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  • Mixed Drinks
    • The 4th of July
        • Specialty cocktail available at the Cowboy Skyscraper Buffet, an American themed restaurant in Australia. Janet: "It's half an apple pie blended with Southern Comfort and Coca-Cola served in a Chevy hubcap." (Season 3 episode The Brainy Bunch)
    • 7 & 7 in 7
        • 7 shots of Seagram's 7 in seven minutes, Eleanor's mother Donna, also known as Diana Tremaine's morning drink. (Season 3 episode A Fractured Inheritance)
    • The America's Cup
        • Drink served at The Schooner, the fish and chips restaurant where Buddy works that comes in 8 and 12 ounce sizes. (Season7 episode For Love or Money)
    • Annie's Root Beer Float
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Anus Burner
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • The Bankruptini
        • Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)
    • Belize Bomber
        • Mixed drink that Daphne and Niles recommend at the hotel where they Cranes stay in Belize. Niles: "...every one you kill they put a decal on your coconut!" (Season 8 episode Cranes Go Caribbean)
    • Bengarian Phlegm Shots
        • Alcoholic beverage Walton offers Nanette when she first arrives in the simulation (Season 4 episode USS Callister)
    • Beyond Chunderdome
        • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Final Victory)
        • Jadzia mentions. (Season 2 episode Playing God)
        • For his first visit to Quark's after joining the station's engineering team, Rom tells Quark that he has mixed his last Black Hole, and orders a snail juice. (Season 4 Bar Association)
        • Someone at Quark's orders a Black Hole. (Season 4 episode Hard Time)
        • Quark offers Kira frosty Bajoran ale, a Black Hole or warm Enyak's milk, which will help her sleep. (Season 5 episode Ties of Blood and Water)
    • The Blazing Nog
        • Cocktail that Wolf serves at Wolf-Hart's, paired with the "A Taste of Tundra” entree. (Season 1 episode Beyond the Truffledome)
    • The Blue Boyd of Happiness
        • Mixed drink that Woody's been working on - but turns out to be the same as a Blue Moon according to Carla (Season 5 episode 7 Young Dr. Weinstein)
    • Blue Meanie
        • Mixed drink served at the Tycho Station bar The Blauwe Blome. The station allowed the bar to serve only two to each customer due to the drink's fairly suicidal mixture of ethanol, caffeine, methylphenidate and blue food coloring.
    • Britta's Bomb
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Caribbean Paradise
        • New signature cocktail that Dennis comes up with for Paddy's Pub, after having the Blue Hole at Sudz. People say it's better than busting a nut. (Season 9 episode The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award)
    • Carlos Sultana
        • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich)
    • Charlie's World Famous Triple Brandy Flaming Ice Cream Shooters of Death
        • You no longer have to choose between getting drunk and having dessert. (Season 5 episode Charlie Gets Trashed)
    • Chickenshot
        • Howard attempts to make Bob a Bullshot mixed drink, but can't find any beef bouillon, so he makes it with chicken, so he calls it a chickenshot. (Season 2 episode The Last TV Show)
    • Chinanto/mnigs
        • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."
    • Chinese Whisper
        • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Kill-Men Of The Rising Sun)
    • Comic-kaze
        • Mixed drink served at the FringeCon comic book convention. (Season 1 episode Life Begins)
    • Cosmo-Fall-itan
        • After a man threatens to jump to his death from the roof of the building, the gang brainstorms themed cocktails when they suspect the bar may become known as the suicide bar - actually a Cosmopolitan. (Season 14 episode Paddy's Has a Jumper)
    • Derek
        • Mixed drink Derek mentions mixing for himself when he shows up at the welcome party. (Season 4 episode The Girl from Arizona, Part 1)
    • Donnie Lou's Fever Juice
        • Hauser: "This is Donnie Lou's Fever Juice. It is rated at just under a quarter million Scoville units. Now, when I find the demands of life to be challenging, I take a 'wee drop'. The more challenging, the higher the Scoville units. *fills a tiny teacup with hot sauce* But the trick, you see, that I've taught myself, is to never allow my eyes to tear up. One completely honest thing... if you really knew me, you'd despise me even more than you do."
