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What started out as the ultimate compendium of fake businesses and products now contains many new categories that don't fit the original description... but we just can't bring ourselves to change the name.
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Category Filter: FAST FOOD-OTHER (126)

  • Fast Food-Other
    • Agua Dulce
        • Refreshment counter at the UFO convention in Dulce, New Mexico. (Season 1 episode Welcome Aliens)
    • Albuquerque Boiled Turkey
        • Joke Antwan makes about Kentucky Fried Chicken, justifying making a sequel and not a new original game - if you're Kentucky Fried Chicken and people like your chicken, you make more chicken.
    • Andrew's French Fry Emporium
        • Restaurant Schmidt says he was in a commercial for when he was a kid, and that's why the gang member/drug dealer recognizes him.
    • Area Fifty-Yum
        • Erin mentions that Meal Armstrong's, the space themed fast food stand where she works was formerly known as Orion's Melt and Area Fifty-Yum. (Season 1 episode The Spy)
    • The Bean Barrel
        • After Tahani and Jason get married in Sydney, they pick up tacos (Season 3 episode Jeremy Bearimy)
    • Beer Garden
        • Beer stand at the Springfield Chili Cook-off. "Proof of age or exact change required" (Season 8 episode The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
    • Big Head Joe's
        • They have the most insane burritos, including one called the Meat Tornado. It literally killed a guy last year. (Season 3 episode Flu Season)
    • BLM BLTs
        • Food stand at VoughtLand amusement park. (Season 3 episode The Only Man in the Sky)
    • Brothers K
        • In the opening scene of the 3rd season cliffhanger, a man in the diner shoots several people, then is himself felled by a police sniper through the restaurant's big glass window. (Season 3 episode Talitha Cumi)
    • Bubs' Concession Stand
        • Where Bubs works, and the place in Free Country, USA to get anything and everything, albeit not necessarily legally.
    • Bun Boy Restaurant
        • From an Integra commercial. The Bun Boy Restaurant appears to be a diner on the edge of Las Vegas.
    • Carte Blanche
        • New food cart in the airport (Season 8 episode Too Beautiful For You)
    • Caviar on a Stick
        • One of several 'food on a stick' themed restaurants in another version of Neighborhood 12358W after Eleanor figures out they're actually in the Bad Place, because each iteration has a different food theme. (Season 2 episode 2 Dance Dance Resolution)
    • Chili
        • Fast food chili truck that drives through the Simpsons neighborhood in the heat of summer, selling red hot Texas style chili, and ginger ale, boiling' hot Texas style ginger ale. (Season 6 episode Bart of Darkness)
        • After eating alien goo out of an asteroid that crashes in the backyard, Homer gets really hungry and eats everything he can find in the kitchen. (Season 18 episode Treehouse of Horror XVII - segment Married to the Blob)
    • Chili Blasters
        • New record added 6/29/2022
        • One of the 37 restaurants rated “awful” to “mediocre” on Fast-Food Boulevard that gets destroyed when Homer inadvertently causes a gas explosion. “Fast-Food Boulevard 1972-2008”. (Season 19 episode E Pluribus Wiggum)
    • Chum Bucket
        • The magical book tells the story of SpongeBob SquarePants and his adventures in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab fast food restaurant, where he cooks Krabby Patties. SpongeBob has spent several years protecting the secret formula of the Krabby Patty from Plankton, the owner of the Chum Bucket eatery.
    • Condela's Cucina Cubana
        • Food truck where Deb runs into Anton. "Miami's best Cuban food”. (Season 3 episode Do You Take Dexter Morgan?, Season 4 episode Blinded by the Light)
    • The Crombie Mobile
        • A fast food truck on the slightly more futuristic version of Earth that the group visits. Ronan tries to buy a Crombie (crab burger) but his hand doesn't work on the scanner.
    • Cuban Food
        • Lunch cart outside the precinct. (Season 4 episode Living the Dream)
    • Der Krazy Kraut
        • Fast food restaurant where Otto's girlfriend Becky works - Otto proposes to her in his school bus in the drive thru lane, playing the Poison song Every Rose Has It's Thorn. (Season 11 episode It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge)
    • Dimwillie’s
        • New record added 6/28/2022
        • Fast food restaurant where Homer asks Abe about the day before, which he doesn’t remember.
