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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves to change the name.
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Category Filter: ICE CREAM AND FROZEN YOGURT FLAVORS

  • Ice Cream and Frozen Yogurt Flavors
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Pralines and Dick
        • According to Garth, If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be "pralines and dick”.
    • The Ark
        • Menu item at Phineas Q. Butterfat's. "And God said gather ye two of every flavor, anoint them with 62 sauces, whipped cream, and nuts, and ye shall call it, The Ark." (Season 11 episode It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge)
    • Banana Fanna Foo Fanna
        • Ice cream dish that Howard orders at Uncle Yummy’s Ice Cream Parlor, available with fruit or fudge filling. (Season 3 episode Sorry, Wrong Mother)
    • Beyonce Compliments Your Hair
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Big Benjy's Fudge Bar
        • Ice cream fudge bar in season 1 episode 4 Consumed.
    • Bolden Berry
        • Ice cream flavor at the ice cream parlor where Morty uses his save point device to get around their "1 sample per customer" policy. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Bremnermint
        • Ice cream flavor at the ice cream parlor where Morty uses his save point device to get around their "1 sample per customer" policy. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Brenner's All Natural Raspberry Sorbet
        • Ice cream product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Brenner's Coffee Bean Ice Cream
        • Ice cream product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Brenner's Rocky Road Ice Cream
        • Ice cream product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Butter Scott
        • Ice cream flavor at the ice cream parlor where Morty uses his save point device to get around their "1 sample per customer" policy. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Cake It To The Limit
        • The Eagles-themed ice cream flavor - inspired by the song Take it to the Limit. (Season 6 episode The Chump)
    • Caller Doesn't Leave A Voicemail
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Candy Caines
        • Ice cream flavor at the ice cream parlor where Morty uses his save point device to get around their "1 sample per customer" policy. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Candy Warhol
        • Ice cream product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church. Parody of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. (Season 10 episode Lisa Gets an ‘A')
    • Chip Charlie Black
        • Joke Bradley makes about Chip's name sounding like an ice cream flavor. (Season 1 episode A Seat at the Table)
    • Clothes Right Out of the Dryer
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Coffee Ice Cream
        • Generic ice cream in the cooler at Kwik-E-Mart where Apu chills his loins to increase the chances of impregnating Manjula. (Season 11 episode Eight Misbehavin')
    • The Cool Side Of Your Pillow
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Cruci-fixins
        • Topping table at the church's ice cream social. Flavors include Blessed Virgin Berry, Command-mint, Bible-Gum. (Season 12 episode I'm Goin' to Praiseland)
    • Desmond Tutti Frutti
        • Ice cream product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church. Parody of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. (Season 10 episode Lisa Gets an ‘A')
    • Despera-dough
        • The Eagles-themed ice cream flavor - inspired by the song Desperado. (Season 6 episode The Chump)
    • Dharma Initiative Ice Cream
        • Kenneth has Dharma Initiative Ice Cream, calling it Government Ice Cream (episode The Beginning of the End). Inspired by the fictional research project from the TV show Lost.
    • Ferrington's Old Fashioned Chocolate Ice Cream
        • Ice cream product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Ferrington's Old Fashioned Strawberry Ice Cream
        • Ice cream product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Finding Out Your True Bra Size
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Five-Dollar-Bill You Find In Your Pocket Unexpectedly
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • The Glutton’s Delight
        • Special at Uncle Yummy’s Ice Cream Parlor. Seven flavors of ice cream, seven different toppings, seven varieties of nuts, an almond macaroon served in a styrofoam kitchen sink. (Season 3 episode Sorry, Wrong Mother)
    • Great White Whale
        • Ice cream dish that Bob considers ordering at Uncle Yummy’s Ice Cream Parlor. Vanilla ice cream swimming in a sea of marshmallow sauce and coconut. (Season 3 episode Sorry, Wrong Mother)
    • Half Strawberry, Half Male-coworker-gets-called-out-for-stealing-your-ideas
        • Frozen yogurt flavor the Simone orders. (Season 3 episode Pandemonium)
    • Handwritten Note in the Mail
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Hip-Hopsicles
        • Springfield Elementary installs new Scammer & Z-Dog vending machines - the same marketing team behind Hip-Hopsicles "The urban popsicle", featuring Scarf-ables products, including Krishna Krisps, Amazonkers, Lollapalollipops, Dalai Lamanade, Choco-Nards and Everlasting Copkillaz. Lisa reads the ingredient list for Krishna Krisps: "Hydrogenated petroleum oil, monosodium poisonate, partially de-weaponized plutonium" (Season 16 episode The Heartbroke Kid)
