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  • News Columns
    • Britta Unfiltered
        • Britta's old newspaper column mentioned in episode Digital Exploration of Interior Design.
    • Food Box - No Or No Go By Bill Simpson
        • Food critic column Homer writes on his typewriter that doesn't have an "e". (Season 11 episode Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?)
    • Getting the Most From Your Modem
        • Kent Brockman's new column in PC World Magazine, which he mentions during his last broadcast before going off the air due to Sideshow Bob's threat to set off a nuclear bomb. (Season 7 episode Sideshow Bob's Last Gleamings)
    • It's Your Seattle
        • A newspaper column where they show some average person out and about, then use their name on the column. When the photographer snaps Daphne's picture with her back turned to the camera and her skirt blown up, they call it, "Daphne Moon's Seattle" (Season 6 episode Hot Ticket)
    • Kickin' Back: Fifty Ways To Waste Your Weekend
        • Homer's favorite section of The Springfield Shopper newspaper. Marge cuts out the advertisement for the Springfield Chili Cook-off so Homer doesn't see it. (Season 8 episode The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
    • Lifeways
        • Lifestyle section of the Springfield Shopper newspaper that features Homer's food critic reviews. (Season 11 episode Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?) "Ale of the Pup" article about the Simpsons' dog, Santa's Little Helper. (Season 14 episode Old Yeller-Belly)
    • Lighter Side Of Life
        • Column in the Scranton Times newspaper by reporter Chad Lite. (Season 3 episode Product Recall)
    • Long Island Sentinel
        • Episode Paper Tigers. Jason gets the offer to write a psychology column for the Long IslandSentinel after his appearance as an expert witness in court.
    • Mann About Town
        • Newspaper column in the Times written by Derek Mann, who writes a column about how he hates Frasier's show (Season 1 episode I Hate Frasier)
    • No Pup Left Behind
        • Article about missing dog, whose owner is a client of Cheng Consulting. Jessica finds the dog and steals the client. (Season 2 episode AKA Start at the Beginning)

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