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  • Schools-Performing Arts
    • American Stanislavski Theater
        • "They don't teach likability at the American Stanislavski Theatre.” (Season 4 episode See Mr. Peanutbutter Run)
    • The Bachoff Academy
        • Anton's school in Boston, where Charlotte used to attend. The premiere private music facility for young cellists in the world.
    • Bedrock Dance Studio
        • Episode Bowling Ballet. Fred enrolls in the Bedrock Dance Studio in order to regain his lost timing before the big bowling match against the Rockland Rockets.
    • BWU-NYC
        • BWU-NYC has one of the finest journalism schools in the entire world, and many of the other campuses field world-class daily newsfeeds as well.
    • Cardassian Institute of Art
        • Gul Dukat compares Ziyal's art to Nanpart Malor, the founder of the Valonnan School on Cardassia. Ziyal informs him that the director of the Cardassian Institute of Art said the same thing. (Season 6 episode Sons and Daughters)
    • Cello Lessons By Claire
        • One of Kilgrave's victims in the support group is a cello player - and teacher. (Season 1 episode AKA 99 Friends)
    • Chuckles University
        • Joke Chandler makes regarding Ross's new lecturing job and Ross says it's a university, not a comedy club. (Season 6 episode The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance)
    • Clown College
        • Diploma visible on Krusty's wall during the tour of his home on the reality TV show Padz. (Season 14 episode The Dad Who Knew Too Little)
    • The Dennis Reynold Ski Academy
        • Ski school that Dennis proposes to Frank for Snow Palace, the new private resort he wants to build over Alpine Ridge. (Season 11 episode The Gang Hits the Slopes)
    • Derek Zoolander University Of Modeling For Men
        • Also known as DZU, Derek's modeling school, Call 1-600-ZOOLANDER (DVD Bonus Features)
    • Disco Stu's Can't Stop The Learnin' Disco Academies
        • Dancing school, opportunity at the Springfield Franchise Expo. (Season 8 episode The Twisted World of Marge Simpson)
    • Disco Tech College
        • From Bugged by a Bee. Hipster Cool Cat is a student Disco Tech college. Impressing some girls, Cool Cat tries attempts to pole vault but a bee's sting causes him to make an incredible leap over the pole.
    • Fake Accent University
        • School from Rachel's prank call to Ross's answering machine: Hello, Ross? This is Dr. McNeely from the Fake Accent University. We'd like you to come onboard full-time! (Season 6 episode The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance)
    • The Famous School Of Elvis Impersonators
        • Elvis Presley school that Hammer attends. "Call 1-800-555-KING" (Episode All Shook Up)
    • Graphic Design Institute
        • A fictional company in the documentation and training material for Microsoft products.
    • Happy Havemeyer's Dancing School
        • Episode Dance With Me, Herman. In order to accompany Marilyn to her school dance, Herman takes dancing lessons at, where he is suckered into signing a ten-year contract for 1500 lessons.
    • The Imaginesium
        • Jerry Lansing's motion capture school (Season 2 episode 5 Dick Lansing)
    • Jimmy Sparx
        • Dance instructor brought to the Termi-Date dating game show to teach the contestants how to dance. (Season 7 episode Termidate)
    • Krusty's Clown College
        • New clown college Krusty opens to increase cash flow. "Formerly Willie Nelson's house." (Season 6 episode Homie the Clown)

    • Larry Storch School Of Acting
        • Kelly gets a big break while attending the Larry Storch School of Acting when she and Larry Storch are to appear on stage in a part of the show "Phantom of the Opera." (episode Something Larry This Way Comes)
    • Les Petites Pétomanes
        • Ballet school. French name that translates to: The little flatulists girls. Charlie bribes and tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get closer to Mia, the teacher. (Season 3 episode That Voodoo That I Do Do)
    • Lil' Ludwig's Music School
        • Music school where Lisa goes to find out if she has what it takes to become a professional jazz musician. (Season 3 episode Separate Vocations)
    • Lil' Vicki's School of Dance
        • Lisa decides she wants to become a dancer after watching the movie Tango de la Muerte. The owner Vicki was the movie star as a child, known as Little Vicki Valentine, starring in such films as Little Vicki for President, Little Vicki vs. Big Rhonda and Hell Hath No Little Vicki. (Season 11 episode Last Tap Dance in Springfield)
    • The Luger Häagen-Dazs School
        • Joke Jason Nesmith makes about where fellow actor Alexander Dane went to school. (From the "Galaxy Quest 20th Anniversary: The Journey Continues" mockumentary)
    • Mausoleum School Of Art
        • Episode The Diary. From the introduction to the episode The Diary:. Good evening. A most cordial welcome to a display of canvases from which you might call the mausoleum school of art.
    • McBierny School
        • Location of George's new girlfriend's piano recital, where Jerry puts a Tweety Bird Pez dispenser on Elaine's leg and she can't stop laughing. (Season 3 episode The Pez Dispenser)
    • Metropolis Conservatory
        • Harry Bollston, elderly murder turned young again thanks to meteor rocks, mentions having wanted to attend Metropolis Conservatory, closed down now for years. (Season 1 episode Hourglass)
    • The Pennington School
        • Jake informs his father that he has been accepted for a writing fellowship at the Pennington School in New Zealand. (Season 3 episode Explorers) Jake mentions the Pennington School to the muse Onaya. (Season 4 episode The Muse)
    • Pratt School Of Design
        • Also known as The Pratt institute. Pam's graphic design school in New York. (Season 4 episode Goodbye, Toby)
    • PSAU
        • Pawnee School of the Arts. School where Tom goes to pay a local artist to make a painting for him for the mural contest. (Season 2 episode The Camel)
    • The Rolling Stones' Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp
        • After Homer complains about his family and his unfulfilled dreams on Taxicab Confessions, the Simpsons pack his bag and drive him out to the middle of nowhere, passing the Mental Institution, the Slaughter House and Santa's Village, before finally dropping him off at The Rolling Stones' Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp. (Season 14 episode How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
    • Samba School
        • Dance school in Brazil where Marge and Lisa go looking for orphan Ronaldo. (Season 13 episode Blame it on Lisa)
    • School Of Fine Art
        • A fictional company in the documentation and training material for Microsoft products.
    • Taylor Robberts Modeling Academy
        • My passing grade in modeling school was just because Evie'd dragged down the curve. She'd wear shades of lipstick you'd expect to see around the base of a penis. She'd wear so much eye shadow you'd think she was a product testing animal. Just from her hair spray, there's a hole in the ozone over the Taylor Robberts Modeling Academy.
    • Valentina Valencia Center For Swimsuit Models Who Want To Be Taken Seriously And Maybe Transition Into Law Enforcement Too
        • No description available
    • Valonnan School
        • Gul Dukat compares Ziyal's art to Nanpart Malor, the founder of the Valonnan School on Cardassia. Ziyal informs him that the director of the Cardassian Institute of Art said the same thing. (Season 6 episode Sons and Daughters)
    • Waverly Dance Studio
        • Dance studio on Waverly Street that Charlie researches looking for Mia. (Season 3 episode That Voodoo that I Do Do)
    • Westwood Academy of Dance
        • Dance studio on Pico Blvd that Charlie researches looking for Mia. (Season 3 episode That Voodoo that I Do Do)
    • Williams Conservatory
        • Prestigious Los Angeles school where Jack's son David attends admittance auditions, playing piano. (Season 6 episode Lighthouse)

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