    • Honey Bono
        • Ice cream product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church. Parody of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. (Season 10 episode Lisa Gets an ‘A')
    • Hot and Heavy Fudge Fandango
        • Ice cream dish that Emily orders at Uncle Yummy’s Ice Cream Parlor. (Season 3 episode Sorry, Wrong Mother)
    • Indescribable But Delicious
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Jolly Jumper Jelly Jamboree
        • Ice cream dish that Howie orders at Uncle Yummy’s Ice Cream Parlor. (Season 3 episode Sorry, Wrong Mother)
    • Ken & Harry's Milli Vanilla
        • Ice cream product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church. Parody of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. (Season 10 episode Lisa Gets an ‘A')
    • Le Gourmet Ice Cream
        • Abe Simpson takes the kids grocery shopping while Homer and Marge attend a marriage retreat. Bart and Lisa add ice cream to the list - half a gallon of Chocolate, half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge, and half a gallon of chocolate, chocolate, chocolate chip. (Season 2 episode The War of the Simpsons) Ice cream Homer eats. (Season 3 episode Bart the Murderer)
    • Learning To Tie Your Shoes
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Making The Yellow Light At An Intersection
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Monkeyberry Marshmallow Blaster
        • Jake claims to know everything about Ocampo, the low level fence they're after, all the ay down to his favorite fro-yo flavor. (Season 4 episode The Slaughterhouse)
    • NBA Smackdown Goes Into Overdrive
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • New Line Opens up at Airport Security
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Peeling an Orange in One Piece
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • The Perfect Ratio Of Peanut Butter To Jelly
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Piggly Wiggly Giggly Glop
        • Ice cream dish that Bob considers ordering at Uncle Yummy’s Ice Cream Parlor. (Season 3 episode Sorry, Wrong Mother)
    • Pink Elephant Choco Crunch Ice Cream Cone
        • Ice cream product created by the motion picture prop house The Earl Hayes Press.
    • Recognized Actor's Voice From Commercial Voiceover
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Rhees N Pieces
        • Ice cream flavor at the ice cream parlor where Morty uses his save point device to get around their "1 sample per customer" policy. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Robbie Road
        • Ice cream flavor at the ice cream parlor where Morty uses his save point device to get around their "1 sample per customer" policy. (Season 4 episode The Vat of Acid Episode)
    • Sealtest Ice Cream
        • Abe Simpson: I'll take any test you want - eye test, Pap test, memory test, memory test, Vinnie Testaverde, Ferrari Testarossa, President's Physical Fitness Test, Sealtest Ice Cream, Testor's Airplane Glue... (Season 17 episode Homer's Paternity Coot)
    • Second Kiss, First is Awkward
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Sherbet Hoover
        • Ice cream product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church. Parody of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. (Season 10 episode Lisa Gets an ‘A')
    • Sleeping in on a Rainy Sunday
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • The Softness Of A Puppy's Tiny Ears
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Super-chocolate
        • Barts gets a free ice cream cone with a scoop of super-chocolate from an ice cream vendor. (Season 13 episode The Latest Gun in the West)
    • Technological Breakthrough
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Triple Minuteman Mint
        • Flavor that a kid orders at Baskin Robbins. (Season 9 episode The Apology)
    • True Potential As Brilliant
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Wayward Vines
        • Joke Xander makes about a new name for Red Vines sold at McGonigle's ice cream shop (Season 2 episode 3)
    • When the Lights Go Down at a Concert
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Whirly's Swirl Caramel Apple
        • Ice cream topping product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond to the whole store on the video camera.
    • Whirly's Swirl Chocolate Chunk
        • Ice cream topping product sold at Shopwell's, visible when Frank reveals the truth about the Great Beyond to the whole store on the video camera.
    • Witchy-womanilla
        • The Eagles-themed ice cream flavor - inspired by the song Desperado. (Season 6 episode The Chump)
    • Xavier Nougat
        • Ice cream product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church. Parody of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia. (Season 10 episode Lisa Gets an ‘A')
    • You Look And Feel Great At Your Reunion
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • Your Grandma's Apple Crisp
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)
    • You're the Thinnest at Your 10-Year-Reunion
        • Frozen yogurt flavor. (Season 1 episode Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis)

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