    • Dip 'n Fry
        • "Okay, guys, hurry up and get your lunch orders in. Dip 'n Fry closes in 20 minutes…" "Yeah, if we don't hurry, they'll change the grease." (Season 10 episode 4 The Norm Who Came in from the Cold)
    • Drink-A-Juice
        • One of Buster's favorite stores that George Sr. mentions when he and Lucille go looking for Buster at the mall. (Season 5 episode Chain Migration)
    • Ernesto's
        • Local food truck Dwight uses to trick Jim into admitting he didn't really spend the week attending jury duty. (Season 8 episode Jury Duty)
    • Extra Sticks
        • One of several 'food on a stick' themed restaurants in another version of Neighborhood 12358W after Eleanor figures out they're actually in the Bad Place, because each iteration has a different food theme. (Season 2 episode 2 Dance Dance Resolution)
    • Falafel Halal
        • Nora and Aleesha eat fried chickpea balls from Falafel Halal for lunch during their field trip to New York City. (Season 2 episode The Outing)
    • Fast Food
        • Generic fast food restaurant in the Mall, from the Itchy and Scratchy cartoon Screams from a Mall. (Season 4 episode The Front)
    • Flams
        • Fast food restaurant in the Merpal's Mall food court where Beth and Summer eat lunch. (Season 4 episode The Old Man and the Seat)
    • Flapjack Orgasm
        • Annie goes undercover as the owner of a food cart selling delicious Connecticut style pancakes. (Season 1 episode Murder by Soup)
    • Fleet-A-Pita
        • Fast food restaurant that Marge's old investment group The Investorettes chooses to invest in at the Springfield Franchise Expo. (Season 8 episode The Twisted World of Marge Simpson)
    • Funnel of Love
        • Food truck that Darcy and Vision steal from the circus to drive to Wanda's house. (Season 1 episode Breaking the Fourth Wall)
    • General Chang’s Taco Italiano
        • New record added 6/29/2022
        • One of the 37 restaurants rated “awful” to “mediocre” on Fast-Food Boulevard that gets destroyed when Homer inadvertently causes a gas explosion. “Fast-Food Boulevard 1972-2008”. (Season 19 episode E Pluribus Wiggum)
    • Grandma Flora's
        • The breakfast burrito joint the guys see an ad for on TV and drive an hour for only to find out its closed. "The Best Breakfast Burrito in America" (Season 3 episode Hungry Like the Wolf Dog)
    • Gulp 'N' Blow
        • Fast food burger joint, one of the several jobs in a string of jobs that Homer gets after leaving the Fun Center, before finally being hired at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. (Season 3 episode I Married Marge) Fast food restaurant where Sideshow Mel works when Krusty's show gets canceled. (Season 4 episode Krusty Gets Kancelled) New sponsor of Reverend Lovejoy's church after he agrees to let Mr. Burns to run the church like a business. (Season 13 episode She of Little Faith)
    • The Gyro King
        • New record added 6/15/2022
        • Fast food truck in Kamala’s neighborhood. (Season 1 episode Crushed)
    • Gyro-rama
        • After quitting their jobs at Mr. Cluck's, Hurley's friend mentions other possible job opportunities: "I hear Pizza Bin is hiring… or we could try our luck at Gyro-rama." (Season 2 episode Everybody Hates Hugo)
    • Ibrahim and Osman's Gyro Fusion Burgers
        • Middle Eastern food truck. (Season 5 episode A Cappella Club)
    • Jimmy's Snacks & Sandwiches
        • Snack cart seen when Jake crosses over into 1960's Lisbon, Maine.
    • The Juice Connect
        • Charge on Joe and Love's Madre Linda Trust Bank statement. (Season 3 episode Into the Woods)
    • Junkie Genies
        • Walter finds food from a fast food joint up by MIT in the animal rights activists - and genetically modified monster victim's - car. According to Peter, the food is crap, but it's cheap and it's open late. It's always filled with undergrads. (Season 1 episode Unleashed)
    • Kelly Fruit Company
        • Kelly's was the closest thing to a high school hangout the loosely sprawled community of Chamberlain could boast since Sheriff Doyle had closed the rec center following a large drug bust. It was run by a morose fat man named Hubert Kelly who dyed his hair black and complained constantly that his electronic pacemaker was on the verge of electrocuting him.
    • Kentucky Fried Panda
        • Fast food restaurant devastated by a runaway log with Lisa's head on it. "Finger ling-ling good" Parody of Kentucky Fried Chicken. "Hemp hemp hooray!" (Season 12 episode Lisa the Tree Hugger)
    • Khlav Kalash (food cart)
        • Food cart in New York City where Homer eats, along with a large quantity of crab juice - their only other beverage option being Mountain Dew, which Homer refuses to drink. (The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson)
    • LGBTurkey Legs
        • Food stand at VoughtLand amusement park. (Season 3 episode The Only Man in the Sky)
    • Liver & Onions
        • Guy driving around suburban neighborhood in what looks like an ice cream truck, but says, "Liver & Onions" instead.
    • Lobster Pup
        • Fast food seafood restaurant (Season 1 episode Consumed) Lobster Pup has over 17 locations across the eastern seaboard offering succulent "Lobster" in a variety of tasty concoctions.
