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  • Movies-Fake Reboots and Sequels
    • 23 Jump Street: Medical School
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Turn your head and cough.

    • 24 Jump Street: Foreign Exchange Students
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: A steaming load of Bolshevik.

    • 25 Jump Street: A Semester At Sea
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Ship Happens.

    • 27 Jump Street: Culinary School
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Let's stew this.

    • 28 Jump Street: Veterinary School
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Farmed and dangerous.

    • 29 Jump Street: Sunday School
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Holy shit. But in this one Jonah Hill has been replaced by Seth Rogan.

    • 30 Jump Street: Flight Academy
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Putting the cop back in copilot. And Jonah Hill is back.

    • 32 Jump Street: Fireman School
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Bros before hose.

    • 35 Jump Street: Traffic School
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Double parking, double narcing.

    • 36 Jump Street: Military School
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Putting their privates on the line.

    • 37 Jump Street: Scuba Class
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Bros before Cousteaus.

    • 38 Jump Street: Dance Academy
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Pointe & Shoot.

    • 43 Jump Street: Mariachi School
        • Fake sequel from movie credits. Tag line: Esto se esta poniendo ridiculo!

    • Air C.H.U.D.
        • Movie playing at Springfield Googolplex Theatres when the Simpsons watch Shenani-Goats. (Season 13 episode Jaws Wired Shut)
    • Armageddon II: Armageddon
        • Sequel to Armageddon, movie script Maeby gives George Sr. to read when he's hiding out in the attic of the model house (Season 2)
    • Arthur 3: Revenge Of The Liver
        • Movie starring Dudley Moore, sequel to Arthur. (Season 1 episode Eye on the Prize)
    • The Attack Of The Octopus People
        • Movie Grandpa Fred plays on his Clamp Cable Network monster movie channel, Actually the real movie Octaman.
    • Avatar 5
        • When Josh, Tiger and Wolf are stealing Cameronium from James Cameron's compound, James Cameron is watching the recently completed Avatar 5 with George Clooney. (Season 1 episode Pandora's Mailbox)
    • Back To The Future 4
        • The movie theater The Palace on the mandatory organ donor world is playing Back to the Future 4. (Season 3 episode The Breeder)
    • Bambi 2002 New record added 5/28/2021
        • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure New record added 5/28/2021
        • Journey to the Disney Vault is an animated Disney feature about a young brother and sister that are taken to the Disney vault to watch their favorite movies, where they find Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure, a ten year supply of Mickey-ear shaped snacks of chicken, meat and fish, Walt Disney's frozen head, Vivian Leigh's frozen head, a HUAC House Un-American Activities Committee report revealing that Disney ratted out animators for being communists, the very original version of Song of the South, even more racist version that Walt Disney only played at parties, and a map to Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park Disney's America, a tied-up Jim Henson, and Scar the Disney lawyer with a copy of The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba sits in for Meredith on The View. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney Vault)
    • The Beverly Hillbillies Down Under
        • Movie version of the old Beverly Hillbillies TV show that Dr. Hibbert's children watch in their car during the traffic jam. (Season 14 episode Moe Baby Blues)
    • The Bodyguard 2
        • New movie starring Kevin Costner and the Three Tenors (Season 2 episode Frankie and Ellie Get Lost)
    • Casablanca (Alternate Ending)
        • Bart and Lisa dig up a lost film reel in the empty lot from the Aztec Theater and a pawn shop. (Season 9 episode Natural Born Kissers)
    • Crime Stinks: The Smell Of Penetration
        • Mac and Charlie's movie idea, originally titled The Fifth Sense, a prequel to The Sixth Sense about Dolph Lundgren being able to smell crime. They take the idea to Dennis and he adds full penetration to the story: Guys, we're gonna show full penetration, and we're gonna show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot, young lab tech from behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl All the hits. All the big ones. All the good ones. And then he smells crime again. He's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. He smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends. (Season 5 episode Mac and Charlie Write a Movie)
    • Doctor Detroit II: The Wrath Of Mom
        • The closing credits announce a sequel that never happened.
    • Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap
        • Movie that the Simpsons watch at movie theater, and it turns out Sideshow Bob is there. (Season 5 episode Cape Feare)
    • Ernest Goes Straight To Video
        • Movie poster on the wall at Planet Springfield, the restaurant that Homer reviews when he becomes a food critic. (Season 11 episode Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?)
    • A Few More Good Men
        • Sequel to A Few Good Men, starring Jack Nicholson, Christian Slater. (Season 2 episode Sherman, Woman and Child)
    • The Fifth Sense
        • Mac and Charlie's original movie idea. It's the prequel to The Sixth Sense: Imagine a super smart, ripped scientist played by Dolph Lundgren, who, after a terrible accident in his lab, blows off his nose! After reconstructive surgery, he soon realizes that he smells crime. (Season 5 episode Mac and Charlie Write a Movie)
    • Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder
        • Sequel to Forrest Gump starring Tom Hanks. (Season 2 episode Sherman, Woman and Child)
    • Frankenstein and The Harlem Globetrotters Meet The Mummy and The Washington Generals
        • Bart watches the Matinee of Blood and Commercials hosted by Elvira parody Booberella, featuring the 1983 movie Frankenstein and the Harlem Globetrotters Meet the Mummy and the Washington Generals. "We'll be right back! Then you can see more of my Booooooooobs!" (Season 14 episode I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can)
    • Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Board of Education
        • Movie playing at Springfield Googolplex Theatres. (Season 15 episode The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)
    • Ghostbusters 3
        • Sequel to Ghostbuster in which New York City is destroyed by an 80 foot Ed Koch (Season 2 episode I Can't Believe It's A Clip Show)
    • The Godfather III (The Good Version)
        • While managing the Android's Dungeon after Comic Book Guy's cardiac episode, Bart and Milhouse stumble on his secret stash of bootleg videos. (Season 12 episode Worst Episode Ever)
    • The Godfather Part Hooha
        • Al Pacino's next film. "Jay, I can't stop saying hooha. Please keep that in mind when you review my next film, The Godfather Part Hooha (Season 1 episode A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera)
    • Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Ass-Grabbin'
        • Joke Aaron makes to Harry Potter star Tom Felton in a deleted scene.
    • Honey I Shrunk the Hostages
        • Joke Crichton makes. (Season 4 episode I Shrink Therefore I Am)
    • Hot Shots Part Quatro
        • Charlie Sheen mentions the movies he can make now that he's been fired from his job on Two and a Half Men - Major League 3, Hot Shots Part Quatro and Platoon 2: Electric Platoon-aloo. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi New record added 5/28/2021
        • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Indecent Proposal II
        • Sequel to Indecent Proposal, from multiple episodes. (Season 1 episodes Miserable, L.A. Jay)
    • It's a Wonderful Life (Killing Spree Ending)
        • Lost film reel that Bart and Lisa find. (Season 9 episode Natural Born Kissers)

