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  • Health Clubs, Massage and Spa Services
    • 360 Health Club
        • The guys take Montez's wife to a health club for her to give birth when they can't get her to the Zen Water Birth Center in time. (Season 4 episode Orgazmo Birth)
    • Beano's Health Club
        • Donna's brother, Uncle Beano, owns the Waist-a-Weigh Diet Clinic, which later became Beano's Health Club.
    • Body Shop
        • Health club/gym in Hollywood, California, represented at the 1987 Jazz Fit Championships by Flash. (Season 4 episode Aerobics Meltdown)
    • Burke-williams
        • Massage parlor advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future. (Season 2 episode The i of the Tiger)
    • City Fitness
        • a.k.a. City Fitness Philadelphia. Gym where Dennis and Dee go to work out. (Season 4 episode Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack) Mac runs into Carmen, now dick-free. (Season 6 episode Mac Fights Gay Marriage)
    • Dr Maseuss's Massage Parlour
        • Massage Parlor where Sledge Hammer goes looking for the Governor's "daughter", actually his mistress (Season 2 episode The Secret of My Excess)
    • Dwight's Gym For Muscles
        • Gym Dwight opens in the office building. (Season 8 episode Christmas Wishes)
    • Eureka Yoga
        • Yoga center Zoe mentions (Season 3 episode Phased and Confused)
    • EurekAerobics
        • Gym / health club in Eureka where Carter makes a fool of himself (Season 2 episode Duck Duck Goose)
    • Flexopolis Gym
        • Local gym where Dwight interrogates Michael's new girlfriend (Season 6 episode The Cover-Up)
    • The Golden Door Spa
        • Spa Frasier considers for his vacation before deciding to take a trip with Martin (Season 1 episode Travels with Martin)
    • The Good Face Spa
        • Tahini invites Jason to a spa day to get some alone time, but Jason brings Chidi along for help. The sign on the building is The Good Face Spa, but later they're wearing robes that say Kingdom Calm Spa (Season 1 episode 6 What We Owe to Each Other)
    • Healing Hands Inc.
        • Licensed massage therapist agency where Phoebe works. (Season 3 episode The One With Frank Jr.)
    • Hollywood Gym
        • episode Mr. Irresistable. the gym Michael Richards goes to in order to get pumped up for his case- enticing a wife suspected of cheating on her husband
    • Hoobishan Baths
        • Jadzia and Kira's holosuije program, real location on planet Trill. (Season 4 episode The Way of the Warrior)
        • According to Odo, Risa makes the Hoobishan baths looks like a monastery. (Season 5 episode Let He Who is Without Sin...)
    • Indulge
        • Spa at the Chatsworth House: A Marriott Experience featured in Latitudes, Southwest Airlines' in flight magazine. (Hotel Check In sketch)
    • Jerry's Granite Fitness
        • Jerry's personal fitness business.
    • Jill Taylor's Fitness Center
        • Health club chain owned by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor (Season 1 episode The Spa Who Loved Me)
    • Kazan's Gym
        • Turk tells Frank that Konchevsky and his crew work out of Kazan's Gym in Brooklyn. (Season 2 episode One-Eyed Jacks)
    • Kingdom Calm Spa
        • Tahini invites Jason to a spa day to get some alone time, but Jason brings Chidi along for help. The sign on the building is The Good Face Spa, but later they're wearing robes that say Kingdom Calm Spa (Season 1 episode 6 What We Owe to Each Other)
    • La Porte D'Argent
        • Exclusive day spa with Silver and Gold level programs (Season 10 episode Door Jam)
    • Laser Jack Health Club
        • Laser Jack hosts an athletic contest between Cogswell Cogs and Spacely Sprockets to decide which company will have the honor of building his new body building equipment.(Season 2 episode Winner Takes All)
    • Lavender Day Spa
        • Corporate spa chain where Rachel finds out Phoebe works. (Season 9 episode The Fertility Test)
    • Liberty Boxing Gym
        • Gym next door to Bishop's Pawn Shop in the Laurelwood Shopping Center.
    • Lugash's Gym
        • Lisa's gym teacher suggests a new coach for Lisa. "He's tough. He defected into East Germany.", "I make you star. I am Lugash." (Season 14 episode Little Girl in the Big Ten)
    • Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors
        • Massage parlor one of Homer's brother Herb's transient friends mentions: I owned Mickey Mouse massage parlors. Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. I said, 'I'll change the logo - put Mickey's pants on… Some guys you just can't reason with. (Season 3 episode Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?)
