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  • Meat
    • Assorted Horse Parts
        • Large barrel in the Springfield Elementary School kitchen. "Now with more testicles" (Season 5 episode Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song)

    • Bajoran Beefsteak
        • T'Ana mentions wanting to make a love connection with Shaxs, she'd love to snag that Bajoran beefsteak with her coital hooks. (Season 1 episode No Small Parts)
    • Beef Pronto
        • When Emily gets a full-time job, she doesn't feel like cooking, so she buys a variety of generic quick cook products from Boys Market grocery store. (Season 1 episode Emily, I’m home… Emily?)
    • Beef-a-Reeno
        • The canned meat product that Kramer buys in bulk from Price Club and feeds to the hansom cab horse Rusty right before taking Susans parents for a carriage ride downtown. (Season 7 episode The Rye)
    • Bob Dawson's Diet Pork Rinds
        • Snack food product / sponsor. Ricky Bobby: "I'm Ricky Bobby. One of my fondest childhood memories is sitting on the back porch enjoying a whole mess of pork rinds. But I can't eat them the way I used to. But thanks to Bob Dawson's, I can eat as much as I want. Bob Dawson's Diet Pork Rinds: MMMM that's a good pork rind! Bob Dawson's Diet Pork Rinds: Healthy and delicious, like a pork rind should be.” (DVD Bonus Features)
    • Buzzer Beater Lightly-Expired Cocktail Shrimp
        • Food product that Fake Eleanor buys at the grocery store shortly before dying (Season 1 episode 12 Mindy St. Claire)
    • Cajun Chicken Niblets
        • Menu item served at the restaurant Ricky's (Season 1 episode The Promotion)
    • Canned Chicken
        • Meat product in the Simpsons' fallout shelter, visible when Homer runs the family through a drill to see how fast they can gather in the fallout shelter in the event of World War III. (Season 7 episode The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular! - The Tracey Ullman Show clip)
    • Chef Hoffarth's Spaghetti & Meat Balls
        • Food product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Churchill Downs Mystery Meat
        • New food product that Mr. Burns buys for his prison. (Season 16 episode The Seven-Beer Snitch)
    • Creamed Eels
        • One of the few canned items left after the town raids Kwik-E-Mart when Hurricane Barbara is coming. (Season 8 episode Hurricane Neddy)

    • Dam Ham
        • Product the butcher sells in Alex's joke (fish they caught by the dam)
    • Dead Meat
        • Joke Fallon makes over the P.A. at Fullerton Market: "Attention, shoppers, we have a special in the frozen foods department tonight: Dead meat. Plump, juicy and fresh from our North Shore farm. Shop 'til you drop,right, Frank?"
    • Derwin Ham Loafs
        • When Leslie seeks out the endorsement of local Pawnee Central legend Pistol Pete, he tells her that he will happily endorse her As Peter Disellio, regional distributor for Derwin Ham Loafs, but not for the comeback victory he clenched in 1992 with a last-second dunk against Eagleton High. (Season 4 episode The Comeback Kid)
    • Dharma Initiative Boned Chicken
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Adrift)
    • Dharma Initiative Chicken Soup
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode Mysteries of the Universe)
    • Dharma Initiative Fish Biscuits
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode One of Us)
    • Dharma Initiative Pork And Beans
        • Dharma branded food product. (episodes Adrift, Everybody Hates Hugo)
    • Dharma Initiative Sausage
        • Dharma branded food product. (episodes Adrift, Left Behind, Two for the Road)
    • Dharma Initiative Spiced Pork And Ham
        • Dharma branded food product. (episode The Man from Tallahassee)
    • Dharma Initiative Tuna
        • Dharma branded food product. (episodes Everybody Hates Hugo, One of Us)
    • Dino Bites
        • Frozen chicken nugget product that Jake puts on his face after his father punches him after trying to punch Jake's grandfather. (Season 7 episode Admiral Peralta)
    • Farmer Billy's Bacon
        • Farmer Billy: Do you love that soo-weet smell of Farmer Billy's Bacon? Would you like to see how a pig goes from loving life to your fork and knife? Well, if you open up one of these packages and find a golden ticket, you get a tour of Farmer Billy's Bacon Factory!
    • Farmer Billy's Bacon-fed Bacon
        • Homer buys an entire shopping cart full of Farmer Billy's bacon to win a tour of the bacon factory. (Season 15 episode Simple Simpson)
    • Farmer Billy's Slow-killed Bacon
        • Homer buys an entire shopping cart full of Farmer Billy's bacon to win a tour of the bacon factory. (Season 15 episode Simple Simpson)
    • Farmer Billy's Travel Bacon
        • Homer buys an entire shopping cart full of Farmer Billy's bacon to win a tour of the bacon factory. (Season 15 episode Simple Simpson)
    • Farmer Dan's Bacon
        • Product Marge uses to distract the rats in the garbage in the front yard so the kids can go to school. (Season 9 episode Thrash of the Titans)
    • Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen
        • Austrian version of Oscar Meyer weiners, as seen in a bratwurst commercial during an episode of Before They Were Famous, highlighting Rainier Wolfcastle's first appearance, the star of the blockbuster McBain movies. (Season 8 episode Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious)
    • Ham ahoy!
        • Meat product that Homer and Bart pick up at the grocery store when Homer decides to gain 60 lbs in order to qualify as disabled. (Season 7 episode King-Size Homer)
    • Hassler’s Tuna
        • Hutch feeds kitten in opening scene.
    • Heinrich's Bratwurst
        • Sponsor of the Austrian Music Awards in Marge's telling of Mozart at the library. (Season 15 episode Margical History Tour)
    • Hoffarth's Condensed Vegetable Beef
        • Soup product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Hot And Honey Ham Slices
        • From season 6, episode 8 - from Kolb Family Foods. Haaaaaam, girl!
    • Hunter's Fuel
        • Beef Jerkey product at the Family Fun-N-Gun Expo that the gang attends when Niles makes some new friends after going to the gun range with Martin. (Season 10 episode Analyzed Kiss)
    • Johnny Bench's Pre-Cooked Bacon
        • When Homer prays for God to come up with a new great tasting snack, he inadvertently causes a car accident where a truck carrying Johnny Bench's Pre-Cooked Bacon crashes into a fudge truck. (Season 14 Pray Anything)
    • Krusty Brand Pork Products
        • Featuring plump succulent sausage, honey smoked bacon and glistening sizzling bacon. (Season 1 episode Krusty Gets Busted)
    • Lean Supreme Chicken And Wild Rice
        • Frozen dinner product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Li'l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry
        • New product manufactured at Mr. Burns' Li'l Lisa Recycling Plant. A high protein feed for farm animals, insulation for low income housing, a powerful explosive, and a top notch engine coolant. "And best of all, it's made from 100% recycled animals." (Season 8 episode The Old Man and the Lisa) Barrel seen under the glass bottomed boat. (Season 9 episode Bart Carny)
    • Meat Whiz
        • Snack food product ALF mentions, apparently similar to Cheez Whiz, but made with meat instead of cheese (Season 3 Don't be Afraid of the Dark)
    • Meatsicle
        • Joke makes about Lowell being the inventor of when Lowell goes vegetarian in Season 6 episode She's Baaack!
    • Nature's Promise Free Form Young Turkey
        • Frozen turkey Kevin stole from Arthur's freezer in (Season 1 episode My Dinner with Android)
    • Paradise Meat Loaf
        • Meat loaf product sold at Shopwell's, sings Meat Loaf's song I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) when Frank and Brenda go their separate ways, visible during the battle with the gods, visible during the orgy.
    • Prospect Foods Meat Lamb Chops
        • Prospect Properties provides Tom and Gemma with food drops - cardboard boxes full of Prospect Foods branded products.