    • JFK: Director's Cut
        • Kevin Costner's movie, but with 8 hours of additional footage (Season 2 episode I Can't Believe It's A Clip Show)
    • Jump Street: Generations
        • Fake sequel from movie credits - with Richard Grieco and Dustin Nguyen.

    • Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog New record added 5/28/2021
        • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Lethal Weapon 5
        • Movie the guys made that Dennis mentions to his new wife Maureen: Got all the Lethal Weapon movies, which is cool. Including the one that I made with the guys, Lethal Weapon 5. Yes. Amazing film- truly, truly. Although it gets a little confusing halfway through because Mac and I decided to switch parts.He wanted to play Murtaugh for some reason. Yeah. And I'm not gonna lie.His use of black face I found a bit regrettable, but... (Season 6 episode Mac Fights Gay Marriage) The gang plays the full movie for Dee's drama class. (Season 6 episode Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth)
    • Little Men
        • The sequel to Little Women, starring the littlest men in Hollywood Michael J. Fox, Dudley Moore and Joe Pesci (Season 2 episode Lady Hawke)
    • Look Who Else Who is Talking Also
        • The next logical step in the Look Who's Talking trilogy- everybody's talking now, from the lamp to the steak on the dinner table.
    • Major League 3
        • Charlie Sheen mentions the movies he can make now that he's been fired from his job on Two and a Half Men - Major League 3, Hot Shots Part Quatro and Platoon 2: Electric Platoon-aloo. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • The Man Who Would Be King
        • The Revival House movie theater is playing an alternate world version of The Man Who Would Be King, this one starring Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart. In our world, director John Huston originally planned to make the film since the 1950s, originally with Clark Gable and Humphrey Bogart in the roles of Daniel and Peachy. He was unable to get the project off the ground before Bogart died in 1957. He eventually made the movie with Sean Connery and Michael Caine. (Season 4 episode World Killer)
    • A Matrix Christmas
        • Movie advertised as Coming soon at Springfield Googolplex Theatres. (Season 15 episode The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)
    • Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (Mel Gibson Remake)
        • Homer test drives the new electric car Elec-Taurus to get a free gift, which turns out to be free movie tickets to a test screening at the Aztec of Mel Gibson's directorial follow-up to Braveheart, a remake of the Jimmy Stewart classic Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. (Season 11 episode Beyond Blunderdome)
    • Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back New record added 5/28/2021
        • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • The Muppets Go Medieval
        • 1977 film featuring Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure and the Muppets. (Season 7 episode A Fish Called Selma)
    • My Big Fat Greek Salad
        • Movie that Homer attempts to buy tickets for at Springfield Googolplex Theatres when everything else is sold out. "Not a movie." (Season 15 episode The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)
    • Outbreak 2: The Virus Takes Manhattan
        • Sequel to Outbreak filming in New York, featuring Ross' monkey Marcel. (Season 2 The One After the Super Bowl)
    • The Pianist Goes Hawaiian
        • Movie playing at Springfield Googolplex Theatres. (Season 15 episode The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)
    • Pineapple Express 2: Blood Red
        • While hiding out in James Franco's house, the guys film the sequel to Pineapple Express.
    • Pirates Of The Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crow's Nest Or Something Who Gives A Crap
        • "Now playing everywhere forever" (Season 2 episode Best Self)
    • Platoon 2: Electric Platoon-aloo
        • Charlie Sheen mentions the movies he can make now that he's been fired from his job on Two and a Half Men - Major League 3, Hot Shots Part Quatro and Platoon 2: Electric Platoon-aloo. (Skit Duh! Winning! With Charlie Sheen)
    • The Poke of Zorro
        • The Simpsons go see The Poke of Zorro at the Springfield Googolplex Theaters, inspiring Homer to challenge people to duels. (Season 11 episode E-I-E-I-Annoyed Grunt)
    • President Air Bud: Tail To The Chief
