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Category Filter: SCHOOLS-OTHER (198)

  • Schools-Other
    • Academy of Better Careers
        • Salesman: Did you know that the recent glut of late night TV ads for so-called training schools has created a demand for skilled phone answerers to take calls and write down messages? It's true. The countless schools and institutions that teach you computer programming, motel management, airport surveillance and diesel mechanics - to name but a few - desperately need operators to stand by at the end of their TV ads. Now, ABC - the Academy of Better Careers - offers you the chance to become one of these sought after, high paid stand-by operators. (George Carlin: 10/11/75)
    • Academy of Law
        • School where the Judges of Mega-City One are trained, known as, "The toughest school on earth".
    • Algiers School District
        • Damaged school bus visible in the wreckage from the ferry Senator Alvin T. Stumpf explosion.
    • Ambassador Training Institute
        • Are you stuck in a go-nowhere, do-nothing job? If so, this is your chance to start an exciting career in the world of international diplomacy as an ambassador to a foreign country by enrolling now at the Ambassador Training Institute. (Candice Bergen - 11/08/75)
    • Arlen Beauty Academy
        • Beauty school featuring instructor Ms. Kremzer where Luanne Platter attends when she aspires to be a hair stylist, only to drop out and later enroll at Arlen Community College. (Season 3 episode Wings of the Dope)
    • Bayou Academy of Law and Agriculture
        • Where Dan says he got his legal degree. (Season 5 episode No Hard Feelings)
    • Bending College
        • Where Bender went to college. He majored in Bending, with a minor in Robo-American Studies. (Episode Bendless Love)
    • The Boorman School
        • Bag boy college. "Learn to work in a bag boy's world" (Steve Martin's All Commercials TV special)
    • Brainwave School of Psychiatry
        • Organization that sends Bob junk mail: "Get girls through hypnotism!” (Season 3 episode Home is Where the Hurt Is)
    • Brian O'Connor School of Driving
        • Joke Brian makes showing off during a race: That's the Brian O'Connor School of Driving right there baby!
    • Burt Gummer's Survival School
        • Jodi and Burt discuss. (episode Shriek And Destroy) Burt's conducts his first survival class. (episode Blast from the Past)
    • Castle Ridge School
        • The very last of the one-room schools in Castle Rock, that became Steve's Pizzaville when it finally closed. (story Uncle Otto's Truck)
    • Cornell School of Hotel Management
        • School that the pit boss at the casino mentions when he busts Joey and his friends for counting cards. (Season 1 episode Joey and the Road Trip)
    • CosaNostra Pizza University
        • Pizza delivery a major industry. A managed industry. People went to CosaNostra Pizza University four years just to learn it.
    • Costco Law School
        • Law school where Joe's lawyer Frito got his law degree.
    • Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
        • What is this - a school for ants????
    • The Donut Academy
        • A couple of the defendants that come before the court work for Drink 'N Donuts. One of them paid for the other to attend The Donut Academy. (Season 8 episode A Family Affair Part 2)
    • Drip Rock County Schools
        • Local school district in Drip Rock that provided a bus for the employees of Zeus Power Systems to get from their hotel to the work site.
    • The Education
        • Max's son Dobie resides in The Education, an impenetrable fortress where the children are raised. Located in the heart of The Industry, a heavily armed militarized complex and headquarters of the strict authoritarian society, known as The State. (Epilogue)
    • Emery School of Court Stenography
        • School mentioned in an advertisement on the radio (Season 5 episode 10 Everyone Imitates Art)
    • Fat Academy
        • Joke Frasier makes about Daphne's weight: "I made the arrangements so long ago I didn't anticipate Daphne going for her master's degree at the Fat Academy." (Season 8 episode Hooping Cranes)
    • Fatboy Slim's DJ School
        • Dean Pelton: Welcome back to Greendale, now ranking fifth on Colorado's alphabetical listing of community colleges. Rest in peace, FatBoy Slim's DJ School. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Fry's Dumb School
        • When Brain Spawns make everybody on Earth stupid but Fry, Fry starts up his own school, aptly called Fry's Dumb School. (Episode The Day the Earth Stood Stupid)
    • Glendale School District
        • Alison decides to run against Marci for the school trustee position to keep her neighborhood within the Glendale School District (Season 3 episode The Weight of This Combination)
    • Greendale Air Conditioning Repair School
        • Dean Pelton has a run in with the air conditioning school annex of Greendale. (Season 3 episode Biology 101) Troy is invited to join the latest chapter in the history of an A/C repair fraternity that dates back to the time of the pharaohs; this society started off as lowly servants but eventually gained enough influence to become a secret power in the world. (Season 3 episode Advanced Gay)
    • Grey Friars School
        • School that Thomas Newcome attends, a sentimental account of Thackeray's years spent at the Charterhouse School from 1822 to 1828.
