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Category Filter: TACTICAL CLOTHING PRODUCTS (58)

  • Tactical Clothing Products
    • Advanced SE Suits
        • Used in exploration, reconnaissance and for tactical maneuverability in the field. Nano-reinforced composite helmet allows a 320 rotational field of vision with info display of vital stats, environmental conditions, communications systems and data analysis. Cadmium exoskeleton provides safety and stability over rough terrain. Iridium-coated, laser resistant light armor optional.
    • The Bear Buster 5000
        • Homer builds a bear-proof suit. The ultimate in anti-bear technology. (Season 15 The Fat and the Furriest)
    • Colosso-Boots
        • Supervillain prisoner Dr. Colossos' high tech anti-gravity boots. (Season 6 episode Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2)
    • Delta-6 Accelerator Suit
        • Mechanical suit that enable you to run faster, jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemies. Head-to-toe hydraulics and highly pressurized pneumatics. An advanced cybernetics heads-up display helmet, which feeds into the suit. You think it, it does it. Twin gas-propelled grappling spears and triple-explosive, heat-seeking, fire-and-forget rockets. And a 10-millimeter caseless Gatling submachine gun, capable of firing 50 rounds per second.
    • Electro-convection Battle Boots
        • Boots Edgelord offers Miss Lint. (Season 2 episode A.E.G.I.S. and You)
    • Exo-suit
        • Hook it into your nervous system and it will make you strong as a droid.
    • The Flag-5 Flock Flare
        • The righteous wristwatch signal that calls the team together in times of trial. (Season 2 episode In the Woods)
    • The HYDRa Stomper
        • Mid credit scene - they find Steve, still inside the HYDRA Stomper. (Season 1 episode (What If... the Watcher Broke His Oath?)
    • Magnetic Bomb-attractor Vest
        • One of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew mentions early on that he'd like to demonstrate during the Muppet Show, which comes in handy later in the movie when there's a bomb in the theater.
    • Mind Control Hair Clips
        • Weapon Beth apparently asked Rick to create for her when she was a child - one of the many items that Rick pulls out of a box in the garage to prove to Beth just how disturbed of a child she was growing up. (Season 3 episode The ABC's of Beth)
    • Oculars
        • Lightweight image enhancement device worn on the forehead. (Season 1 episode Throne for a Loss)
    • Power Loader
        • Commercial mechanized exoskeleton used for lifting heavy materials and objects, used by the Colonial Marines.
    • Rainbow Belt
        • Xia Tian's son Doudou's favorite animated TV show Rainbow Ranger has a magical belt.
    • Rainbow Watch
        • Xia Tian's son Doudou's favorite animated TV show Rainbow Ranger has a magical watch.
    • SadTech Mark IV Body Suit
        • Polymeric nano-composite body armor with integrated electromagnetic offensive and defensive systems. CPS standard issue police model. Kiera tells Carlos all about her suit. (episode Second Degree)
    • Sanchez Ski Shoes
        • Invention of Rick's - shoes that convert into skis with jets on them (Season 2 episode 6 The Ricks Must Be Crazy)
    • Sat Hat
        • Hat Reg wears during the Sky Clearance festival, a big metal dome to protect him from satellite parts that rain down (Season 2 episode Lessons)
    • Skywalker 2000s
        • Prototype flying boots that Chuck the recycling guy wears trying to be a real life superhero (Season 3 episode Phased and Confused)
    • Sound Erasing Sneakers
        • Shoes Beth apparently asked Rick to create for her when she was a child - one of the many items that Rick pulls out of a box in the garage to prove to Beth just how disturbed of a child she was growing up. (Season 3 episode The ABC's of Beth)
    • Special Suit
        • Suit worn by Stalkers when exploring The Zone: "At first glance it didn't seem like anything special, just an outfit like a diving suit with a bubble-top helmet with a visor. Not really like a diver's, more like a jet pilot's or an astronaut's. It was light, comfortable, without binding any where, and you didn't sweat in it. In a little suit like that you could go through fire, and gas couldn't penetrate it. They say even a bullet can't get through."
    • The Spider-Man Tech Suit
        • The new Spider-Man suit that Tony Stark designed for Peter during the Avengers Civil War. The suit includes several high tech features, including the A.I. Karen, a heads-up display embedded in the eye lenses, a reconnaissance drone, as well as gliding and parachuting abilities. Additional features include Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode, Enhanced Combat Mode, Enhanced Interrogation Protocol, an Instant Kill feature and 576 possible web shooter combinations, including Taser Webs, Rapid-fire (default for Enhanced Combat Mode), Ricochet Web, Splitter Web and Web Grenades. The suit was also monitored by the Training Wheels Protocol, a program designed to restrict access to the suit's full capabilites, and the Baby Monitor Protocol, which tracks and records everything Peter does.
    • Tavlek Gauntlet
        • Powerful weapon that attaches to the arm with needles, giving its host increased strength, an energy shield and the ability to fire an energy pulse. (Season 1 episode Throne for a Loss)
    • Titanium PX3900 Exoshield
        • Tiger's body armor. "Bullet-proof, laser-proof, claw-proof. (Season 1 episode A Fuel's Errand)
    • Zik-Zak Neurostim Fantasy Bracelet
        • It's new. It's exciting. It puts you in the picture. Get one free with every purchase at your local Zak-Zak outlet. Utilizing direct neural stimulation of the brain to relay message. (Season 2 episode Neurostim)

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