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    • ACME Super Strong Magnets
        • Giant magnet Valiant attempts to use fighting Judge Doom in the ACME warehouse, but ends up just trapping himself.
    • Amnesia Dust
        • Magic dust that Principal Skinner uses on the crowd at the Spellzapoppin' Magic Recital at Springwart's School of Magicry on Halloween Night. (Season 13 episode Treehouse of Horror XII - segment Wiz Kids)
    • Authentic Timmy O'Toole Baby Teeth
        • Product sold near the well where Bart tricked the town into thinking a little boy is trapped. $6 a bag. (Season 3 episode Radio Bart)
    • Baby Urine
        • Sponsor of Charlie Sheen's new talk show - got a drug test coming up? Get yourself some nice, clean baby urine. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • Bansai!
        • Tree advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $195. Is your feng-shui properly aligned? If so, take a hard look at your life. Why would you know what feng-shui is, means or tastes like? If you truly believe that placing a plant in the northeast corner of your power square will foster financial prosperity, give up now. Believing that a dwarfed tree is going to right all of your life's wrongs is simply desperation. Our trees come in all shapes and sizes.
    • Banshee Surrogate Mourning Device
        • Ed Herlihy endorses the Banshee Surrogate Mourning Device. (Bill Russell / Chicago - November 3, 1979)
    • Bee-lieve In The Power Of Bees!
        • A do-it-yourself beekeeping kit from Season 2 Episode 1 Bzzzzzzzzz! "As seen in the Proud Penny! Make your own honey - Fun for the whole family."
    • The Burns Omni-Net
        • Mr. Burns's invention that drags ocean animals into his recycling plant, in order to create Li'l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry. (Season 8 episode The Old Man and the Lisa)
    • Capissen 38 Mark II
        • Engine Kaylee tells Simon to watch out for when he and River are planning to depart Serenity. "They fall right out of the sky."
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Celeste Holm
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cher with Chastity
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cher with David
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cher with Greg
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cher with Sonny
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Cicely Tyson
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Dale Robertson
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Dan Duryea
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Doug McClure
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Fernando Lamas
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Glenda Jackson
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "If it's bargains you're after, quite frankly, we're overstocked on Ida Lupino! Over fifty thousand gallons! Enough to fight an octopus in! And best offer takes it! So, whether it's a glass of Jeff Chandler to soak your dentures in…” Cindy Cleavage: "…or just a bottle of Glenda Jackson to pour in a paper bag and drop out the window…” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Howard Keel
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Ida Lupino
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "If it's bargains you're after, quite frankly, we're overstocked on Ida Lupino! Over fifty thousand gallons! Enough to fight an octopus in! And best offer takes it! So, whether it's a glass of Jeff Chandler to soak your dentures in…” Cindy Cleavage: "…or just a bottle of Glenda Jackson to pour in a paper bag and drop out the window…” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Jay North
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Jeff Chandler
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "If it's bargains you're after, quite frankly, we're overstocked on Ida Lupino! Over fifty thousand gallons! Enough to fight an octopus in! And best offer takes it! So, whether it's a glass of Jeff Chandler to soak your dentures in…” Cindy Cleavage: "…or just a bottle of Glenda Jackson to pour in a paper bag and drop out the window…” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Jim Backus
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Kitty Carlisle
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Max Von Sydow
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Nancy Kwan
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Nipsey Russell
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "No guy could resist this imported flagon of Fernando Lamas - perfect for any occasion! And what woman wouldn't be delighted to receive this seven star gift set with convenient purse-sized bottles of Dale Robertson, Kitty Carlisle, Jim Backus, Max von Sydow, Nipsey Russell, Nancy Kwan and Celeste Holm? Mix and match - it's your life - nobody's the wiser!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Paul Robeson
        • Cindy Cleavage: And for you collectors looking for something a bit out of the ordinary, why not these matched pints of Paul Robeson's bathwater? (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Richard Crenna
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Roy Schneider
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Shelley Winters
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "And can you imagine - can you imagine chugging a chilled stein of Shelley Winters' bathwater? What a thrill! We have two-for-the-price-of-one combinations! We have Cher with Sonny! Cher with Chastity! Cher with Greg! Cher with David! And Cher with God knows who! We even have Cher with Willard!” (holding up a dead rat) "Ah, just kidding, folks!” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Tatum O'Neil
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Celebrity Bathwater: Warren Oates
        • Celebrity bathwater sold at Roy Waddmaker's Bathtub of the Stars. Roy Waddmaker: "For pennies a day, you could be making herb tea with this bonded quart of Doug McClure! Filling your steam iron with this jar of Cicely Tyson! Or raising tropical fish in this gallon of Dan Duryea!” Cindy Cleavage: "Or watering your lawn with Romy Schneider! Making ice cubes from Jay North! Filling your radiator with Howard Keel! Soaking your delicate underthings in Richard Crenna! Or gargling with Tatum O'Neal! And, gals, how'd you like to wash that man right into your hair with this generous jug of Warren Oates?” (Dyan Cannon 05/15/76)
    • Cesium Fuel
        • Starship fuel, used for Larraq's Marauder. (Season 1 episode A Bug's Life) The crew of Talyn is forced to dump their cesium fuel in order to get out of the budong. (Season 3 episode Green Eyed Monster)
    • Check Style No. 9
        • Also known as "Oh, the Humanity: The Hindenburg Flip Book Series" Bank of Springfield check style that Bart selects when Marge makes him deposit his $100 inheritance from Great Aunt Hortense. (Season 7 episode Bart the Fink)
    • Cheesy Feet Candle
        • Candle flavor David says he got from Anthropologie when Rise says his apartment smells like cheese and feet.