        • Movie playing at Springfield Googolplex Theatres. (Season 15 episode The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)
    • Psycho III
        • Next installment of the Psycho film series, this one featuring a tank heading for a woman in the shower.
    • Rambo IV: The Firefight
        • The movie that Stu plays for Tom Cullen during the journey back to Boulder.
    • Return of Goodfellas
        • Movie playing on the Disney Channel at the Dominion Hotel on the mob world. (Season 2 episode Greatfellas)
    • The Return of The Pink Panther Returns
        • Movie Chief Wiggum falls asleep watching, starring Ken Wahl as Inspector Clouseau. (Season 9 episode This Little Wiggy)
    • Revenge Of The Nerds IV
        • Unproduced screenplay. Yes, there was actually a fourth Revenge of the Nerds movie, but not at the time this episode of The Critic was written. (Season 1 episode L.A. Jay)
    • Rocky 5000
        • Fictional sequel in the Rocky series, mentioned by news anchorman.
    • Rocky IX
        • The Mr. Rental video tape rental machine contains Rocky movies, including future volumes that had not yet been released, as well as some that still haven't been released.
    • Rocky V
        • The Mr. Rental video tape rental machine contains Rocky movies, including future volumes that had not yet been released, as well as some that still haven't been released.
    • Rocky VI
        • The Mr. Rental video tape rental machine contains Rocky movies, including future volumes that had not yet been released, as well as some that still haven't been released.
    • Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV
        • Film starring Sylvester Stallone and Leatherface. (Season 1 episode Uneasy Rider)
    • Rocky VII
        • The Mr. Rental video tape rental machine contains Rocky movies, including future volumes that had not yet been released, as well as some that still haven't been released.
    • Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge
        • Fictional sequel in Sylvester Stallone's Rocky film series. Bart runs into a tiger cage with a sign that says "Caution: exit through door 7 only. All other rooms contain man-eating tigers." But the doors have Roman numerals. Bart remembers Roman numerals from the fifth Rocky movie, Rocky V. So, Rocky five plus Rocky two equals...Rocky VII Adrian's Revenge! (Episode Lemon of Troy)
    • Rocky VIII
        • The Mr. Rental video tape rental machine contains Rocky movies, including future volumes that had not yet been released, as well as some that still haven't been released.
    • Seinfeld: The Movie
        • Movie starring Paul Reiser that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration (Season 1 episode Eye on the Prize)
    • She's Having a Baby... Again!
        • When Homer and Mel Gibson run away from the movie studio, they drive through a poster for this upcoming film by Polystar Pictures. (Season 11 episode Beyond Blunderdome)
    • Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin New record added 5/28/2021
        • Real movies Bambi II and Cinderella II: Dreams Come True are going into the Disney vault for 10 years, along with several other more obscure Disney sequels, including Bambi 2002, Sleeping Beauty III: Lil' Sleepy Meets Aladdin, Hunchback 6: Air Dog Quasi, Mulan VIII: The Prozoids Fight Back, Jungle Book 3.0: Jungle Blog and 101 Fellations. That last one is a porn flick featuring women painted with spots to look like Dalmatians. "Not affiliated with Disney" (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney vault)
    • Song of the South (very Original Version) New record added 5/28/2021
        • Journey to the Disney Vault is an animated Disney feature about a young brother and sister that are taken to the Disney vault to watch their favorite movies, where they find Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure, a ten year supply of Mickey-ear shaped snacks of chicken, meat and fish, Walt Disney's frozen head, Vivian Leigh's frozen head, a HUAC House Un-American Activities Committee report revealing that Disney ratted out animators for being communists, the very original version of Song of the South, even more racist version that Walt Disney only played at parties, and a map to Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park Disney's America, a tied-up Jim Henson, and Scar the Disney lawyer with a copy of The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba sits in for Meredith on The View. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney Vault)
    • Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money