    • Double Dickel
        • Grady's drink (on the rocks) that Oola mentions. She never forgets a drink.
    • The Drunken Hulk
        • Drink Charlie comes up with - nighttime cold medicine and scotch. (Season 5 episode A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh)
    • Dumb Grandson Pep Talk
        • Joke Rick makes, ordering a mixed drink from the bartender at Birdperson's wedding: one-part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about, and a lot of vodka (Season 2 episode The Wedding Squanchers)
    • Egg Nagasaki Bomb
        • Half Christmas themed mixed drink that the guys mention. (Season 1 episode The Strike)
    • Essence of Hell
        • Drink that the Adult Swim version of Hellraiser's Cenobites offers Beth at Fantasma Billiards Bar and Karaoke Lounge. She likes it. (Season 5 episode Amortycan Grickfitti)
    • F Train to Brooklyn with Extra Bitters
        • Fake cocktail Ryan orders at Dunder Mifflin's classy Christmas party. (Season 7 episode Classy Christmas)
    • Finial
        • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)
    • Firegold
        • Mixed drink. "And I poured my pocket of deng all over the table, and the other three did likewise, O my brothers. So double firegolds were bought in for the scared starry lighters, and they knew not what to do or say."
    • Fish House Punch
        • Famous mixed drink that Woody's buddy came up with (Season 5 episode 7 Young Dr. Weinstein)
    • Five Timer Fizz
        • Mixed drink served in the Five-Timers Club. It's made of Justin Timberlake tequila, Dan Aykroyd's vodka, and Tracy Morgan's club soda, which is aquarium water. (2/26/2022 Host John Mulaney - Five-Timers Club)
    • Fizz
        • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)
    • Flaming Moe
        • Mixed drink that Moe steals from Homer, when it was called Flaming Homer, and uses it give his bar a makeover. (Season 3 episode Flaming Moe's)
    • Flanders Planter's Punch
        • Alcoholic drink that Ned Flanders makes at the Simpsons' house party. It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon and a little Crème de cassis for flavor. (Season 2 episode The War of the Simpsons)
    • Flare
        • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)
    • Flip
        • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)
    • Foam
        • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)
    • The Forget-Me-Shot
        • Moe’s most power drink is called the Forget-Me-Shot, the ultimate brain bleacher. One swig wipes out the last day of your life. Start with a splash of Jägermeister, then add sloe gin, Triple sec, Quadruple sec, gunk from a dog’s eye, Absolut Pikl, the red stripe from Aquafresh, and the funniest ingredient, the venom of the Louisiana Lobito-moth. You stir it with a home pregnancy test till it turns positive and presto - the Forget-Me-Shot. (Season 19 episode Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind)
    • The Forked Tongue
        • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Add SnakeJuice to hot cocoa, stir well, and top with whipped cream. The hot cocoa will soon warm you up, and the SnakeJuice will soon impair your speech to a level that people will think you have a forked tongue." (Season 2 episode Telethon)
    • Froth
        • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, an order comes in from a table that includes a Fizz, a Froth, a Flip, a Finial, a Foam and a Flare. (Season 6 episode Valiant)
    • Fruit Madrid
        • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode I Danced For Hitler)
    • Fruit'n'Khamun
        • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Hitler's Golden Murder Palace)
    • Funky Juice
        • White wine, ice cubes & Sprite. (Episode It's Never Too Late For Now)
    • The Garlic Martini
        • Joke Phoebe makes about everything at Monica's restaurant tasting like garlic. (Season 9 episode The One With Rachel's Dream)
    • Gee-N'N-T'N-ix
        • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."
    • The Haverford Boilermaker
        • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Grab a seat at a bar stool. Carefully drop the 1/8 whiskey shot into the beer, ensuring the shallow level of beer doesn't shatter the shot glass. Shoot back the mixture, using as many gulps as you need to empty the glass. Immediately follow with three glasses (24 oz) of water. Do not stand up for twenty minutes."
    • Heil Hitler
        • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode I Danced For Hitler)
    • Hello Kitty Lemonade Spritz
        • Drink Wray orders, while at the same time claiming to be quite manly (Season 2 episode 5 Dick Lansing)
    • Hiss Cream Soda
        • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Ladies - are you tired of the same old boring "lady drinks" you're always ordering? Try this super-sweet concoction, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and power to your dance moves. (Also guaranteed to make you need a designated driver, so plan accordingly.)"