    • Mid Valley Club
        • When several attempts are made on body builder Ron Gates' life, the Angels are hired to investigate. Kris stays close to Ron and protects him from several more deadly traps. Kelly poses is a reporter from a bodybuilding magazine, Julie goes to work at the Mid-Valley Club, and Bosley starts working out there. (Season 5 episode Mr. Galaxy)
    • The Mingled Waters Health Spa
        • By taking a new car for a test drive at the Springfield Bentley car dealership, Homer gets a gift certificate for a three-hour getaway to The Mingled Waters Health Spa. (Season 7 episode Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
    • Na San Thai Massage Parlor
        • Location of Karl's last hand job before donating his penis to Blake. (Season 4 episode Three and a Half Men)
    • New York Health Club
        • Healthcare club where Elaine meets JFK Jr. (Season 4 episode The Contest) Gym where Elaine spies on Jerry's girlfriend Sidra in the steam room to see if they're real. They're real, and they're spectacular. (Season 4 episode The Implant) Gym where George convinces a blind man to trade glasses with him. (Season 5 episode Glasses) Elaine works out with Greg, and George pees in the shower. (Season 5 episode The Wife) The guys play basketball with a guy named Jimmy that sells special athletic shoes. (Season 6 episode The Jimmy)
    • Pecs 'R' Us
        • Friends, are you getting too fat for things you used to fit in, like your house? When you get on the scale, does it say, "Get off the elephant first"? Does your sunken chest appear on pirate treasure maps? Then come to our health club. At Pecs ‘R' Us, we'll tone up your muscles While we slim down your wallet. At Pecs ‘R' Us, you'll build your biceps banging on our door for a refund. Yes, friends, we've got barbells and dumbbells… Friends, if you want to join Pecs ‘R' Us, come on down to our main office. How do you get there? You take the Golden State freeway to the Ventura freeway to the San Diego freeway till you come to the Slauson cut-Off. Get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then drive 9 more miles to the neon sign that says "Steroids on Tap. (Season 3 episode Tonight, Tonight)
    • The Posh Wash
        • Victoria Beckham's ultra-exclusive private spa. The most coveted invitation in England. Membership is based on weight and net worth. "Gain a pound or lose a pound and you're out." (Season 4 episode Chillaxing)
    • Puget Sound Squash Club
        • Frasier and Niles' squash club (Season 10 episode Trophy Girlfriend)
    • Razzmatazz
        • Captain Holt's aerobics gym where Jake and Diaz consult him regarding the Golden Gang bank robbers case. (Season 4 episode The Bank Job)
    • The Relaxation Zone
        • The name Frank gives the new spa/massage parlor area in the house
    • Rub Hub
        • Massage parlor advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future. (Season 2 episode The i of the Tiger)
    • The Shangri-la Spa
        • Spa in Eureka that Zoe and Grace visit (Season 4 episode Stoned)
    • Skin Shop
        • Health club/gym in Detroit, Michigan, represented at the 1987 Jazz Fit Championships by Lightning. (Season 4 episode Aerobics Meltdown)
    • Stagnant Springs Health Spa
        • Where J. Lo hit P.Diddy upside the head with Gary Coleman. "Follow the Smell" (Season 14 The Great Louse Detective)
    • Sutton Tennis Club
        • Club where Jerry plays tennis, and buys a new racket based on the recommendation from Milos, the guy that works in the pro shop that turns out to be terrible at tennis. (Season 8 episode The Comeback)
    • Ted Chambers' Total Workout
        • Bill's new gym, where he meets Vic, played by Ben Stiller (Season 3 episode The Trainer)
    • Ultra Fitness
        • Jeff's gym from fake TV show The Guy From Jeff's Gym in Season 6 episode 9 Grifting 101
    • Venus' Awakening
        • Massage parlor advertised on the Community Directory in the Mons camp in the new future. (Season 2 episode The i of the Tiger)
    • Venuto Bath & Health Club
        • Health club down the street from Polodney's Book Shop, where writer Julius Moomer finds a book on black magic. (Episode The Bard)
    • The Vusattasen Aqua-treatment
        • Treatment available at the La Porte d'Argent day spa. Frasier: "I feel as if I'd had a rebirthing experience." (Season 10 episode Door Jam)
    • Waist-a-Weigh Diet Clinic
        • Donna's brother, Uncle Beano, owns the Waist-a-Weigh Diet Clinic, which later became Beano's Health Club.
    • Wellness Center
        • Colin and Heidi return to the Homecoming Transitional Support Center four years later, to find the building now occupied by a health care facility with integrated therapeutics. (Episode Protocol)
    • What The Health?
        • Health club/gym. (Season 1 episode Every Doris Has Her Day, Season 2 episode All the Duke's Men)

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