    • Hackett Flight Academy
        • Flight school Joe starts when Helen wants to learn to fly. (Season 2 episode Airport '90)
    • Hanover Law School
        • Sallinger has a law degree from Hanover Law School. (Season 3 episode AKA Customer Service is Standing By)
    • Happy Wheels Driving School
        • Defendant that comes before the court owns the Happy Wheels Driving School. (Season 6 episode Rock-A-Bye Baby)
    • Haven School District
        • Local school district in Haven, seen on side of school bus (Season 5 episode Power)
    • Holden Finnegan College of Engineering
        • Sallinger has a Bachelor of Engineering degree from Holden Finnegan College of Engineering. (Season 3 episode AKA Customer Service is Standing By)
    • Homer Simpson Showboating Academy
        • Homer opens a school to teach professional athletes how to be obnoxious after scoring a goal. (Season 16 episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass)
    • Hot Dog on a Stick Management Camp
        • In Professor Frink's vision of the future, when Mr. Burns takes his scholarship away from Lisa and gives it to Bart, Lisa ends up going to Hot Dog on a Stick Management Camp instead of Yale. (Season 16 episode Future-Drama)
    • ICC Engineering Trade School
        • School that Dennis Monroe Parker and Samuel Elias Brett attended. Parker attended the Mars campus, while Brett attended the Earth campus. Screen shot is from Parker's profile.
    • International brotherhood of jazz dancers, pastry chefs and nuclear technicians
        • Springfield Nuclear Power Plant employees' new union. (Season 4 episode Last Exit to Springfield)
    • Internet Divinity School
        • Homer logs onto ePiscopal.com, the website of the ePiscopal Church online, home of the Internet Divinity School and becomes an ordained minister to perform gay weddings. (Season 16 episode There's Something About Marrying)
    • Jean Gray School for Gifted Youngsters
        • New name for Professor X's school for mutants in honor of Jean following the Dark Phoenix saga.
    • Knable Fencing Academy
        • Roy opens his own fencing school at the end of the movie.
    • Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy
        • Homer goes to school to learn how' to be Mayor Quimby's bodyguard."A division of Ray-Ban"(Season 10 episode Mayored to the Mob)
    • Libby Hill Academy
        • Where Cameron Diaz's character teaches philosophy.
    • Light of the Way
        • New record added 7/2/2022
        • Rust and Marty’s investigation leads them to the Friends of Christ Revival church group, an organization associated with Tuttle Ministries, a religious organization whose tuition reimbursement program The Wellspring Program funded several religious schools including Light of the Way and Queen of Angels. (Season 1 episode The Locked Room)
    • Marina Sailing Charters & Instruction
        • Chuck Noland's sailing certification certificate.
    • The Michael Scott School of Business
        • School Michael makes up to teach Ryan about business. (Season 2 episode The Fire)
    • Millicent-Schuyler-Ptts Private School
        • Jed enrolls Jethro in the Millicent-Schuyler-Potts private school. Mrs. Potts, the private teacher, is surprised to find our her new student is Jethro. (Episode Jethro Goes to School)
    • Miss Deaver's Secretarial School
        • School Peggy mentions. (Season 1 episode Smoke Gets in Your Eyes)
    • Montgomery Burns Scholarship
        • In Professor Frink's vision of the future, Lisa won the Montgomery Burns Scholarship, allowing her to go to Yale, which was bought by McDonald's. (Season 16 episode Future-Drama)
    • Murray's Institute of Tools
        • Lowell's alma mater, also known as MIT (Season 6 episode The Spark and How to Get It)
    • National Fatherhood Institute
        • Makers of the Fatherhood Quotient quiz in Idle Chatter magazine that Marge makes Homer take, and he fails. (Season 3 episode Saturdays of Thunder)
    • The New Architect Training School
        • Vicki's new school to teach demon architects the new system. (Season 4 episode Mondays, Am I Right?)