    • Hiss Juice
        • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Shed your skin with this shot, a cranberry version of Sex on the Beach. Almost as good as the real thing."
    • I Know My Redeemer Liveth
        • Mixed drink Carla makes that her grandfather taught her (Season 11 episode 22 It's Lonely on the Top)
    • Idi Amini Martini
        • Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)
    • Irish Dumpster
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Martini
        • Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)
    • The Jay-Zima
        • Drink that Tom named at the Snakehole Lounge, because they bought a bunch of Zima when the factory shut down. (Season 4 episode Live Ammo)
    • Jeff's Sour Hi-Ball
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Jinond-o-nicks
        • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."
    • The Joan
        • Cocktail Joan orders at Tom's Bistro opening. It's a tumbler of gin, and it's got crushed aspirin around the rim. (Season 6 episode Movin' Up)
    • Jovian Sunspot
        • Mr. Abbut offers to buy Talia Winters a drink. (Season 1 episode Deathwalker)
    • The Jump Shot
        • After a man threatens to jump to his death from the roof of the building, the gang brainstorms themed cocktails when they suspect the bar may become known as the suicide bar - actually a Lemon Drop. (Season 14 episode Paddy's Has a Jumper)
    • Jynnan Tonnyx
        • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."
    • Laughing Swede
        • Fictional mixed drink (Season 6 episode 1 Home is the Sailor)
    • Lawnmower
        • Mixed drink Homer invents - and serves to Ron Howard. Vodka and wheat grass. (Season 10 episode When You Dish Upon a Star)
    • Leap Into an Open Grave
        • Family recipe for a mixed drink that Carla makes for Diane (Season 1 episode 8)
    • The Lindsey Special
        • Drink added to the menu at a bar in honor of drunk Lyndsey. (Season 12 episode A Beer-Battered Rip-off)
    • Makara Fizz
        • Jake's date Kesha orders a Makara Fizz at Vic's, but Nog informs her that they don't serve those here. (Season 7 episode It's Only a Paper Moon)
    • Marge-aritas
        • Margaritas Marge makes for the adults at their Chicken Pox party. (Season 17 episode Milhouse of Sand and Fog)
    • Martini Navratilova
        • Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar (Season 8 episode Olive or Twist)
    • Max's Spook-a-delic Punch
        • Alcoholic drink served at the office Christmas party. (Season 5 episode Spooky Rapping Crypt)
    • Medusa's Revenge
        • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Rum-filled concoction with many straws for sharing, or quick solitary consumption."
    • Milk Plus Drencrom
        • Milk beverage served at the Korova Milk Bar... "Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they used to put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels and Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet milk with knives in it, as we used to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I'm starting off the story with."
    • Milk Plus Synthemesc
        • Milk beverage served at the Korova Milk Bar. Alex: "Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they used to put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels and Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet milk with knives in it, as we used to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I'm starting off the story with."
    • Milk Plus Vellocet
        • Milk beverage served at the Korova Milk Bar. Alex: "Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they used to put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels and Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet milk with knives in it, as we used to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I'm starting off the story with."
    • Milk with Knives in It
        • Milk beverage served at the Korova Milk Bar. Alex: "Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no license for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they used to put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels and Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet milk with knives in it, as we used to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I'm starting off the story with."
    • A Miserable Whore
        • Mixed drink at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. Served with or without salt around the rim. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • The Nectar of a Thousand Sorrows
        • Beverage served by the followers of Reasonableism - Made from root beer & red wine. (Season 4 End of the World)
    • Nimbus Martini
        • A mixed drink with an aromasphere, meant to be inhaled, served at Essence, the hot new bar in Eagleton where they guys go for Ben's bachelor party. They specialize in molecular mixology, an experimental new way to consume alcohol. (Season 5 episode Two Parties)
    • Nog-A-Sake
        • Beverage Andy orders at Benihana: one part eggnog, three parts sake. (Season 3 episode A Benihana Christmas)
    • A One of Everything
        • Michael's mixed drink - equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of splenda. (Season 5 episode Moroccan Christmas)
    • Orange Vod-juice-ka
        • Michael's mixed drink - vodka and orange juice. (Season 5 episode Moroccan Christmas)
        • Mixed drink from from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that the doctors from Laser Hospital drink when they take Maestro out dancing and drinking, shortly before mocking him and beating him up (Season 3 episode 9: "Childrens Hospital: A Play in 3 Acts")
    • Pawnee Sunrise
        • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "Inspired by the color of the sky the morning of the 1906 Pawnee Bread Factory Fire. Who knew burning flour and yeast looked so orangey green?"