    • Christmas Cheer
        • The spirit of Christmas - in a can (Season 4 episode O Little Town)
    • The Colonial
        • Silverware brand the Blu Raja shows some customers at his day job in a deleted scene.
    • The Contempo
        • Coffin sold at Sales from the Crypt funeral home that features the CadaverCam, a camera so you can see your dead loved one. (Season 12 episode Tennis the Menace)
    • The Continental
        • Silverware brand the Blu Raja shows some customers at his day job in a deleted scene.
    • Corporate Ladder
        • Made in America. Steel-Reinforced. Fits All Shoe Sizes. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Cougar 9000
        • The Rolls Royce of wheelchairs, a wheelchair sold at the Surgical Appliances store. (Season 4 episode The Handicap Spot)
    • Denham's Dentifrice
        • Also known as Denham's Dandy Dental Detergent. A jingle for Denham's Dentifrice toothpaste distracts Montag when he's on the train, and finally he gets up in front of all the passengers and screams at the radio to shut up, waving his book around. The astonished passengers start to call a guard, but Montag gets off at the next stop. "Denham's Does it"
    • Dharma Initiative Fuel Tanks
        • Dharma branded product. (episode Namaste)
    • Dharma Initiative Matches
        • Dharma branded product. (episode Live Together, Die Alone, Part 2)
    • DN-YAY!
        • DNA collection kit that Tiger learns about a the Futterman's dinner party. "Register online at DN-YAY.com” (Season 1 episode A Blowjob Before Dying)
    • Dumpster
        • Brand of the dumpster that Otto mentions. Bart: Otto man? You're living in a Dumpster? Otto: Oh, man, I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-co waste disposal unit. (Season 3 episode The Otto Show)
    • Ebony Lust
        • Flavor of incense Bill used to use back at his college radio station. (Season 3 episode Sleeping)
    • The EGG
        • Mysterious device designed by the Kanamit to eradicate the human race. (Season 2 episode You Might Also Like?)
    • El Presidente
        • The best casket available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket in Season 5 episode Moonlighting.
    • Emergency Baptism Kit
        • Product Ned pulls out when he decides to baptize the Simpson kids. (Season 7 episode Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)
    • Envir-O-Form Machinery
        • Machinery apparently used to make an uninhabitable planet habitable. Used by the Grebulons.
    • Eskimo
        • It's an eskimo. Will Ride Bus. Love to Give. Night Terrors. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Eternal Rest
        • Louis Creed buys his son the American Casket Company's rosewood model casket, called Eternal Rest, lined with plushy pink silk because the funeral home was out of the ones with blue.
    • Fire In A Can
        • An aerosol can with an igniter and a trigger. It's essentially a blowtorch, invented to warm up baby bottles. It'll literally burn your hand clean off. (Season 2 episode The Set-Up)
    • Flesh-Eating Ants
        • Product from Bart and Lisa's script for a new Itchy & Scratchy cartoon: Itchy is a barber, and he pours barbecue sauce on Scratchy's head, followed by a box of flesh-eating ants. (Season 4 episode The Front)
    • Golden Goggles
        • Anders old swim team nemesis works for USA Swimming, makers of Golden Goggles. (Season 5 episode Speedo Racer)
    • The Grace Adler Comfort Kit
        • Grace: "Wait a minute, what's wrong? Wine, tissues, charcoal facial masks. All we need is a box of doughnuts and it's the Grace Adler comfort kit." (Season 10 episode Kid ‘n Play)
    • Humans
        • There's a broken jar on the ground labeled, "Humans" with several naked people running away, a a voice from the clouds saying, "Uh-oh".
    • Humble Figurines
        • Ned's figurines representing simple idyllic family life that ultimately convince him to move his family to Humbleton, PA where they are made. (Season 16 episode Home Away from Homer)
    • Hydrofluoric Acid
        • Generic hydrofluoric acid bottles that Walt brings to Jesse's house to dissolve Crazy-8 and his cousin Emilio's bodies. (Season 1 episode Cat's in the Bag…) Walt and Jesse dispose of Victor's body. (Season 4 episode Box Cutter)
    • Kaleidochrome Platinum
        • Film product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press. "Life is a Kaleidoscope", "Capture the Color"
    • Krusty Brand Sulfuric Acid
        • Train car on the train to Springfield that Homer's brother Herb passes on when he's waiting for a good train car to jump on. (Season 3 episode Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?)
