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Category Filter: SEX PRODUCTS (52)

  • Sex Products
    • Bioport Lube
        • Sponsor patch on Tiger and Wolf's DieCathalon contestant uniforms. (Season 3 episode The Precipice of Yesterday)
    • Chia Man
        • Product sold on the world where an Iraqi viral agent killed most of the male population - it apparently grows into a full size man. "Grow your own Chia Man" (Season 2 episode Love Gods)
    • Condoms
        • Generic condoms Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. (Season 7 episode Summer of 4 Ft. 2)
    • DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit
        • Sex product Adam mentions endorsing, then changes his mind, he wants action figures instead. (Season 7 episode Party Gawds)
    • E-Z Flo Condoms
        • Condom machine in the bar restroom when Ash's father gets attacked by a deadite (Season 2 episode Last Call)
    • Everlove
        • Led by Graygirl, the females removed Logan's clothing. They led him to the cleansing room, adjusted the temperature to blood heat, and pushed him under the needle suds. He was dried by warm air currents, scented and powdered. Then he was given an injection of Everlove.
    • Floppy Diks
        • There's an advertisement for an virtual sex product for women posted on the wall of Dr. James Mantleray's apartment. "All it took to push her buttons - was a typo" (episode Having a Day)
    • Horga'hn
        • Captain Riker mentions that Tulgana IV has a Little Risa, to which Commander Troi responds, Oh, so then should we take the little horga'hn? Riker: No, let's take the one we always use. (Season 1 episode No Small Parts)
    • Lap Hog XL
        • Condom missing from Blake's collection (Season 2 episode Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates)
    • Lou Dobin's Good Time Weiner Pouch
        • Condom in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. If it's quality, it's Dobin's. They're made of denim, they look better after each washing.
    • Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray
        • Product for men made by TelAmeriCorp vendor MenCo. (Season 6 episode Death of a Salesdude)
    • The Mountie Strap-on Dildo
        • Sex product that Pam's father finds in his luggage, after the airline brings him the wrong bag.
    • Orgasmorator
        • A ray-gun which emits a light beam that causes the most intense orgasm in whoever it hits.
    • A Piece of Ramon
        • Sex product advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $40. So often our most valuable possessions are hidden away for fear of theft or discovery. But you'll be hard pressed to stuff this beauty under a ball of linens. Crafted by our head artist Ramon, this remarkable piece is a testament to both the male and the female form. If used as directed on a regular basis, this Piece of Ramon will make you wish you had all of Ramon on not that smirking pretty-boy boyfriend of yours. Sizes 1-Ramon. Colors: Albino, Flesh, Coco.
    • Plezh Tube
        • Lube-ometer that Susan Saint Jackalope uses to turn on his android wife before sex. (Season 3 episode The Precipice of Yesterday)
    • The Rigid Ghost
        • Condom in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. It's the best damn rubber on the market. Brian got four of his seven illegitimate children using this condom.
    • Sleave It to Beaver
        • It's a great condom. Takes you back to a simpler time, when everything was in black and white. From Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms.
    • Sucktube
        • Virtual sex device for men that Dr. James Mantleray is using when Azumo shows up at his apartment. (episode Having a Day)
    • Suckulus
        • There's an advertisement for a virtual sex product for women posted on the wall of Dr. James Mantleray's apartment. (episode Having a Day)
    • Sweetums Condom
        • April wears Leslie's Fleetwood Mac sex pants and finds a condom in the sewn in pocket. (Season 5 episode Ann's Decision)
    • Teddy's Big Stick
        • The only one that comes with a presidential seal of approval. This one'll fit right into her oval orifice. From Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms.
    • Trellon Oil
        • Sensual stimulant that enriches the conjugal experience, for sale in Liko's shop. (Season 1 episode That Old Black Magic)
    • Ultra Condoms
        • The name of the brand of condoms in the TV commercial where a young man driving a locksmith truck goes into a country store to buy condoms, then drives to pick up a girl, whose father turns out to be the owner of the general store. "Levis: Watch pocket created in 1873. Abused ever since."
    • Venus Veil
        • "The world's first sexual wellness blanket!" John Oliver fooled local broadcast news programs into promoting this ridiculously fake product. "Inspired by the biological technique of magneto genetics, and technology pioneered in Germany 0 years ago, the Venus Veil works confidentially to fix erectile issues and improve vaginal lubrication - all by increasing blood flow." Made by Venus Inventions Inc.
    • XP-20
        • One of the replacement options for Jerry's penis in the penis catalog Beth flips through (Season 2 episode 8 Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate)
    • XP-20 XS
        • One of the replacement options for Jerry's penis in the penis catalog Beth flips through (Season 2 episode 8 Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate)

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