    • Pepper Nine Triple Redondi
        • Mixed drink that Reg orders at the bar during the Sky Clearance Festival (Season 2 episode Lessons)
    • The Pete Davidson
        • Mixed drink Candice Bergen orders in the Five Timers Club - "It's got a lot going on, but it gets the job done." (2018 episode with host Jonah Hill)
    • Pink Fuck
        • Proprietary mix of liqueurs and spirits garnished with orange rind and nutmeg. Oh, and there's a shit ton of Ketamine in it as well. (Season 2 episode Last Call)
    • The Pink Webber
        • Mixed drink that Dr. Clint Webber creates at Frasier's party. Niles: "This is heaven in a glass!" (Season 5 episode The Perfect Guy)
    • Pooting Shots
        • Alcoholic beverage served at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. Served with or without milk. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Queen of the May
        • Lord Uffenham's cocktail, which he believes will alleviate the deepest despondency. Full name: "To-morrow'll be of all the year the maddest, merriest day, for I'm to be Queen of the May, mother, I'm to be Queen of the May".
    • Rancho Cucamonga Skinny Girl Mojitos
        • Drinks Blake makes at Montez' wife's baby shower. (Season 4 episode Orgazmo Birth)
    • Raslak
        • An alcoholic drink that Chiana drinks on the Gammak Base. (Season 1 episode Nerve) 
Charrid beverage that D'Argo drinks on Katratzi. (Season 4 episode We're So Screwed, Part 2: Hot to Katratzi) Given to Aeryn while she's giving birth. (The Peacekeeper Wars)
    • Raz'lak
        • Strong and hot alcoholic beverage Chiana drinks at the Peacekeeper base. (Season 1 episode Nerve)
    • Refried Whiskey
        • Drink Marge prepares when Bart's new friend and movie cowboy Buck McCoy visits the Simpsons. (Season 13 episode The Latest Gun in the West)
    • Savage Jungle Juice
        • Delusional frat boy Stan Halen's cocktail made from leftover drinks. (Season 4 episode Brociopath)
    • Scotch-asteroid
        • Doug "dials” a Scotch Asteroid on the Autotender, the Automated bartender machine at Horace Sisken's party. (Chapter 1) He orders another when he meets Avery Collingsworth at Limpy's. (Chapter 3)
    • Screaming Viking
        • Fictional mixed drink (Season 6 episode 1 Home is the Sailor)
    • Sex in a Hamper
        • Mixed drink at T.J. O'Pootertoot's, a restaurant that secretly serves human meat with crazy names, founded by a member of the Donner party. Served with or without milk. (Episode A Few Good Scouts)
    • Silken Sunrise
        • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, he mixes up a Silven Surprise and a Silken Sunrise. Odo corrects him. (Season 6 episode Valiant)
    • Silven Surprise
        • While Quark is dealing with a broken drink replicator, he mixes up a Silven Surprise and a Silken Sunrise. Odo corrects him. (Season 6 episode Valiant)
    • Skoogaritas
        • Al Skoog, the attorney that Joe hires to oversee the dissolution of his partnership with Brian says he also owns a bar that serves "Skoogaritas" (Season 7 episode Burnin' Down the House)
    • Slithery Russian
        • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. "This tastes like if a hot Russian spy and a badass snake got it on... in a world where fictional woman-on-snake hookups were pleasing, and could somehow be served over ice."