    • Prospect Foods Pish
        • Prospect Properties provides Tom and Gemma with food drops - cardboard boxes full of Prospect Foods branded products. Label reads "pish", product looks like vacuum sealed shrimp.

    • Prospect Foods Salmon
        • Prospect Properties provides Tom and Gemma with food drops - cardboard boxes full of Prospect Foods branded products.

    • Scarpato's Meats
        • This is the one-man butcher business owned by Phillip Seymour's character and whose reefer truck crashes with Seymour's step son's body ending up on the pavement.
    • The Slaughterhouse Five
        • Niles brings Martin a peace offering in the form of "The Slaughterhouse Five", a package of five different meats in one big box from Smoky Mountain Farms. Tribute to Kurt Vonnegut. (Season 8 episode Episode The New Friend)
        • With Y2K on the horizon, Steve becomes a doomsday prepper and stocks up on Smeat. (Season 9 episode 23 The End of the World as We Know It)
        • Fake meat product movie prop created by The Earl Hayes Press, seen in the Carousel children's store where Andre and Luda have their zombie baby.
        • Fake meat product seen in various episodes - sitting on the hood of a car in the episode Cherokee Rose, Carl picks a can up in the episode Seed.
        • Snack at movie theater where Homer and Bart go see Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie 40 years in the future. (Season 4 episode Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie) When the manager of the Native American casino Caesar's Pow-Wow shows Bart a vision of his future, Homer offers Bart and his roommate Ralph Wiggum Soylent Green to eat. "Now with more girls" (Season 11 episode Bart to the Future)
        • Bill advertises Soylent Green on the air: "Now available in vanilla-nut flavor. So for a tasty treat that's good to eat, try Soylent Green. Soylent Green is people. Soylent Green, made from the best stuff on Earth, people.” (Season 3 episode Space, the episode that imagines WNYX is located on a space station)
    • Steak
        • Generic food product seen in the Withstandinator, the bomb shelter for sale at the Military Antiques store. (Season 9 episode Treehouse of Horror VIII - segment The HΩmega Man)
    • Teeny Tiny Turkey
        • Single serving Thanksgiving turkey dinner product. Sponsor of the Ingraham Angle on Fox. (2018 episode with host Steve Carrell)
    • Teriyaki Chicken Burst Frozen Dinner
        • Flavor of Bag & Boil frozen dinner that George Sr. orders when he's living in the attic of the model home after escaping from prison (Season 2)
    • Uncle Jim's Country Fillin'
        • Meat product that Homer and Bart pick up at the grocery store when Homer decides to gain 60 lbs in order to qualify as disabled. "Just squeeze ‘n' swallow" (Season 7 episode King-Size Homer)
    • Wadded Beef
        • One of the few canned items left after the town raids Kwik-E-Mart when Hurricane Barbara is coming. (Season 8 episode Hurricane Neddy)

    • Wild Boar Stix
        • Beef jerky type snack food sold at the Swamp Gas Grab-n-Go convenience store.


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