- Hardware and Tools
- 500XL
- Lawnmower Gonzo uses to write "I am here" in the lawn.
- A-1 Solvent Turpentine
- Canister that Judge Doom uses to create the Dip, the only substance known to kill toons.
- Accu-Crack (caulking Gun)
- Alan tells Walden about his the self-healing chiropractic device he invented called the Accu-Crack, which allows you to crack your own back. Problem is, there is already a caulking gun, reggae band and porn site with the same name. And he can't change the name. Because he already had 30,000 brochures printed. (Season 9 episode Slowly and in a Circular Fashion)
- ACME Bricks (One Ton)
- The Toon Patrol weasels drop a ton of ACME bricks on Roger Rabbit in the ACME warehouse.
- ACME Dynamite
- Explosives in Clamp Centre.
- ACME Nitro
- Explosives in Clamp Centre.
- All Purpose Electric Hammer
- Homer invention. "For all your pounding needs” (Season 2 episode Wizard of Evergreen Terrace)
- Bat Carousel Reversal Spray
- Batman's bat-tool that he uses to outwit Clownface, also known as Krusty the Clown. (Season 14 episode Large Marge)
- BBQ Pit Kit
- The wisecracking sidekick from sitcom Toolin' Around is the spokesperson for the BBQ Pit Kit that Homer buys at Mom & Pop Hardware. (Season 10 episode Mom and Pop Art)
- Bear Sandpaper Refill Rolls
- Items on The Handler's table include a container of Bear Sandpaper Refill Rolls, a can of gold Nu-Shol Spra Paint and a bag with a part from Rocco & Family Plumbing. (Season 2 episode Valhalla)
- Big Red
- Lawnmower that Jobe builds.
- Biocable
- Oscorp product made using spider webbing.
- Breathe-o-Smart
- Ventilation system. "One of the smartest features of the Breathe-o-Smart is that it cannot possibly go wrong. So. No worries on that score. Enjoy your breathing now, and have a nice day."
- Brown 25
- Space-age polymer product: It has the strength of steel, the flexibility of rubber, and the nutritional value of beef stew.
- Clapco D-29
- Jerry's door lock, the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw - the door must be closed. (Season 1 episode The Robbery)
- Cold Faithful
- Brand of the Simpsons' new refrigerator motor. (Season 9 episode Natural Born Kissers)
- Constantine Paints
- Paint sold at the Constantine Hobby Shop.
- Crystal Resonator
- Tool that Zhaan suggests using to shatter the invasive spider robot creatures on Moya with sound.
- Drain Bugger
- Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield - a live bug that eats through drain clogs. (Season 11 episode Saddlesore Gallactica)
- Dyna-Core
- "LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY!" His voice boomed and rolled across the flat jetport acres. Police waited tensely. The crowd shuffled. "I AM CARRYING TWELVE POUNDS OF DYNA-CORE HI-IMPACT PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE IN MY COAT POCKET - THE VARIETY THEY CALL BLACK IRISH. TWELVE POUNDS IS ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WITHIN A THIRD OF A MILE AND PROBABLY ENOUGH TO EXPLODE THE JETPORT FUEL STORAGE TANKS. IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER, I'LL BLOW YOU ALL TO HELL. A GENERAL ATOMICS IMPLODER RING IS SET INTO THE EXPLOSIVE. I HAVE IT PULLED OUT TO HALF-COCK. ONE JIGGLE AND YOU CAN ALL PUT YOUR HEADS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND KISS YOUR ASSES GOODBYE."
- Ever-lock
- Sealant that Louis' Uncle Carl the undertaker had used on sealing vaults.
- EZ Cutz
- Spy-grade glass cutter sold at the entrance to Heist Con. (Season 4 episode One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty)
- Farrow & Ball
- Paint from England. "Each colour tells a story." $110/gallon. (skit New Paint)
- Flynn Dur-A-Flo
- Paint at the Zeus construction site.
- Flynn Dur-A-Lux
- Paint at the Zeus construction site.
- General Atomics Imploder Ring
- "The imploder ring is gold," he continued. "About two inches in diameter. It looks like a keyring with no keys in it. Attached to it is a slim rod like a mechanical pencil with a G-A trigger device attached to it. The trigger device looks like the eraser on the pencil."
- Hoos Solvent
- Solvent product, account handled by Vance's advertising agency, test sample container on Vance's desk.
- Jaclyn Smith Axe Heads
- Product available at Sprawl-Mart. (Season 15 The Fat and the Furriest)
- Johnson's Water Seal
- How Marge keeps her hair so perfect. (Season 17 episode The Last of the Red Hot Mamas)
- Klubeck Nitro-plus No. 2
- Boggis, Bunce and Bean use the G.I.K. Explosives company's Klubeck Nitro-plus no. 2 dynamite to blow up the Fox family's tree.
- Knightly Vision Goggles
- Spy gear for sale at Miles' Knightly's Heist Con. (Season 4 episode One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty)
- KrebBoy
- Riding lawnmower younger Pete drives to Canada in "Grounded for Life".
- Kropp's Paint Thinner
- Product Jessica uses to burn down the house before they leave. (Season 1 episode not slow not bad)
- The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier
- Krusty the Clown merchandise. "KRUSTY SEZ - GET BACK" (Season 6 episode Homie the Clown)
- Krusty Tool Box
- Krusty themed merchandise in Bart's room. (Season 9 episode The Last Temptation of Krust)
- Lead Shield
- Paint brand little boy named Timmy is using to paint a white picket fence in the instructional dodgeball video.
