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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves the change the name.
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  • Magazines-Adult
    • All-male Anal Adventures
        • Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • American Breast Enthusiast
        • The Air Force searches the entire base for Sideshow Bob, but all they find are porn magazines - American Breast Enthusiast, Granny Fanny and Cheek Week. (Season 7 episode Sideshow Bob's Last Gleamings) Pornographic magazine that Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. (Season 7 episode Summer of 4 Ft. 2)

    • Anal Fixation
        • Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Backdoor Gang Bang
        • Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Bad Puppy
        • Gay porn magazine nurse gives Donnie in the fertility clinic when he and Felix pose as a gay couple (Season 4 episode From Instinct to Rational Control)
    • Big Beaver New record added 6/19/2021
        • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
        • Pornographic magazine that 4400 returnee and low budget horror movie director Curtis Peck uses for inspiration. (Season 4 episode The Marked)
    • Big Boob Blowies
        • Allison's husband's pornographic magazines (Season 1 episode 5 Conditions of Existence)
    • Big Dick Lovers
        • Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Bisexual Sex Parties
        • Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Black Tail New record added 6/19/2021
        • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
    • Bondage Magazine
        • Magazine that Dexter finds in Jamie Jaworski's apartment. (Season 1 episode Dexter)
    • Booty Babes
        • Pornographic magazine that Ben discovers when rooting around in Sawyer's old tent on the beach. (Season 6 episode Dr. Linus)
    • Breastfeeder Magazine
        • Magazine Jake buys to help him prepare to take care of Terry's pregnant wife - turns out to be porn (Season 3 episode Ava)
    • Busty Ladies
        • Magazine Ross buys at newsstand. (Season 6 episode The One that Could Have Been) Pornographic magazine Joey reads. (Season 9 episode The One With the Male Nanny)
    • Cargirl
        • When Mac arrives in California without Lightning Mcqueen, a reporter asks him if he's going to pose for Cargirl.
    • Cheek Week
        • The Air Force searches the entire base for Sideshow Bob, but all they find are porn magazines - American Breast Enthusiast, Granny Fanny and Cheek Week. (Season 7 episode Sideshow Bob's Last Gleamings)
    • Clown Boobies
        • Pornographic magazine Jake pretends to be reading at a newsstand while waiting for a suspect. (Season 3 episode Bureau)
    • Cum Cravers
        • Chapter 7. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Dominant Females
        • Magazine in the "WHACKING MATERIAL" section of the airport gift shop.
    • Fat Jugs New record added 6/19/2021
        • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
    • Girls Who Love Girls
        • Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Granny Fanny
        • The Air Force searches the entire base for Sideshow Bob, but all they find are porn magazines - American Breast Enthusiast, Granny Fanny and Cheek Week. (Season 7 episode Sideshow Bob's Last Gleamings)
    • Gray Box Over 50 New record added 6/19/2021
        • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
    • Horn
        • Pornographic magazine featuring a scratch & sniff center spread" at newsstand, designed by production illustrator Tom Southwell.

    • Horny Dreamgirls
        • Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Hot Naked Chicks & World Report
        • #1 News & Chicks Magazine. Featuring: "Chicks, Sex, Naked, World, Sex, Hot, Report, Chicks"
    • Hungry Butt Holes
        • Chapter 7. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill. "The cold shadow of the Creedish church monument falls over me all morning as I bury Adam Branson. Under the layers of obscenity, under the Hungry Butt Holes, under the Ravishing She-Males, I dig with my hands into the churchyard dirt."
    • Juggs
        • Apu delivers copies of Juggs to the Sea Captain to keep his men from resorting to homosexuality for about 10 minutes. (Season 10 episode I'm With Cupid)
    • Jugs Ahoy
        • Porn magazine Vince brings Dave in the hospital Season 5 episode 2 Speak No Evil. Dave's entire stash seen when he confronts The Croatoan inside his mind in Season 5 episode 22 A Matter of Time.
    • Lips, Tits And Monster Clits
        • Chapter 8. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Midnight Pussycats
        • The cash register where Billy waited for his change was near a bin of old girly magazines. Billy looked at one out of the corner of his eye, and he saw this question on its cover: What really became of Montana Wildhack? So Billy read it. He knew where Montana Wildhack really was, of course. She was back on Tralfamadore, taking care of the baby, but the magazine, which was called Midnight Pussycats, promised that she was wearing a cement overcoat under fathoms of saltwater in San Pedro Bay.
    • Modern Sperm
        • Magazine in the "WHACKING MATERIAL" section of the airport gift shop.
    • Naked Guys Revue
        • Magazine Niles acts like he's reading outside the gay bar Bad Billy's (Season 11 episode The Doctor is Out)
    • Orgasm Magazine
        • Joke Jordan makes while Charlie's meeting with someone about his idea for a prison re-entry program, because he wanted to publish the results of their sex study in Maxim. Jordan: "Selling something to Orgasm Magazine?" (Episode Charlie and Jordan Go to Prison)
    • Orgy Boys
        • Chapter 7. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill.
    • Playbeing Magazine
        • Although it is excruciatingly rich, horrifyingly sunny and more full of wonderfully exciting people than a pomegranate is of pips, it can hardly be insignificant that when a recent edition of Playbeing magazine headlined an article with the words "When you are tired of Ursa Minor Beta you are tired of life", the suicide rate quadrupled overnight.
    • Playdude
        • Adult magazine from multiple episodes.