    • Main Squeeze
        • Juice bar at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
    • McFalafels
        • Joke Destro makes when Zartan comments on the large number of Radio Hut electronics stores in Beirut: You should see the McFalafels. (Issue #118 Deceptions & Diversions)
    • Meal Armstrong's
        • Moon landing themed fast food. "One small snack for a man, one large soda for mankind." (Season 1 episode Mark and Mallory Go To Washington)
    • Mooby's
        • After the destruction of Quick Stop and RST Video, Dante and Randal begin working at a Mooby's fast food restaurant.
    • Mooby's Restaurant
        • New record added 6/14/2022
        • Mooby the Golden Calf. Created by Nancy Goldruff a former kindergarten teacher in 1989 to fill a gap in the Saturday morning schedule on the local KREL Network. Bought by the Complex Corporation in 1991 and broadcast nationally as the Mooby Fun Time Hour, it picked up a large following of children ages three to eight to the present date has produced sixteen records two theatrical feature films, eight prime time specials, a library of priced-to-own video cassette, and bi-coastal theme parks dubbed Mooby World. Last year Mooby’s Restaurant opened in over 37 locations nationally.
    • Mr. Krabs
        • The magical book tells the story of SpongeBob SquarePants and his adventures in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab fast food restaurant, where he cooks Krabby Patties. SpongeBob has spent several years protecting the secret formula of the Krabby Patty from Plankton, the owner of the Chum Bucket eatery.
    • Murder Truck
        • Boyle's new food truck business - served out of the old Tinga Time Taco Murders food truck. (Season 5 episode Bad Beat)
    • Nia's Gyros
        • Fast food Dom brings over to Angela's apartment when she gives her the chance to come clean (eps2.7_init_5.fve)
    • Omar's Falafel Hut
        • Outdoor concession stand that sells various dishes of falafel, including sandwiches. (episode Helga's Makeover)
    • The One Thing Truck
        • Boyle's food truck that only serves one thing - the perfect meatball sandwich made exactly the way Nana Boyle used to. (Season 5 episode The Negotiation)
    • Orion's Melt
        • Erin mentions that Meal Armstrong's, the space themed fast food stand where she works was formerly known as Orion's Melt and Area Fifty-Yum. (Season 1 episode The Spy)
    • Perky Pat's
        • Allegra and Ted pick up fast food while they're on the run.
    • Plucko Wings & Things
        • When a local clinic uses Joey's image on their posters, several are shown around town, including one near a wings-themed restaurant. (Season 1 The One Where Underdog Gets Away)
    • Poppler Express
        • Bender paints "Poppler" on the tail of the ship and scrubs out "Planet", making it Poppler Express. The ship speeds through space carrying a crate of live Popplers. The sign outside Fishy Joe's turns over to over one million sold. People buy Popplers from a tube-thru window. Zoidberg arrives and turns his pockets inside out. (episode The Problem with Popplers)
    • Pretzel Wagon
        • Snack cart business that Marge chooses to invest in at the Springfield Franchise Expo. (Season 8 episode The Twisted World of Marge Simpson)
    • Rob's Kabobs
        • Investment opportunity that Roy offers Brian. According to Roy, it's "The hottest new investment of the 90s". According to the brochure, "if you skewer it, they will come." (Season 7 episode A Tale of Two Sister Cities)
    • Salty's
        • Snack shop on the boardwalk in Ogunquit, Maine where Fran and Harold live. (Episode The End)
    • Skobo's
        • Restaurant chain Lisa's sick of eating at that she's never even heard of. (Season 17 episode Bonfire of the Manatees)
        • Diner where Homer and Bart eat breakfast on the road to Oregon. (Season 17 episode We're on the Road to D'ohwhere)
    • Snacks
        • Snack bar at the Springfield Airport. (Season 9 episode The Joy of Sect) Snack vendor at the carnival where Mr. Burns takes his date Gloria. (Season 13 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love) Snack bar at the Springfield Civic Center. (Season 14 episode How I Spent My Strummer Vacation)
    • The Tommy Chopper
        • Tom's new business venture - they serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. (Season 7 episode 2017)
    • Topper Jack's
        • Fast food restaurant where Tammy works, gets fired, then robs.
    • We Have Restrooms
        • New record added 6/29/2022
        • One of the 37 restaurants rated “awful” to “mediocre” on Fast-Food Boulevard that gets destroyed when Homer inadvertently causes a gas explosion. “Fast-Food Boulevard 1972-2008”. (Season 19 episode E Pluribus Wiggum)
    • Wikiwiki Yumyum
        • Hawaiian grub. Fast food business that provided food for the Pawnee Commons benefit. (Season 5 episode Emergency Response)

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