- The Leather Buddy
- Simpsons version of Leatherman tool Bart buys for Homer for Father's Day. (Season 17 episode See Homer Run)
- Lighter Fluid
- Generic lighter fluid Dennis provides to the members of the Ass Kickers cult to commit suicide by setting themselves on ifre. (Season 10 episode Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult)
- Li'l Chipper
- Ned throws his gun in a miniature wood chipper to avoid shooting Homer as he saw in his Dead Zone vision - changing the future to one in which Homer destroys the town by pressing the core destruct button at the power plant. (Season 16 episode Treehouse of Horror XV - segment The Ned Zone)
- M-94 Marking Flares
 - Flares Ripley takes to rescue Newt.
- Micro-Gauge Plasma Cutter
- Tool that Five wants to buy at the space station, one with a rotating Thorium-carbide head. (Season 1 episode 4)
- Miracle Shears
- Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield that can cut through a car door. (Season 11 episode Saddlesore Gallactica)
- Nu-Shol
- Paint for sale in Glen Oaks Hardware, the store where Klaus visits David, his soldier lover. (Season 2 episode The Swedish Job)
- Items on The Handler's table include a container of Bear Sandpaper Refill Rolls, a can of gold Nu-Shol Spra Paint and a bag with a part from Rocco & Family Plumbing. (Season 2 episode Valhalla)
- OmniGogs
- Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield - eye protection goggles. (Season 11 episode Saddlesore Gallactica)
- OZME 1000 Ton Weight
- Farscape version of an ACME product, from Crichton's Looney Toons inspired hallucination, after being knocked unconscious during an altercation with D'Argo. Crichton converts Scorpius to a cartoon and drops a 1000 ton weight on him. (Season 3 episode Revenging Angel)
- OZME Shovel
- Farscape version of an ACME product, from Crichton's Looney Toons inspired hallucination, after being knocked unconscious during an altercation with D'Argo. D'Argo, in Wile E. Coyote's role, chasing after Crichton in the Road Runner's role, sets a trap for him by digging a hole with an OZME branded shovel and filling it with radioactive OZME branded froonium. (Season 3 episode Revenging Angel)
- Paint
- Free bucket of generic house paint Homer brings home that he got for being confused for the real Krusty the Clown. (Season 6 episode Homie the Clown) The crew of the Radioactive Man movie uses generic paint to horses to look like cows. (Season 7 episode Radioactive Man)
- Paint Remover
- Generically named product in the Simpson garage when Bart builds his soap box racer. (Season 3 episode Saturdays of Thunder)
- Pintura De La Casa
- Paint brand Todd and Erica use to paint what will be their baby's room (Season 4 episode The Blob)
- Pocket Grapplings
- Portable grappling hook sold at Heist Con. (Season 4 episode One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty)
- Quick Hard Cement
- Cement the Bluth Company uses to build their wall. (Season 5 episode The Fallout)
- Runco Road De-icing Salt
- Bag of road salt that Henry's disoriented mother is carrying around her front yard. (Season 1 episode Severance)
- Samser Paint
- Wanda paints the baby room. (Season 1 episode Now in Color)
- Self-sealing Stem Bolts
- Starting with a large shipment of surplus Yamok sauce that Quark is unable to sell, Jake and Nog make a succession of trades for various items under the name The NohJay Consortium, including self-sealing stem bolts, ending up with a strip of land on Bajor. (Season 1 episode Progress) Grand Nagus Zak thwarts Quark's plans to sell 100 gross of self-sealing stembolts. (Season 3 episode Prophet Motive)
- Julian Bashir: It's either a self-sealing stem bolt, or a reverse ratcheting router. I'm just not sure. (Season 5 episode By Inferno's Light)
- Miles O'Brien: Someone has to teach you officers the difference between a warp matrix flux capacitor and a self-sealing stem bolt. (Season 7 episode What You Leave Behind)
- Mentioned during the Bajoran Exchange scene, originally from the Deep Space Nine episode Progress. (Season 3 episode Scavengers)
- Sol Buff
- Murdock wins big on Wheel of Fortune, including a year's supply of Reptile Wax and the new Sol Buff, "the solar-powered buffer of the '80s to keep that reflection on your car year after year.” (Season 4 episode Wheel of Fortune)
- Steel Wool
- Generic steel wool product sold at Mom & Pop Hardware. (Season 10 episode Mom and Pop Art)
- Stern-A-Bond
- Industrial glue in Homer's desk drawer at work that Bart uses to glue novelty props to his face. "Now with death grip", "Warning: in case of accidental ingestion consult a mortician." (Season 9 episode Lost Our Lisa)
- Uncle T-Bird's 100 Proof Accelerator
- Fuel T-Bird uses to destroy the Arcade.
- Whip Balm
- Product mentioned in the end credits of The Poke of Zorro, the movie that the Simpsons watch at Springfield Googolplex Theaters. "The producers would like to thank: The makers of Whip Balm" (Season 11 episode E-I-E-I-Annoyed Grunt)
- Yard King 380
- Lawn mower Jake's neighbor likes better than Jake's Yard King 410.
- Yard King 410
- Jake's lawn mower, featuring a grass catcher 1/3 larger than the 380s.
- Yellow Paint
- Generic paint product Homer uses to track Lenny and Carl to their secret meeting. All he has to do is follow the yellow drip road. (Season 6 episode Homer the Great)
- Zipp
- Brand of spray paint that Bart and Martin use when Bart teaches him to act cool, so the other kids won't laugh at him. (Season 2 episode Bart Gets an F)
- Zoney Juice
- Off brand gasoline sold at Zoney's Go-Mart, a convenience store in DuPray, South Carolina.
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