    • Lizard King Collection
        • Name of product line offering Magic Straw. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Madrigal Electromotive Industrial HEPA Air Cleaner
        • Model MT-MB042266-GER. A $300,000 high volume HEPA industrial air filtration system, perfect for a pharmaceutical plant or microchip factory or maybe the biggest meth lab north of the border. (Season 4 episode Problem Dog)
    • Magic Straw
        • Fast-acting. Popular in Europe. Pending FDA Approval. From mock infomercial for album 2.0.
    • Manure Blend
        • Generic bag of manure product from episode Charlie Loses His Virginity Again when Jen makes Charlie fill Sean's car up with fertilizer.
    • Mauso-Palooza
        • Mausoleum offered at the Sales from the Crypt funeral home, which can be seen from space. An investment in extravagance. It will consume as much cement as a regulation size tennis court. (Season 12 episode Tennis the Menace)
    • Molten Boron
        • Sponsor shown before the title credits. "Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!" (episode The Problem with Popplers)
    • Mommala Quilt Cover Set
        • Design by Tomas Harila and available in the following: Orchid. Fuschia. Cobalt. Ebony. Jet. Eggshell or heather.
    • Musicometer
        • By merely rotating this handle anyone is enabled to produce about three sonatas per hour.
    • Our Little Secret
        • Jewelry advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $20. Every little girl has a naughty secret. Maybe she broke mommy's dish. Maybe she kissed a boy in church. Maybe she got hooked on blow when she was in the seventh grade. For the latter, we have a fabulous and functional ring. To the casual passerby its fun design says, "I'm a cute little party star." To those in the know, it says, "Hey, I got a quarter gram in here that wants to rip through your nasal passage." Sizes: 6-9 (in 1/8" increments)
    • Paddy's Shotgun
        • Dennis and Mac's idea for Paddy's Pub merchandise, a shotgun that pours alcohol. You get blasted in your mouth! (Season 5 episode Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens)
    • The Ponderosa
        • The best funeral plot available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket in Season 5 episode Moonlighting.
    • Power Loader
        • Since introduction, the power loader has improved workplace safety by 300% in off-world applications. Its low alloy steel exoskeleton is designed to withstand maximum compression stress, keeping the driver safe from external blows. Hydraulically stabilized legs give 3 tons of load lifting ability.
    • Prescott Pharmaceuticals' Heal Thyself Home Surgery Kit
        • Comes with a scalpel, comes with sutures, surgical gauze (scotch tape)… and surgical instructions. Though these actually look to be for a plasma TV.
    • The Refrigerator Pig
        • Joke gift Frasier gets for Daphne when she returns from the weight loss clinic: "It's called the Refrigerator Pig. It's this little plastic pig, he's got a recording in its belly, every time you open the refrigerator door, you'll hear his scolding squeal." Daphne destroys it. (Season 8 episode Daphne Returns)
    • Rendering Fat For Soap
        • Product advertised on Blu-Ray menu. $20 bar. Sell rich women their own fat asses back to them.
    • Rhinestone Nights Fashion Gun
        • Homer's old clothing decorating tool that Marge finds in the attic and sells at the Evergreen Terrace Rummage Sale. (Season 7 episode Two Bad Neighbors)
    • Self-protection Biological Purification Kit
        • Product for sale on the home shopping TV show Amazing Bargains on the Fever world. (Season 1 episode The Fever)
    • The Silencer Of The Lambs
        • A Hannibal Lector style muzzle for your kids while on road trips (from commercial)
    • StopNGo Comfort Cabin
        • Portable restroom brand at Thunder Hollow race track: "We're #1 in #2's"
    • Strong Force Krazy Glue
        • When Zoidberg breaks Farnsworth's model ship, he tries to fix it with a bottle of Strong Force Krazy Glue... the strong force is one of four basic forces of nature, responsible for holding together subatomic particles at the nuclei. (episode The 30% Iron Chef)
    • Subway Black Card
        • Card that gets you 5 dollar foot longs for life from Season 5 episode 12 Basic Story.
    • Super Nova! Energized Power Particles
        • Mysterious product that drops from the back of a delivery truck and lands right in the Jetsons' kitchen. (Season 2 episode Team Spirit)
    • The Taj Mahal
        • The best mausoleum available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.
    • The Thing I Use To Peek Around Corners And Look At Birds With
        • Faye's invention from Season 1 episode All for One and Two for Helen.
    • Tiger Blood
        • Sponsor of Charlie Sheen's new talk show - it's blood from a tiger. It's up to you what to do with it. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • Trash-Co
        • Brand of the dumpster outside Kwik-E-Mart where Otto lives until he moves in with the Simpsons. (Season 3 episode The Otto Show)
    • Waverly Agriculture QuickLime
        • Sheriff Kretzer pours a 45lb bag of pulverized lime over the body he stashes in the hole in the ground.
    • Willard
        • Personal organizer, knockoff of the Wizard brand from episode The Wizard.
    • Wizard Pepper
        • Magic product mentioned in HBO special on Vince Clortho Public School For Wizards: "The only way to fly" (Season 2 episode Michael Jackson Halloween)

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