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RICK AND MORTY 2013 

  • Quotes
    • Abradolph Lincoler
      • Abradolph Lincoler: Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes! (Season 1 episode Ricksy Business)
    • Acid Proof Guy & Johnny Carson
      • Acid Proof Guy: Eat my ass!
        Johnny Carson: I did not know that ass was on the menu… Looks like I'll be eating ass flambé.
        (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Beth Smith, Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
      • Beth Smith: So you did a 9/11?
        Morty Smith: Almost did a 9/11. We went with a Pearl Harbor. We're pretty classy.
        Beth Smith: Why were either of those an option?
        Rick Sanchez: Ask the Saudis.
        Morty: Wow. Damn.
        Rick: Yeah, getting political. I'm political now.
        (Season 4 episode Promortyus)
    • Boss
      • Boss: And then little Tommy FlimFlam's running down the hyperloop, his ass is on fire from Xenon fluid, but his AI hologram is fuckin' his own pee hole. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Elon Tusk
      • Elon Tusk: Rick, I think this was a powerful lesson in the dangers of A.I., which, by the way, means "love" in Chinese. (Season 4 episode One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty)
    • Jacob Philip
      • Jacob Philip: I watch them. Sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet, almost always while dressed as Superman. (Season 1 episode Anatomy Park)
    • Jerry Smith & Leonard Smith
      • Jerry Smith: It sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover.
        Leonard Smith: No, no, no. Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them. Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.
        (Season 1 episode Anatomy Park)
    • Jerry Smith & Rick Sanchez
      • Jerry Smith: Uh, I have to pee.
        Rick Sanchez: Pee on the floor, it's a Death Star.
        (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
    • Jesus Christ
      • Jesus Christ: I'm gonna do what I've always done. I'm gonna get the fuck outta here. (Season 4 episode Never Ricking Morty)
      • Jesus Christ: Father of omens, give me blood beyond sight. (Season 4 episode Never Ricking Morty)
    • Monogatron Leader
      • Monogatron Leader: While your species was still toying with fire, ours mastered the science of functioning, committed relationships. (Season 4 episode The Old Man and the Seat)
    • Morty Smith
      • Morty Smith: I do as the crystal guides. (Season 4 episode Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat)
      • Morty Smith: Rick, I've watched enough PornHub to know what a studio apartment looks like. (Season 4 episode Promortyus)
      • Morty Smith: Okay, so, it's kind of all all built around this big crew with, like, a cool double-cross and then this big awesome twist where there's, like, another double cross, but then, um, but but then we reveal those things were all part of the hero's plan, you know? And there's this other crew they put together, and their plan is to sort of not have a plan, but but that was part of the other guy's plan, and… (Season 4 episode One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty)
      • Morty Smith: Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do! You just gotta get it together. Get your shit together. (Season 2 episode 7 Big Trouble In Little Sanchez)
      • Morty Smith: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV. (Season 1 episode Rixty Minutes)
      • Morty Smith: Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it… Or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together!
    • Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
      • Morty Smith: I want my dragon.
        Rick Sanchez: Let me give you rocket shoes. Let me give you Wolverine claws. Let me give you a fucking rocket hat. Just be sure to use it with the rocket shoes, or it'll rip your head off.
        Morty Smith: I want my dragon. I want my dragon. I want my dragon.
        (Season 4 episode Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty)
    • Morty Smith & Summer Smith
      • Morty Smith: Dream time rides again.
        Summer Smith: Oh yeah, we're like Luke and Leia. Uh, except no kissing part.
        (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
    • Mr. Poopybutthole
      • Mr. Poopybutthole: I don't really get it, but it sounds like that's the point. (Season 4 episode One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty)
    • Prince Nebulon
      • Prince Nebulon: Aww. Look at his face. He's trying to figure out if he's in a simulation still. Are you, Rick? Are you? You're not. Or are you? Oh, and, by the way, I don't have discolored butthole flaps. That was part of the simulation. (Season 1 episode M. Night Shaym-Aliens!)