    • New York Obedience School
        • Dog obedience school. We change "Doggie don't" into "Doggie do". (Season 1 episode A Pig-boy and his Dog)
    • Norman Bates School of Hotel Management
        • Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) from Psycho argues with his unseen mother while quizzing viewers on how to become a hotel manager. (Anthony Perkins / Betty Carter - March 13, 1976)
    • NYUK (New York University of Knuckleheads)
        • Three Stooges Marathon television commercial.
    • Ohio School of Beauty
        • Beauty school where the female members of Project: Shave work when not on duty (Season 3 episode 1 That Mustache Feeling)
    • Openings
        • Lindsay and Tobias pay a high tuition for Maeby to attend the progressive school Openings but she is expelled for excessive truancies. Michael then has George Michael attend. (Season 3)
    • O'Pootertoot's Spirit Camp
        • Where employees are sent for conditioning at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Pearson School for the Deaf
        • Secondary school diploma on Amy Chalmers' bedroom wall.
    • The Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School
        • Dog training school, one of the several jobs in a string of jobs that Homer gets after leaving the Fun Center, before finally being hired at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. (Season 3 episode I Married Marge)
    • Professional School of Football
        • Are you stuck in a go-nowhere, do-nothing job? Well, if so, this is your opportunity to start an exciting new career in the world of professional football, by enrolling now in the Professional School of Football. (Charles Grodin - 10/29/77)
    • Psi Corps Training Academy
        • Jason Ironheart was Talia's instructor at the Psi Corps Training Academy. (Season 1 episode Mind War)
    • Queen of Angels
        • New record added 7/3/2022
        • Rust and Marty’s investigation leads them to the Friends of Christ Revival church group, an organization associated with Tuttle Ministries, a religious organization whose tuition reimbursement program The Wellspring Program funded several religious schools including Light of the Way and Queen of Angels. (Season 1 episode Haunted Houses)
    • Re-Neducation Center
        • Where the Simpsons are sent after Homer travels back in time, kills a bug and returns to a future where Ned Flanders is the unquestioned lord and master of the world. "Where the elite meet to have their spirits broken" (Season 6 episode Treehouse of Horror V - segment: Time and Punishment)
    • Roane Country School District
        • Hawkins Middle School and Hawkins High School are in the Roane County School District. (Season 1 episode Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers)
    • Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center
        • Reform school in the prison where the Simpsons are taken after being arrested for hating America. (Season 15 episode Bart-Mangled Banner)
    • Saybrook
        • Private school that requires all students to be induced with calliagnosia, a condition that prevents judgement of one's degree of beauty. (Story: Liking What You See: A Documentary)
    • Scarpacci School of Economics
        • Joke Antonio makes when he's trying to help Casey with her finances. Motto: "Hey - why pay?" (Season 8 episode Wingless)
    • The School of Hard Knocks
        • According to the back of Dr. Mary's book, she graduated from "The School of Hard Knocks" (Season 8 episode Episode Mary Christmas)
        • When they're in Vegas and Scott jinxes Frank's dice roll by shouting he better roll a 7 and they lose their winnings, saying that was Alex's money for college, the dealer jokes that she just got accepted to the "School of Hard Knocks"
    • School of Obedience
        • Obedience training for dogs in commercial where a family of labs drop their puppy off for training.