        • In February 2015, Brooks said that he would like to make a sequel to be released after the next Star Wars film and hopes that Moranis would reprise his role. This proposed film, Brooks said, may be called Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.
    • Spaceballs III: The Search For Spaceballs II
        • Moranis claimed in a 2013 interview that he and Brooks had discussed a potential sequel, with Moranis pitching the title Spaceballs III: The Search for Spaceballs II. However, he and Brooks were unable to structure a deal that would allow the project to move forward.
    • The Spirit 3
        • Movie Chris and his dad go see at the movie theater.
    • Star Trek XII: So Very Tired
        • Movie trailer that Bart and Lisa watch with Abe Simpson. (Season 4 episode Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie)
    • Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation
        • Episode That's Lobstertainment. One of the movies up for the Best Product Placement Oscar.
    • Star Wars Episode IX: Shut The Hell Up You Broken Hateful Dweebs
        • When Kelly Marie Tran got bullied off of Instagram by racist trolls, Stephen Colbert and team created a fake trailer for Episode IX to mock the asshole fanboys.
    • Star Wars: The Clinton Menace
        • In honor of the singular achievement of Fox News being right about the Ferguson shooting involving Michael Brown, Jon has liberal Hollywood director George Lucas pledge to only make movies that are blindly uncritical of America.
    • Star Wars: The Reagan Missile Defense Version
        • In honor of the singular achievement of Fox News being right about the Ferguson shooting involving Michael Brown, Jon has liberal Hollywood director George Lucas pledge to only make movies that are blindly uncritical of America.
    • Team Canada
        • Joke Spider-Man makes to the Silver Surfer - the sequel to Team America. "They fight for the first ten minutes, then spend the rest of the movie apologizing for it."
    • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
        • Jack Slater's world's version of the actual movie - but this one stars Sylvester Stallone as the Terminator.
    • That 70's Movie
        • Movie playing Springfield Googolplex Theaters, film version of That 70s Show. (Season 11 episode E-I-E-I-Annoyed Grunt)
    • The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba Sits in For Meredith On The View New record added 5/28/2021
        • Journey to the Disney Vault is an animated Disney feature about a young brother and sister that are taken to the Disney vault to watch their favorite movies, where they find Beauty and the Beast: Hawaiian Adventure, a ten year supply of Mickey-ear shaped snacks of chicken, meat and fish, Walt Disney's frozen head, Vivian Leigh's frozen head, a HUAC House Un-American Activities Committee report revealing that Disney ratted out animators for being communists, the very original version of Song of the South, even more racist version that Walt Disney only played at parties, and a map to Walt's unrealized Civil War theme park Disney's America, a tied-up Jim Henson, and Scar the Disney lawyer with a copy of The Lion King 5 2/3: Simba sits in for Meredith on The View. (Lindsay Lohan and Pearl Jam episode April 15, 2006 TV Funhouse: Disney Vault)
    • Titanic Reborn
        • Joke Heidi makes to Walter about a third Titanic movie, referencing the prank that he, Shrier and Lesky played on their friend Benji, convincing him that there was a sequel to Titanic that was 10 times as good as the original. (Episode Test)
    • Titanic Rising
        • Prank that Walter Cruz, Shrier and Lesky played on their friend Benji, convincing him that there was a sequel to Titanic that was 10 times as good as the original. (Episode Pineapple)
    • Transformers 18
        • Movie from the future that the grown-up Matt mentions in his video: "Don't see it, it's terrible"
    • True Lies 2
        • The sequel to True Lies, but this time they weren't able to get Jamie Lee Curtis so they got her dad, Tony Curtis (Season 2 episode Lady Hawke)
    • Under Siege 3
        • Fictional sequel to Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2 (Season 3 episode The Massage Chair)
    • Your Highness 2
        • Fictional sequel to the movie Your Highness that the guys joke about creating.
    • You're in The Matrix, Charlie Brown
        • Movie advertised as Coming soon at Springfield Googolplex Theatres. (Season 15 episode The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)

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