    • Rick Sanchez
      • Rick Sanchez: My daughter, having space adventures. They are skewing a tad Star Wars-y though. Don't forget to have fun. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
      • Rick Sanchez: There's a lesson here and I'm not the one that's gonna figure it out. (Season 4 episode Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat)
      • Rick Sanchez: I am the god one death! (Season 4 episode Promortyus)
      • Rick Sanchez: Never thought this was how I'd die. We're nowhere near Venice and you're not a dwarf in a rain coat. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
      • Rick Sanchez: Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on, and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard. (Season 4 episode The Old Man and the Seat)
      • Rick Sanchez: Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on, and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard. (Season 4 episode The Old Man and the Seat)
      • Rick Sanchez: Ugh, guess the galaxy's most wanted mammal needs her daddy to come change her diapie. Come on kids we have to go do a fucking piece of shit Star Wars. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
      • Rick Sanchez: Lab coat - rip off Doctor Strange. (Season 4 episode One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty)
      • Rick Sanchez: I don't respect time travel. If Ant Man and the Wasp can do it, I'm not interested. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
      • Rick Sanchez: Should have taken me up on those Wolverine claws instead, Morty. (Season 4 episode Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty)
      • Rick Sanchez: I know this is bad parenting but you stop fighting you both get McDonald's. (Season 4 episode Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri)
      • Rick Sanchez: My god's the biggest dick that never existed. (Season 2 episode The Ricks Must Be Crazy)
    • Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith
      • Rick Sanchez: Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh?
        Morty Smith: Yeah, it's like in Star Wars.
        Rick Sanchez: Yeah, just like in Star Wars, go nuts!
        (Season 4 episode Promortyus)
      • Rick Sanchez: What the hell was that?
        Morty Smith: I didn't see you trying anything.
        Rick Sanchez: Shitting the bed isn't better than not shitting the bed!
        (Season 4 episode Promortyus)
      • Rick Sanchez: Hey Morty, give it a little yeehaw if you want - they always do a little yeehaw, like a cowboy.
        Morty Smith: Yeehaw.
        Rick Sanchez: Good enough.
        (Season 4 episode Promortyus)
    • Sleepy Gary & Jerry Smith
      • Sleepy Gary: They're filming that new Star Wars movie down the coast. Should we check it out?
        Jerry Smith: Sure, why not?
        Sleepy Gary: Maybe we'll see Chewbacca.
        Smith: I'd like that.
        (Season 2 episode Total Rickall)
    • Snowball
      • Snowball: Where are my testicles, Summer? (Season 1 episode Lawnmower Dog)
    • Snuffles
      • Snuffles (according to Jerry): I love lasagna. (Season 1 episode Lawnmower Dog)
      • Snuffles (according to Summer): I love Obama. (Season 1 episode Lawnmower Dog)
    • Summer Smith
      • Summer Smith: It's snake jazz. My little brother got bit by a snake in outer space and killed it with a hubcap, and my grandpa had to scan its planet's culture for an anti-venom, and they found this. (Season 4 episode Rattlesnake Ricklactica)
      • Summer Smith: Nobody chokes me without consent! (Season 4 episode Rattlesnake Ricklactica)
    • Vermigurber
      • Vermigurber: Wait, this is seriously about sandwiches? I thought this was about drugs or guns or the fact that I'm a fly that runs a frog restaurant. There's a million things that are interesting about me, and none of them are sandwiches. (Season 4 episode The Old Man and the Seat)
    • Veterinarian
      • Veterinarian: Look, I don't know what the law says about this, but I took an oath that I would let no animal come to harm. Except when sterilizing, aborting, or euthanizing them, or also when eating them at also any meal. (Season 2 episode A Rickle in Time)
    • Wasp Rick
      • Wasp Rick: Well, here's how it works with wasps. We eat our prey alive, and when we don't, we lay our eggs in their eyeballs so that our young can feast on their brains when they hatch. When you're born that big an asshole, the least you can do is have a little empathy. Now, come have dinner with my beautiful family.And drop the Hitler stuff. Wasp Morty's been on some crazy message boards.(Season 4 episode Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat)

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