    • Sloparita
        • Mixed drink served at Quirky Jack's Homestyle Eatery. (Season 1 episode The Magician's Assistant)
    • Steve
        • Phoebe: A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "We have a drink named after you!" So the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
    • Sweetums Fizz
        • Mixed drink on the menu at the Snakehole Lounge. Ingredients include Sweetums High-Fructose Corn Syrup, served in a Sweetums Syrup-rimmed martini glass.
    • Swiss Kiss
        • Pierre is obsessed with making the team cocktails. (Episode Fresh Meat For Hitler's Sex Kitchen)
    • Tall Pain in the Ass
        • Joke Charlie makes about Herb, ordering a mixed drink called a Tall Pain in the Ass from the bar. (Season 6 episode It's Always Nazi Week)
    • Tawney Cobble
        • Mixed drink that Reg orders at the bar during the Sky Clearance Festival (Season 2 episode Lessons)
    • Thankstini
        • A fun and delicious new novelty drink Barney invented. Cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. Tastes just like a turkey dinner.
    • There's Work Tomorrow So Be Cool Frozen Margarita
        • Menu item at Hey, Hey it's Wednesdays. (Season 4 episode Crime and Punishment)
        • Julian's in the mood for one of Quark's famous Til'amin froths. (Season 6 episode Who Mourns for Morn?)
        • At Quark's, Ezri Dax orders a Til'amin Froth, Julian orders a Romulan Ale, and Odo orders a glass of spring wine for Kira. (Season 7 episode Covenant)
    • Timber Doodle
        • Mixed drink Beck orders at the Charles Dickens festival. (Season 1 episode The Captain)
    • Titan-tinis
        • Joke the general makes about what Zane was drinking before crashing his rocket during the Eureka Rocket Daze 2010 contest during Space Week. (Season 4 episode The Story of O2)
    • The Too-Cool-to-Care-tini
        • Joke Jeff makes about Britta's drink - vodka neat with four olives. (Season 2 episode Mixology Certification)
    • The Traumatic Head Injury
        • Mixed drink Brian says the bar Basil's named for him (Season 2 episode The Story of Joe)
    • Tuxedo #6
        • Drink special on the menu behind the bar in the secret speakeasy that the study group opens behind Shirley's Sandwiches. (Season 6 episode Ladders)
    • Tzjin-anthony-ks
        • Mixed drink / cocktail. "It is a curious fact, and one to which no one knows quite how much importance to attach, that something like 85% of all known worlds in the Galaxy, be they primitive or highly advanced, have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix, or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme. The drinks themselves are not the same, and vary between the Sivolvian chinanto/mnigs which is ordinary water server at slightly above room temperature, and the Gagrakackan tzjin-anthony-ks which kills cows at a hundred paces; and in fact the one common factor between all of them, beyond the fact that the names sound the same, is that they were all invented and named before the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds."
    • Uncle Harry's Famous Yule Tide Grog
        • Festive holiday drink that Harry makes. (Season 6 episode The Night Court Before Christmas)
    • Vesper
        • Cocktail James Bond names after the beautiful Vesper Lynd. A fictional cocktail at the time, it became a popular drink.
    • Veteran
        • Mixed drink.Alex: "We ordered us four veterans - a veteranbeing rum and cherry brandy mixed, which was popular just then, some liking a dash of lime in it, that being the Canadian variation."
    • Vodka Zombie Punch
        • Candy's Bikini Lines, the bus that Dan charters to take the guys to Bull's bachelor party features sand on the floor, flaming tiki torches and complimentary Vodka Zombie Punch, which according to Mac tastes like pineapple juice and turpentine. According to Dan, two sips and you can raise the dead. (Season 9 episode Looking for Mr. Shannon)
    • Witches' Jelly (Mixed Drink)
        • Mixed drink Red mentions, named after the substance in The Zone. "I learned how to make a new cocktail at this bar," Redrick was saying as he poured more whiskey. "It's called Witches' Jelly, I'll make you one later, after we've eaten. Brother, it's not something you should have on an empty stomach, it's dangerous to the health: one drink makes your arms and legs numb."
    • Yellow-bellied Runny-noses Has-been
        • What Dutch says he's looking for when he comes into the bar. Woody thinks he's talking about a mixed drink and tells him he can't make one of those because he's out of Cassis (Season 9 episode 24 Pitch it Again, Sam)

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