5 Planet Remover
          • Starship with the capability to destroy planets, sold by Xamaxax, inspired by the Death Star from Star Wars. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
      • X-Wing
          • There's a toy X-Wing Fighter from Star Wars on the wall at the ticket arcade redemption booth at the Family Fun Center amusement park. (Season 10 episode Bart, the Mother)
    • Vehicles-Space
    • Video Games
    • Videos
    • Weapons

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