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  • Sporting Events
    • The 18th Annual Deerfield Wife Carry Competition
        • Wayne and Ben team-up to compete, with Wayne as the wife.
    • 27th National Mindgame Finals
        • On the Egghead world, Quinn's counterpart is a star Mindgame player - some sort of bizarre hybrid of basketball, Family Feud and chess. When Quinn imitates his double, he has to participate in the 27th National Mindgame Finals between the University of California Eggheads and the MIT Beavers. To prepare, he reads the Mindgame Rulebook: How to Play / How to Win by Stephen Hawking. (Season 1 episode Eggheads)
    • 35th Annual Caddy Day Tournament
        • First prize in the 35th Annual Caddy Day Golf Tournament is a college scholarship. Second and third prizes, respectively, are a pair of socks and a baggie full of golf tees.
    • 3rd Annual Fight Man Kill-A-Thon
        • Final round: Eagle Lord (Jarrod, eagle) defeats Dangerous Person.
    • American Gladiate-Ders
        • American Gladiators inspired contest the guys play in the front yard (Season 4 episode Friendship Anniversary)
    • Annual East/West Bowl
        • "And welcome to the annual East/West bowl, as we get ready to watch some of the best college players in the nation Showcase their skills in a classic showdown between East and West." (Season 2 episode Dubstep)
    • Arturan Kung Fu Junior Championships
        • Episode Raging Bender. Leela relates a story from her childhood in which she defeated two opponents in her Arturan Fung Fu class.
    • Battle Of The Titans: Coolidge Vs. Wilson
        • Butch's fight, where he kills his opponent.
    • The Battle Royale
        • The big war between all countries in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
    • The Bout To Knock The Other Guy Out: Watson Vs. Tatum II
        • 
Sporting event - boxing match - available on the Simpsons' new cable TV service. (Season 2 episode Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment)
    • The California Open
        • Tennis event Dee makes up when she's trying to convince the ladies to try to beat Martina Navratilova's drinking record. (Season 13 episode The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies Reboot)
    • The Charlie Goodson Memorial Indoor Golf Classic
        • Joke Sean makes about another game of golf on Charlie's pool table, after Charlie's gone. (Episode Charlie and the Twins)
    • Cobra Fun Run
        • Cobra terrorist group's community event mentioned in Season 5 episode 11 G.I. Jeff.
    • The Course Of Death
        • Obstacle course at the Shock-a-Con, based on the post-apocalyptic Ambivalence movie trilogy (Season 2)
    • Dodgeball Tournament Regional Qualifying Match And Grammar Jamboree
        • Official A.D.A.A. qualifying match, required before teams can play in the The Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open.
    • Duff Beach Volleyball
        • Duff promotional event Duff Beach Volleyball ("It's something to do"), features new spokesperson Suds McDuff (Santa's Little Helper). Announcer: Now, to honor America, Navy paratroopers will jump from their planes and crown Suds McDuff King of Six-Packistan. (Season 14 episode Old Yeller-Belly)
    • The Duff Bowl
        • The Super Bowl for beer, played during the real Super Bowl breaks, between regular Duff Beer and Duff Dry Draft. (Season 3 episode Lisa the Greek)
    • The First Annual Goodson-Healey Indoor Golf Classic
        • Sean and Charlie play golf on Charlie's pool table. (Episode Charlie and the Twins)
    • The Geller Bowl
        • Annual Geller family football game. (Season 3 episode The One With the Football)
    • Grudgement Day
        • Boxing match: Henry 'Razor' Sharp vs. Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen.
    • Hudson Hornet Piston Cup
        • THey renamed the Piston Cup after Radiator Springs' very own Doc Hudson.
    • Irvine Central High School Alumni Swim Meet
        • Anders confronts his old high school swim team nemesis (Season 5 episode Speedo Racer)
    • Island Open Golf Tournament
        • Hurley creates a golf course on the island to take everybody's mind off their dire situation. (Season 1 episode Solitary)
    • Jimmy Neptune's Aquacade
        • Water themed entertainment venue (episode Kerplunk): A traveling water show with a giant pool filled with swimmers, divers and breathtaking daredevils. Don't miss this opportunity to see Sid Tango, Galveston Gus, and the He and She Lobsters.
    • Krusty Kharity Klassic
        • After Bart and Marge win the Springfield Couples Tennis Tournament, they're asked to play in the Krusty Kharity Klassic, where they face off against Homer and Venus Williams at the Springfield Tennis Stadium. (Season 12 episode Tennis the Menace)
    • Living Room Olympics
        • Games Bart and Lisa play, featuring the controversial couch vault event. (Season 3 episode Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?)