    • Sex School
        • Andy to Angela: "I wanna take you to sex school." (Season 5 episode Business Trip)
    • Shepherd’s Flock
        • New record added 7/3/2022
        • Rust and Marty’s investigation leads them to the Friends of Christ Revival church group, an organization associated with Tuttle Ministries, a religious organization whose tuition reimbursement program The Wellspring Program funded several religious schools including Light of the Way and Queen of Angels. (Season 1 episode The Locked Room) Marty and Rust find out that Light of the Way used to be known as Shepherd’s Flock. (Season 1 episode After You’ve Gone)
    • Springfield "Elementary, My Dear Watson" Detective School
        • A terrible storm closes the following schools: Shelbyville, Ogdenvile, Ogdenville Tech, Springfield "Elementary, My Dear Watson" Detective School - basically everything but Springfield Elementary. (Season 12 episode Skinner's Sense of Snow)
    • Springfield Adult Center
        • Comic Book Guy meets Agnes Skinner while attending a class on how to make friends at the Springfield Adult Center. (Season 12 episode Worst Episode Ever)
    • Springfield Barber College
        • Where Bart gets his hair cut so they can save money for Santa's Little Helper's surgery. (Season 3 episode Dog of Death) Billboard that replaces advertisement for Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie. (Season 4 episode Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie)
    • Springfield Christian School
        • Bart's new school after being expelled. We put the fun in fundamentalist dogma (Season 4 episode Whacking Day)
    • Springfield Flight School
        • Moe gets Barney a coupon for helicopter lessons as a gag gift, but Barnet decides to get sober and sign up. (Season 11 episode Days of Wine and D'oh'ses)
    • St. Mary's School for the Blind and Mildly Retarded
        • No description available
    • Subway Sandwich University
        • Jeff: The city can sell the school all it wants, but according to his contract with the city, the school's original founder retains the privilege of consultation on all future scholastic endeavors taking place here. So Subway Sandwich University, meet your new Vice Dean, Russell Borchert. (Season 5 episode Basic Sandwich)
    • Sunshine Preschool
        • When Nelson informs the bullies that Bart is his best friend now and therefore off-limits, and Bart tells them to pick on someone smaller and weaker, they head to Sunshine Preschool to wail on toddlers. (Season 18 episode The Haw-Hawed Couple)
    • Trainer Consolidated School Department
        • No description available
    • Umpire School
        • After eating alien goo out of an asteroid that crashes in the backyard, Homer gets really hungry and goes looking for fat people to eat, finding some at Oktoberfest, the Facts of Life Reunion Tour, Umpire School and a store called Hawaiian Shirts. (Season 18 episode Treehouse of Horror XVII - segment Married to the Blob)
    • Violent School
        • "Violence rules, guns are cool and we've got guns, in our school!" (song Violent School)
    • Wheel Teach Ya
        • Peter Parker's driving school (from the Driver's Test Audi commercial on the Spider-Man Homecoming DVD)
    • Wheelie School
        • School in Las Vegas, mentioned on his mySHOUT page that Skyler finds after star-69ing the phone number from the suspicious "AT&T telemarketing call" that Walt answered while they were eating, which was actually from Jesse, and then running a phone trace through Finder SPYder search engine: "General Interests: Fine herbage! Keeping in real, Jiu Ryo Ki Kung-Fu (Blue belt with shuriken certification) Banging the skins with my smokin band 'TwaughtHammer'. European motocross (plan to attend Wheelie School in Vegas this summer) MILFs, MILFs, MILFs, MILFs!" (Season 1 episode Cat's in the Bag…)
    • William McKinley School
        • Amy's daughter's school. She tries out for the soccer team.
    • The Wine Academy
        • School where April claims to have studied wine to enter the sommelier contest at Snerling Valley Vineyards, where Tom is looking for a sommelier for his new restaurant Tom's Bistro. (Season 6 episode Flu Seadon 2)
    • X-Men School
        • Fake school from Dwight's youth. Dwight: "When I was young, I spent several years at a private school where I was told I would be taught to harness my mutant abilities. Turned out it was a conman copying Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters from the X-Men comic books. Took me years to figure out that it was con." (Season 9 episode Junior Salesman)
    • Xavier Institute for Higher Learning
        • Formerly known as Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
        • Professor X's school for mutants, which Bobby called Mutant High.

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