        • There's an issue of Playdude in Mrs. Krabappel's confiscated items drawer of her desk. Parody of Playboy. (Season 3 episode Bart the Lover)
        • Homer reads an issue of Playdude featuring an interview with Lorne Michaels. (Season 4 Homer the Heretic)
        • Movie cowboy Buck McCoy discards an issue of Playdude before stopping a robbery at the National Bank of Springfield. (Season 13 episode The Latest Gun in the West)
        • When Homer kills the crows' enemy - Marge's scarecrow, the crows do Homer's bidding, which is bring him a bag of chips and a issue of Playdude magazine. (Season 3 episode Weekend at Burnsie's)
        • After having fallen on hard times, Rainier Wolfcastle sells his belongings, including copies of his Playdude centerfolds. (Season 14 episode The Strong Arms of the Ma)
        • While in church, Moe reads Lisa's new literary journal The Red Dress Press, hidden inside an issue of Playdude. (Season 15 episode Fraudcast News)
        • When Homer goes to work remodeling the kitchen after Marge sees the new modern kitchen in the house next door, Playdude magazines fall from a hiding spot in the ceiling. It turns out that Homer has been trying to hide bosom mags from Marge. (Season 16 episode All's Fair in Oven War)
        • Apu mentions the Playdude magazines for sale at Kwik-E-Mart. (Season 16 episode Midnight Rx)
        • Moe Szyslak (holding a copy of Playdude in Kwik-E-Mart): God, nothing is sexier than still photos in a girlie magazine. (Season 16 episode Home Away from Homer)
    • Playhead
        • Fictional magazine that Jerry mentions during his end routine: "Men wanna see women naked. Whatever it is you won't show us that's what we're obsessed with seeing. If women always wore hats in public, all the time you'd see men buying Playhead magazine you know, Skulls of the Big 10." (Season 4 episode The Contest)
        • Mulder had a big collection Playpen pornographic magazines, including every issue published up until his death.
        • Joey and Ross make a video for Phoebe's babies, showing them a nudie magazine so they can see what naked women looked like the month they were born. (Season 5 episode The One Hundredth)

        • Ally smuggles a copy of Playpen into a prison so that a client can smuggle out a deposit to impregnate his wife.
        • Adult magazine in Sawyer's stash. (Season 3 episode Flashes Before Your Eyes)

        • Mrs. DuBois dreams about a sperm bank in 1983, where in one rooms there's a pile of magazines, including a copy of Playpen.
        • A fictional pornographic magazine seen in a variety of movies and television shows.
        • Porn mag the guys try to trade for a kid's clean piss (Season 1 episode Piss & S**t). Magazine in Blake's whack stash. (Season 6 episode Gone Catfishing)
        • Magazine Phil reads while using his pool toilet. Also seen in the episode called "Fish in the Dish" when Phil masturbates over and over to take a fertility test.
    • Pregnant Sluts New record added 6/19/2021
        • Will Ferrell's character takes his wife on a tour of his old neighborhood, including a convenience store, where the clerks recognize him as the guy that used to come in every Saturday night for a raspberry soda, a Mars bar and a jerk mag. Several pornographic magazines are named during the episode, including Fat Jugs, Black Tail, Pregnant Sluts, Big Beaver and Gray Box over 50. (Host Toby Maguire - Raspberry Soda
    • Puppet Pussy Party
        • Magazine Phil goes looking for at Vinny's Puppet Pleasureland. Cover story: Little Kitties with Giant Titties.
    • Ravishing She-Males
        • Chapter 7. Magazine in the Tender Branson National Sensitive Materials Sanitary Landfill. "The cold shadow of the Creedish church monument falls over me all morning as I bury Adam Branson. Under the layers of obscenity, under the Hungry Butt Holes, under the Ravishing She-Males, I dig with my hands into the churchyard dirt."
    • Real Men
        • Magazine for sale at Around the World News, a newsstand at Springfield Mall. (Season 2 episode Bart's Dog Gets an F)
    • Stud Magazine
        • A couple getting married find themselves at Night Court when nude pictures of the bride are distributed at the wedding, naked photos from the April 1980 issue of Stud magazine. (Season 1 episode The Former Harry Stone)
    • Temptress
        • Pornographic magazine Seth and Evan peruse in the convenience store on their way to school.

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