    • LPGA Ritz Bitz Celebrity Pro-Am
        • Golf tournament where Patty met her fiancée. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
    • Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race For The Cure
        • Also known as Michael Scott's D.M.S.M.P.M.C. Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race for the Cure. (Season 4 episode Fun Run)
    • Monster Truck Rally
        • Monster truck event at Springfield Speedway, featuring Truckasaurus and Ms. Monster! (Season 2 episode Bart the Daredevil)
    • MTW: Monster Truck Wrestling
        • Truck wrestling event at the Thunder Hollow Raceway. "Monsters are Back"
    • Multinational Inc. Golf Tournament
        • Undercover Brother goes undercover as a Rastafarian caddy at the Multinational Inc. Golf Tournament.
    • Mutai
        • Dangerous fighting event with no rules. Boxer Walker Smith becomes the first human to fight in the Mutai, which means "Trial of Blood". (Season 1 episode TKO)
    • The Nuclear Power Plant Championship
        • The name of the race that takes place the night that Mr. Burns hosts his employees at the Springfield Dragway. (Season 7 episode Homer the Smithers)
    • The Pigskin Classic
        • Annual football game featuring the Shelbyville Sharks vs. the Springfield Atoms. (Season 5 episode Homer Loves Flanders)
    • Point Richmond Bowling Championship
        • Mentioned by announcer on TV at Sid's house after Buzz Lightyear commercial.
    • The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Croquet Tournament
        • The Tanner family's annual tournament (Season 3 episode Stairway to Heaven)
    • Sir Putts-A-Lot's 1st Annual Miniature Golf Tournament
        • Also known as Ye Olde First Annual Miniature Golf Tournament. Homer orders Bart to beat Todd Flanders. (Season 2 episode Dead Putting Society)
    • The Skewed Extreme Sports Tour
        • Traveling festival of rock and roll, skateboarding and extreme sports - and nipple piercing. "Music, Mayhem and Mastercard" (Season 14 episode Barting Over)
    • Springfield Couples Tennis Tournament
        • After Bart and Marge win the Springfield Couples Tennis Tournament, they're asked to play in the Krusty Kharity Klassic. (Season 12 episode Tennis the Menace)
    • Springfield Elementary's 55th Annual Donkey Basketball Game
        • Also referred to as The Annual Donkey Basketball Classic. Sporting event at the school with the kids vs. the teachers, all riding donkeys and playing basketball. Superintendent Chalmers: I'm sure that "mule" enjoy it. (Season 15 episode Bart-Mangled Banner)
    • Springfield Marathon
        • Marathon that John mentions during his killer tour of Springfield - he points out where Kent Brockman was caught cheating in the Springfield Marathon. (Season 8 episode Homer's Phobia) After cheating to win the 97th Springfield Marathon, Bart is discovered by a representative of Classified Records and recruited to be in the new boy band called The Party Posse. (Season 12 episode New Kids on the Blecch)
    • Starlet Academy Marathon
        • The forty-first Starlet Academy Marathon takes place on the planet Danula 11 in April 2323. (From the Picard family album)
    • Table Tennis Regionals And Pancake Breakfast
        • Ping-pong tournament where FBI Agent Ernie Rodriguez takes Randy - and he loses to "Hammer".
    • The Contest Of Champions
        • The Grandmaster's competition on Sakaar. People come from far and wide to unwillingly participate in it.
    • Tri-Valley Amateur Bodybuilder's Competition
        • Adam's bodybuilding competition. (Season 1 episode Muscle I'd Like to Flex)
    • UN School Field Day
        • Jay's son's school's field day (Season 1 episode A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera)
    • The Urology Research Clinic Annual Mixed Doubles Tennis Tournament and Cocktail Party
        • The Urology Research Clinic hosts the Annual Mixed Doubles Tennis Tournament and Cocktail Party. The prize is the coveted Urology Trophy, also referred to as the Urology Cup. (Season 3 episode Serve for Daylight)
    • Waterville State Penitentiary Prison Rodeo
        • The Simpsons stumble onto a prison rodeo on their way home from the Springfield Apron Expo, where Marge meets convict Jack Crowley. (Season 12 episode Pokey Mom)
    • WBA WBC WPA RSVP Heavyweight Championship of the World
        • Boxing match featuring two of Don King’s clients.
    • Women's Bodybuilding Finals
        • Marge competes in a bodybuilding contest. "First Two Rows May Get Oily" (Season 14 episode The Strong Arms of the Ma)
    • World Class Wrestling
        • Live wrestling show at the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts. (Season 2 episode Bart the Daredevil)
    • The World Series Of Cockfighting
        • Sporting event available on the Simpsons' new cable TV service. (Season 2 episode Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment)
    • World Series Of Dog Racing
        • TV show Abe Simpson is watching the the child welfare department shows up at the Simpson house. (Season 7 episode Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
    • The World Series of Kickball
        • Game Bart and his friends play at school, which ends when Groundskeeper Willie runs over the kickball. (Season 15 My Big Fat Geek Wedding)
    • Ye Olde 1st Annual Archery Contest And Cook-out
        • "Fun ' Games ' Prizes ' Bringeth thy kiddies" (Season 1 episode Robin Hood)

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